S08.E08: All The Countess's Men

[Tara Ariano]

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Bethenny hosts a gift-exchange party, where the hot topic is a trip to the Berkshires. Also: Dorinda relays disappointing news to Sonja; LuAnn introduces her boyfriend; and, in the Berkshires, it's discovered that Ramona shares a past with LuAnn's man.

[Bronzedog]

Didn't Luanne exclude Sonja at her dinner where John was, once again, an inappropriate pig?

[Neurochick]

Fuck you Ramona; you can't even train your dog.  Makes me wonder if Ramona's house is filled with dog shit.  

Why should Ramona care if LuAnn dated a man Ramona once dated?  STFU Ramona, you're like 58 and acting like you're 16.  Ramona's just jealous that Tom likes LuAnn better than Ramona who looks like a damn fool in her TH with those hair extensions.

Dorinda's so far up Bethenny's ass that she can see her heart beating.  Why would Dorinda invite Ramona and not Sonja?  Ramona needs to work on herself as well, go to church?  Ramona needs a serious exorcism.  

I'd rather watch LuAnn and Sonja together than the rest of these hags.

BTW, I tried one of those SkinnyGirl drinks and it tasted nasty, it left a bad taste in my mouth and it was too sweet, I poured that shit down the drain.  "Ice" is a thousand times better.  So take that Bethenny, BTW, "Ice" is in the same type of bottle, is she going to sue them too?   She shouldn't because Ice tastes better.

If I were Bethenny's mentor I'd hang my head in shame.  I would not be a bit surprised if she ends up alone and when her daughter grows up, she wants nothing to do with her, if she were my mother I'd want nothing to do with her, what an evil, nasty, hateful witch (I won't even call her a woman).

Edited May 26, 2016 by Neurochick

[Rainny]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

Didn't Luanne exclude Sonja at her dinner where John was, once again, an inappropriate pig?

That, and I had to laugh when Ramona kept saying that Sonja has to work on herself. 

 

And I agree, I've tried a couple of skinny girl products and I thought they tasted like crap. 

[Umbelina]

Oh.  My.  God.

Best season in ages!

Bethenny isn't even the biggest bitch in the room, but she's very, very close.

What a glorious train-wreck!

[bosawks]

Ramona is rotten to her fetid core. 

I do so love that fetid core.

6 minutes ago, Rainny said:

And I agree, I've tried a couple of skinny girl products and I thought they tasted like crap. 

Beth made a product in her own image.  Bitter and acrid....

Edited May 26, 2016 by bosawks

[thesupremediva1]

If I had as much money, success, and fame as Bethenny and had to be such a nasty, vile, demeaning bitch to my friends, I'd rather be a regular person.

I pity someone with so much unleashed anger and resentment. Nothing could satisfy that woman. I used to be a fan, but I'm officially done with her. What a mean piece of work. Sonja couldn't hurt a fly even if she wanted to and the Countess was trying to have a civil conversation. And yet, Bethenny just couldn't put the knife down. She went for the attack just like she did with John at her birthday.

Ramona and her dog parenting skills are disgusting. I would much rather have brought Sonja and disinvited Ramona and B. 

Go Lu! Like Ramona ever followed girl code. Please.

Edited May 26, 2016 by thesupremediva1

[annewithaneee]

Bethenny is a nightmare person but I hope she stays on the show until its dying breath. She's like Brandi Glanville, but with receipts. And I have to admit, I totally identify with her unstoppable giggles when Luann said she was trying to mentor Sonja. And the way you can see her literally buzzing with electricity when she knows it's time to rip someone a new asshole, it's something to see.

I'd never want to be in a room with her, but she's settling back in after filming a lot on her lonesome last season, and she helps stop this arm of the franchise from turning into Beverly Hills -- she self-produces in a way that makes the episodes exciting, by picking fights she knows she can win, rather than some of the other women both on this show and in other cities that try to self-produce to avoid certain topics being brought up.

Edited May 26, 2016 by annewithaneee

[Otherkate]

5 minutes ago, Umbelina said:

Oh.  My.  God.

Best season in ages!

Bethenny isn't even the biggest bitch in the room, but she's very, very close.

What a glorious train-wreck!

SO agreed. I love these crazy chicks. LOVE.

[b2H]

Bethenny??

if you are fighting with everyone and making people miserable, maybe it is not them.  Maybe it's you.

