S03.E10: The Rest Is Still Unwritten

[Gobi]

25 minutes ago, nytonc said:

Are the episode numbers different here than on TLC? My guide says this is episode 5. I had a hell of a time finding the right thread. 

Darcy says she starting to feel insecure?!?! Bwaaaahahaha the understatement of the millennium. 

Avery’s mom, who claims to not be on board with her marrying Omar, is sure trying her damnedest to facilitate the wedding. I guess Omar is just that charming. One dinner and mom is swept off her feet too. 

TLC counts the "More to Love" episodes as new ones, and numbers them accordingly.

[seasons]

I'm sorry, I am confused. Why are there two threads for certain episodes (like this one) but the other ones are locked? 

[milner]

Please Angie stop the trailer park laugh. And all these older women worry about the age difference but none consider losing weight—something they can actually change without lies or filters or inappropriate clothing 

[nytonc]

2 minutes ago, milner said:

Please Angie stop the trailer park laugh. And all these older women worry about the age difference but none consider losing weight—something they can actually change without lies or filters or inappropriate clothing 

The older and more overweight they are, the more inappropriate the behavior and the clothing. 

[seasons]

1 minute ago, milner said:

Please Angie stop the trailer park laugh. And all these older women worry about the age difference but none consider losing weight—something they can actually change without lies or filters or inappropriate clothing 

Angie and Rebecca also have horrible, straggly hair with awful dye jobs. Rebecca has at least three brassy shades going on. 

[seasons]

Gummy panties? Chocolate panties? 

This can't be real. It just can't.

[milner]

Where is everybody tonight?  Am I at the wrong site?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, milner said:

Where is everybody tonight?  Am I at the wrong site?

My tv is behind, but I’m here taking in all this fuckery!

[seasons]

3 minutes ago, milner said:

Where is everybody tonight?  Am I at the wrong site?

That's what I was wondering too! 

isn't this a new episode? But there are comments on what happened from earlier this week on this thread. 

/confused 

[Gobi]

10 minutes ago, seasons said:

That's what I was wondering too! 

isn't this a new episode? But there are comments on what happened from earlier this week on this thread. 

/confused 

 Everyone is on the live thread.

[seasons]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 Everyone is on the live thread.

Hmmm.... I'm sorry, Usually I'm not so clueless... Can you post the link? Thank you!

[milner]

Where is that? How do I get there ?  Please and thank you

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, milner said:

Where is that? How do I get there ?  Please and thank you

Go to the main 90 DF page, the forum is 90DF live rice a roni and Google translate.

[seasons]

Thank you!

[nytonc]

Would someone please buy Zied clothes that aren’t 5 sizes too small?  

[greekmom]

So either Zied is punking Rebecca or TLC is punking us... but no one wears what he gave her to wear.  A few screen shots from their drive from the hotel to his parents home...

[Adeejay]

On ‎8‎/‎27‎/‎2019 at 3:04 PM, Lady Iris said:

I felt rage towards Rebecca in this ep. Zed wasn't trying to control her with what she wears but rather get her to understand that its not proper to wear tattoos out loud and proud in his country. What a friggin tool.

Just when I thought I couldn't hate another reality show participant the way I hate Lizzie (Love after Lockup), along comes Rebecca.  It's almost as if she is holding Zied responsible for what happened with her last husband and wants him to make amends. 

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, seasons said:

Angie and Rebecca also have horrible, straggly hair with awful dye jobs. Rebecca has at least three brassy shades going on. 

The brassiness goes with her personality.

[hookedontv]

Family Zucchini-Bikini is hoping that Benjamin will make them Family Lamborghini with the American dollar. 

That ain’t happening with Benjamin. Not even close. 

[toodles]

I copied this from the live chat.  This is Drogo's post about Avery's mother.  I can't imagine the blow he was dealt.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Zied is a hot ass mess. As if his muffin top, constant hookah sucking and lard laden man bun aren't enough, let's add insane jealousy to the cauldron. What a winner!

Darcy is a walking (in thigh high boots of course) insecurity. No way in HELL I would have traded that island trip to meet up with wonder twin in Albania. 

