BckpckFullaNinjas July 22, 2019 Share July 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, smores said: Sure! Here it is: https://soulku.com/ Many thanks!!! Link to comment
car54 July 22, 2019 Share July 22, 2019 I would imagine that LuAnn would be playing Matron Mama Morton.--her song can really be talk-sung by almost anyone......i.e. Wendy Williams did it...so I think LuAnn with her height and deep voice could probably pull it off--doesn't require that much movement/dancing or real singing. Next up.......Dancing with the Stars!!!! 1 7 Link to comment
ShawnaLanne July 23, 2019 Share July 23, 2019 On 7/13/2019 at 6:58 PM, izabella said: They have to do something to put on tv. It's their job and this season, cabaret was it since most of the women had no storylines at all. This season was short for a reason. What did Sonja and Ramona bring to the season? Dorinda brought little except for her anger toward Lu from last season, plus she invites people to her Berkshires house so she had the fish room drama to carp about all season. The season was short, what, 3 episodes? What else was the season short of? An international trip? How long do those trips last? Three episodes. Why wouldn't they go on an international trip this year? Ms. Ankle monitor, perhaps? She claimed it was a concession to get permission to travel in the country. Im thinking international travel was a huge no. So, what did the Countess bring to the show this year? Entitled twuntness and very likely the removal of my travel porn. Oh, and some tired ass caberet. 7 Link to comment
chewycandy July 23, 2019 Share July 23, 2019 Leave her behind. I would love to see these women go international. Please, next season, let’s make it happen 🙂 8 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated July 23, 2019 Share July 23, 2019 11 hours ago, car54 said: Next up.......Dancing with the Stars!!!! Oh crap. If this happens, I'm blaming you! 4 3 Link to comment
hoodooznoodooz July 23, 2019 Share July 23, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 9:10 PM, SuprSuprElevated said: Oh.Dear.God. I'll just say that I hope she's socking away the spoils. She's probably on minute 10 about now. Lu still considers herself “classy”? 3 Link to comment
tabloidlover July 26, 2019 Share July 26, 2019 So Luann lied about being cast in Chicago on Broadway https://pagesix.com/2019/07/26/luann-de-lesseps-isnt-actually-joining-chicago/ 1 3 Link to comment
QuinnM July 26, 2019 Share July 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, tabloidlover said: So Luann lied about being cast in Chicago on Broadway Hahahahaha 1 3 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated July 26, 2019 Share July 26, 2019 (edited) 41 minutes ago, tabloidlover said: So Luann lied about being cast in Chicago on Broadway https://pagesix.com/2019/07/26/luann-de-lesseps-isnt-actually-joining-chicago/ Wonder if she honked somebody off by blabbing about it, thereby eliminating herself from consideration. Just deserts. Edited July 26, 2019 by SuprSuprElevated 5 Link to comment
chewycandy July 26, 2019 Share July 26, 2019 She’d been trying for a role for almost a decade? 1 6 Link to comment
hoodooznoodooz July 28, 2019 Share July 28, 2019 On 7/26/2019 at 3:08 PM, chewycandy said: She’d been trying for a role for almost a decade? She’s always been quite the optimist, to her own detriment. 2 Link to comment
Emmeline July 28, 2019 Share July 28, 2019 I saw this on Reddit and I just had to share. 17 1 Link to comment
Stats Queen July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Emmeline said: I saw this on Reddit and I just had to share. I thought it was Victoria!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀 5 8 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 Is it just me, or does Victoria always look like she needs a good scrubbing? 13 Link to comment
Popular Post Mondrianyone July 29, 2019 Popular Post Share July 29, 2019 Quote countessluann Beautiful day of art with my loves @victoriadelesseps @nicolenadeau at @watermillcenter 🖤 #daughter #neice #family #love @thetrishacollection LuAnn misspelled "niece." It's funny she doesn't know the "I before e" rule. I figure that in her world it's usually "I before everything." 28 3 Link to comment
ShawnaLanne July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, SuprSuprElevated said: Is it just me, or does Victoria always look like she needs a good scrubbing? I get that not smiling is a fashion thing, and we absolutely shouldn't have to smile, but both Victoria and her cousin have stank face. Also, do we think the cousin wore a sheer shirt as a fashion statement. Because, boobie! ( childish, I know but that makes me cringe.) 1 8 Link to comment
