S09.E16: Meet Rinna Jayne

[dosodog]

I don't have a sister. And even if I had one like Kim, there is NO WAY Rinna would get away with that crap.

 

Edited May 29, 2019 by dosodog

[Steph J]

"She didn't need to be crude, and rude, and disrespectful."

Kim.

Kim. 

You have to know that you've left people thinking the exact same thing about your own behavior many, many times over the years.  Stop throwing rocks at your wall. It's made of glass.

[Grumpbump]

The party cost 15 Birkin bags?  $300,000?

[whydoievencare]

3 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I don't have a sister. And if I had one like Kim, there is NO WAY Rinna would get away with that crap.

And they all accuse Camille of being wishy-washy.  Kyle's a pretty close second.

[brillia79]

Shut up, Denise!

[twilightzone]

On 5/26/2019 at 3:23 PM, langford peel said:

Since LVP has dropped these worthless bitches they have to turn on a different victim. Let’s see...who should we pick.

I know the rich one who invited them to Hawaii.

Not the one that dumped the dog or the one set up a bus trip to Griffith Park or the one who   can’t get her boom box to work when she is “singing.”

Good Plan.

But Camille did flip flop and changed her story when it came to LVP.  She said she was hurt with the wedding snub and said things about LVP that weren't very flattering.  But then tells a different story to People Magazine.  So, I can see why her sincerity is being questioned. I'm sure LVP questioned it as well after watching the show.

Edited May 29, 2019 by twilightzone

[tinaw]

Denise Richards F'ing R-O-C-K-S

Love, Love,Love her

[KungFuBunny]

Wow...Kim fried all her brain cells

Edited May 29, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Shut up, Denise!

I agree! And I like Denise. I can’t  believe they have drudged up bunnygate again! 

[mwell345]

If the absence of LVP means a trip down memory lane with Kim Richards, all I can say is Come Back LVP!!!!

Oh good grief - Brandi next week.  Seriously, come back LVP! I’m begging you.

[Drumpf1737]

3 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

Kyle's daughter is self sufficient? She has an overpaid job at her stepfather's company. That is the antithesis of self sufficient!

It's a heck of a lot better than "modeling" , being a co-host on E! / Bravo, or hanging around your parents' reality show [shrug]. I think it's really interesting that of all the RH shows the ones with jobs are the ones with the most money--coincidence?

Rinna is still pissed about Kim's comments regarding Harry Hamlin. I can't blame her; I just wish she'd execute her shade better.

Edited May 29, 2019 by Drumpf1737

[Callaphera]

Not gonna lie, I laughed like a loon at Dorit and not for mean reasons. So props to whoever wrote Dorit's one good joke this season about her being the fashionista cat, Erika being the exotic cat, and Camille being the... stray cat. Delivered like a champ while wearing the CHA and NEL earrings! What more could I ask for when rolling on two different painkillers and whatever they give you at the dentist to knock you out? 

[Bronzedog]

Kyle- “Fuck my life”.  Umm, yeah Kyle.  We all feel your pain.

[Pickles]

It didn't look like there were 500 people at that party.

[nexxie]

Someone should’ve dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West LVP - she’d be fun to parody!

[langford peel]

I know if I go to a party I demand that the hostess tell me that her sister was going to be there.

Doesn't she know who I am?

[chewycandy]

I liked Erika’s glee at seeing PK and Dorit.

Denise: “I’m sorry your feelings were hurt, Kim.” Kim: “my feelings weren’t hurt.” Kim in TH: “I was so hurt by that.”

I thought Kyle looked great in her getup; of course she had to make it about her on her daughter’s bday...”I can’t believe I have a thirty year old!” 

[chenoa333]

2 hours ago, Jel said:

I'm still dying to know what Kim meant when she said "let's say what you don't want out there." 

I'm a little bitter that I still don't know.  I hold curiosity grudges.

How could "it" NOT be out there? This is Hollywood/L.A./Land of Scandalicious!

Kim is FOS or, it's probably nothing even close to juicy gossip. And I personally don't care about HH or Rinna.

Give me some dirt on Teddi or Kyle or Camille "pernicious, machevelian" Grammer and I'm in!

[Gem 10]

19 hours ago, queenjen said:

Which is the greatest of Kyle's many many fears this week, I wonder? 

Her boobs falling out of that too tight bunny outfit she keeps pulling up.

[AuntiePam]

41 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

A technician would NEVER discuss results from a mammogram with the patient. That is up to the doctor, and once the entire thing is done. They might say they want to take more films, but they don't say what is on the films.