Caesar at the pool in Mexico is comedy gold.

Akinyi is gorgeous. That is all

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, toodles said:

I copied this from the live chat.  This is Drogo's post about Avery's mother.  I can't imagine the blow he was dealt.

Now I’m in hysterics all over again! To celebrate, I’m going to wash my hair in cold water from a bucket and make some guy cut my toenails (gag, seriously.) Well, Caesar would do it, he needs extra cash to pay off that $200 engagement ring. 

[hookedontv]

Question-what is it with some of these women constantly “petting” their hair (I’m looking at you Darcey and Jeniffer.) Is it a hair extension thing? Do they think it’s sexy? It’s just so weird to me. 

Also, why is Avery concerned about the availability of makeup in Syria when there’s a fucking war going on?!? Omar tried to explain it a bit, but all she has to do is Google Syria, she will see the blown up buildings, injured/killed people, no basic amenities such as electricity and water. W.T.F. 

[Toodleoo]

On the Cesar/Caesar/AnchovySaladMan thing...that video of Maria “talking” to him on the phone that was played in an earlier episode struck me as artificial. Like uncanny valley, AI-generated artificial. “Cannot. wait. to see. you. Husband.” 

And it was generic enough to be used with any sucker.

Online/remote dating is going to be bananas in five years.

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

make some guy cut my toenails (gag, seriously.) Well, Caesar would do it, he needs extra cash to pay off that $200 engagement ring. 

I’m sure in his cuh-reer Caesar has seen much nastier nails than yours! 

[Drogo]

24 minutes ago, toodles said:

I copied this from the live chat.  This is Drogo's post about Avery's mother.  I can't imagine the blow he was dealt.

You never loved me! Liar!

[hookedontv]

Just now, Drogo said:

You never loved me! Liar!

Get out of my life!

[Drogo]

Tom: "It tastes like cheesecake... and desperation."

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Tom: "It tastes like cheesecake... and desperation."

“And a slight chemical aftertaste, could be acrylic, Botox, silicone, fillers. And a bit salty, from those tears that will NOT stop regardless how much I beg you to pull it together.” 

[Drogo]

Little bits of that public restroom will be under Darcey's talons for at least 5 weeks. 

[Spike]

Angela has some nerve making repeated comments about Michael’s weight.  I bet she still outweighs him by a good 140.

[HahYallDoin]

23 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

PREACH.

The comforter that gets washed once a week is a solid pass.  Even at high end hotels they put out that runner at the bottom supposedly for people who lie with their shoes on the bed.  That thing can go in the closet and stay there thanks, Housekeeping.  I can’t even tell you how much suspended belief I have to have (alcohol) to ignore the soft surface couches and chairs as fluid dens.  

And if y’all think we are crazzzzzuh do yourselves a favor and Lysol the hotel remote and don’t use the bathroom glasses LOL.

and yet I’d swim in the Amazon without a body condom so go figure....at least I won’t set your house on fire or run like my pelvis was installed upside down.

Hi. I think a check on Ancestry.com will reveal we are identical twins. We must have been separated at birth! 

Those bolster pillows go in the closet too, the chairs and sofa get covered in top sheets and I leave a note each morning asking that Housekeeping only take away and replace the towels. I don’t want their grimy hands and disgusting dust cloth touching ANYTHING in the room during our stay. Because, let’s be honest...it took me the better part of an hour to sterilize the room and render it useful for me and my family. 😂

[Frozendiva]

Darcey and Tom seem to be like folks who know each other professionally, but not too well, and they'd be okay with meeting for dinner or drinks when one is visiting their city. They don't seem to talk about anything and Darcey is just trying way too hard. It can take a lot of money to look cheap. Why not actually talk to the guy and show an interest in his life and what he likes instead of trying to seduce him, albeit in a painful manner?

Rebecca, Zied is showing you exactly who he is. Do you really want that? I'd rather be single than be with a controlling and jealous greasy blob. Say you have a family emergency, change your flight, and go home. I can be superficial and like a man to look nice and smell nice and just not.... that.

