Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

Yes!!! That’s what I was talking about!!   That big ole toenail is gonna make a hole in any closed toe shoes she wears.  Barf. 
I remember a few years ago at a nail salon I frequented.  They were doing tips on toenails and the girls working there had them.  Flip flops only with giant French manicure toenails sticking inches out. 
I’m scarred for life.  I hate feet, mine included. 

I don’t like feet either. 

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, TammyInNH said:

OK, since this is a "snark" forum ... here goes .... (and no I am not talking about the fellow snarkers, just Janelle LOL)

....

I hate long toenails ... ewwww, the sh*t that must get under them !!   :)

I see on her left foot, the other toes we see are short where nasty stuff doesn't get under the nails ... but ... eww big toe long nail, gross !! IE look at the right one.  Does she have something going on where she wants all of her toenails short except for on her big toe ??

I'm with you.  I have to be gross here and say, I don't see how women that have Super! Long fingernails wipe themselves.  I saw a commercial today where one of the Krapdashian women (Khloe?) had (probably) fake nails that looked to be at least 3 inches long.

Topic:  those sandals look like children's sandals.  They remind me of ones my daughter wore as a kid in the 80's.  The name escapes me now, but they were cute on a 4 year old.

Janelle at least painted her toenails, so we can't rilly see how dirty they probably are underneath!

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

@xwordfanatik are thinking salt water sandals?  My kids had those.

[Cetacean]

9 hours ago, Meowwww said:

I hate feet, mine included. 

Ditto.  Feet are actually an engineering marvel; 26 bones, 30 joints and more than 100 muscles, tendons and ligaments and able to hold us upright no matter how much we weigh.  But I still hate them, so ugly overall.

[Scarlett45]

11 hours ago, Yeah No said:

I love Skechers, but those look like sandals my grandma wore in the 1950s.

Those sandals look like ones I used to wear to play outside in 1994, when I was 8/9 years old. 
 

I love a comfy sandal though so I’m not mad at her but they remind me of my childhood. 

8 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Topic:  those sandals look like children's sandals.  They remind me of ones my daughter wore as a kid in the 80's.  The name escapes me now, but they were cute on a 4 year old.

Yes!

10 hours ago, TammyInNH said:

OK, since this is a "snark" forum ... here goes .... (and no I am not talking about the fellow snarkers, just Janelle LOL)

....

I hate long toenails ... ewwww, the sh*t that must get under them !!   :)

I see on her left foot, the other toes we see are short where nasty stuff doesn't get under the nails ... but ... eww big toe long nail, gross !! IE look at the right one.  Does she have something going on where she wants all of her toenails short except for on her big toe ??

I think the toenails are pretty much the same length- one foot is just pointed away from us and one foot is pointed towards us. It’s a perspective thing maybe??

 

[WhatAmIWatching]

14 hours ago, sandals said:

They are really big!! Not cute😞

Apropos screen name there, sandals! 🤣 

The part around her ankle and side of foot looks like it would rub and make blisters or raw spots. My feet are getting sympathy red marks and pre-blisters just from looking at the pic!

[xwordfanatik]

12 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

@xwordfanatik are thinking salt water sandals?  My kids had those.

Yes!  I'm sure that is what they were called.  Thank you.

[deirdra]

17 hours ago, sandals said:

They are really big!! Not cute😞

I never knew that clodhoppers also came in sandal form. Did Meri snap up a pair too?

Skechers actually make several other styles of sandals that are not so clodhoppery.

Edited August 15, 2021 by deirdra

[MargeGunderson]

I’m surprised that Janelle gets pedicures. You know she can’t do it herself. 

Edited August 15, 2021 by MargeGunderson
Janelle is not to be confused with Jenelle, formerly on Teen Mom 2.

[xwordfanatik]

4 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

I’m surprised that Jenelle gets pedicures. You know she can’t do it herself. 

Now I'm reminded of Arnelle in Steel Magnolias, when referring to Ouiser.  "I just hate working on her feet."

Janelle's apron must get in the way when doing anything physical.  Wasn't Plexis supposed to the magic cure she wants?  🤪

[Sandy W]

44 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Now I'm reminded of Arnelle in Steel Magnolias, when referring to Ouiser.  "I just hate working on her feet."

Janelle's apron must get in the way when doing anything physical.  Wasn't Plexis supposed to the magic cure she wants?  🤪

Brings to mind another movie, maybe this is As Good As It Gets.😞

[lookeyloo]

18 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

I'm with you.  I have to be gross here and say, I don't see how women that have Super! Long fingernails wipe themselves.  I saw a commercial today where one of the Krapdashian women (Khloe?) had (probably) fake nails that looked to be at least 3 inches long.

Topic:  those sandals look like children's sandals.  They remind me of ones my daughter wore as a kid in the 80's.  The name escapes me now, but they were cute on a 4 year old.