Also, I'm told that they're not even supposed to say "Everything will be fine", as this technician did. 

I won't fault Kyle for being over-emotional -- some people are like that, they just can't help it. 

I will fault her for wearing tight, low-cut outfits, which are obviously uncomfortable.  If you have to keep pulling and tugging at your clothes, that's all people see - the pulling and tugging. 

[esco1822]

I dislike Rinna so intensely and for so many reasons but perhaps her worst crime ever is making me take the side of Kim Richards. Not even just because Kyle asked for no drama that night but because, get over yourself and climb out of Erika’s ass. When “Erika” asked if Kim wanted her to pass a message along to Rinna, my eyes rolled into the back of my head. Also, I really enjoy Denise but she needs to mind her own business. I’m sure Rinna didn’t tell the most unbiased story about their history. That moment with Eden—talk about Cunty!

[Callaphera]

I'm not saying this show needs LVP - I don't think the show needs anyone (but I think some of them need the show). But if this is how it's gonna be, I'm gonna need these HoWives to real quick find a new -Gate and hopefully one that they're divided 50/50 on because watching Kyle anxiety all over the place and Teddi be Teddi all over the place (this week, I wished that she got stuck on the top of the ferris Farrah Wheel and they forgot about her until they took it down and she accidentally got packed in the Truck O' Attractions and got shipped out to some six year old's birthday party in another city because there's always a brat with a cold at the birthday party and then there's a chance she would catch the cold and then she would be stuck in bed recovering for at least one episode's worth of filming) was a bit dull. 

*takes a deep breath*

Some really good painkillers, y'all.

Edited May 29, 2019 by Callaphera
so good that I forgot to end my sentence

[langford peel]

10 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I'm not saying this show needs LVP - I don't think the show needs anyone (but I think some of them need the show). But if this is how it's gonna be, I'm gonna need these HoWives to real quick find a new -Gate and hopefully one that they're divided 50/50 on because watching Kyle anxiety all over the place and Teddi be Teddi all over the place 

That’s the thing. These worthless bitches are so lame they need to import the drug addled human dumpster fire Kim Richards to give the show life. Then they are going to import tampon receptacle Brandi Glanville to breath life into another lame ass episode. 

Seriously Satan Andy where’s Taylor? Maybe she can force her new husband to kill himself or something to give you a little juice.

They have to reach back for blasts from the past because they are the lamest of the lame.  

Edited May 29, 2019 by langford peel

[Gem 10]

1 hour ago, whydoievencare said:

Denise is so rabid about telling everyone about sexual stuff - I'm not sure why she feels the need to overshare about it.  Aaron didn't seem pleased that she blabbed to the other HW on the camping trip about his Happy Ending.  She's very pushy about it - I find it as unappealing as someone wanting to push their religious beliefs at me.

Denise was pretty feisty tonight with Kim.  Uncalled for.  I may be the only one, but I don’t care for Denise or Teddy.  They have a bit of wise ass in them.

[Rhetorica]

I just cannot stand Dorit.  She's nearly as shady as Rinna... 

[Gem 10]

2 hours ago, Jel said:

I'm still dying to know what Kim meant when she said "let's say what you don't want out there." 

I'm a little bitter that I still don't know.  I hold curiosity grudges.

Hmmm.. what about Harry?  I haven’t watched in awhile.

[ridethemaverick]

28 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Shut up, Denise!

I'm so sick of hearing 20 bleeps every episode because she doesn't know any other words but fuck or fucking. I curse, too, obviously, but enough already. She's inarticulate and has the nerve to be boring on top of it.

[goofygirl]

Totally with you on the FARRAH WHEEL Calaphera!  I even went one or two past you, thinking it'd be funny if they ALL got stuck! And I'm not even on painkillers! Hope you feel better soon.

The brain trust is probably REALLY gonna give Camille the what-for when her freaking house burns down in the fire.  I can JUST imagine how sympathetic they'll be since they were so sweet about her after her wedding.

[njbchlover]

54 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

Who put less efort into their costume, Kim or Erika? Its a toss up. Why does Rinna think Kyle needs to inform her of anything? 

Not for nothing, but it's a birthday party for Kyle's daughter AND Kim's niece.  There's a very good chance that Farrah's aunts (either one or both) will be there.  Even Rinna cannot be that stupid to not assume that could happen!  

44 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I think Kyle looks good in her Playboy Bunny costume.  Wow!

