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[RealReality]

Just now, Mary Godfrey said:

I hope Lisa is older than Mother Usman.

Yes, please!  Like obviously older. 

[KelseyNikki614]

Lisa sucks. Like why you gotta be so rude about everything? 

[Mu Shu]

Is that a fly strip on the wall?

[Floatingbison]

The bucket is your shower, Bibbie Luv.

[RealReality]

Lisa is to the manor born.  

[Adeejay]

All Lisa does is complain.  I think Usman is starting to get tired of her.

[Emmeline]

47 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is he  the one that sent her 100,000 dollars over the past seven years?

I think he said he’s paid at least $100,000 on the website.  I’d seen a documentary once and they charge a certain dollar amount for each message that goes back and forth.  Everything goes through the website which is certainly a sham.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Lisa gets to carry the hookah pipe.

Reminds me of episode one where Sojaboy says he spent all day at the recording studio and Usman #2 says - ‘ I can tell by your eyes ‘. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Usman. You know Lisa is going to behave rudely around your mother. 

[kacesq]

No Usman, not all American women control their men.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I missed the first hr because I watched Call the Midwife - but I've read the snark!  Usman's Mother won't be happy....

I am soooo happy that CTM is starting again tonight. Thanks for the reminder!

[Frozendiva]

Lisa, Usman is not super rich. That is the hotel in his hometown. And yes, she will be rude to his mother.

[Leilani]

How does Lisa have a perm but still have limp hair.

[VioletNevermind]

Uh, I don’t know what area Baby Girl Lisa thought she was visiting.

[KelseyNikki614]

The friend actually called Lisa beautiful and intelligent. You don't have to lie to us

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

All Lisa does is complain.  I think Usman is starting to get tired of her.

I am tired of her.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Lisa sucks. Like why you gotta be so rude about everything? 

She’s never stayed in anything klassier than a motel 8

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman, be careful what you wish for. Being with Lisa is a very costly proposition.

[talktoomuch]

Usman looks like he's about to cry whenever he talks about Lisa .

[RealReality]

I wish Usman wouldn't group all Americans together.  Especially if Lisa is our representative.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Last time it was Abba bringing the reality check. Now it’s Bobo. Usman, listen to your friends. 

[HappyDancex2]

Usman's friend is very kind and classy.

Usman is seeing the light.  Run with it Usman.   She is not representative of ALL AMERICAN WOMAN!!!  OMG 

[Floatingbison]

We're approaching 1100 pages of snark, Soul Mates!

[JustDuckie]

David you stupid man. You are a foreigner in a strange country! A resident of it is telling you not to go because it's unsafe and btw - THERE'S A WAR GOING ON THERE! But you think you're going to drive there, alone, to find some mythical woman that you want to marry and give a cubic zirconium ring to!! This is how Americans end up as prisoners who can't get back to America because they make dumb decisions based on what? Imaginary "love"? Someone needs to tell this toupee'd chucklehead that enough is enough and wake up from the romance-novel life he has created for himself, before it's too late.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Lisa sucks. Like why you gotta be so rude about everything? 

I think that's her natural state, at least with foreigners.

[blubld43]

No Usman, marrying this woman who looks like your grandma and wants you to obey her every command is NOT a good idea!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, usernameG said:

I am tired of her.

Vile AND boring.

[humbleopinion]

Usman is counting on BGL to be as uncouth and crass as usual to his mother so she will  forbid Soja to marry that old sack of shit...

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I've noticed that Rose has that dead look in her eyes just as Tarik's Hazel did which I think comes from their desperate situations.

I remember Jenny sleeping on a dirt floor. I think she did well with Larry, he is a simple guy but kind and I was caught off guard by how kind and empathetic his 17 year old son was toward Jenny. I don't think she realizes how well she actually did with Larry. Lol

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

I am tired of her.

I am tired of her as well.

[nytonc]

OMG I fucking despise Lisa with every fiber of my being!