Janelle at least painted her toenails, so we can't rilly see how dirty they probably are underneath!

Maybe they have a bidet toilet that does all the washing/drying, etc without the need to touch or for paper. Costco now sells those toilet seats that go on a normal toilet.  Need an electrical connection.  

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

I’m surprised that Janelle gets pedicures. You know she can’t do it herself. 

Who clips her toenails? Savanna or a podiatrist?

[Art Of Noiz]

10 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

I’m surprised that Janelle gets pedicures. You know she can’t do it herself. 

It's not a good pedicure. She probably makes Savannah paint them. Her toenails look thick, a sign of age and neglectful foot care. 

[ginger90]

I don’t know if her nails are thick, but a fungal infection, circulatory problems, and wearing shoes that are too tight can cause them, among other things.

Given her lack of prompt medical attention for other things that should be of concern, we may see a post about foot problems in the future. “I didn’t think much about it.”.

[Joan of Argh]

On 8/14/2021 at 1:24 PM, ginger90 said:

Omg!! 😂😂😂

the soles look like tractor tires and the white tops look like a straight jacket for feet.

 

[laurakaye]

On 8/13/2021 at 3:09 PM, TurtlePower said:

A few days ago she was talking about candy corn. This woman can’t even keep track of her own bullshit. 

But hey, I'll bet that if she dropped a handful of candy corn IN her pink drink, they'd immediately dissolve and voila!  Halloween candy-flavored Plexus!  Best of both worlds!

 

On 8/14/2021 at 12:23 AM, Art Of Noiz said:

 I rarely comment on someone's size. I'm guessing Janelle weighs more now than she did at the 1st weigh in at the gym.  

I just rewatched the ep where the Browns do that discussion panel with Christine's aunt ("do not put words in my mouth, sweetie" - Robyn Brown...remember)?  I did a double-take when Janelle walked in wearing a red blazer - it was the thinnest I think she has ever been on this entire show's run.  And of course, at the time she was working with Trainer Sean and actually putting in hard exercise and changing her food habits.  And IT WORKED.  So for some reason, after having had pretty drastic success, she's reverted back to trying the Rockstar of the Week club and completely ignoring what gave her such success the first time.  And her weight really wouldn't matter one bit except that she's constantly trying to sell herself as a health coach.  She is the one who CONSTANTLY puts a spotlight on her weight, yet is doing no real work to actually change it, and is probably doing herself harm in the meantime.

[SunnyBeBe]

Ref. Toenails.  I recently took my dad for a visit to a podiatrist.  Turns out insurance is really picky about coverage.  They don’t cover anything considered cosmetic. Daddy needed his nails trimmed and buffed. One had grown incorrectly.   So, daddy paid out of pocket.  Not much choice, as you sit with your bare feet out.  I asked the doctor about nail salons….spas…..well, he said it’s risky.  Even before covid.  And totally not for me as a type I diabetic.  I’m doing my own nails, but I’m not so great at it.  

[Yeah No]

1 hour ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Ref. Toenails.  I recently took my dad for a visit to a podiatrist.  Turns out insurance is really picky about coverage.  They don’t cover anything considered cosmetic. Daddy needed his nails trimmed and buffed. One had grown incorrectly.   So, daddy paid out of pocket.  Not much choice, as you sit with your bare feet out.  I asked the doctor about nail salons….spas…..well, he said it’s risky.  Even before covid.  And totally not for me as a type I diabetic.  I’m doing my own nails, but I’m not so great at it.  

Taking this to small talk.

[ginger90]

 

 Video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSsMy__Jwbe/

 

The result:

[Sandy W]

Do we have to guess who picked up Breanna?

Since she has recently acquired her learner's permit, she may have her own car by now.

Edited August 18, 2021 by Sandy W
confused AuroraBreanna

[Twopper]

On 8/14/2021 at 3:34 PM, Elodia said:

Kody Brown's wives and their horrible shoes, the neverending story... 😂

and their horrible grammar!!

[laurakaye]

On 8/18/2021 at 6:50 AM, ginger90 said:

 

 Video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSsMy__Jwbe/

 

The result:

Does anyone speak fluent "Strive?"  What happened here - Savanah was stuck at school for two hours and Gabe picked her up?  Because Janelle was busy doing....what, exactly?  Taking a skinny-dip in Plague Pond?  Napping with her phone turned off?  Working so hard on her next Plexus post that she forgot that she had a kid named Savanah?  Doesn't Breanna go to the same school?  Why couldn't Robyn or Kody - oh, lol - never mind, I won't finish that last question.

EDIT: I'm thinking most of my questions would have answers if I watched the video, but that's not going to happen.

Edited August 19, 2021 by laurakaye

[Ms.Lulu]

31 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

Does anyone speak fluent "Strive?"  What happened here - Savanah was stuck at school for two hours and Gabe picked her up?  Because Janelle was busy doing....what, exactly?  Taking a skinny-dip in Plague Pond?  Napping with her phone turned off?  Working so hard on her next Plexus post that she forgot that she had a kid named Savanah?  Doesn't Breanna go to the same school?  Why couldn't Robyn or Kody - oh, lol - never mind, I won't finish that last question.

