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FlowerofCarnage

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28 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

No seriously, is HIV not a thing anymore?  Are condoms extinct?  These people are lucky all they get is knocked up.

 Apparently, not! Also, statistically  speaking, shouldn't one of these people contracted herpes by now? Oh, and don't get me started on how  there are now drug-resistant  strains of gonorrhea.

Discount Ruby Rose should told Moniece to mind her business!

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No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

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Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

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Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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I know it's 2018 & I try to be open minded about things, but these people are unbelievably ridiculous. Considering everything they have already been through with each other, why are they always so quick to jump onto the next person to give a side glance slightly in their direction? Have none of them heard of casually dating?....or even serious dating, but maybe not going the "child" route quicker than Chuck Woolery's commercial breaks on Love Connection?!! There is just SUCH a clusterfuck of kids now! They're as bad as the Easons!!

And Kail needs to quit with her faux lesbian bullshit. I don't believe for a second that she's bi....she loves the D too much. Also, I can't stand Dom or Becky, but it doesn't surprise me my people wouldn't have decent representation on a show like this. 

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Scarlett45

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Javi has major fame whore and Capt Save a Ho tendencies, but generally I don’t think he’s a bad human being. Is he serious about this woman or were they just sleeping around without protection. Thank you @Brooklynista- watching these fools you’d think people didn’t know about STIs. 

 

Javi is now going to handle custody with Kailyn, and his girlfriend’s ex (if he’s in the picture- her little Boy is adorable) as well as parenting their child. I hope for the sake of all the kids this relationship sticks and she’s a Vee type AND more importantly he appreciates it. There are a lot of benefits to being married in the military I wonder if they will get married. 

 

Edited to add- the photo was blurry but that little boy IS Lincoln- not his ex’s son. ?Okay that’s better, so this is her first child?!

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Kazu

Kazu

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1 hour ago, Brooklynista said:

No seriously, is HIV not a thing anymore?  Are condoms extinct?  These people are lucky all they get is knocked up.

Back in the early seasons, Kanal mentioned having acquired an STD and as usual, she blamed Jo. But Jo was quick to pin it on her and whoever she had been with as he denied having any STD. At that time she had been with Jordan. He also dismissed the accusation and I remember him giving her the side-eye, which only left the obvious - Kanal had been with another dude. Or dudes. She is a hard-core puta.

Javi is an idiot and a puto. 

Another baby? ? Another storyline for MTV to salivate over.

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CaliforniaLove

CaliforniaLove

2 minutes ago, Kazu said:

Another baby? ? Another storyline for MTV to salivate over.

This could actually be great karma...we barely ever see Jo & Vee & they had a baby. They only seem to pop up now as a sounding board for Kanal's latest dramas & traumas & that's because they have maintained a friendship with her. If Kanal limits her relationship with Javi & only keeps it to drop-offs & pick-ups, he'll (fingers crossed) barely be featured...and doesn't his baby mama NOT like cameras or want to be on tv (which is why the broke up the first time around)?? 

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Kazu

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21 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

This could actually be great karma...we barely ever see Jo & Vee & they had a baby. They only seem to pop up now as a sounding board for Kanal's latest dramas & traumas & that's because they have maintained a friendship with her. If Kanal limits her relationship with Javi & only keeps it to drop-offs & pick-ups, he'll (fingers crossed) barely be featured...and doesn't his baby mama NOT like cameras or want to be on tv (which is why the broke up the first time around)?? 

With Vee bowing out of the show after this season, we might not see Jo anymore. That leaves Javi who is more than willing to be in front of the cameras.

I hope you are right. Keep them fingers crossed.

That sound you hear is Kanal's ass exploding from all that anger seething inside of her.

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Maybe I'm an old fuddy-duddy, but does anyone remember the days when you dated someone longer than five minutes before getting pregnant? I am beyond mind-boggled at the way these people casually hook up and have children. This crew must really love spending half their lives in and out of Family Court. 

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teapot

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9 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Maybe I'm an old fuddy-duddy, but does anyone remember the days when you dated someone longer than five minutes before getting pregnant? I am beyond mind-boggled at the way these people casually hook up and have children. This crew must really love spending half their lives in and out of Family Court. 

silly, then you only have *one* baby daddy & *one* grandma to watch the kids while you're on one of your monthly vacations.  They'll take one kid no problem, but imagine if you have three? You want as many as you can get, so that way you & your squad can fly off to random places & document that shit on Instagram.

next you're gonna be telling me that you stay *home* with them on the weekends and that if you decide to be a stay-at-home mom you don't even send your kids to daycare! SMH

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12 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Maybe I'm an old fuddy-duddy, but does anyone remember the days when you dated someone longer than five minutes before getting pregnant? I am beyond mind-boggled at the way these people casually hook up and have children. This crew must really love spending half their lives in and out of Family Court. 

