Someone should donate under ,"David Eason: Sea Janitor at your service."
I guess you're not allowed to use white trash because I thought for sure, " white trash that won the lottery" would be one of the first names used.
I think what started all of this is Swamplings received another child support enforcement notice, prompting them to push for custody. Notice how both of them have mentioned his "insane child support amount".
Raise your hand if you read "F**KIN DONATIN" in David's voice!