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S08.E08: Carlton and Shantel's Story LIVE CHAT


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7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Anybody else think that Whitney's hot, younger chubby chaser man is either a hired gun or gayer than Christmas?

How dare you.  Whitney's show is 100% real life, completely accurate, and not scripted or made up at all.  /s

7 minutes ago, mellowjoi said:

No food for me tonight.  That trash sack toilet cancelled any desire I had for food. And the brother who said he would do anything for his brother because he loves him.  I want to have Meatloaf go and personally sing l’d do anything for love but I won’t do that for Carlton’s younger brother. 

Sometimes I'm glad I usually miss the beginning of the show.  The only episode that made me stop eating was Jeanne.  That close-up shot of her bloody, dripping wound...

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I cop to it proudly! "I watch the WORST shit on TV! I watch My 600 Pound Life", I watch "90 Day Fiance", and I talk to my invisible friends on the internet about them in real time!" 

On another forum, we were discussing Unsolved Mysteries.  Someone admitted to watching it on PlutoTV, and switching back and forth between that and Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team.  And I was like "OMG SAME!!!"  No shame, my friends.

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2 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Lots of grunts and groans!

If you close your eyes, car exiting scenes sound like pornos.

I do the same with curling bonspiels on TV. "Hurry! Hard! Oh, right on the button!"

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Good evening, Pounders. My eating habit tonight is wine. I had an unusually large lunch, and I’m not hungry. Just thirsty. My first comment ...

Damn, that’s a bodacious set of mobs on Carlton.

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

 

 

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Dayum...

And that is all that I have to say...and what he said.

Yikes!

He whispers: It's going to be alright afterwards...dead!

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Because "whisphers" is not a word
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Month 1-638 for Shantel

Month 1- 786 for Carlton

I guessed too much for Shantel, but guessed too low for Carlton.   

Their combined weight is 1424 (I think). 

I can't believe it took this caravan of lard five days to drive 18 hours.  

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2 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

 

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

 

 

That was discussed upthread.  Apparently there are apparatuses to help with that

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1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

I give them this, nobody screamed "The scale is wrong!" 

Not yet. That usually comes after the first munt of hard work and weight gain while strictly following the body that just doesn't work for them and Dr. Now knows nothing.

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1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Amazingly, Shantel has prominent--and lovely--cheekbones in spite of her weight.

She also carries the weight well, in a way.  I mean, it's evenly distributed.  She doesn't have huge legs or butt wings or anything like that.  I probably would have guessed her weight a bit lower than it was.

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