Benjamin, go to your Airbnb rental. Your lady friend should not be insisting that you stay with her brother. Keep all your cards and cash locked up! All they see in you is Benjamins.

Angela, why, just why. All that money spent going to Nigeria, why? And those crass American boxers you brought with you? Ugh.

Avery, why so eager to get married? Is it a solution to your issues? No, it'll bring more. You have known your 'fiance' Omar for two days. He hasn't shown you who he really is and you don't want to find out on your wedding night or the morning after. See what Syria really is - ask about your life there. It's not going shopping for makeup or nice clothes. You will not be living in a nice apartment. Omar will be unlikely to take you to the really expensive shops and fly you to Paris for haute couture week. You will be living in a war zone, with bombs, and crumbling buildings, probably disease. Finding food may be a challenge. Think about it. And mom, you looked ridiculous in your ET garb.

Caesar, I hope your wonderful Maria is actually real, but with most people, including strangers, wondering if you are being catfished, maybe keep that in mind. Does Maria ever ask you how you are doing, how you spend your days, whether you are angry, hurting, etc. She just calls you 'husband'. How many other 'husbands' does she have on the hook? If she doesn't show, hang up the phone, erase her contact information. Stop paying.

Forgot Tim and Jeniffer. No connection there at all. No attraction. Give the eye mask as a gift and do not put them on someone. Ugh. They are just 'off'. The tattoos makes me wonder what sort of 'modelling' work Jeniffer gets. So what is his big secret? Already married, is transitioning, is the other kid's father?  He doesn't have a lot of money, so maybe she thinks he can sell the Ferrari and donate the proceeds to her. Both unlikeable, uneverything.

Edited September 2, 2019 by Frozendiva
Forgot Tim!

[DaphneCat]

54 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Tom: "It tastes like cheesecake... and desperation."

But she TOLD him she wasn't desperate!  How can you not believe it if she SAID it OUT LOUD?

[Frozendiva]

Talk is cheap. Darcey's actions are to the contrary.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Drogo said:

Tom: "It tastes like cheesecake... and desperation."

"I can't taste a thing because of that cloud of Angel"

[Dobian]

I know this was just in my head...maybe...but when Angela was at the Nigerian airport I could feel every man in the terminal cringing, then sighing with relief when she got her bags and exited.

[athousandclowns]

I had to back up the tape twice to see who/ what was saying to Tom, tell me you don’t live her. Yeah he’s a really a ladies man. I can see why Darcy’s makeup and hair doesn’t bother him if that was one of his conquests.  Shutter. 

That hi jack at the airport was scary.

I do believe that Angela is the tackiest most  embarrassing unaware person on reality tv .  Just no to shaking your boobs or  sticking  out your tongue grandma. What does he think his life will be in America? Handcuffed to the bed most likely.  

[eyelash]

On ‎8‎/‎27‎/‎2019 at 2:15 PM, mamadrama said:

I don't think there ever was a planned trip to Grand Canaria for Darcy and Tom. I think the plan was always going to Albania and the two of them were just playing along about canceling the trip. 

Doesn't it often take weeks if not months to get visas in much of the world?  And for a TV show, that would mean for camera crew and production staff as well.  I think Albania had to be planned much longer ago than they are portraying.

[FurBabyMama]

25 minutes ago, eyelash said:

Doesn't it often take weeks if not months to get visas in much of the world?  And for a TV show, that would mean for camera crew and production staff as well.  I think Albania had to be planned much longer ago than they are portraying.

Sadly I just googled this... US and British citizens do not require a visa to enter Albania if staying less than 60 days. But yea, lodging and travel for the crew could take some figuring out. 

[MajorNelson]

Darcy: I'm in Awe.

Tom: Stop that.  I'm not one of the disciples.

.........

Darcy says she's never been treated this way.  (Nice dinner)

Me: 😲

[HunterHunted]

53 minutes ago, FurBabyMama said:

Sadly I just googled this... US and British citizens do not require a visa to enter Albania if staying less than 60 days. But yea, lodging and travel for the crew could take some figuring out. 