The Ferris wheel excess is what I look for in these shows.  (Not all the fighting.) 😜

Kyle really knows how to throw a great party - plus, we get to see Glenn, the party planner who's been doing her parties for years!!  (P.S. - He looked really good - he dropped a whole lot of weight!)  

[mbaywife123]

Good grief Kim, we have already said "good day" to you.

Go climb back over the cement guardrail into to woods to nowhere and do not come back thru the bushes in your sisters yard for a "filming" opportunity.

[chenoa333]

38 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

The party cost 15 Birkin bags?  $300,000?

WHAT?!!? I'm not taking sides on the LVP vs The World. But one thing I respect and admire about LVP, is her dedication and compassion for animals and putting hundreds of thousands of dollars into animal rescue/welfare. 

None of these other bitches do $hit to follow the mantra of giving back to society in appreciation of your riches. And Rinna doing a once a year soup kitchen thing for homeless doesn't matter. Those homeless people are still homeless after their dinner.

[Thumper]

I don't want to see Brandi.  She is why I left this show for a few seasons.  And I'm not very comfortable with Kim, either, even though I think Rinna was wrong tonight.  I just think Kim's emotional/mental health is too fragile -- despite her bravado on TV.  I could be wrong.

[Happy Camper]

20 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Teddi be Teddi all over the place

I will be hearing this in my head and laughing to myself all darn night.  

Thanks @Callaphera for a sleepless night. This will wake me up chuckling until the crack of dawn. Also, my husband will thank you with his "What's so funny?" to me all night long.

[Door County Cherry]

I'm not usually a fan of Dorit but I did love her Camille shade "How did she find a mask to cover both of her faces?"  All of these women are two-faced at a time but Camille gives me whiplash.  I feel like there are times that she says one thing, then says the other and then switches again.  

I also kind of loved Dorit taking on Kym.  It's just all so stupid.  Kym faltered when she said her feelings weren't hurt.  If you want to have righteous indignation, it's a good idea to to at least feign being hurt. 

[Chit Chat]

20 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

When “Erika” asked if Kim wanted her to pass a message along to Rinna, my eyes rolled into the back of my head.

That was pretty dumb.  She's desperately trying to be EJ.  Sigh.  Rinna needs to STFU about everything.

39 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

But LVP chose to make it about herself and play the hurt victim, even after Camille extended a personal invite.

LVP politely declined the invitation to Hawaii because she knew that there would be tension between her and the other ladies.  She didn't want anything to spoil Camille's big day.  I don't blame her for not going.  Camille is talking out of both sides of her mouth.  One minute she's okay with LVP's decision, but the next minute she's ragging on her with the other ladies.  She is not a true friend.

[Gem 10]

58 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

How much time went by since Camille's wedding - why isn't she on her Honeymoon? Where's the husband

Playing golf.  He had a nightmare that he had a prostate exam.

[njbchlover]

37 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

I liked Erika’s glee at seeing PK and Dorit.

Denise: “I’m sorry your feelings were hurt, Kim.” Kim: “my feelings weren’t hurt.” Kim in TH: “I was so hurt by that.”

I thought Kyle looked great in her getup; of course she had to make it about her on her daughter’s bday...”I can’t believe I have a thirty year old!” 

That speech was amazing (I'm surprised we didn't hear Mauricio say that!!) - but not in a good way.

It was filled with "I's"....I can't believe I have a 30 year old, I'm so excited to have a wonderful daughter, I, I, I......how about talking about Farrah - the actual birthday girl (who looked gorgeous, by the way - in fact, Kyle and all her daughters looked beautiful!) 

[ivygirl]

1 hour ago, FlyingEgret said:

Why does Kim have to sneak through the bushes to get to her sister's party???

8 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

Good grief Kim, we have already said "good day" to you.

Go climb back over the cement guardrail into to woods to nowhere and do not come back thru the bushes in your sisters yard for a "filming" opportunity.

LOL I need to get quicker because this is precisely what I was going to say, when I saw FlyingEgret’s post on the last page 🤣

So enjoy this random Hand Salad GIF

 

[princelina]

7 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Is Rinna’s whole beef with LVP stemmed from LVP allegedly encouraging her to talk about Yolanda having Munchausen’s and wanting Yolanda’s illness to be the storyline? 

I’m trying to understand why years later she’d want the “united front against LVP.”

Because LVP made her pay for that with her "British humor" for the next season or two.  Looks like Rinna can hold a long grudge too!

1 hour ago, Happy Camper said:

The other obviously suspicious "making nice" scheme is Kyle making up with her nemesis Brandi.

I mean, c'mon. Do they really think that we are that stupid. I'm insulted by this bullshit.