And I would be fine, if not disappointed, if Dorinda didn't come back next season.  She was right in the previews and she said it during the show. The Berkshires house is essentially no drama.  You cause drama, you will be asked to leave.  She planned a nice event for these women and they caused drama.  Dorinda deserves to be surrounded by people who appreciate her efforts and each other, as we all do.  

Bethenny should also leave the show.  She is tiresome and becoming a bit of a bore.

Edited May 26, 2016 by b2H

[thesupremediva1]

OH and Lu in her slip, fur coat, and ragged Sonja slippers gave me life. I want to do hungover Miss Havisham brunch with her and Sonja. That might be my Halloween costume. 

[Straycat80]

These women are psycho! And they fight dirty! Love this season so far!

Ramona gets away with murder so to speak. She pisses everyone off and says sorry and everyone forgives her. I'm not a fan of Sonja's but I felt sorry for her this episode. Ramona has acted like a fool so many times and Dorinda doesn't want Sonja at her party because she thinks it would be bad for everyone...Bethenny... If she were there. Bethenny basically picks a fight with anybody who's there, this time Lu.

John saying 'moist' was weird. He's such a creeper, ugh! 

Loved Dorinda's house and her Christmas decorations. And I could have done without seeing Ramona's dog shit all over the house! 

Next week looks like a huge scream-fest fight. Can't wait! 

[Bronzedog]

I literally laughed out loud when Ramona suggested Sonja go to church.  I'd love to see all of them go in some episode.  All the bickering during the sermon. Sonja and Ramona trying to pick up parishioners while drinking the communion wine,  Lu wearing sunglasses and fur slippers, John being his repulsive self, Jules announcing she's Jewish!  So much potential!

[100PercentPain]

"If I hear loud voices I protect my facial and run for the hills." What the hell is Jules talking about? 

 

 

When Sonja is on, she is ON and quick and hilarious. That scene in the bar when she and Luann were talking about Rey.

 

Luann: "My love, I'm too old for that."

Sonja, without missing a beat: "That's true!"

Luann: ...

 

Dead. 

 

Ramona is still grating. I can't. I do believe her that she went in actual dates with Tom more than I believe his/Luann's story that it was always platonic although I can tell you why. 

 

Dorinda not inviting Sonja but being cool with Ramona after all of Ramona's antics was stupid as hell. Ugh. 

 

So Bethenny was more irritated about being used for press (and storyline) than anything else. That makes more sense. 

 

When Bethenny isn't in every single scene, I like her a lot more.

 

I'm sure this is a sign something is wrong with me, but next week looks fantastic. 

[Neurochick]

If Bethenny doesn't want to be used for a storyline she needs to get the off the show.

[Grey Goose]

5 minutes ago, 100PercentPain said:

"If I hear loud voices I protect my facial and run for the hills." What the hell is Jules talking about? 

 

 

When Sonja is on, she is ON and quick and hilarious. That scene in the bar when she and Luann were talking about Rey.

 

Luann: "My love, I'm too old for that."

Sonja, without missing a beat: "That's true!"

Luann: ...

 

Dead. 

 

Ramona is still grating. I can't. I do believe her that she went in actual dates with Tom more than I believe his/Luann's story that it was always platonic although I can tell you why. 

 

Dorinda not inviting Sonja but being cool with Ramona after all of Ramona's antics was stupid as hell. Ugh. 

 

So Bethenny was more irritated about being used for press (and storyline) than anything else. That makes more sense. 

 

When Bethenny isn't in every single scene, I like her a lot more.

 

I'm sure this is a sign something is wrong with me, but next week looks fantastic. 

Dorinda sounds like a total pissed off mother "I went to all this work! I decorated! I made food! And you can just behave!"  hahahahahah

[jkitty]

Conspiracy theory: Bethenney is actually trying to help Sonja by picking a fight with her. Bethenney has said repeatedly that she is not "worried" about Sonja's brand as competition but is annoyed that Sonja used her for publicity. If that was true, wouldn't she STFU about it and refuse to talk about it on the show, thus denying Sonja the much-needed controversy to stir up press for her (let's face it, highly likely to be crappy) booze? I think B struck a deal with Sonja before the season started and is actually doing her a favor here.

Or not, but it's fun to speculate.

[Bronzedog]

I took my dog for a bath today and walked him before we went in so he didn't have to crap.  Before I take him into someone's house, I walk him so he doesn't have to crap.  I do the same thing everywhere he goes and he's perfectly housebroken.  In other words, Moaner, if you give the dog the least bit of thought and effort, it won't crap all over someone else's house.

[Pickles]

I think Bethenny hit the nail on the head when she said Dorinda is afraid of being alone.