ivygirl July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 Just now, ShawnaLanne said: I get that not smiling is a fashion thing, and we absolutely shouldn't have to smile, but both Victoria and her cousin have stank face. Also, do we think the cousin wore a sheer shirt as a fashion statement. Because, boobie! ( childish, I know but that makes me cringe.) I kind of love the skirt, though. I'm five foot two, so it'd look like a Hefty bag on me, but still. 2 5 Link to comment
ivygirl July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 It also figures that Luann would “borrow” a photo from an agency and slap it up on her personal Instagram. You can get a pretty hefty fine for stuff like that... 5 Link to comment
ShawnaLanne July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 48 minutes ago, ivygirl said: It also figures that Luann would “borrow” a photo from an agency and slap it up on her personal Instagram. You can get a pretty hefty fine for stuff like that... I would do the same. If I'm the subject of the image, I would feel I'd have a right to it. 6 Link to comment
ivygirl July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 (edited) 34 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said: I would do the same. If I'm the subject of the image, I would feel I'd have a right to it. I hear you. But Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Photo agencies can, and do, sue for copyright infringement. (At minimum, they’ll send you a cyst and deceased letter and still demand a fee in the hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars—generally more than you would have paid if you had licensed the photo in the first place.) Here are BFA’s terms; fees for using the photos were in the hundreds of dollars (exact fee dependent on use). And usually at events like that, you sign a waiver saying they can use your image as they please. Luann didn’t even bother to crop out the watermark 🙄 (I don’t think she’s alone in doing this, though; I feel like I saw a Getty Images watermark on some other Bravolebrity’s Insta site recently.) Edited July 29, 2019 by ivygirl 2 1 6 Link to comment
Sun-Bun July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 14 hours ago, Stats Queen said: I thought it was Victoria!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀 Me too!!! Yikes. I mean, Lu’s kids are attractive, but it kinda shocks me how much they look like The Count; dude has some seriously strong genes!! 6 Link to comment
Natalie68 July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 18 hours ago, Stats Queen said: I thought it was Victoria!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀 OMG! I did also! 16 hours ago, SuprSuprElevated said: Is it just me, or does Victoria always look like she needs a good scrubbing? It isn't just you. In fact they all look like it here. 1 8 Link to comment
Natalie68 July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Sun-Bun said: Me too!!! Yikes. I mean, Lu’s kids are attractive, but it kinda shocks me how much they look like The Count; dude has some seriously strong genes!! I think they were Peak-Too-Soon like Sonja and alcohol. I thought they were cute kids but it didn't translate into a good looking adult. 8 Link to comment
bosawks July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 On 7/26/2019 at 1:55 PM, tabloidlover said: So Luann lied about being cast in Chicago on Broadway https://pagesix.com/2019/07/26/luann-de-lesseps-isnt-actually-joining-chicago/ Chicago is all about the flim-flam and liars and cheats. Maybe she was just auditioning...... 17 2 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, bosawks said: Chicago is all about the flim-flam and liars and cheats. Maybe she was just auditioning...... Luann is very method. Roxie Hart pretends to be pregnant to avoid the gallows. Luann spends season 5 pretending she was trying to have a baby with her man after half the cast was axed, even though Lu's tubes were tied. Roxie claims she was led astray by music, men, and booze. Luann's music is a crime, she's had two cheating husbands and a pirate as a lover, and booze...duh. Roxie uses the scandal to restart her career. Can anybody say Countess and Friends Cabaret? Method! Daniel Day Lewis and Marlon Brando ain't got nothing on Lu. 17 2 Link to comment
divsc July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 Inside Luann de Lesseps ‘Chicago’ mix-up https://pagesix.com/2019/07/29/inside-luann-de-lesseps-chicago-mix-up/?_ga=2.268914802.263081656.1560300211-1292344417.1555990657 5 3 Link to comment
