Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[Kangatush]

On ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 12:54 PM, Scout Finch said:

It was difficult because there were so many shirtless overly-tattooed men over there to choose from. I think the one who says he is a Son of Odin (white supremacist) is my favorite. 

Start questioning them on their most unique hiding places to smuggle goods, and their recipes for prison chow.  If you want to narrow down the field of course.

[Kangatush]

I demand that we meet Stephanie.  I can understand the allure of finding a delusional man that will treat you like a goddess, but just looking at Clint makes me feel itchy.

[cooksdelight]

1 hour ago, Kangatush said:

Start questioning them on their most unique hiding places to smuggle goods

I saw a report about a man who was arrested when he tried to smuggle heroin up under his toupee. LOL, it looked like he had a hedgehog sitting on his head.

I want to see Stephanie too! Maybe they can get the same hotel lobby confrontation scene ala Sarah and Megan.

[PityFree]

 She thinks that giant sport is a coke spoon. OK.

[cooksdelight]

Lizzie thinks a salad spoon is a crack spoon!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Is she really that stupid???

Lamar thinks Andrea the Mormon is going to be OK with everyone smoking pot? Is he that stupid? Yes, as I’ve been saying all along, he and Lizzie belong together.

Michael is stupid for thinking he can just go wherever he wants. Not accepting any responsibility for his actions whatsoever.

Clint is stupid for not blocking Stephanie from his phone. 

Everyone tonight is STUPID!!!

[LucyEth]

Meghan:  My boyfriend's wife is having another baby.  Do you hear yourself you moron?

Edited July 20, 2019 by LucyEth

[Mrs. Hanson]

11 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Meghan:  My boyfriend's wife is having another baby.  Do you hear yourself you moron?

And Andrea:  He understands perfectly how you feel:  He just doesn't care.  Andrea may come off as likeable because she is LDS, whatever, but she is just as bad as Megan with this delusional crap.

19 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 She thinks that giant sport is a coke spoon. OK.

I have spoons just like that - I use them for serving salad but Lizzie you be you.  

"Michael picked the name" - why does he get any say in anything?  He seems stoned.  "Hey....hi" is the most dull flat tone ever.  He KNEW she was calling, you would think he would pep a little.

If I never hear the word "on tether" again I will be pleased.

Here comes the fistfight!!!

Edited July 20, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[toodles]

18 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

Lizzie thinks a salad spoon is a crack spoon!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Is she really that stupid???

Lamar thinks Andrea the Mormon is going to be OK with everyone smoking pot? Is he that stupid? Yes, as I’ve been saying all along, he and Lizzie belong together.

Michael is stupid for thinking he can just go wherever he wants. Not accepting any responsibility for his actions whatsoever.

Clint is stupid for not blocking Stephanie from his phone. 

Everyone tonight is STUPID!!!

Everyone tonight is more stupid than usual.  I think you forgot the last part.😁😁

[Elizzikra]

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"Michael picked the name" - why does he get any say in anything?  He seems stoned.  "Hey....hi" is the most dull flat tone ever.  He KNEW she was calling, you would think he would pep a little.

What is the baby's name? I couldn't understand what the hell Michael was saying in response to Meghan's question.

[toodles]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

What is the baby's name? I couldn't understand what the hell Michael was saying in response to Meghan's question.

Rayne.

[toodles]

I cracked up when I saw that Clint and Tracie were staying at Terribles.  That's a long walk to the Strip from there.  It's a $29.95 room kind of place.  

This hotel/casino is well named.  But on the other hand, Clint and Tracie are their clientele so they will fit right in.  They would have been better off staying at Hooters.  Same price range, better location.

Why is Clint wearing a travel pillow during the fight?

[cooksdelight]

1 minute ago, toodles said:

It's a $29.95 room kind of place.  

That’s good, since Clint put holes in the bathroom door. 

I noticed Tracie took a small makeup case-type thing in there with her. Must be where she keeps her stash.

As to the travel pillow, I guess he figured Tracie might haul off and hit him so he’s protecting his neck from getting broken??? LOL

Scott ... why does he keep throwing away expensive rings?

I was LMAO at him in those baggy old man shorts and socks on the beach.

