Mary Godfrey

Ball gag. Cheaper and just as effective.

1,200 times SHE hasn't had sex. Ryan hasn't gone hungry.

Amira needs to cut her hair. It's pulling down on her head.

Natalie doesn't love me so I can tell her she wears too much makeup. She's also a manipulative ditz.

I hate that woman. She's a unbearable control freak. She thinks Mother's Day is on the 9th every year? She thinks a guest in her home should be shoveling shit at dawn? She bitches and moans about the hot tub. Now we're going to see her have a tantrum because her baby wants to get laid and she won't have someone to do her chores for her. The parents ganging up on Brandon insisting he needs to be a man is pretty damn funny when they shut him down every time he tried to exert some authority.

I sing along. I don't get to practice French much.

And took a handful as an appetizer.

Does Sumit have an unwed brother??

She's in it to brag about having a 27-year-old who boinks her four times a night. At her age there's no threat of pregnancy so all those condoms mean she doesn't trust him not to give her an STI. Excellent foundation to build a relationship on.

But he's 27!!

Natalie is a spoiled, passive aggressive child and she could use some lessons in applying makeup.

So Darcey borrowed the twerking teacher's silly wig for Tell-All??

Darcey??

Maybe she got an insurance policy on him so she can fatten him into a heart attack and cash in.

I've been away a while, so sorry if this is a stupid question: Did everyone know James King died?