Ohiopirate02 July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 20 hours ago, divsc said: Inside Luann de Lesseps ‘Chicago’ mix-up https://pagesix.com/2019/07/29/inside-luann-de-lesseps-chicago-mix-up/?_ga=2.268914802.263081656.1560300211-1292344417.1555990657 It sounds like the role required too much work for Lu before she gets in front of an audience. I do get that she could not cancel her cabaret performances already scheduled, but I would think that she would want to try to work out an arrangement. Nene was able to do her role in Cinderella while she was filming RHOA. 3 Link to comment
Mondrianyone July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 Maybe we've finally stumbled on the one thing that the countess really does have in common with a truly great cabaret star. 4 4 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Mondrianyone said: Maybe we've finally stumbled on the one thing that the countess really does have in common with a truly great cabaret star. You should tweet this to Ben Rimalower and Billy Stritch. Dietrich could not sing and this song is so up Lulu's alley. 4 Link to comment
Mondrianyone July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 10 hours ago, HunterHunted said: You should tweet this to Ben Rimalower and Billy Stritch. Dietrich could not sing and this song is so up Lulu's alley. I dunno, HH. If they need some anonymous dork (me) to tell them about this song, they're definitely in the wrong business. And if the countess has so little curiosity about her own art, well . . . I hope they never put the song in her act. Dietrich was such a hero (literally, against the Nazis) that I can think of a million better ways to "honor" her. 9 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 @Mondrianyone you're probably right. Billy and Ben are knowledgeable professionals; they are probably familiar with the song. It's just me the civilian who had to be reminded that Marlene Dietrich was no great shakes as a singer and a lot of the songs she was famous for would work really well for Luann. It reminded me of this episode of Batman: The Animated Series where Harley Quinn is singing a song that could really describe her relationship with the Joker. The relationship is abusive, manipulative, and codependent. The song is actually from the musical flop, Meet the People. It reminded me that are whole bunch of songs that are largely unknown to modern audiences and might actually work well with Luann's vocal limitations. 2 3 Link to comment
Mondrianyone July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, HunterHunted said: It reminded me that are whole bunch of songs that are largely unknown to modern audiences and might actually work well with Luann's vocal limitations. For sure. So many wonderful old songs, and stars who weren't really singers, like Mae West and Sophie Tucker, Rusty Warren, Mabel Mercer. The difference is, they brought a healthy dose of irony and a sense of humor about themselves to their work. And a great deal of intelligence underpinning their performances. I don't think the countess has that in her. 10 Link to comment
HunterHunted August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 I'm thinking Victoria Dacre Leto has some very complicated feelings about old Lulu. 3 7 Link to comment
hoodooznoodooz August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, HunterHunted said: I'm thinking Victoria Dacre Leto has some very complicated feelings about old Lulu. It looks like Victoria drew the forward-facing one from Lu’s mugshot photo. Nice use of the statement necklace, Victoria. 8 4 Link to comment
HunterHunted August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 (edited) It's absolutely Luann's mugshot in the center. I think face on the left with the chain of the statement necklace poking through the eye is a riff on the Countess and Friends poster. Victoria and Noel are very talented, but damn does the sketch suggest that there are still some lingering issues. Edited August 1, 2019 by HunterHunted 10 Link to comment
hoodooznoodooz August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, HunterHunted said: It's absolutely Luann's mugshot in the center. I think face on the left with the chain of the statement necklace poking through the eye is a riff on the Countess and Friends poster. Victoria and Noel are very talented, but damn does the sketch suggest that there are still some lingering issues. Quite understandably! 6 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 Eeks! Countess had better put a cowbell on that girl. 6 1 Link to comment
BckpckFullaNinjas August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 On 8/18/2019 at 7:02 PM, SuprSuprElevated said: I lol'd. I wish I could like that to the moon and back 4evah!!!! Clever! 2 Link to comment
FairyDusted August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 She should be off probation soon. Let the good times roll! 4 5 Link to comment
