90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Kalani's another margarine tub, with cleavage.

 

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Is Kalani Mormon, Is showing 2/3rd of your boobs allowed..aren't they supposed to be in special undergarments?

 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At first I thought you were naming Kalani’s breasts.

 

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He's gonna have to do a lot of ride sharing to get 365,000 dollars

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

 

 

Asuelu and Kalani in the car:  Does he have a toddlers vest on??

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

His rule: All cash.  No blow jobs.  

 

 

Yes, I did the BJ.

 

 

Sorry to recycle jokes, but that one never gets old for me.

 

Edited April 26, 2021 by Floatingbison

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Pillow talk on at 11? Stop trying to ram these other stupid shows down our throats. It isn’t happening

[Twopper]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yuck, Stephanie and her illness and her mom on Pillow Talk? Ugh....

is PT still only on the discovery plus thingy? 

[Armchair Critic]

7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Kalani's another margarine tub, with cleavage.

I shamefully admit I watch the Honey Boo Boo/Mama June show and they showed the family in Florida in bathing suits. I saw more lumps, bumps, and rolls than I need to see in a lifetime (and I am no slim jim myself). I do give them credit for enjoying life no matter your size but for the love of god they were all wearing 2 piece bathing suits.

Edited April 26, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[Leilani]

Never fear guys, there is a new 90 DAY: KITCHEN where the couples will cook meals, this is not a joke. It's starts in a week or two.  I posted it in the other forum.

[mmecorday]

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$362K. Of COURSE you can afford that! 🙄🙄🙄

It's been a while since I've watched House Hunters, but it always seemed like the couples who had the least lucrative jobs had the most cash to spend on a home. "My husband trains turtles to do 5ks and I am a part time cucumber peeler."

[Hotel Snarker]

Kalani has 5 children. Her two sons, Asuelu, and her twin girls (boobs).

[Doublemint]

Can you snore when you're awake?   (Asking for a friend).

[Hangin Out]

13 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

All he has to do is make to Mexico, no visa needed

I just asked the hubs the same thing.  Why do they need the visa when the Mexicans are walking over and getting money besides?

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Is Kalani Mormon, Is showing 2/3rd of your boobs allowed..aren't they supposed to be in special undergarments?

Kalani left the church years ago, I believe she said that only the mother is still in the church.  

PT is at 10:12 to 11:00 Central tonight.    I'm glad someone mentioned it's on, I would have missed it.  

Edited April 26, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Pillow talk on at 11? Stop trying to ram these other stupid shows down our throats. It isn’t happening

I can’t stay up til 11pm. What are they showing at 10?

[Boston]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Pillow talk on at 11? Stop trying to ram these other stupid shows down our throats. It isn’t happening

I was wondering if it was the real Pillow Talk.. or just Discovery+ bs

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Is Kalani Mormon, Is showing 2/3rd of your boobs allowed..aren't they supposed to be in special undergarments?

I think only the real hard core Mormons wear them. I mean, look at all those Mormon pros on "Dancing With the Stars". Those skimpy costumes would not accommodate the sacred garments! 

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

$362K. Of COURSE you can afford that! 🙄🙄🙄

They'll take two, so the boys can have their own space. 

[Trackdawg]

[magemaud]

25 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

 

Brandon's even pathetic at manspreading.

 

In his case, it’s Pubescent Boyspreading. 

[sainte-chapelle]

They picked the worst couples for this.  I wouldn’t mind more Zied or Omar/Avery. I wouldn’t even mind sad sack Jenny.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kalani has 5 children. Her two sons, Asuelu, and her twin girls (boobs).

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

OH you didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GET BEHIND THEE SATAN!!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, mmecorday said:

It's been a while since I've watched House Hunters, but it always seemed like the couples who had the least lucrative jobs had the most cash to spend on a home. "My husband trains turtles to do 5ks and I am a part time cucumber peeler."

