S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT

[dreadfulLeigh]

Is she fucking delusional? She hasn’t sat up in probably years, and thinks she’s just going to just magically get transported to Houston? Woooooooowwww

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ Mychest hurt” she tells him to lay down for a while…that is how up you die Lisa. She is already talking about blowing him off when she gets thin? She is awful

And he has leg pain. GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW RANDY!

[Hellga]

She is turning away PT - did she really plan on doing ANYTHING?  OR did she just hope to score some free food while filming?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh her arms are killing her! those one pound weights are really kicking her ass. 

She's as bad as Penny or Pauline. She puts on that winsome little girl voice and chirpy Pollyanna tone, while she lies her face off. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I never wear jeans any more. I'm retired! Its leggings and loungers for this girl.

LEGGINGS! I just saw an offer on Groupon for leggings with an attached skirt. Yes? No?

[ams1001]

"I don't understand your book and what kind of diet you want me to be on."

Didn't she say earlier that she understood what she was supposed to do?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

That home makes me very sad. 🥺.  Randy is in a lot of pain, as though he can barely stand up. Does she even see that?  He's laying there as if he's ready to die & she's just jibber- jabbering on. 

Right? It is all about her all the time

[mk828]

Dr. Now laying the smackdown on them today.. 

[ArmenianGirl]

How does she know how much she weighs when she's been in bed for years.

[RedDelicious]

I might actually be more grossed out by those filthy pillows than I am by her legs.

[String Theory]

She's confused all right

.Randy is a liar too!   He's a feeder & what's with him not talking to Dr. Now?

Oh goodness here comes tears - emotionally she's  a two year old.

Edited February 3, 2022 by String Theory

[Dashing Off]

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

When she's lifting her little weights, her forearms seem to be entirely separate from the upper arms. The upper arms do not move.

Wait, a minute. Unbelievably horrific legs, partner is as dumb as box of rocks, pees in the bed, lifts tiny-ass weights as a way to "exercise"...

...oh my god. Are we sure the spirit of James K hasn't risen from the depths of hell to possession this lady? Because I swear to god, if she makes Randy sleep on the floor, or order her Chinese, I'm calling the church!

Edited February 3, 2022 by Dashing Off

[Chicklet]

IT looked like Randy was trying to strangle himself with his oxygen tubing there for a minute. MIght be a good way out,

Ohh now Randy is MAD.

[charmed1]

“Now, where is your enabling boyfriend?” Ha ha!

[Hellga]

I just lost all sympathy for Randy.

[ams1001]

"You have to talk to him because this is about saving my life."

Isn't she the one who said it was all on her because she chooses to eat it?

[poeticlicensed]

The effing diet says 1 slice of whole grain bread and 2 turkey sausages fir breakfast. Protein and veg for lunch and dinner. Not difficult

[Suzywriter]

Is gnome stoned or dying?

[Kid]

He doesn’t need to or HAVE TO do shit, lady!!!

Edited February 3, 2022 by Kid

[MsVixen]

RANDY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!

[Eldemarge]

Oh he LIKES over-feeding her.  Uh-huh, I get it.  

And no one in that house is interested in picking up the Dr.'s book, let's be honest.

[magemaud]

26 minutes ago, Dashing Off said:

29 minutes ago, aliya said:

Speaking of peanut butter cookies - is it Girl Scout time yet?

It is! Just ordered myself some Lemonades (dumb name for a cookie, I know), and Thin Mints today!

When Girl Scout Tagalongs are out of season, Benton’s chocolate covered peanut butter cookies at Aldi’s are identical and only 98 cents. 

Edited February 3, 2022 by magemaud
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[CrazyInAlabama]

I hate the Lume commercials.    If your hoo-haw reeks, you need to see a doctor, not a deodorant company.      

Randy is worried about losing her?   Ridiculous. 

That shopping list was appalling, but stupendous at the same time.    I hope they didn't show that section of film to Dr. Now.    

So, we're up to Month 3, refusing physical therapy, and she claims she's 'working hard'.     She's another Margaret, or Dolly without the technicolor hair.     