[Sheenieb]

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Why should Ramona care if LuAnn dated a man Ramona once dated?  STFU Ramona, you're like 58 and acting like you're 16.  Ramona's just jealous that Tom likes LuAnn better than Ramona who looks like a damn fool in her TH with those hair extensions.

Ramona is such an asshole. Each episode that passes, I completely understand why Mario left her.

Same goes for Bethenny. She didn't have to come at Lu like that. She just can't let anything go. I don't even care who came up with her diluted swill. Lu needs to let it go, though. This is the second time I recall her mentioning that she had something to do with SkinnyGirl.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

I've never hated Carole more than her wearing Skinnygirl Red pants and shoes to Bethennys apartment ...as she disses Jules while she is walking in. 

Dorinda invites Ramona but NOT Sonja ? What? All because of Queen Bethenny. Just because Bethenny has unresolved Mommy Daddy issues she has to f-ing ruin RHoNY for the rest of us ? 

The " Suann" scenes are gold. 

[Chicklet]

Everyone needs a time out. Ramona needs a smack upside the head, Countess needs ..something, Dorinda needs therapy, well maybe so does Sonja. Dorinda is so afraid of being alone because that has to be the only reason she puts up with John. You can see her dislike of him so often. 

And what the hell was Jules even talking about?

[snarts]

They all have issues which is why I find it so annoying when any one of them tries to look down or judge someone else. Bethany & Ramona are queens of this.  They both drink, they've both made romantic mistakes, they're both fucking crazy.  Yet They somehow think they're above Luann & Sonya?  Why?  

Pissed me off to see Dorinda kowtow to Bethany.  I was happy that she told Carole to get over herself re: not wanting to sleep under the same roof as Luann.

I thought Tom was cute.  Is he now Luann's fiance?

[njbchlover]

23 minutes ago, Pickles said:

I think Bethenny hit the nail on the head when she said Dorinda is afraid of being alone.

I agree, because so often, she shows such contempt for John, along with embarrassment and disdain.  It's almost like he knows some dark secret about her, and is holding it over her head, forcing her to stay with him.

That comment he thought would be funny about Luann and Tom was absolutely tasteless, and fell completely flat among that group of people.  I wouldn't have even expected that to come from Joe Gorga or Richie Wakile from RHNJ, and I think they are two of the grossest Real Househusbands ever.  

Also, what was with that comment Dorinda made to Bethenny about Hannah's "transition" - what transition is she talking about?  

Edited May 26, 2016 by njbchlover

[AttackTurtle]

I know Bethenney and Ramona rub a lot of people the wrong way, but I love them because I think we get a pretty honest look at how they really behave.  Bethenney's immediate response about Luanne dating Ramona's ex just cracked me up.  

[islandgal140]

When the dog turds smeared on the hardwood floor and in little pellets on the good rug isn't the biggest pile of shit on the show... well then you know you really got yourself an episode going! Bethanny, Dorinda and Ramona deserve that honor.

Dorinda can invite that adderall and pinot fueled rabid manic POS Ramona to her party after all the shit she just pulled the other night but Sonja is the problem and needs to work on herself? Especially since Sonja is like the only chick on here that has been nice to her meatball of a bf. GTFOH Dorinda. Way to try to worm your way up B's ass. Sorry, but there are no vacancies. Welcome to my shit list! 

Ramona saying Sonja needed to go to church is a laugh. Ramona probably can't even step into a church without bursting into flames. Surprised priests aren't chasing her down on the mean streets of the upper east side, throwing holy water at her and chanting "The power of Christ compels you."

All the comments about Bethenny's swill Skinnygirl are killing me given that I when I heard Ramona's tagline this episode "I am like a fine wine, I get better with age." I thought at the time, yeah, only if that 'fine wine' is SK.

When John mentioned Tom feeling moisture I thought he was trying (albeit horribly) to make a joke about the Countess's alleged squirting ability and the bile rose in my throat. John has the skill of making everything just that more skeevier. 

I can't even go into B. Suffice it to say, she has become to me a bigger asshole than Jill ever was. At least Jill is capable sustaining some type of healthy relationships. B will grow old and become a wizened old version of her mother or Leona Hemsley, whichever is worse.

Of course Ramona would leave out all the important details that made her look like the asshole she was at John's event.II

I loved the scenes between Sonja and Lu at the bar and in the townhouse the next morning. 

Ramona isn't a friend to anyone and the countess doesn't owe her shit! I am really at the point of no return with Ramona. I think I hate her more than I hate Tamra and Vicki.