We're supposed to believe that on a day she's having a huge party, Miss Anxiety is off running errands with Rinna 🙄

38 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Denise: “I’m sorry your feelings were hurt, Kim.” Kim: “my feelings weren’t hurt.” Kim in TH: “I was so hurt by that.”

And Denise:  "So what's the problem then?"  HA!  Kim - we no longer have to care about your feelings; you're not on the show anymore.  And stop messing with your face.

[Thumper]

I'm not blind to LVP's issues (not a fan of how she treated Eileen), but honestly -- a destination wedding in Hawaii -- with people who are out to get her????  I wouldn't go. Camille needs to understand that.  It's a loooong way to go with no one to hang out with.  Ugh. 

[mbaywife123]

2 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

LOL I need to get quicker because this is precisely what I was going to say, when I saw FlyingEgret’s post on the last page 🤣

So enjoy this random Hand Salad GIF

 

No turtles were harmed in this bare hand tossed chicken salad.

[njbchlover]

If the ladies were so pissed at Camille for an article in a gossip magazine (here we go again - "who gave that story to the press" will come next!), just wait until they find out that Camille went to the opening party for LVP's Vegas restaurant!!  

As someone mentioned upthread, it was very interesting to see Kyle being so quiet and not chiming in against Camille in the shuttle back to the airport.  Kyle already has burnt one bridge with LVP - I think she got smart and decided to keep her mouth shut this time.

One more thing - how far up Erika's ass is Rinna willing to crawl?  That costume was the ultimate "homage" to Erika's ego/alter-ego, but those contact lenses were freaking me out.  I hate those things!! 

Rinna is just kissing up to Erika because she thinks that Erika could be the new queen bee of RHOBH. 

[ridethemaverick]

8 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

That speech was amazing (I'm surprised we didn't hear Mauricio say that!!) - but not in a good way.

It was filled with "I's"....I can't believe I have a 30 year old, I'm so excited to have a wonderful daughter, I, I, I......how about talking about Farrah - the actual birthday girl (who looked gorgeous, by the way - in fact, Kyle and all her daughters looked beautiful!) 

I wonder if her daughters notice it too. All I could think about during her speech was how many times she said I but Farrah's face didn't give anything away. If I were Kyle's daughter, I feel like I'd have a bet or drinking game on nights like that. "Every time Mom says 'I or me', take a shot." 

[mbaywife123]

So this week we get the return of Rum Rasin and next week week we get the return of HPV. Ugh!

[Gem 10]

24 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I don't want to see Brandi.  She is why I left this show for a few seasons.  And I'm not very comfortable with Kim, either, even though I think Rinna was wrong tonight.  I just think Kim's emotional/mental health is too fragile -- despite her bravado on TV.  I could be wrong.

Yep.  Kim was very fragile.  You know this franchise is in trouble when Kim and Brandi come on again.

[breezy424]

1 hour ago, Thumper said:

Wow; at my clinic you go home after the mammo.  If you get a call, that's not good -- back for more intensive mammos.  If you get a letter or email, you are in the clear. Have never spoken directly with the radiologist!  Guess it pays to be a celebrity on TV.

I have had the doctor talk to me right after results.  Everything was fine.  I've also had a tech tell me after the mammogram was read by a radiologist.  Everything was fine.  There are some places (seemingly more and more) that give you the results right away.  Good thing.

[RealHousewife]

12 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I'm not blind to LVP's issues (not a fan of how she treated Eileen), but honestly -- a destination wedding in Hawaii -- with people who are out to get her????  I wouldn't go. Camille needs to understand that.  It's a loooong way to go with no one to hang out with.  Ugh. 

Exactly! It would be torture-not like she could make an appearance and then go home. 

[Callaphera]

35 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Totally with you on the FARRAH WHEEL Calaphera!  I even went one or two past you, thinking it'd be funny if they ALL got stuck! And I'm not even on painkillers! Hope you feel better soon.

Nah, Rinna and Erika can get back to the ground because if I had to live through Puppy-Gate, I could do with some Pat the Pussy-Gate and have Rinna run around impersonating Erika in the worst ways. That sounds like way more fun than "Who sold a story to Radar Online?"

[mbaywife123]

Did Erika not get that Rinna was totally trolling her with whole Erika Jane costume and persona?

[thesupremediva1]

Kim Richards is śtill incapable of taking responsibility for anything at all.

Rinna is still starting drama and earning her paycheck.

The best they have is flashing back to Amsterdam 4 YEARS AGO and bringing back Brandi?