S08.E08: Carlton and Shantel's Story LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Wait until they find out they have to lose a hunnet pounds before surgery 

[Chicklet]

They left the children in the car with the crazy girl, good thinking, now we can bring in the FBI to track them down as she ran off with them.

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Still one of the best songs ever.

[88Keys]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Anybody else think that Whitney's hot, younger chubby chaser man is either a hired gun or gayer than Christmas?

How dare you.  Whitney's show is 100% real life, completely accurate, and not scripted or made up at all.  /s

7 minutes ago, mellowjoi said:

No food for me tonight.  That trash sack toilet cancelled any desire I had for food. And the brother who said he would do anything for his brother because he loves him.  I want to have Meatloaf go and personally sing l’d do anything for love but I won’t do that for Carlton’s younger brother. 

Sometimes I'm glad I usually miss the beginning of the show.  The only episode that made me stop eating was Jeanne.  That close-up shot of her bloody, dripping wound...

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I cop to it proudly! "I watch the WORST shit on TV! I watch My 600 Pound Life", I watch "90 Day Fiance", and I talk to my invisible friends on the internet about them in real time!" 

On another forum, we were discussing Unsolved Mysteries.  Someone admitted to watching it on PlutoTV, and switching back and forth between that and Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team.  And I was like "OMG SAME!!!"  No shame, my friends.

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Lots of grunts and groans!

If you close your eyes, car exiting scenes sound like pornos.

I do the same with curling bonspiels on TV. "Hurry! Hard! Oh, right on the button!"

Edited February 20, 2020 by Callaphera

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wait until they find out they have to lose a hunnet pounds before surgery 

They'll get at least a munt.

[umgoblue]

Bring the train back to the station...I am here and have already bought my ticket!!

Eating habit: fish, corn bread...and Fanta 🥰...because everyone needs Fanta in their lives!

[Pepper Mostly]

Carlton loves to say "my girlfriend". 

[Brooklynista]

Can somebody anybody get this fool a damn haircut!!!

[Donut Bear]

Yes please weigh them before debate starts.  Two minutes

[Pepper Mostly]

CHECK THEIR WEIGHT, DR. NOW!!

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Carlton loves to say "my girlfriend". 

Future crazy ex-girlfriend.

[WonTon]

Ugh, I'm late. My eating habit was a piece of thin crust pizza, salad and wine. I hope dis good sitch-ay-tion tonight.

[Chicklet]

They can't even breathe sitting still, this is bad. They both weight 700 pounds.

 

Ohhh sad music.

[Leilani]

I think these people might need 4 hour to get to surgery.

[MsVixen]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!  They brought the children with them????  I didn't see any crumb snatchers in the car!

[Hellga]

At least they admit they eat a lot... realization is first step towards improvement1

[PaTatertots]

"My girlfriend."

Family: His girlfriend he met five days ago before we left. 

[Guest]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Can somebody anybody get this fool a damn haircut!!!

I think he only needs some shampoo!

[ShoePrincess]

Good evening, Pounders. My eating habit tonight is wine. I had an unusually large lunch, and I’m not hungry. Just thirsty. My first comment ...

Damn, that’s a bodacious set of mobs on Carlton.

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

 

 

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, Leilani said:

The kids are so cute and normal weight.

They aren’t big enough yet to fight for much more than a few crumbs and fries that fall to the floor. 

[fonfereksglen]

Did anyone else hold their breathe when she walked to the scale?

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m late to the party tonight....arrived just before Shantel was complaining of reaching that dreaded “breaking point.”

[Ivylady]

Shantel is 638. Her husband's voice is very soothing. 

Carlton is 786, and a man-baby.

[umgoblue]

Dayum...

And that is all that I have to say...and what he said.

Yikes!

He whispers: It's going to be alright afterwards...dead!

Edited February 20, 2020 by umgoblue
Because "whisphers" is not a word

[ShortyMac]

Shantel - 638.6

Carlton - 786

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, I guessed 646 for Shantel, not bad. Must be getting my mojo back. Ok, for Carlton I guessed 712. Oooooh, I was way off. Guess my mojo's not so good after all. 

[Leilani]

Carlton and his sister have the same size boobs.

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, PaTatertots said:

"My girlfriend."

Family: His girlfriend he met five days ago before we left. 

And he called her the woman he loves!

[aliya]

Boy, they're heavier than they look. 

[Chicklet]

I give them this, nobody screamed "The scale is wrong!" 

[Suzywriter]

Carlton is so...sorry. Messy, sloppy, ashy, unkempt. At least Shantel did her hair or put on a nice wig, cleaned and lotioned her skin and work clothes that attempted to be an outfit. 

[7EasyPayments]

14 off C, 2 off S !!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-638 for Shantel

Month 1- 786 for Carlton

I guessed too much for Shantel, but guessed too low for Carlton.   

Their combined weight is 1424 (I think). 

I can't believe it took this caravan of lard five days to drive 18 hours.  

Edited February 20, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[MrsClaus]

Anybody else wish her husband would have gotten on the scale?

[DropTheSoap]

Shantel I was too high at 663. No wai!

I was way low on bro!

1100 total -- outdoing the sisters.

[LookABird]

Amazingly, Shantel has prominent--and lovely--cheekbones in spite of her weight.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Chicklet said:

I give them this, nobody screamed "The scale is wrong!" 

They usually save that for the first weigh in when they’ve either gained or lost two pounds.

[Hellga]

638 for Shantel and 786 for Carlton.  That's over 1400 lb for the two of them!  Ten people in two!

Edited February 20, 2020 by Hellga

[88Keys]

2 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

 

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

 

 

That was discussed upthread.  Apparently there are apparatuses to help with that

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Can somebody anybody get this fool a damn haircut!!!

I am shouting and clapping at the same time...laughed so hard, I squeaked. 

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, MrsClaus said:

Anybody else wish her husband would have gotten on the scale?

Yes!  Monica too.

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, MrsClaus said:

Anybody else wish her husband would have gotten on the scale?

It looked like he was about to step on it, but then backed up and sat down, I was hoping he would.

[Wollstonecraft]

Shantal grunts so much i just can't. 

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

I give them this, nobody screamed "The scale is wrong!" 

Not yet. That usually comes after the first munt of hard work and weight gain while strictly following the body that just doesn't work for them and Dr. Now knows nothing.

[OoogleEyes]

I love when Dr. Now calls out the family members for being overweight as well

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Amazingly, Shantel has prominent--and lovely--cheekbones in spite of her weight.

She also carries the weight well, in a way.  I mean, it's evenly distributed.  She doesn't have huge legs or butt wings or anything like that.  I probably would have guessed her weight a bit lower than it was.

[Callaphera]

4 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

Hope and luck.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

That was discussed upthread.  Apparently there are apparatuses to help with that

And I have already learned more about these than I ever wanted to know. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Dayummmmm she's 638, he's 786! I guessed 1,525 combined, 101 pounds over. So, who won?

BTW, Dr. Now needed to weigh their "I'm not THAT bad" brother too.