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1 hour ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I would think that pain meds would help a person to understand a sentence written by a Duggar because those of us that are not under the influence of a mind-altering medication do not understand it either.

Love your post. Believe it or not the Duggars have become part of my pain management.  Many nights I wake up in pain & check out what's happening with them while waiting for my pain med to kick in. Before I know it, a half hour has slipped by & my pain has subsided. Other times I check in on the blog if  I'm hurting & it's between times for my pain med.  It does take my mind off the pain or at least dulls it some while I'm reading about what Jill is cooking or wearing or what Jessa is up to. The Maxwells & their old blogs work well too.  I've gone down many black holes of the Internet in the middle of the night to pass time.  (Home births, adoption stories, miscarriages & stillbirths to name a few.*) IIRC, that's how I came across TWOP & realized the Duggars weren't quite the christian family they appeared to be on TV. 

* I also like to explore abandoned places esp old amusement parks so I'm bot totally stuck on what I call Duggar related topics. )

Now to get the train back on the tracks of Siah & Lauren,  I see others were questioning their strange gender reveal on the (i think) Michelle & JB thread.

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4 hours ago, Barb23 said:

Will someone explain the family reveal to me?  I'm totally lost on their explanation -- They had balloons with  white, pink or blue confetti & the pink or blue would determine the sex. How? If someone had a blue confetti filled balloon   & another person a pink one, how would that determine it is a girl?  Why did Lily  hold out a pink one? 

Someone else on another thread (I think) managed to parse out that it seems all the balloons were supposed to have white confetti, except one. That one would have pink or blue confetti, depending on the sex of the baby. But none of the balloons had anything but white, until Lauren's sister produced an extra balloon with the pink confetti.

My question is, why have the sex-reveal balloon hiding away? Why not just give it to someone and make sure that one was popped last? Or have a bunch of decoy (non-confetti filled) balloons to follow? Actually, why do confetti in balloons at all? That seems wasteful and messy.

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On 6/25/2019 at 12:28 PM, Sew Sumi said:

Per US Weekly, it's a girl.

The article also revealed that Kendra is having a girl.

We'll definitely get a Mary.

eta the link. D'oh!

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/josiah-duggar-lauren-swanson-reveal-sex-of-first-child/

While she’s probably thrilled to be called a “celebrity mom,”. I’m sure she’s annoyed they are referring to this as her “first child.”  How quickly “asa” is forgotten.

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31 minutes ago, McManda said:

My question is, why have the sex-reveal balloon hiding away? Why not just give it to someone and make sure that one was popped last? Or have a bunch of decoy (non-confetti filled) balloons to follow? Actually, why do confetti in balloons at all? That seems wasteful and messy.

Or, they could just have the U/S technician tell them what they’re having, and they text it out. So lame, right?

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On 6/25/2019 at 4:57 PM, Annb67 said:

Stop it Lauren. You look like your finger is up your vagina.

This is at least the second public-masturbation picture I've seen of her .... Although, as someone else has noted, this one also suggests a super-itchy yeast infection. 

Those "cradle the bump" photos bug me whoever is doing them in early pregnancy, but I swear I've never seen anyone else do it so they look more like "publicly fingering my genitals" shots. 

It's especially weird to me, too, since Lauren seems to be quite image conscious and media conscious. In this age when you can check out your photos for flaws the instant they're taken so you can, you know, take a better one, I'm amazed that she hasn't noticed this.....

Unless it's some kind of subconscious rebellion against the mega-"modesty" anti-self-pleasuring regime she was brought up in.  😀

In any case, stop it, Lauren. 

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On 6/26/2019 at 8:13 PM, McManda said:

Someone else on another thread (I think) managed to parse out that it seems all the balloons were supposed to have white confetti, except one. That one would have pink or blue confetti, depending on the sex of the baby. But none of the balloons had anything but white, until Lauren's sister produced an extra balloon with the pink confetti.

My question is, why have the sex-reveal balloon hiding away? Why not just give it to someone and make sure that one was popped last? Or have a bunch of decoy (non-confetti filled) balloons to follow? Actually, why do confetti in balloons at all? That seems wasteful and messy.

I think she did it the way any control freak would do it, didn't she? 

Poor Josiah. 

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Wow, I know Lauren's a drama queen, but that's a pretty sad statement to make about your marriage. 

Like I've said previously, I feel so sorry for this unborn child. He/she will never be able to escape the shadow of the first baby and I have the feeling Lauren will mention his/her lost sibling at every turn. 

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3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I guess she's right in that it sucks to have loss, hardship or some type of trauma in anyone's 1st year of marriage or at anytime really. But life throws a lot of curve balls and they've only experienced one that I know of. 

To be fair, I think it's at least two sad events: the miscarriage and losing his grandmother. 

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3 hours ago, Temperance said:

To be fair, I think it's at least two sad events: the miscarriage and losing his grandmother. 

Oops you're right. So if the downs outnumbered the ups, I guess only one happy event has happened in the last year. 

First kiss, first time being alone, going on a honeymoon trip, being intimate, having their own place, living together and going to sleep and waking up with each other each morning fall where? In the ho-hum mid-zone?

Lauren better quit with the drama queen bullshit because instead of garnering the sympathy she's looking for it's making her look like an ungrateful entitled bitch.

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2 hours ago, Fig Newton said:

I just have to say it.

Of every single Duggar/Duggarish person on this shit show, by far, Lauren disgusts me the absolute most. I guess it started with her smug smile, then I was further irritated by her breathy/whispy way of talking. Her head tilts to her Master Si remind me of my sweet puppy. But her mind and her way of thinking and rather grand and overuse of histrionics make me want to bash her fucking head in to a brick wall.

There, I feel better now.

She is absolutely exhausting. I also find her insincere, overly dramatic, and self absorbed. 

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I know she's annoying and she's not my favorite either. I think a large part of the problem is just she is very immature and probably wasn't ready to be married and neither was he. As good as their lives look, I'm glad I'm not either one of them. I'm glad my community, family, religion, etc. didn't push me into getting married, having sex, and becoming pregnant, while I was still figuring things out.  

1 hour ago, Zella said:

These two are dumb as hell if they're going to have an outdoor picnic in Arkansas in the summer. Say hello to being eaten alive by ticks and chiggers!

Everyone I know who is a long-time Arkansas Ozarks resident jokes about how only someone unfamiliar with the area would be foolish enough to try to do an outdoor wedding in the summer. Ditto for picnics. 

I imagine a picnic would be worse since outdoor weddings usually have chairs. 

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1 minute ago, Temperance said:

I imagine a picnic would be worse since outdoor weddings usually have chairs. 

It is no exaggeration to say I have seen people literally have hundreds of bites on their legs after just spending the afternoon walking through the woods or a field. I can't even imagine sitting down in that grass. They've probably got them all over them now!

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