Hiyo

You guys are being unfair. Back in the day, Chicago stood for two things.

Blanche: Mel makes me feel young and beautiful and special. When we’re together we laugh a lot. Sophia: Why wouldn’t you? You’re both naked. Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it? Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that. Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker". Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.

I couldn't stand Will in season 1, but I really liked him in season 2 and was actually sad to see him go. Funny enough, he was a lot like Chloe from Smallville, in that once he/she learned their respective protagonist's Big Secret, they become so much more likeable and enjoyable. Yeah he was definitely trying way too hard to be be Sydney's crusading white knight or whatever, and Sydney would fall in love with him once he exposed THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW AND WHY DANNY REALLY DIED.

If that were a TV show I would watch the hell out of it.

Maxima is giving me lots of chic Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? cosplay with that outfit. Or maybe it's chic Van Helsing cosplay. Or maybe both.

Hell I’m a gay man and for $50 billion I’d do Ashley and Candyass.

Arlene Dahl, who played the character of Lucinda Schenk in the early to mid 80s, passed away.

I remember reading somewhere that Lauren was initially supposed to only be a recurring character, not a full time one. The problem was there was also her own accent, Australian in there as well. Which is why it was referred to as the omni-accent. That was season 4. Well, the first half, anyway. Season 3 I think was when they just went into Rambaldi over drive.

She did seem to trade in Hu and Mor for Happy and Ness...

I think it's an unwritten rule of HWs reunions that the others must do that if a HW performs or sings in anyway at the reunion. Considering how much she has probably (and may possibly still be) subsidizing parts of 'Ass and Chris' lives, let Dorothy get those Potomac coins. At the very least, use that money for family therapy for 'Ass and herself...

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Amaya was clingy and needy, Colin was an immature asshole. It was never going to work. Matt was the worst, though, and up there on the list of Worst RW Housemates on any show. His shifting his affections from Ruthie onto her twin sister when he couldn't get anywhere with Ruthie romantically was just....ew.

Oh lord Eterna...

Well, at least I can pretend JLT takes place in a divergent timeline/alternate universe...because none of that sounds all that appealing.

Lisa Brown, known to soap fans for playing Nola Reardon on Guiding Light and Iva Snyder on As the World Turns, has passed away at the age of 67.