LuAnn de Lesseps: No Longer a Countess, Still Never a Princess

[SweetieDarling]

9 hours ago, biakbiak said:

It has zero bids so that’s where it started and will probably end up! 

It must not be a Jovani

Edited November 29, 2020 by SweetieDarling

[Baltimore Betty]

On 11/28/2020 at 11:11 PM, biakbiak said:

It has zero bids so that’s where it started and will probably end up! 

Ha! Each dress sold for $900! I did not think they were very flattering designs or fit on her, I wonder if they have been sold to a collector of sorts or will be in a house of wax or maybe a bridal shop, etc...

[Jextella]

34 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Ha! Each dress sold for $900! I did not think they were very flattering designs or fit on her, I wonder if they have been sold to a collector of sorts or will be in a house of wax or maybe a bridal shop, etc...

 

On 11/28/2020 at 8:20 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/93381037_countess-luann-de-lesseps-2017-randi-rahm-wedding

I am hopelessly addicted to on line auction sites...a few celeb dresses on on this site as well.

I've never shopped online auctions but may start. Thanks for the tip!.

[Baltimore Betty]

38 minutes ago, Jextella said:

 

I've never shopped online auctions but may start. Thanks for the tip!.

They are completely addicting. 

[snarts]

Well, Luann looks good. Nice 70s porn stache, Noel. So much for those estrangement reports.

Link wouldn't embed but it's live. https://www.instagram.com/p/CJQ4AFTsUX3/?igshid=mewy45m3cb99

[MaggieG]

Eek, Noel looks awful

[geauxaway]

Did he always have a unibrow like that?  Like WTF?!

Victoria’s hair is....something.

[Kiss my mutt]

Those are some ugly kids. 

[Sun-Bun]

4 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Those are some ugly kids. 

I hate to looks-shame, but yeah, bad styling/fugly eyebrows aside, those poor kiddos look exactly like their creepy Count Daddy...I’ll bet Lu never dreamed his genes were THAT strong.

[Jextella]

I like the kids' eccentric looks.

Keeps it interesting.

[OldButHappy]

On 12/28/2020 at 11:00 PM, Kiss my mutt said:

Those are some ugly kids. 

Breathtaking

[AnnMarie17]

Is his hand on his sister's ass????????????????  

[film noire]

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@Sun-Bun

...kiddos look exactly like their creepy Count Daddy...

Poor Luann.

Her eggs actually did end up a la francaise.

 

Edited December 31, 2020 by film noire

[hoodooznoodooz]

10 hours ago, film noire said:

Poor Luann.

Her eggs actually did end up a la francaise.

 

Are you ever going to tell us your occupation?!?! You are so witty. I hope that even the folks who don’t visit this site can enjoy your sense of humor as much as we do.

Edited December 31, 2020 by hoodooznoodooz

[film noire]

Aw, thanks @hoodooznoodooz! 

And Happy New Year - may we all have blue skies and better days ahead! 

Edited January 1, 2021 by film noire

[nexxie]

Lu had a coach to keep her sober during filming - good move!

https://pagesix.com/2021/02/19/luann-de-lesseps-had-a-sober-coach-while-filming-rhony/

[FozzyBear]

On 9/26/2020 at 6:42 PM, HunterHunted said:

Erika's sexuality is performative. It's all "here's my kitty, my titties, and my ass. I'll give you sexy baby if you give me all your cash." It's rolling around half-naked while moaning, but it's so obviously fake because Erika is uptight as shit, has no sense of humor, and has one of the most jaded 100 yard stripper stare that I've ever seen. Erika would never drop her veneer long enough to fuck a rando during the cast trip or participate in one of Sonja's drunken make-outs. Luann enjoys sex. You can tell and it comes through. It's part of the reason that Luann's Countess shtick comes across as fake and contrived. The real Luann loves a party and her men. 

It’s actually one of my favorite things about Luanne. She just looks like she’d be a blast to go bar hopping with. She’s usually a happy, fun, slutty drunk. I can see her being really fun for the occasional wild girls trip. Luanne looks like she really loves men, sex, food, booze, swimming pools, nice hotels, dive bars, what have you. She has her problems and I probably wouldn’t want to be that close to her, but she  can have fun. Not all Real Housewives ever look like they’re really having fun.