EDIT: I'm thinking most of my questions would have answers if I watched the video, but that's not going to happen.

Savannah and the other students had to shelter in place due to flooding.  Janelle was on the road when it was announced and she got stuck in traffic due to the flooding in town.

 

Note: she said no flooding in Coyote Pass.

[Elodia]

Yeah, right, Janelle! 😂

[iwantcookies]

She wrote while chomping on candy corn and potato chips.

[WhatAmIWatching]

52 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

She wrote while chomping on candy corn and potato chips.

So now I kinda want to taste chips dipped in melted candy corn!

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Elodia said:

Yeah, right, Janelle! 😂

Oh, puleeeze!  Janelle, you are far from healthy from all appearances, so is this an ad for "strife" or Plexus?  Whatever it is, I'm sure I don't need any of your so-called "health coaching."  You're nuts.

[itsadryheat]

5 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Does anyone speak fluent "Strive?"

awesome 😂🤣🤣👏

[Absolom]

3 hours ago, Elodia said:

Yeah, right, Janelle! 😂

How would she know?

[ginger90]

12 minutes ago, Absolom said:

How would she know?

Someone told her, so now she’s going to think about it………

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

So now I kinda want to taste chips dipped in melted candy corn!

Next recipe from Jenelle using Instantpot 

[TurtlePower]

3 hours ago, Elodia said:

Yeah, right, Janelle! 😂

This has got to be one of the most dishonest things she has ever posted (just days after talking about caving to candy). 

Janelle is a half-witted, deceptive, slothful imbecile. Why should anyone buy what this candy-corn eating couch commando is selling? 

[iwantcookies]

28 minutes ago, Absolom said:

How would she know?

Umm duh she will totally google it 🤪

[ginger90]

Screenshot from a video, where Janelle states she never knew her digestive issues could be corrected. PLEXUS

She talks about it boosting energy. This was right after she said her week has been crazy, and because of this, their group will be delayed a week. 🤦‍♀️ It was supposed to start next Monday but now it will be a week from Monday, or maybe Friday, she’s not sure. 🤦‍♀️
 

My face gets sore reading/listening to her.

[DakotaJustice]

I thought that was what the Jelly Belly Ayurvedic School was supposed to teach her. 

Guess she blew *that* off.

Edited August 19, 2021 by DakotaJustice

[iwantcookies]

Anyone who gives $ to this charlatan needs psychiatric help. 
 

 

[laurakaye]

22 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Next recipe from Jenelle using Instantpot 

Hey now, I'll bet that you could dip Pringles in melted candy corn and air-fry those suckers too, for extra crunch!  Dip them in ranch dressing and you've got dinner!

 

22 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

This has got to be one of the most dishonest things she has ever posted (just days after talking about caving to candy). 

Janelle is a half-witted, deceptive, slothful imbecile. Why should anyone buy what this candy-corn eating couch commando is selling? 

The ones that are buying are the same people who commented on Janelle's awesome white orthopedic knockoff Sketchers and promptly went out that same day to buy their own pair.  I'm sure some of them also printed a photo of her feet to take to Target so they could try and match the color of her toenail polish.

There's a disturbingly large group of her fans that think Janelle is out there living her bestest most adventurest life ever, and sadly hang on her every word.  If she weren't trying to sell them miracle poison, it wouldn't bother me so much.

Edited August 20, 2021 by laurakaye

[Teafortwo]

Ugh

[ginger90]

[ginger90]

Janelle needs a proofreader. 🤦‍♀️
Not surprised at the wear and tear.

[DakotaJustice]

She's had that RV for what, 2 months and it already needs repairs?

[sandals]

Of course that rv needs repairs. This is janelle after all. 😜

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I wonder if he also digs out all the fallen candy corn between the built in seats?

[Pickleinthemiddle]

11 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

She's had that RV for what, 2 months and it already needs repairs?

They really were not designed for daily living.  

[Chicklet]

Even Janelle's houses were not built for daily living, after all we saw what they looked like after. Hmmm what is the reason for this? 

[ginger90]

38 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Even Janelle's houses were not built for daily living, after all we saw what they looked like after. Hmmm what is the reason for this? 

Being too busy, of course!

[ginger90]

[Cetacean]

10 hours ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

They really were not designed for daily living.  

Yeah, everything is pretty thin to reduce weight.  Hauling those things around behind a vehicle means they need to be a light as possible.

[Joan of Argh]

15 hours ago, Chicklet said:

Even Janelle's houses were not built for daily living, after all we saw what they looked like after. Hmmm what is the reason for this?

I believe it’s commonly known as the “Bull in a China shop” syndrome.