Edited May 26, 2016 by islandgal140
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[poeticlicensed]

I know that Sonja was hurt by being excluded, but at the end of the day it's better for Sonja because you just know these bitches can't spend more than 30 minutes together without a scream fest breaking out. At least they can't blame Sonja if she's not there. That said, it was painfully obvious dorinda didn't invite Sonja because of queen bee Beth. I seriously think dorinda needs major therapy. 

Call me sappy but I couldn't help but smile when Lu brought Tom to dinner to introduce him as her bf. She was so genuinely happy. Of course John needed to be an ass. 

Ramona can get off my TV. She is stupid, ignorant and arrogant. 

[Straycat80]

8 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I agree, because so often, she shows such contempt for John, along with embarrassment and disdain.  It's almost like he knows some dark secret about her, and is holding it over her head, forcing her to stay with him.

That comment he thought would be funny about Luann and Tom was absolutely tasteless, and fell completely flat among that group of people.  I wouldn't have even expected that to come from Joe Gorga or Richie Wakile from RHNJ, and I think they are two of the grossest Real Househusbands ever.  

Also, what was with that comment Dorinda made to Bethenny about Hannah's "transition" - what transition is she talking about?  

I think Hannah is moving out of Dorinda's place and getting a place of her own.

[coops]

Bethenny is just kind of mean. A cackling witch. It really comes to something when you come off looking worse that LuAnn. When Bethenny was sniggering at LuAnn at dinner that would have been the one and only time I would have loved to see the countess to burst into song, singing 'money can't buy you class' over the table at Bethenny.

Seeing as it seems there is plenty of drama still to come maybe, just maybe, Dorinda should have isolated Bethenny from the rest of the girls, not Sonja. Because clearly Bethenny will always find someone to pick on.

[WireWrap]

17 minutes ago, snarts said:

They all have issues which is why I find it so annoying when any one of them tries to look down or judge someone else. Bethany & Ramona are queens of this.  They both drink, they've both made romantic mistakes, they're both fucking crazy.  Yet They somehow think they're above Luann & Sonya?  Why?  

Pissed me off to see Dorinda kowtow to Bethany.  I was happy that she told Carole to get over herself re: not wanting to sleep under the same roof as Luann.

I thought Tom was cute.  Is he now Luann's fiance?

It seems that Bethenny is some delicate flower that Dorinda needs to protect!!

[njbchlover]

Why was it that Dorinda said that Carole needed to grow up and get over her differences with Luann, but she doesn't say the same to Bethenny?

Oh, I forgot - now, Dorinda, too is up Bethenny's ass.....let's see - there is now Ramona, Carole and Dorinda kissing that Skinnygirl butt - wonder if there's room for anyone else.

So glad that Luann is going back at her.  Yeah, it is laughable that Luann is saying that she is "mentoring" Sonja (I admit that I chuckled a little at that), but save your nasty comments and sarcasm for your talking heads.  I said it before - Bethenny's mouth is like a rapid fire assault rifle.  

I'm not really enjoying this season at all...I don't think there has been one episode where there hasn't been one (or more) fights, arguments or nastiness.  It's seeming more and more scripted than ever before.

23 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I think Hannah is moving out of Dorinda's place and getting a place of her own.

Thank you for the explanation - I thought that maybe Hannah had her eyebrows waxed and was having a hard time dealing with not having a unibrow anymore.

[Bronzedog]

Love Sonja's comment that you could tell when a guy took Viagra because it was always up like a sundial.

[The Mighty Peanut]

OMFG this season is amazing. This is everything RHOBH is missing. No sitting around BBQ-less barbecues having 47 conversations about engaging in a different conversation. No talking head shade throwing contests. Just straight to "BECAUSE YOU FUCK EVERYBODY". I repeat: amazing. The B is earning that check. She is the most watchable person I never, ever want to meet.

Edited May 26, 2016 by The Mighty Peanut

[njbchlover]

I don't know what is worse - the constantly weepy, cry at the drop of a hat Bethenny we saw last season, or this newer, harder, crueler version of the poor little girl with the smart mouth who was hanging on Jill's coat tails.

And, we still have to get through Bethenny's health scare (whatever it was)....OMG - these women are going to bumping into each other to lick the souls of her Louboutin's.....

[HunterHunted]

1 hour ago, thesupremediva1 said:

If I had as much money, success, and fame as Bethenny and had to be such a nasty, vile, demeaning bitch to my friends, I'd rather be a regular person.