It's really hard for productions to turn on a dime like that, which makes me think they had always planned to go to Albania, but never told Tom.

12 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

Darcy: I'm in Awe.

Tom: Stop that.  I'm not one of the disciples.

.........

Darcy says she's never been treated this way.  (Nice dinner)

Me: 😲

If Darcey has never been treated this way by a guy, it doesn't make Tom great. It means that Darcey only picks douchebags. She needs to stop dating and work on herself.

[HaaCHOO]

4 hours ago, Toodleoo said:

And it was generic enough to be used with any sucker.

many suckers.

[Delete]

Outside the airport in the loudest voice possible: “Mikhul, you dun got fat!”  *braying laugh*  So sayeth the nicotine soaked, bleached frizzy- haired blonde, refrigerator-sized trollop of white trash . 

Omar has such sad eyes. He’s marrying Avery to get a chance to leave Syria. Who can blame him?

Rebecca picks another version of a man just  like the previous one. Isn't that a sign of insanity? She  enjoys the attention until it infringes on her freedom to have bad tattoos, and wear  ill fitting satiny tank tops.  Personally I was beyond thrilled that her greasy nugget of love covered his head this episode.

There was a brief (3 secs) moment of feeling badly for Darcey when she said she’s wasn’t use to being treated well. Everyone deserves to be treated decently, and to be offered a slice of delicious cheesecake served on fine china. 

Darcey has a very screwed up view of relationships and her role as a woman. She only sees her worth as a sexual object.

I have to say that I enjoy Tom’s sense of humour. It’s such a vast improvement from glum Jesse. He was as much fun as a wet paper bag. 

I have a hot guy in my bed. What is the first thing I do? I buff his nails, and put a clay mud mask on his face.  😂🤣  Oh Tim. You have no game. 

Ceasar. Fake. Boring.  Same story every week. 

Ben is creepy, but it could be his overall awkwardness, and lack of personality. He has a very nervous laugh.  I’m liking Akinyi’s family so far. I’d be giving that face  upon seeing the most bland person on the planet walk into my home too. 😂

Edited September 2, 2019 by Barbara Please

[renatae]

On 8/29/2019 at 10:54 PM, Ijustwantsomechips said:

So all Omar had to do was get a sheik and a venue to get married snd he couldn’t even do that?  You had one job Sam! 

Yeah, he was all over them about how really hard it would be to set it up outside if his own country. Then mom and daughter say, "Oh, let's try this mosque" and Omar's all "No way, they won't do it." Shazam, next thing that happens is the Imam says, "Sure, the guy who performs marriages will be back soon." Done deal. LOL.

I noticed Avery getting all up in his grill and bossing him around. Don't think that subservience thing is going to work out well with her. Wonder what my first clue was. Snort!

[renatae]

7 hours ago, hookedontv said:

Also, why is Avery concerned about the availability of makeup in Syria when there’s a fucking war going on?!? Omar tried to explain it a bit, but all she has to do is Google Syria, she will see the blown up buildings, injured/killed people, no basic amenities such as electricity and water. W.T.F. 

She is completely unfazed when he tells her utilities go off every day. She's so used to having everything she wants that she can't even imagine going without. Such a child.

[blubld43]

I was dying laughing when Tom schooled Darcy on her over the top response to everything: "I'm not a disciple!"

 Rebecca and Angela are ridiculous, they embarrass me as an American woman of a certain age😠. Rebecca goes on and on about her ex, yet there she is with another Muslim. Yes, of course this will be different.

[Cammi]

I don’t think Akyni is all that attractive. Huge alien head, and her hair pulled back ain’t doing her any favors. Maybe Benjamin has a hard time finding “chocolate” in Phoenix, but a flight to Atlanta (or anywhere really) would be cheaper than Nairobi! And much more attractive American women imo. Also, I don’t think most of these women (or men) try all that hard to look like their filtered photos, except for Darcy. She tries, so I give her that. But she’s got the conversation skills of a preteen at a slumber party complete with that vomit inducing breathless Marilyn Monroe speak. I thank my stars at least it ain’t vocal fry.