I agree that Erika looks like she doesn’t actually enjoy much of life. Everything seems transactional. I think she likes having things but I don’t think she enjoys them once she has them. And I really don’t think she likes sex at all.

[Emmeline]

On 12/28/2020 at 3:28 PM, geauxaway said:

Did he always have a unibrow like that?  Like WTF?!

Victoria’s hair is....something.

I’ve always thought she looked unkept.  The Instagram comments are hysterical.

Edited March 9, 2021 by Emmeline

[Ms Blue Jay]

All I do is read Twitter so I guess I'm breaking all the RHONY news today:

Luann de Lesseps cast in Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives’ tropical spin-off

https://pagesix.com/2021/03/18/luann-de-lesseps-cast-in-bravos-real-housewives-tropical-spin-off/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Edited March 18, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[funnygirl]

1 hour ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

All I do is read Twitter so I guess I'm breaking all the RHONY news today:

Luann de Lesseps cast in Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives’ tropical spin-off

https://pagesix.com/2021/03/18/luann-de-lesseps-cast-in-bravos-real-housewives-tropical-spin-off/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Rinna, Kyle, Kenya, and Teresa all on one show? J*sus Chr*st, that's going to be a headache. 

Good for Lu, though. Show off that banging' bod in the tropical islands. 

[Stats Queen]

42 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

Rinna, Kyle, Kenya, and Teresa all on one show? J*sus Chr*st, that's going to be a headache. 

Good for Lu, though. Show off that banging' bod in the tropical islands. 

This show will either be an entertaining train wreck or just an awful train wreck. Kenya Moore is rumored to be on it - maybe the others will conspire to drown her (that I would enjoy). In my defense, I’m on some strong pain meds from my back surgery.

[Thumper]

Well, Lu looks great in a bikini.  If Rinna is part of it, I’m out.  She is toxic.

I don’t watch New Jersey (after the first season) or Atlanta (after a season or two), so I can’t comment on those possible candidates.

[SuprSuprElevated]

16 hours ago, Thumper said:

Well, Lu looks great in a bikini.  If Rinna is part of it, I’m out.  She is toxic.

I don’t watch New Jersey (after the first season) or Atlanta (after a season or two), so I can’t comment on those possible candidates.

They're all toxic in one way or another.  

[Ms Blue Jay]

I've tried to watch RHOBH and some of those ladies, especially Rinna, are pure evil incarnate (on the show).

Luann is angelic compared (on the show).

[dosodog]

On 3/18/2021 at 5:36 PM, Stats Queen said:

This show will either be an entertaining train wreck or just an awful train wreck. Kenya Moore is rumored to be on it - maybe the others will conspire to drown her (that I would enjoy). In my defense, I’m on some strong pain meds from my back surgery.

Oh.  If Kenya is going, that means Brooklyn is going too.  

I don't think a toddler should be near this proposed group.  Just saying.......

[emmawoodhouse]

RIP Aston. 😭 I can't believe he was 15! 

[SuprSuprElevated]

1 hour ago, emmawoodhouse said:

RIP Aston. 😭 I can't believe he was 15! 

Help me out...??

[emmawoodhouse]

The dog they adopted in Season 1 for Noel.

[SuprSuprElevated]

2 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The dog they adopted in Season 1 for Noel.

Aah, got it.

[divsc]

https://pagesix.com/2021/05/11/rhonys-luann-de-lesseps-opens-up-about-her-sobriety-struggle/

She really does struggle with this. Have you ever read Elizabeth Vargas book Between Breaths? It kind of reminds me of that.

[LemonSoda]

On 5/11/2021 at 4:34 PM, divsc said:

https://pagesix.com/2021/05/11/rhonys-luann-de-lesseps-opens-up-about-her-sobriety-struggle/

She really does struggle with this. Have you ever read Elizabeth Vargas book Between Breaths? It kind of reminds me of that.

That book made me ugly cry a few times! 

[divsc]

Always with a new man... in the first two pictures I thought he looked like David Silver's father Mel from 90210 hahaha. But not in the last one.

https://pagesix.com/2021/05/21/rhonys-luann-de-lesseps-seen-getting-kiss-from-mystery-man/

[Jextella]

On 5/21/2021 at 10:02 PM, divsc said:

Always with a new man... in the first two pictures I thought he looked like David Silver's father Mel from 90210 hahaha. But not in the last one.

https://pagesix.com/2021/05/21/rhonys-luann-de-lesseps-seen-getting-kiss-from-mystery-man/

Good for her!  Life's WAAYYYYY too short.

