whydoievencare

Well, that's true. But I'm sure in his mind he has the most extra style of anyone.

And for Schwartz to get a loan? To pay rent to Sandoval? What a pig of a "friend".

I thought Michelle's comment about hoping Kristin isn't pregnant because "we don't need more of her" was incredibly nasty. She seems like a particularly sour person. I do like Nia and her husband Dan. They seem like a good couple and I feel for her that she's having such difficulties emotionally. I really hope she does look for some help.

Sandoval keeps re-writing history, as does Rachel. He's such a petulant child, his voice is a constant whine. He still takes no responsibility for anything. He has absolutely no depth. He's all style and no substance. Loved James going after him - kind of a hit and run. But spot on.

I'm being shallow but Zack's hair is atrocious. It looks he has a baseball cap on with the brim flipped up. In what world would anyone consider it a good look?

I think Schwartz was happy to use Jo for the past 18 months. She has feelings for him that he doesn't reciprocate but wasn't going to be honest about it. I think Jo is an awkward person and may have trouble reading other people to some degree, but Schwartz was sending the wrong signals - he is such a smarmy, insincere fuck. Sandoval is a serial cheater - he always has someone lined up to go to instead of ending one relationship and then looking for someone else. I hate it when these two are on the screen. On TV, there's a clip of Lala saying something like: "I've never seen anyone get cheated on and suddenly become god". She's referring to Ariana of course, but really, while Ariana's the one who got cheated on, it's Lala who has become god. She knows all, she sees all. She never sees anything from another friend's point of view. She says one thing to their face and then speaks badly of them behind their back.

Brittany's mouth has now entered muppet territory. Not attractive. Same with the mega-boobs which start at her chin and go to her waist. Both Jax and Brittany are so disingenuous about Alex being invited - I'm sure Jax does it to stir up shit. And then acts surprised that shit WAS stirred up. (And while I was thrilled that Jax slammed Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules - I think Jax is a slimeball in every way.)

Sure, I get that.

No, I'm definitely not siding with Jax. Just enjoying Tom Sandoval being castigated by anyone. Because it's deserved.

ACTING!!! (TM Master Thespian, SNL)

I'm totally enjoying Jax going off on Sandoval.

Tom Sandoval just says the words, there is no actual meaning or sincerity behind them. Yay for Katie not accepting his "apology". Tom clearly thinks there's been enough time between the shit hitting the fan and now - he's done enough "grovelling". What a pig. He and Schwartz deserve each other.

Different actors.

I thought Dorit hesitated and then said yes. As if it was easier to agree with Andy's question than say it was about Kyle and reap the repercussions of that admission! Andy should have/could have posed an open ended question instead. I think Dorit genuinely thought she and Kyle were friends and Kyle tried her best to show that they were not.

For Kyle, Erika and Dorit - if something didn't happen to them/affect them - it's trivial. Example: Lisa Vanderpump's brother commits suicide - Kyle's response was to tell her something like "we're all dealing with stuff". Kyle's friend commits suicide - everyone must be supportive. Kyle yells at everyone to "be honest". However she doesn't want to talk about personal stuff - "people are being mean to me to bring it up". Erika swearing at Garcelle's son - those three laugh about it. When Garcelle says she doesn't trust them around her children - Dorit (who constantly trots out her PTSD when it's convenient) tells her - "that was over a year ago!" Kyle doesn't want to discuss her personal life (unless it makes her look good or be the innocent victim), but then complains that people didn't call her to ask how she was. You can't win with these women.