I am so old. I remember when people met each other in person for the first time such as at a local dive bar or at a dance. Then, they would swap phone numbers and meet up again. Nowadays, people don't even have to leave their home. They use Tinder and whatever other dating apps are out there. If not for Jenelle and Dr. Phil, I wouldn't even know of such things.

I am getting skeeved out at the thought of Javi dipping it into Kail, Briana, back to Kail, and then this girl. Think about all the partners Kail and Briana have had along with Javi in just a short amount of time? EGADS!!

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Every time another one of these dirty fools announces a new pregnancy via some random hook up or person they took on two dates I find myself so sad thinking about the existing collection of children who have irresponsible assholes for parents, a revolving door full of unhinged step-parents and half a biological connection to what seems like 10 other kids who also have their own totally screwed up family tree. It is so depressing and not the way childhood should be.

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Kazu

Kazu

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42 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Maybe it's Matt's baby.??‍♀️

It's Jeff's.

Edit: I didn't see @druzy's post before I clicked the submit button. lol  Great minds, again!

I see Lincoln is wearing a shirt that reads "super big bro." See Catelynn. That is how you do it. You wait until there is an actual pregnancy before you announce that shit to your kid.

Kanal must be shitting bricks right now because of that photo with Lincoln. Bwhahahahaha!!

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druzy

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3 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

I am getting skeeved out at the thought of Javi dipping it into Kail, Briana, back to Kail, and then this girl. Think about all the partners Kail and Briana have had along with Javi in just a short amount of time? EGADS!!

I'm getting skeeved out too @SPLAIN. (BTW I'm not sure if you were on the boards when the results of Amber's thread title survey was announced. Your submission won!). Back to these putas.  I'm not a mathematician but this is closer than six degrees of separation it's more like two. Am I right? I invite constructive criticism regarding my math skills.

Also, when did Javi impregnate Lauren? Is the below scenario in chronological order? Bonus points if dates are provided ??

Briana had sex with Javi

Javi had sex with Kanal

Javi had sex with Lauren

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Kazu

Kazu

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9 minutes ago, druzy said:

I'm getting skeeved out too @SPLAIN. (BTW I'm not sure if you were on the boards when the results of Amber's thread title survey was announced. Your submission won!). Back to these putas.  I'm not a mathematician but this is closer than six degrees of separation it's more like two. Am I right? I invite constructive criticism regarding my math skills.

Also, when did Javi impregnate Lauren? Is the below scenario in chronological order? Bonus points if dates are provided ??

Briana had sex with Javi

Javi had sex with Kanal

Javi had sex with Lauren

I am game. :-) 

Briana tweeted the "spitting in between the cheeks" post back on October 26th: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/briana-dejesus-javi-marroquin-sexy-tweet-145570

Yeah, I would know that information. I can't forget it!!

Spread Them Cheeks Bri and Famewhore Javi lasted about three months according to this article which also mentions Javi tweeted on March 17th in response to a podcast interview Briana gave about their relationship. This article also mentions he has moved on to Lauren: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/javi-marroquin-ex-girlfriend-briana-dejesus-podcast-156284

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druzy

druzy

15 hours ago, Kazu said:

I am game. :-) 

Briana tweeted the "spitting in between the cheeks" post back on October 26th: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/briana-dejesus-javi-marroquin-sexy-tweet-145570

Yeah, I would know that information. I can't forget it!!

Spread Them Cheeks Bri and Famewhore Javi lasted about three months according to this article which also mentions Javi tweeted on March 17th in response to a podcast interview Briana gave about their relationship. This article also mentions he has moved on to Lauren: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/javi-marroquin-ex-girlfriend-briana-dejesus-podcast-156284

@Kazu for the win! 

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druzy

druzy

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Of course Javi is doing his publicity tour.

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“When we realized there was a possibility of having a baby, we decided to take the pregnancy test while together,” Marroquin told US Weekly of the news. “I was excited at first, then got a little bit of cold feet. Like, I can’t believe this is happening. Lincoln is almost 5, so so many emotions going through my head.”

Marroquin said he plans on throwing a party to reveal the sex of the baby.

“We are gonna find out the gender and have a gender reveal planned with Linc,” he said. “We have a solid plan of when she is coming to Delaware! As of now we’re enjoying this first one before we even think of anymore kids.”

Lowry also told US Weekly that she wishes her ex “the best.”

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