[jumper sage]

21 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

Scott ... why does he keep throwing away expensive rings?

Ok everyone, here is what we are going to do.  We are going to get someone on production and then find out when and where Scott will have yet another ring.  We split the proceeds.

[HorrrGoodnight]

WHY is Scott wearing socks on the beach?????

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

"Michael picked the name" - why does he get any say in anything?  He seems stoned.  "Hey....hi" is the most dull flat tone ever.  He KNEW she was calling, you would think he would pep a little.

Is her name pretty girl?  PG? PG2?  

17 minutes ago, jumper sage said:

Ok everyone, here is what we are going to do.  We are going to get someone on production and then find out when and where Scott will have yet another ring.  We split the proceeds.

I have a friend who actively tracks couples having fights in cars so if they throw a ring out the window she can profit.

She'd totally be into this plan.

[RealReality]

48 minutes ago, toodles said:

Oops.

Edited July 20, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

46 minutes ago, toodles said:

Why is Clint wearing a travel pillow during the fight?

Trying to figure out crackhead logic is a fools errand.  He may have thought he could ride a unicorn with it.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Maybe Michael will remember his daughter’s name this time around. 

[JDAlexander]

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Why is Clint wearing a travel pillow during the fight?

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[JDAlexander]

1 hour ago, toodles said:

Why is Clint wearing a travel pillow during the fight?

Oh, THAT'S what that is?  I thought it was one of those rings that people with hemorrhoids sit on.............

[Mrs. Hanson]

15 minutes ago, JDAlexander said:

I am not sure.....these two are "out there" that is for sure.

[Oldcrone]

 Sleezy Lizzie explaining her tats was just too too much. Deuteronomy my ass. More like Boob-erotomy perVERSE 44 DDD “Behold my Done Drug Down boobies!”

[Spike]

I thought Lizzie was Latinx.  But she described herself as black.  Maybe mixed?

[Hannah94]

Jebus, Clint is such a downer that I almost felt sorry for Tracie in this episode. I do have to ask, why does Tracie wear that same shoulder-less shirt in every show? Does she only own one shirt? 

Lizzie is so damn stupid, she has to be reading from a script at this point. The scene with the spoon/spork was too much. Scott is even dumber, throwing the second ring into the ocean. Lord help him. The potato peeler comment was awesome, though.

Marcellino is right - why choose an inmate as a godmother? If something happens to the parents, how exactly is that inmate going to step in and take care of that baby? 

Megan with her "my boyfriend's wife is having their second baby". Damn, girl, I am so embarrassed for you, moron. Sarah's friend seems so centered; how the hell does she put up with Sarah's dumb ass and decisions? I'd have to bail, sorry. 

Andrea and her sister wife comment, lmao. I couldn't stand her and her tantrums in their original season but I am kinda liking her these days. She seems much more intelligent in this go-around. 

[jumper sage]

18 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Marcellino is right - why choose an inmate as a godmother? If something happens to the parents, how exactly is that inmate going to step in and take care of that baby? 

Godparents have no legal rights to anything, unless stated in  a legal document if parents perish.  A godparents duty is to encourage the godchild's religious education and bonus at gift time.

21 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Megan with her "my boyfriend's wife is having their second baby". Damn, girl, I am so embarrassed for you, moron.

She is an idiot!

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

I have a friend who actively tracks couples having fights in cars so if they throw a ring out the window she can profit.

She'd totally be into this plan.

How cool is that!  Will he/she take on a trainee?

[Kangatush]

1 hour ago, jumper sage said:

Godparents have no legal rights to anything, unless stated in  a legal document if parents perish.  A godparents duty is to encourage the godchild's religious education and bonus at gift time.

True.  Back in the day they were usually one and the same, but now you can have different people as godparents and legal guardians.  Still a bit sketchy to have a felon as the moral guide for your child.  I do understand what Brittany is saying though.  It depends on how religious they are.  I don't have god parents, I'm just dandy.  And yes, there were people lined up in case something happened to both my parents while I was a minor.