QuinnM August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 People get ready. She is off probation this week. Are we going to have a board pool for the date of the next arrest? I mean she’s not really an alcoholic so there is no reason she can’t drink. And drink. And drink. 8 Link to comment
Mindthinkr August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, QuinnM said: People get ready. She is off probation this week. Are we going to have a board pool for the date of the next arrest? I mean she’s not really an alcoholic so there is no reason she can’t drink. And drink. And drink. Hmmm....I give her until October. Sometime around Halloween because she’ll be all dressed up in costume and forget who she really is. Like Reece Witherspoon when she got arrested: “Do you know who I am?” P.S. Now that she’s almost off probation she’ll be headed to the Drs office first for her prescription for medical marijuana Edited August 27, 2019 by Mindthinkr Added a P.S. 1 6 Link to comment
WhoaWhoKnew August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, QuinnM said: People get ready. She is off probation this week. Are we going to have a board pool for the date of the next arrest? I mean she’s not really an alcoholic so there is no reason she can’t drink. And drink. And drink. Let's not get too excited. That's still enough time to for her to violate by staggering home hammered and dropkicking a school crossing guard. 5 1 Link to comment
Hiyo August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 Quote Sometime around Halloween because she’ll be all dressed up in costume and forget who she really is. Maybe she'll attend a pirate cosplay convention? 5 Link to comment
biakbiak August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 How long does it take for Antabuse to leave the system? 4 2 Link to comment
Cherrio August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, biakbiak said: How long does it take for Antabuse to leave the system? and the nearest bar from her probation officers office? 4 Link to comment
KungFuBunny August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 (edited) I don't think Luann thinks she is an alcoholic - I also think she has some manic issue. If Luann is smart she'll keep the drinking in private settings. Not out in the public. She really shouldn't drink while filming the new season. The only protection she has from getting into trouble again - are the handlers of the Cabaret show. They will provide some covering up as long as they are making money off of her. If she becomes too much of a liability they will drop her like it's hot. Edited August 27, 2019 by KungFuBunny 6 Link to comment
Happy Camper August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, QuinnM said: People get ready. She is off probation this week. Are we going to have a board pool for the date of the next arrest? I mean she’s not really an alcoholic so there is no reason she can’t drink. And drink. And drink. She'll be hunkered down all alone in her round bunker with multiple cases of beer, wine and various hard liquors hidden under her bed. Also several cartons of ciggies. Mimosa's for breakfast, bloody marys for brunch, gin and tonic with lunch, nap in the afternoon, a beer after the nap, a couple of fun cocktails before dinner, wine with dinner and then martinis in the evening. I think her next arrest will be a DUI. Edited August 27, 2019 by Happy Camper 1 3 Link to comment
Mindthinkr August 27, 2019 Share August 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Happy Camper said: She'll be hunkered down all alone in her round bunker bingeing with multiple cases of beer, wine and various hard liquors. Also several cartons of ciggies. Mimosa's for breakfast, bloody marys for brunch, gin and tonic with lunch, nap in the afternoon, a beer after the nap, a couple of fun cocktails before dinner, wine with dinner and then martinis in the evening. I think her next arrest will be a DUI. I also don’t think that the legal system will be so lenient with any subsequent arrests. 1 3 Link to comment
Stats Queen August 28, 2019 Share August 28, 2019 5 hours ago, QuinnM said: People get ready. She is off probation this week. Are we going to have a board pool for the date of the next arrest? I mean she’s not really an alcoholic so there is no reason she can’t drink. And drink. And drink. Okay, we really need a board pool on this. The winner getting bragging rights. After two arrests I think she will keep her consuming less public for a while but as my Google search on Countess and Friends shows, her last cabaret date on the calendar is something like November 9, so my net for the pool is November 10 4 Link to comment
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