And it was vomit inducing when Darcy complimented Tom on his fashion labels he wears or whatever her exact words were. Shallow, superficial, histrionic Darcy. I remember being a teen and one of my circle of friends was a DuPont (by marriage). I asked why her mom didn’t wear a lot of “labels”. She literally laughed at me. Her mom said she most certainly owned Gucci, Hermès, Ferragamo and lots of Vuitton etc. But those “brand logo labels” on everything were tacky and for the nouveau riche. She was such a bitch about it, I immediately loved her. Before that, I never knew you could buy Vuitton without the LV all over it. She used to give me the best hand me downs.

And I have a hard time believing NO ONE Darcy has been with ever treated her decent. I think she’s just playing “damsel in distress” as some sorta twisted fantasy to bring out the knight in shining armor with pudgy Tom.  

[toodles]

9 hours ago, Drogo said:

You never loved me! Liar!

Aww, that's not true.  Buy me some chocolate panties and a poop emoji pillow and you can be my soul mate again.

Edited September 2, 2019 by toodles

[Bryce Lynch]

8 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Darcey and Tom seem to be like folks who know each other professionally, but not too well, and they'd be okay with meeting for dinner or drinks when one is visiting their city. They don't seem to talk about anything and Darcey is just trying way too hard. It can take a lot of money to look cheap. Why not actually talk to the guy and show an interest in his life and what he likes instead of trying to seduce him, albeit in a painful manner?

Rebecca, Zied is showing you exactly who he is. Do you really want that? I'd rather be single than be with a controlling and jealous greasy blob. Say you have a family emergency, change your flight, and go home. I can be superficial and like a man to look nice and smell nice and just not.... that.

Benjamin, go to your Airbnb rental. Your lady friend should not be insisting that you stay with her brother. Keep all your cards and cash locked up! All they see in you is Benjamins.

Angela, why, just why. All that money spent going to Nigeria, why? And those crass American boxers you brought with you? Ugh.

Avery, why so eager to get married? Is it a solution to your issues? No, it'll bring more. You have known your 'fiance' Omar for two days. He hasn't shown you who he really is and you don't want to find out on your wedding night or the morning after. See what Syria really is - ask about your life there. It's not going shopping for makeup or nice clothes. You will not be living in a nice apartment. Omar will be unlikely to take you to the really expensive shops and fly you to Paris for haute couture week. You will be living in a war zone, with bombs, and crumbling buildings, probably disease. Finding food may be a challenge. Think about it. And mom, you looked ridiculous in your ET garb.

Caesar, I hope your wonderful Maria is actually real, but with most people, including strangers, wondering if you are being catfished, maybe keep that in mind. Does Maria ever ask you how you are doing, how you spend your days, whether you are angry, hurting, etc. She just calls you 'husband'. How many other 'husbands' does she have on the hook? If she doesn't show, hang up the phone, erase her contact information. Stop paying.

Forgot Tim and Jeniffer. No connection there at all. No attraction. Give the eye mask as a gift and do not put them on someone. Ugh. They are just 'off'. The tattoos makes me wonder what sort of 'modelling' work Jeniffer gets. So what is his big secret? Already married, is transitioning, is the other kid's father?  He doesn't have a lot of money, so maybe she thinks he can sell the Ferrari and donate the proceeds to her. Both unlikeable, uneverything.

I don't really think Akini's family is after Benjamin's Benjamins and if they are they will be disappointed.  If they were after money I think they would be more welcoming and kissing up to him instead of giving him the 3rd degree and trying to scare him off.

I think Akini might be willing to settle for him for a green card, if he could pay the bride price and offer him a decent lifestyle in America.

Ben is in no position to bring home a foreign bride who can't work and will cost him tens of thousands in travel, bride price and legal fees.  He needs a wife who can help out with the bills.

So we have chocolate underwear and Trump underwear.  Next week will we see chocolate Trump underwear?

I really don't mind Michael scamming Rebecca.  She is trying to use him as much as he is using her.  I seriously hope the surrogate mother comment was scripted and not really being considered.

I think Jennifer figures out Tim's secret, He is a pussy.  🙂