I just laughed out loud at that!  It is so true!! Local theater people with a $400,000 blows my mind!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I can’t stay up til 11pm. What are they showing at 10?

Extreme Sisters....why?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I can’t stay up til 11pm. What are they showing at 10?

The Extreme Sisters crap-fest.

I'll watch Pillow Talk on the dvr later.  Can't stay up that late tonight.

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I shamefully admit I watch the Honey Boo Show and they showed the family in Florida in bathing suits. I saw more lumps, bumps, and rolls than I need to see in a lifetime (and I am no slim jim myself). I do give them credit for enjoying life no matter your size but for the love of god they were all wearing 2 piece bathing suits.

No slim jim myself right now.. but i have to say.. it is annoying seeing your big avatar face on my whole screen.. CAN SOMEONE FIX THIS?? .. just busting you cause you were the last one to come up.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I shamefully admit I watch the Honey Boo Show and they showed the family in Florida in bathing suits. I saw more lumps, bumps, and rolls than I need to see in a lifetime (and I am no slim jim myself). I do give them credit for enjoying life no matter your size but for the love of god they were all wearing 2 piece bathing suits.

When I was 20 and a bit of a surfer chic, I always wore a one piece when not in a wetsuit. The confidence is amazing to show off the fat rolls and cellulite

[For Cereals]

I keep wanting to hit the buttons!  So mach funny!

[kacesq]

Again with the fucking rings...

and a tertiary character just dying for screen time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie is hoping that Mike walks through the door of the shop and the crystals cleanse him of his alien visitor thoughts.

[mmecorday]

I can just smell the patchouli wafting off the screen.

[Hotel Snarker]

We need a ring made by aliens.

[Frozendiva]

PT is on at 9 pm my time.

[Gobi]

"What kind of bullshit, I mean energy, do you want to fill up your house?"

[Leilani]

More ring crap, I'd rather watch paint dry then Natalie.

[Straycat80]

I agree on the boring couples for this season. I flipped over to the Oscars and they are just as boring. Disappointing night for TV. 

[Hangin Out]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kalani has 5 children. Her two sons, Asuelu, and her twin girls (boobs).

Oh, those boobs.  They hang to the floor.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

I just laughed out loud at that!  It is so true!! Local theater people with a $400,000 blows my mind!

I see a ton of that too!  It's uncanny.  I swear people have a secret money source no one's hipped me to.

[sainte-chapelle]

What the hell....I thought Nat was a crazy God lady. This doesn’t jive.

[greekmom]

Why don't they do either pillow talk or extreme sisters on Monday?

[kacesq]

Bijan will be played by Parker Posey in the big screen adaptation...

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They picked the worst couples for this.  I wouldn’t mind more Zied or Omar/Avery. I wouldn’t even mind sad sack Jenny.

Yess, bring back the oldie and scammit 

[Hotel Snarker]

If we needed confirmation this lady is a quack, she thinks Mike & Natalie are full of love.

[Angry Moldovan]

I may not be hitting the buttons, but I’m chuckling at the wonderful snark

[Floatingbison]

Bring on RONALD and refrigerator, dammit!!!!

[For Cereals]

Hehehe Parker Posey

[Armchair Critic]

Mike must have read the comments and is trying to spice things up. It is not helping.

[Baltimore Betty]

I thought that Natalie and Mike split less than 6 months in to their marriage.

She thinks Mike not wearing a "vedding bend" is not good for their future and that Mike is not committed to their committed relationship? 

Shop girl says she sees the love between the two of them?

Natalie thinks that store is where people get vedding bends?

 

[charmed1]

Wait. People actually go to stores to buy these cheap assed oils? You can buy Egyptian Musk anytime from the local hustle man on the Metro. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I love hematite but it breaks very easily

[Mrs. Hanson]

Again with the rings......

[Grifter Lives]

So, Natalie went from religious zealot to psychic friend. . . after she married Mike.