I pity someone with so much unleashed anger and resentment. Nothing could satisfy that woman. I used to be a fan, but I'm officially done with her. What a mean piece of work. Sonja couldn't hurt a fly even if she wanted to and the Countess was trying to have a civil conversation. And yet, Bethenny just couldn't put the knife down. She went for the attack just like she did with John at her birthday.

Ramona and her dog parenting skills are disgusting. I would much rather have brought Sonja and disinvited Ramona and B. 

Go Lu! Like Ramona ever followed girl code. Please.

My goodness was Ramona obnoxious tonight. Her cackling about John and getting kicked out of the party when she was 100% wrong + or - 3%, which only accounts for the style in which John kicked her out. And then...and then...her dog. I was mortified that she both let her dog poop in Dorinda's house and didn't help clean it up. To top it off, she sat in the living room and waited for guests to come greet her. OK Lady Catherine de Bourgh, enough of your nonsense.

16 minutes ago, coops said:

Bethenny is just kind of mean. A cackling witch. It really comes to something when you come off looking worse that LuAnn. When Bethenny was sniggering at LuAnn at dinner that would have been the one and only time I would have loved to see the countess to burst into song, singing 'money can't buy you class' over the table at Bethenny.

Seeing as it seems there is plenty of drama still to come maybe, just maybe, Dorinda should have isolated Bethenny from the rest of the girls, not Sonja. Because clearly Bethenny will always find someone to pick on.

After watching Bethenny manipulate all last season to exclude and muscle Heather and Kristen out and deal with enemies (real or imagined), I found this episode to be very satisfying. Mostly because Bethenny revealed that her worst enemy is herself. Her arrogance. Her narcissism. Her smug superiority. People have been genuflecting and kissing the ring all season, but she cannot help but be nasty. Bethenny just Zarined herself. Bravo idiot! Even with production seemingly on her side, she cannot stop being a sour nasty demeaning cow. I look forward to watching Bethenny be oblivious and awful and vociferously defend her terrible choices on Twitter. Ya burnt yaself. Ya burnt yaself good bitch.

[breezy424]

Yikes.  I see that some are loving this season.  I'm hating it.  It's a total shit show with no one to root for or really defend.  They all need therapy.

Sonja is a mess but not inviting her?  Like Beth or Ro don't create scenes?  Doris has a short memory.  But then again, she loves John who makes a comment about Lu being on the phone.  How embarrassing for you John.

And next week we have Doris freaking out once again because Lu sees the birthday cake and says something although  Doris claimed it wasn't a birthday party.  Then Doris spins this into, 'Don't say anything about my mother.'  These women are a mess. 

[Almost 3000]

1 hour ago, jkitty said:

Conspiracy theory: Bethenney is actually trying to help Sonja by picking a fight with her. Bethenney has said repeatedly that she is not "worried" about Sonja's brand as competition but is annoyed that Sonja used her for publicity. If that was true, wouldn't she STFU about it and refuse to talk about it on the show, thus denying Sonja the much-needed controversy to stir up press for her (let's face it, highly likely to be crappy) booze? I think B struck a deal with Sonja before the season started and is actually doing her a favor here.

Or not, but it's fun to speculate.

I've been thinking that B probably loves that Sonja handed her a story that she could both act as the wounded party and talk about her business at the same time. Sonja's doing B the favor.

[izabella]

Luann starts putting on airs when she has a man in her life.  We see you, Lu.

Ramona and Bethenny better get used to being on their own, because no one is going to stick around for that.

[Trooper York]

John really made a stupid comment. His joke fell flatter than Jules. Of course Satan Andy made sure to feature it. That is how he rolls. I mean he said it and he has to own it. 

He really needs to get away from Dorinda. Look she dumped Sonja to get further up Bethenny's ass. So John won't be far behind. He should jump before he is pushed. He can do a lot better.

In fact I bet Sonja would go for it. She doesn't have a problem with him and these broads swap men like fuzzy bedroom slippers so why not. He can dry clean all of her carpets and drapes and spruce up Grey Gardens. Plus she can borrow lots of cool new stuff so she doesn't look she a time traveler from 1986.

I think that is the perfect solution.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Trooper York

[ninjago]

Carole, the one who is so cool and above it, sure looked peeved when she couldn't get all the gossip on the dry cleaning party out of Jules before Dorinda got to Beth's party.  And then Miss Chill-n-Over-It says she can't stay under the same roof as Luanne?  Carole, you ain't Bethanny.  You don't have that kind of pull.