So the Clint and Tracie airport drinking was obviously a total set up.  Probably because random drinking outside an airport is most likely illegal.  Doesn't look like the pic of the airport in Hobbs ( https://www.leacounty.net/p/departments/public-works/lea-county-airports ) and it was full dark.  It's full light when they're on the plane.  And since they're flying west, it's not even like they can claim it was dawn.  They also didn't have any luggage.

1 hour ago, Hannah94 said:

Jebus, Clint is such a downer that I almost felt sorry for Tracie in this episode. I do have to ask, why does Tracie wear that same shoulder-less shirt in every show? Does she only own one shirt? 

It's the same shirt since supposedly brunch, parole ending, airport drinking, and going to Vegas all happened in the same day.

[OoogleEyes]

Look at that, Lizzie might have a lick of sense 

Michael's job title: "rapper" Mmmkay

Edited July 20, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[Drogo]

Gonna show this to my kids when they ask me what Santa sends kids on the Naughty list.

[HorrrGoodnight]

I don't understand why Tracie keeps asking who Stephanie is when it CLEARLY says in the texts that she's the "new goddess". Duh! 

I especially enjoyed how Andrea kept calling Lamar's brother's house the weed house. 😆 Lamar can't get mad, they literally followed her with their blunts outside even after she claimed she was allergic, and all while bro was apologizing. I think she tried (and failed at) getting along with Lamar's family, and also Andrea's leather pants failed at getting along with several of the camera angles going on in that scene.

Poor little beautiful innocent baby. Those parents provide an uphill battle of San Francisco steepness. I wonder how Sarah feels about side chick receiving pics of her newborn. I'd be DONE!! 😂

[RealReality]

15 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

I don't understand why Tracie keeps asking who Stephanie is when it CLEARLY says in the texts that she's the "new goddess". Duh! 

I especially enjoyed how Andrea kept calling Lamar's brother's house the weed house. 😆 Lamar can't get mad, they literally followed her with their blunts outside even after she claimed she was allergic, and all while bro was apologizing. I think she tried (and failed at) getting along with Lamar's family, and also Andrea's leather pants failed at getting along with several of the camera angles going on in that scene.

Poor little beautiful innocent baby. Those parents provide an uphill battle of San Francisco steepness. I wonder how Sarah feels about side chick receiving pics of her newborn. I'd be DONE!! 😂

I watched a dateline once, and this man have the nerve and gall to bring his side piece to the hospital after his wife gave birth and there are pictures of this woman holding the child 

I was just like "shit, if this was MY dateline, I surely know that Keith Morrison would be smooth talking about me killing two motherfuckers in a damn hospital in front of my newborn"

Also....Andrea is leather pants is the ridiculousness that I live for with this show.

[cooksdelight]

32 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

 I wonder how Sarah feels about side chick receiving pics of her newborn. I'd be DONE!!

Sarah and Megan are in a competition to WIN at all costs. It’s not about whether a life with Michael would be a good one, it’s about being the woman he chooses over the other. It’s sickening to watch.

[Jeanne222]

That Clint is real chick bait!  Who knew!

[configdotsys]

I FF past Brittany and Marcellino because they are boring AF.

I FF past Lizzie and Scott because they are skeevy AF.

Fuck you, Michael. They system didn’t take anything away from you. Whatever restrictions you have are because of your own criminal behavior so give it a rest. “Thank you for giving birth to her”? I hate this mush bullshit and talk about making it up to her and getting all teary. I’m sure he felt that way about the first kid but what did he do? Chose a life of crime and messing around, so give me a break.

Same for Sarah, “Woe is me. I have to deliver a second kid with no dad here and it’s embarrassing.” Um, hello? These are the choices you have made so deal with it, stop whining and prepare to do this again in the future.

Sending a pic of the baby to Megan? LOL. She’s gonna be real interested in that. I couldn’t understand half of what Michael said to her on the phone. 

Lamar is never going to be a 9-5, go to work, come home, have dinner with the fam and play board games while drinking lemonade. These two need to split and get on with their lives.

LOL! I paused and read the texts between Clint and WHOISSHE!?!?!. Sounds like he trashed Tracie to her. Tracie's “You were sexting! You were sexting! You were sexting with her!” had her sounding like Carrie’s mother or something. Can’t wait to see the rest of that. Oh, and mama Clint will get a bill on her cc for Clinty beating up the door.