So, the medical people will load her in the van, and that's her plan?      I still think the rental moving truck with a hoist and ramps is the only plan that will work for her.   Randy is such a liar!     

Fairbury, NE is a 12 hour trip to Houston, which I'm guessing will be 5 or 6 days, with drive thru visits, and stopping every couple of driving to get a motel, and dinner.  

 

Edited February 3, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

Randy is about to drop dead…how old is he?

[poeticlicensed]

She admits she isn't following the diet. I cant listen to another hour and 15 minutes of her bickering with Dr Now about her diet

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, Dashing Off said:

Wait, a minute. Unbelievably horrific legs, partner is as dumb as box of rocks, pees in the bed, lifts tiny-ass weights as a way to "exercise"...

...oh my god. Are we sure the spirit of James K hasn't risen from the depths of hell to possession this lady? Because I swear to god, if she makes Randy sleep on the floor, or order her Chinese, I'm calling the church!

I was about to post that I believe James K. has come back from the dead as this female blob. Watch her order fried raaahce next. 

[WhitneyWhit]

Randy has left the chat

Edited February 3, 2022 by WhitneyWhit

[sainte-chapelle]

My cat just grunted when Lisa started crying LOL 

[Chicklet]

Oh man, this is going nowhere fast.

[TazDevil]

If this is Lisa doing the best that she can then I'd hate to see the worst she could do...

[mk828]

"This is about saving my life talk to him" Says the one who wants 800 cookies, 1339 cases of soda and 34232 boxes of frozen pizza.. Here come the crocodile tears, quick Dr. Now call her a WAMbulance 

[dreadfulLeigh]

I just choked on my spit at him telling her she’s tantruming. And BAM suddenly she’s not crying anymore. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

So she turned away PT, but just said one of the reasons she was excited about Dr Now was that her could get her PT 🤔 

She was lying. And look, now she's turned on the tears. Oldest trick in the book, Lisa.

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

LEGGINGS! I just saw an offer on Groupon for leggings with an attached skirt. Yes? No?

I have not had great luck with Groupon. I get leggings at Old Navy. Cheap, cotton, cute colors and styles. I have some pink tie dye ones on the way to me as we type. 

[mk828]

3 minutes ago, RedDelicious said:

I might actually be more grossed out by those filthy pillows than I am by her legs.

I just saw them.. 🤢

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dr. Now is trying to lower our expectations.

I didn't know that was possible...

[aliya]

I always find it amazing that many other people can get his materials, read & apply them, and lose weight.

Then there are folks who act like they have no idea what's required, even with the info printed right in front of them.

[Floatingbison]

Sick relationship, sick people!

[WhitneyWhit]

She's the second coming of Penny...next thing you know she'll be asking about her yellow brick road.

[charmed1]

Does she have a MacBook? Mine died and the Apple store nerds told me it was too old to trade in. 

[7EasyPayments]

I'm wishing for something for this woman, and it is going to set my boxer-briefs on fire.

And I will enjoy her downfall as my loins burn. LOLOLOLOLOL

[Chicklet]

Usually I can see some humanity in these people, but this one lost whatever empathy in the first 5 minutes. Not a good sign.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

When Girl Scout Tagalongs are out of season, Benton’s chocolate covered peanut butter cookies at Aldi’s are identical and only 98 cents. 

Oh I love Aldi.

[Twopper]

Mr Twopper is transfixed watching this. He looks stunned. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Randy is about to drop dead…how old is he?

By the looks of him about a hundred. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Instead of a physical therapist, Dr. Now should send over a person who would read the friggin’ diet to them and then they’d have to initial it. End of excuses.

[poeticlicensed]

At least give us some cute EMTs. Come on people!

[Splashes]

Oh shes such a snake. Tells him to buy so much food and the berates her husband for it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Imagine how badly that house smells. I feel bad for the PT folks

[EtheltoTillie]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Does she have a MacBook? Mine died and the Apple store nerds told me it was too old to trade in. 

Who knows?  They think they’re fooling us by covering the logo with duct tape. Why is that necessary. 

[GrammyPammy]

I can’t stand this woman. The end.