I know these women are probably a bit much in real life, but I find it odd that Lu, Sonja, and Ramona have trouble getting and keeping men in their lives. 

They have money, they're famous and they get to travel to great places. They are attractive and in impeccable shape. And, they seem active and fun to be with.

I get that the pool is small for women of a certain age, but there is a pool.  Maybe they are just TOO much in real life???

Edited May 23, 2021 by Jextella

[SuprSuprElevated]

Is that an iPhone12 in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

[hoodooznoodooz]

16 hours ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Is that an iPhone12 in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Geez, he’s attractive. I wonder if he’s a player like TomCat. 

[RedDelicious]

He is until he opens his mouth - the teeth are not good 😬

[Kiss my mutt]

She can buy him some new chompers like Vicki did for Brooks! 
Luann has such a banging body. Love that outfit. 

[Jextella]

On 5/24/2021 at 11:35 AM, Kiss my mutt said:

She can buy him some new chompers like Vicki did for Brooks! 
Luann has such a banging body. Love that outfit. 

I keep thinking these women should band together and write an exercise and diet book.

However, I picked up a few things rewatching earlier seasons that make me think it's not all that complicated. 

It's clear they all do a bit of weightlifting.

For diet, there was a scene with the Count and Countess and their children on a boat in NYC and the Count admonished the snacking children not to eat in between meals.

My husband doesn't eat in between meals, and it keeps him very lean.

Then in another episode, Ramona was talking about her rear and showed some women she was dining with her secret - squats.

Assuming 3 moderate meals a day without snacking, squats, and some strength training, we'd all look so good!

Easier said than done for many. Snacking and sweets do me in.

Edited May 27, 2021 by Jextella

[SunnyBeBe]

Is this the same guy?
https://pagesix.com/2021/05/24/luann-de-lesseps-makes-out-with-mystery-man-in-the-hamptons/

 

 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

So we can watch this week’s episode knowing that, as giddy and proud as Lu seems about Garth, it ends. 

[Emmeline]

I have to give Lu credit, she is good at snagging a man.  Carol had the same gift.  She dated lots of good looking guys.  Thank god because Sonja and Ramona aren’t having much luck.

This is what they said about him in US.

“She’s dating Radamez Rubio Gaytan,” a source exclusively told Us Weekly on Tuesday, May 25. “He’s a chef and he used to play for the Miami Dolphins and the Pittsburgh Steelers. He’s tall and she likes that Euro-type guy. He’s from Mexico. He’s a quiet type.”

Edited May 26, 2021 by Emmeline

[Hiyo]

If he is into pirate cosplay she would marry him tomorrow.

[Marley]

I know this is late but just saw those pics of Luanns kids up above and they are such typical hipsters lol. I think they are both artists too lol.

[Cosmocrush]

On 5/24/2021 at 2:08 PM, Jextella said:

I keep thinking these women should band together an write and exercise and diet book.

Lu has great genes, that's 95% of it.  She smokes, she drinks, etc. and yet looks amazing clear into her 50s.  Also, a life of luxury doesn't hurt. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

When Andy on WWHL asked Jackie Hoffman what she thought of the Christmas song Lu was recording to raise money for a charity, she said, “Let’s just hope it’s a charity for the deaf [hearing-impaired].”

Edited August 11, 2021 by hoodooznoodooz

[KenyaJ]

Dining and dashing, Luann? I guess money can't buy you class. 

[bosawks]

17 minutes ago, KenyaJ said:

Dining and dashing, Luann? I guess money can't buy you class. 

Snort, "The Countess, as de Lesseps is apparently known".........

 

[RedDelicious]

1 hour ago, KenyaJ said:

Dining and dashing, Luann? I guess money can't buy you class. 

This just reeks of entitlement, and after the fact, 22% is a really shitty tip.

[bosawks]

3 hours ago, RedDelicious said:

This just reeks of entitlement, and after the fact, 22% is a really shitty tip.

I can’t help but think that after reading this Lu screamed at the assistant who snuck that extra 2% in….

Edited December 15, 2021 by bosawks

[hoodooznoodooz]

She comes across as if Le Dip should be grateful she chose to dine & dash there. After her sold-out show, ma friends.