[magemaud]

Hostess gift for Mama Usman? 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, JustDuckie said:

David you stupid man. You are a foreigner in a strange country! A resident of it is telling you not to go because it's unsafe and btw - THERE'S A WAR GOING ON THERE! But you think you're going to drive there, alone, to find some mythical woman that you want to marry and give a cubic zirconium ring to!! This is how Americans end up as prisoners who can't get back to America because they make dumb decisions based on what? Imaginary "love"? Someone needs to tell this toupee'd chucklehead that enough is enough and wake up from the romance-novel life he has created for himself, before it's too late.

I can't imagine that some dumbass tourist will be allowed to just drive into a war zone.

[talktoomuch]

2 minutes ago, JustDuckie said:

David you stupid man. You are a foreigner in a strange country! A resident of it is telling you not to go because it's unsafe and btw - THERE'S A WAR GOING ON THERE! But you think you're going to drive there, alone, to find some mythical woman that you want to marry and give a cubic zirconium ring to!! This is how Americans end up as prisoners who can't get back to America because they make dumb decisions based on what? Imaginary "love"? Someone needs to tell this toupee'd chucklehead that enough is enough and wake up from the romance-novel life he has created for himself, before it's too late.

Nope. Nobody tell him. Let them keep his dumb ass.

[Leilani]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

The friend actually called Lisa beautiful and intelligent. You don't have to lie to us

He said it with a straight face too.

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

We're approaching 1100 pages of snark, Soul Mates!

Remember when we were excited to get to 1000?

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m not familiar with Nigeria. Is that hotel room really the norm? If so, she needs to suck it up.

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, JustDuckie said:

David you stupid man. You are a foreigner in a strange country! A resident of it is telling you not to go because it's unsafe and btw - THERE'S A WAR GOING ON THERE! But you think you're going to drive there, alone, to find some mythical woman that you want to marry and give a cubic zirconium ring to!! This is how Americans end up as prisoners who can't get back to America because they make dumb decisions based on what? Imaginary "love"? Someone needs to tell this toupee'd chucklehead that enough is enough and wake up from the romance-novel life he has created for himself, before it's too late.

He is being groomed for that show Locked Up Abroad. 

[OldButHappy]

19 minutes ago, kendi said:

Speaking of Prince, I fell into a YouTube black hole today watching his videos and the For George concert with him, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and Dhani Harrison plaing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is the best freaking performance...easily in my top 3. Wow.

You got me curious:

 

Prince comes in around 3:30. My goosebumps had goosebumps.

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s never stayed in anything klassier than a motel 8

I think a Motel 6 was more like it. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember Jenny sleeping on a dirt floor. I think she did well with Larry, he is a simple guy but kind and I was caught off guard by how kind and empathetic his 17 year old son was toward Jenny. I don't think she realizes how well she actually did with Larry. Lol

I agree, he is not the brightest but they have the potential to make a life together

[Leilani]

Was the bucket for just a shower or also a toile t like they do on 600 lb life?

[humbleopinion]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s never stayed in anything klassier than a motel 8

Motel 6...Motel 8 is like the Taj Mahal....

[hula-la]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I’m not familiar with Nigeria. Is that hotel room really the norm? If so, she needs to suck it up.

They’re in small town Nigeria. It’s like the difference between hotels in big and small cities in any country. 

[Doublemint]

Tace Bell - isn't that where the employee licked all the taco shells???

[Mary Godfrey]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

“Everyone in Nigeria knows who BibbiGurl is.” Really. Everyone in Nigeria. Every single human, huh? 

They were ALL at the club. The whole damn country was there. I swear I saw Mockel and his boys. And the guy pretending to be Lana.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

I can't imagine that some dumbass tourist will be allowed to just drive into a war zone.

Can he really be this stupid?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

He is being groomed for that show Locked Up Abroad. 

I love that show, is it still on?

[Armchair Critic]

Hey everybody, I am late to the party. Been binge watching so much - The Tiger King on Netflix, Little Fires Everywhere on Hulu, Ozark on Netflix, etc.....

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

I can't imagine that some dumbass tourist will be allowed to just drive into a war zone.

It’s not a war zone, there are trains.