Also, seriously, why do they care if Luanne sleeps with a lot of men?  None of these people are "traditionalists".

Andy said on WWHL tonight next week's episode is one of the top five RHoNY episodes of all time, and it all happened in two and half hours in Dorinda's house.

Edited May 26, 2016 by ninjago

[TomGirl]

Ramona, it's "hunky dory", not "honky dory."  And Dorinda, what are "crippets"?

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Ramona saying Sonja needed to go to church is a laugh. Ramona probably can't even step into a church without bursting into flames. Surprised priests aren't chasing her down on the mean streets of the upper east side, throwing holy water at her and chanting "The power of Christ compels you."

One of the funniest posts I've read in a long time!

[The Mighty Peanut]

Honky dory sounds like a door that white people go through. It's no kadooz but it's up there.

[jumper sage]

1 hour ago, snarts said:

I thought Tom was cute.

Me too and I thought he was, gasp, normal.

1 hour ago, Bronzedog said:

Love Sonja's comment that you could tell when a guy took Viagra because it was always up like a sundial.

Good to know!

[CrinkleCutCat]

So I hate Bethenny again this week. It's a love/hate thing that changes like the wind! 

Why did she serve up the caviar in its tin? That's not why I hated her during this episode, btw! I think she let her mean flag fly too high for my liking.

[ninjago]

Bethenny really hates Luanne.  She was just livid in that argument.  Probably because Luanne doesn't back down and stays calm and aloof and it gets under Beth's skin.

It was like watching the NY version of that "I'm a rich bitch" ATL fight between NeNe and Sheree, in the season when NeNe had blown up and was on Glee and everyone in the cast had to kowtow to her.  Except Sheree knew her when and wasn't going to let NeNe forget it.  Luanne was the Countess when Beth was passing out samples in the grocery store.  And neither of them has forgotten that.

[cherry slushie]

I just really need to know this. Why do horrible women like Ramona have so many damn friends? I know many women like her who treat their friends like shit, even going as far as trying to destroy said friend's lives, yet they're teflon; they get away with it all the fucking time. Then you see a truly genuine, good person get attacked and dropped for a minor, really benign infraction. (Sonja is a happy drunk! How dare she be a happy drunk! Let's dump her!)

Why??

Having said all that, I'm so done with Bethenny the bully. It's getting to the point where I wish I could reach into my television and throw a Skinny Girl margarita in her face.

Edited May 27, 2016 by cherry slushie

[BlackMamba]

These women are horrid this season!  I can't take these judgmental heffas disinviting Sonja because of her drinking or better yet for Queen Bethenny!

I mean Dorinda lost some of respect.  Dorinda is a belligerent and loud drunk.  Ramona has been a complete loon all season long.  Carole is like the Eileen Davidson 2.0 beating the dead horse talking about Luann every chance she gets.   And yet Sonja is the outcast of the group???  Bullshit!  Yes is Sonja party, fun drunk but by no means she is a loud, violent drunk like the other two or say one Kim Richards and Brandi Glanville.

It's like these crusty broads need to have a mind of their own and stop trying worry about if they are going to keep their jobs for next season because they have disobeyed Bethenny's orders.  Like fuck her.  Seriously.   Dorinda was simply a kiss as to Bethenny.

LuAnn gets so much of my respect for hanging with Sonja and not neglecting her like her BFF Ramona has all season to join the mean girl tribe.  LuAnn can be a lot of things but she sure has been a good friend to Sonja compared to the other judgmental cows in this group.

[Trooper York]

Ramona will tell you that crippets are baby cripples.

What? Don't get mad at me. It was Ramona who said it.

Now I feel moist. Damn you!

[ichbin]

Dorinda:  "For me, this is my opportunity to really show who I am."  ... and an immediate cut to the Big Lots-esque Christmas decorations.  Then the camera person following the pooping dog around the house.   The editors clearly enjoy themselves sometimes.

Preview for next week looks like a goody:  "If no one can behave themselves, then you all go home. 'Cause I decorated, I cooked, I made it nice.  I'm  ashamed!"  Please, let this be Dorinda's new tagline next year.  

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[Maharincess]

3 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Fuck you Ramona; you can't even train your dog.  Makes me wonder if Ramona's house is filled with dog shit.  

 

She obviously doesn't take the poor dog to a vet either because that was not the stool of a healthy dog.  Not at all.   I won't go in to gross detail but the poop of a healthy dog is pretty much the opposite of what we saw.