90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

15 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Yolanda....please go to the airport and meet David when he gets there.  You two are made for each other.

I would watch that show! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Avery, Ash just showed you who he really is. Believe him.

[iwasish]

24 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Erika’s tattoos are so random. They look like pages from a children’s coloring book. 

Erika looks like a page from a children’s coloring book. 

[FrancescaFiore]

The relationship coach certainly seems to have some difficulty navigating his relationship. And his communication style is infuriating. She asked him a question and he responds with another question about a completely different subject.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Yep, and the wind comes from the south (Antartica). Still nothing like in North America

Close to the water. I can usually get away with a light down jacket to -20C.

[Angry Moldovan]

Maybe it’s the excess oestrogen that makes his eye boggly  

[blubld43]

This man is frighteningly immature; I get a sense of real anger from him upon being questioned in any reasonable way.  She's not buying his stock answers and it's really pissing him off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Clearly he has a lot of feminine energy

No. Nope. You’re wrong. Because Ash says so.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

No one is remotely worth rooting for...

I'm rooting for Prince.

[mamadrama]

Those weren't even "hard" questions. IMO they were perfectly reasonable.

[cyberfruit]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So what did Avery and Ash talk about for 9 months?

well, they broke up 3 times already, so probably the same thing each time they got back together

[kacesq]

No one cares, Tom. No one thinks you’re a great guy.

squee, Jenny and Sumit! Blows will be dealt! Dealt I say!

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't want to see Tom, bring on Drunk Darcey

[Gigglepuff]

Not Jen-nah again!! C'mon. 

[JennyMominFL]

Not gonna lie, I am ready for Some Meat

[Baltimore Betty]

Ash could take a lesson from his stupid seminar and do better next time but it is easier to pick a fight with Avery.

[renatae]

20 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I've been put on the BRAT diet after getting sick from chicken I left out of the counter for three days.  I got really sick.  Mrs. Floatingbison was not amused with my antics. 

Banana

Rice

Applesauce

Toast

Yikes! Glad you are still with us! (And none too little surprised.)

[greekmom]

Screw you stupid Jenny. You knew Somemeat was married all along. Don't bullshit us.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

"chemistry" in Russian means "desire to do the hibbity-bibbity".

Oh my god I thought I was the only person on earth who said "do the hibbity-bibbity"!! 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I can't fit Assh's ideas in the box in my head.

You need the famous "nothing box"

[RealReality]

44 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

My husband just asked when David(Poorj baby is due

About the same time as Angela and Michaels baby?

[FrancescaFiore]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Avery is screeching and miserable.

I think in general that is true, but in this instance I think she's totally in the right. The only time I disagreed with her was with the way that she said but it wasn't clear and stomped her foot a little bit. I suspect they've had other conversations that led to that moment of frustration.

[Floatingbison]

Soo Mit and Jenny are back.  I know they're popular with some people, but I don't buy their "star crossed soul mate" routine.  Not one bit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I am over 40 and I like Angel. It is the only perfume that lasts on my skin but I only use two squirts. I am ashamed. If anyone can recommend a more grown up version I am game.

[mmecorday]

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Screw you stupid Jenny. You knew Somemeat was married all along. Don't bullshit us.

I bet she's still wearing that same nail polish.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

Screw you stupid Jenny. You knew Somemeat was married all along. Don't bullshit us.

She likes to be the ‘other women’.  

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

So what did Avery and Ash talk about for 9 months?

 

Whatever it was, it was enough to cause them to break up three times 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Screw you stupid Jenny. You knew Somemeat was married all along. Don't bullshit us.

Jennnay is a wet noodle flopped over a plate

[TMI]

Ash has had any credibility as _____since he was shown on this show....who would seek his advice...nevermind...they never did....he has to be embarassed at how he is being portrayed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny’s neck is looking particularly wobbly. Don’t think there a big enough scarf for her to hide it behind.

[Vandy10]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It's that cold in Oz that Avery needs a winter sweater?

Yes! The August I was in Melbourne had me freezing my butt off. Especially at the beach in St. Kilda, which may have been where they were. Either way, Melbourne is practically at the bottom of the world and cold in winter.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Soo Mit and Jenny are back.  I know they're popular with some people, but I don't buy their "star crossed soul mate" routine.  Not one bit.

Me neither. They are both TRASH.  

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't want to see Tom, bring on Drunk Darcey

How about neither one.

[blubld43]

3 minutes ago, cyberfruit said:

"do i make you feel like a woman?" literally what kind of question is this

I wanted so badly for her to stand up and tell him she doesn't need him, or any man, to make her feel happy or womanly!

[poeticlicensed]

I know Geoffery told Varya about the drugs. Does she know everything or does she think his criminal past is only that?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Soo Mit and Jenny are back.  I know they're popular with some people, but I don't buy their "star crossed soul mate" routine.  Not one bit.

Yea I don't like them but they were sure entertaining 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Avery is screeching and miserable.  

Probably going through weed withdrawal.

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Avery, Ash just showed you who he really is. Believe him.

Thus far, that has been the most authentic he has been on this show.  And that's scary. 

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I am over 40 and I like Angel. It is the only perfume that lasts on my skin but I only use two squirts. I am ashamed. If anyone can recommend a more grown up version I am game.

I wore that to death for years when I was working.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenny’s neck is looking particularly wobbly. Don’t think there a big enough scarf for her to hide it behind.

At least she has a neck, unlike some other cast members I could mention.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Pretty sure they sell body wash and soap in Australia. Couldn't she have found more American gift? 

Right? My cousins from Australia brought me these magnificent macadamian nut bars that were like Paydays but a zillion times better. Also some really good cookies called Tim Tams and a bottle of wine. I sent them home with a box of each type of Girl Scout cookies, Trader Joe's snacks and some Moscato. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea I don't like them but they were sure entertaining 

Only because we found out he was a big fat liar. Now that it's all out there I'm guessing they will be a let down. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Vandy10 said:

Yes! The August I was in Melbourne had me freezing my butt off. Especially at the beach in St. Kilda, which may have been where they were. Either way, Melbourne is practically at the bottom of the world and cold in winter.

I was thinking St Kilda beach too

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, cyberfruit said:

"do you make you feel like a woman?" literally what kind of question is this

Ash is shocked he is not turning out to be the greatest relationship coach to ever hit the airwaves. This is why I would never go on reality tv, the threat to make an ash of yourself. 
As far as “making you feel like a woman” ?  What does that even mean?  And what kind of uneducated moron would ever ask that question?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amy Schumer never had a funny moment in her life. Her humor is humorless, if that’s even possible.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I am over 40 and I like Angel. It is the only perfume that lasts on my skin but I only use two squirts. I am ashamed. If anyone can recommend a more grown up version I am game.

I like angel too, but two pumps is all any human being who is not a giant should use.  A bottle of angel should last like 5 years. 

I migrated to jo Malone because the angel frangrance was a little too heavy for me, but I don't think it's a bad scent. 

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

She likes to be the ‘other women’.  

Someone referred to her as a "60 year old homewrecker" , I was dying laughing.

[poeticlicensed]

Here we go. Delusional David is home!

[Floatingbison]

DAVID, crawling back for more abuse, $100,000 lighter.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Probably going through weed withdrawal.

And really embarassed she was seen walking hand in hand with Ash into that "seminar." 

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I am over 40 and I like Angel. It is the only perfume that lasts on my skin but I only use two squirts. I am ashamed. If anyone can recommend a more grown up version I am game.

I love Angel. We shall stand strong together against the hate!