S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Miracle Maxie]

Did she maybe mistake the Do Not Eat list for the These Foods are OK! List?

[poeticlicensed]

Stop with the vag deodorants. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Have you ever encountered a hot jeans snap? 😱

I never wear jeans any more. I'm retired! Its leggings and loungers for this girl.

[Guest]

I’m just going to say it 34 minutes into this crapfest….

1. Lisa’s a disgusting, unkempt blob of rotting flesh. 

2. Her “love” has the IQ of a styrofoam box 

3. How many crates of Lume would she need to get the funk out?

4. Ain’t no way in fresh hell she’s getting an operation tonight. 
 

[ams1001]

14 minutes ago, Dashing Off said:

You know, I just wanna say that if these people can get dates, anyone can. Let this be a big boost to your self-confidence.

You might be fat, dumpy, and have the personality of a wet paper towel, but if this show has proven anything, someone out there is willing to put up with you.

Just in time for Valentine's Day! Ah, romance.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm convinced most of these bullshitters put off doing the diet until like two days before their next appointment.  And then lose 7 lbs and they are SHOCKED at what the scale says!  They tried Really Hard!

And drink four bottles of Magnesium Citrate, thinking that they will fool everyone with their dastardly plan.

[Dashing Off]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Speaking of peanut butter cookies - is it Girl Scout time yet?

It is! Just ordered myself some Lemonades (dumb name for a cookie, I know), and Thin Mints today!

[Pondlass1]

I think TLC production is behind the massive grocery carb haul.  It’s all for the cameras and ratings.

No one is that stupid about nutrition.

[Elizzikra]

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Go away Lume!

I've only gotten this commercial on youtube before and I skip it every time.

 

I love Annie Murphy but I'm glad we aren't watching her scooter out of her giant vagina anymore.

In all seriousness, I don't think the BF is going to live to the end of the episode. 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Yokosmom]

Has the apocalypse hit her town? Not a soul to be seen. 

[mk828]

4 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Cookies?  I just ordered  $40 of GS cookies. 

Frozen tagalongs are crack

[Suzywriter]

Just now, PsychoKlown said:

I’m just going to say it 34 minutes into this crapfest….

1. Lisa’s a disgusting, unkempt blob of rotting flesh. 

2. Her “love” has the IQ of a styrofoam box 

3. How many crates of Lume would she need to get the funk out?

4. Ain’t no way in fresh hell she’s getting an operation tonight. 
 

Styrofoam box...styrofoam box! I nearly choked on my diet Dr. Pepper and Cream soda.

[ams1001]

When she's lifting her little weights, her forearms seem to be entirely separate from the upper arms. The upper arms do not move.

[DropTheSoap]

Hey pounders! I’m checking in from the treadmill. This chick’s another fail. She’s losing nothing but my patience.

 

 

[dreadfulLeigh]

gods, she’s already got that petulant, pissy attitude to her voice. “ I got Dr Now’s stuff he sent 🙄 blah blah blah”

[Chicklet]

"I can't stand on my four feet", did she just say that? 

[EtheltoTillie]

She’s wiggling her flippers. 

[String Theory]

If she gets in to go to Houston, how many fast food stops.  Leg exercises, yeah right.  Enabler is apologizing to her.. Ten pizzas..seriously?  Still can't get over her wetting the bed.

Dr. Now sounds a bit doubtful that Lisa.will change

 Lisa is still in the bed...Dr. Now's diet is confusing?  Don't think cookies or sugar, chips or candy OMG!!! Hate to see their grocery bill. Guess today is Lisa's Cheat Day!  Larry's still enabling I see!

 

[mmecorday]

We had a copy editor at the newspaper that I work for who was convinced that a nearby town's name was spelled Lowmoor. We would tell her that the town sign had it as Low Moor and she would counter, "The sign is wrong!"

[MsVixen]

Now it looks like the leg is shedding its skin like a snake.

[Hellga]

These are impressively crusted legs on the close-up.  I didn't expect some noticeable worsening in one month.  Her feet look like they are little wimpy hot dog ends peeking out of giant pretzel dog wrapping!

[charmed1]

Randy is kicking himself for forgetting to pick up a gallon of Lume.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pondlass1 said:

No one is that stupid about nutrition.

I've learned to never underestimate just how stupid people could possibly be....

[OoogleEyes]

She's she has the most bizarre body I have ever seen. Those feet and those forearms don't look like they are from the same body

[Auntie Anxiety]

Randy appears to be on his last leg.

[Eldemarge]

If this man dies, this woman is FUCKED.   

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Yokosmom said:

Has the apocalypse hit her town? Not a soul to be seen. 

Randy brought home the townspeople to be appetizers, one by one. 

[EtheltoTillie]

Another Bingo. He’s afraid if she loses weight she will leave him. 

[ams1001]

Randy's got chest and leg pain, she asks if he wants to go to the hospital, he says he thinks he should, and then he just lays down while she jabbers to the camera. WTF?

[Yokosmom]

It’s so bizarre to see those normal feet sticking out from those legs. 

[poeticlicensed]

I think Randy isn't long for this world. He's having chest pains just sitting there 

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Mychest hurt” she tells him to lay down for a while…that is how you die Lisa. She is already talking about blowing him off when she gets thin? She is awful

Edited February 3, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[mmecorday]

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No bathrooms necessary. Everyone gets a bedpan

[snarkish]

Randy is facing the wall while she's talking to the crew. 

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

I've learned to never underestimate just how stupid people could possibly be....

Yes!  Every time I think that in 20 years of working in the pharmacy I have seen everything, I realize I ain't seen nuthin' yet. 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Pondlass1 said:

No one is that stupid about nutrition.

Are you new? TLC aside, there have been a number of shows over the past few years where chefs or weight loss doctors go into communities and are amazed at the lack of nutrition information. There are millions who don't look at the nutrition label, much less try to use the info to their advantage. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

No bathrooms necessary. Everyone gets a bedpan

YOU get a bedpan, YOU get a bedpan, EVERYONE gets a bedpan!

[EtheltoTillie]

Those one pound dumbbells are a tough workout. 

[Suzywriter]

I remember feeling guilt and shame over my liquid belly after I gave birth. Man, I must have been a damned stunner if this bacteria swamp is called "beautiful".

[ams1001]

Hi Dr. Now, how are you?

What are you doing in bed?

[7EasyPayments]

If I lose weight I will not need him....

You ARE 49 FUCKING THOUSAND POUNDS away from that, you idiot.

[Snarkastikate]

That home makes me very sad. 🥺.  Randy is in a lot of pain, as though he can barely stand up. Does she even see that?  He's laying there as if he's ready to die & she's just jibber- jabbering on. 

[CarolMK]

Hi everyone! After yoga class , my eating habit tonight was Fuji apple salad and chicken noodle soup from Panera Bread . 

[charmed1]

Why is their wall propped up with plywood? Did the Kool-Aid man burst through last week? She keeps rambling on while Randy is dying in the dog bed on the floor.

[dreadfulLeigh]

So she turned away PT, but just said one of the reasons she was excited about Dr Now was that her could get her PT 🤔 

[Suzywriter]

why does gnome cower in the corner whenever she is not ordering him around? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

DR. Now hasn’t even had a face to face with Lisa. He doesn’t know the half of it.

[poeticlicensed]

Two pound weights and eleventy million carbs ain't gonna cut it

[String Theory]

Randy's having a pulmonary embolism.  Do you think he should go to the ER.  Nah, guess if he goes to bed he'll feel better!  Besides, who's going to bring her food.

She's going to Houston really?  Not!

[RedDelicious]

She wants to get out of the house so she can meet some new mens.