Edited July 20, 2019 by configdotsys
LOL. Lamar and the Mrs. need to split, not spit. Although I guess they can do that too.

[kacesq]

52 minutes ago, RealReality said:

I watched a dateline once, and this man have the nerve and gall to bring his side piece to the hospital after his wife gave birth and there are pictures of this woman holding the child 

I was just like "shit, if this was MY dateline, I surely know that Keith Morrison would be smooth talking about me killing two motherfuckers in a damn hospital in front of my newborn"

Also....Andrea is leather 

Edited July 20, 2019 by kacesq
figured out how to edit emojis

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, toodles said:

I cracked up when I saw that Clint and Tracie were staying at Terribles.  That's a long walk to the Strip from there.  It's a $29.95 room kind of place.  

This hotel/casino is well named.  But on the other hand, Clint and Tracie are their clientele so they will fit right in.  They would have been better off staying at Hooters.  Same price range, better location.

Why is Clint wearing a travel pillow during the fight?

Oh, wasn't that precious? And with all the labels still hanging off it. 

I'm sure it was great fun for all the other guests at that fine establishment to be treated to Clint and Tracie's screaming fight. They probably didn't realize that entertainment was provided! 

Clint and Tracie both look so grubby and dirty. I can only imagine the smell they give off. Sweat, old sneakers, unwashed towels, cheap perfume, Juicy Fruit gum, gin.  

53 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Poor little beautiful innocent baby. Those parents provide an uphill battle of San Francisco steepness. I wonder how Sarah feels about side chick receiving pics of her newborn. I'd be DONE!! 😂

Right? Talk about tacky.  And it suddenly dawns on Michael that he's a husband and father, with responsibilities. Curse this evil system that keeps a man from his family! Oh wait...

Brittany yapping about wanting her felon bestie to be her child's godmother was rich. Like she's religious. And Sasha is an appropriate person to be charged with her child's spiritual and religious education. From prison. 

[SevenCostanza]

What was Clint's problem when they first got to Vegas?  I felt kind of bad for Tracie too.  She was trying to have fun  and he was miserable.  I got the feeling he might need a fix. 

Oh so now Andrea doesn't like that Lamar is acting like a "gang banger" but last season she could barely hide her smile every time she told someone "He's a Crip".  

Lizzie and Scott are really bad actors, I ff through most of their segments. 

Marcelino and Brittany are kind of boring, I think it's pretty ridiculous that Marcelino wants full custody of Brittany's son, especially since his real father is very active in his life.  Hopefully the fight lives up to the hype.

Meaghan is ridiculous.  I can barely understand anything Michael says.  The baby is cute.

[configdotsys]

2 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

What was Clint's problem when they first got to Vegas?  I felt kind of bad for Tracie too.  She was trying to have fun  and he was miserable.  I got the feeling he might need a fix. 

I think we were supposed to believe that he was all twisted up because he was feeling bad about "chatting" with someone else behind Tracie's back, coupled with their last experience in Vegas: "MOTHERFUCKIN' CRACK!" I guess he was not happy to be returning to the scene of the crime.

[Spike]

38 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

I think we were supposed to believe that he was all twisted up because he was feeling bad about "chatting" with someone else behind Tracie's back, coupled with their last experience in Vegas: "MOTHERFUCKIN' CRACK!" I guess he was not happy to be returning to the scene of the crime.

I don’t think the crack night occurred in Vegas but in Texas because it was the night she was released and they drove to the motel.  I also remember hearing this would be her first visit to Vegas.

I think Clint is salty because he has buyer’s remorse about choosing the wrong goddess.  He is not guilty about Stephanie, he regrets not picking her.

[bichonblitz]

Marcellino's mom for the win. 

[sempervivum]

Oooo, I hope we get to see what Stephanie looks like! I did feel (slightly) sorry for Tracie last night. Clint had me fooled into believing he was so crazy/stupid in love with her that he wouldn't look at anyone else. And yes, that whole 'I feel crappy about returning to the scene of the crime' from him made no sense, because Tracie clearly said this would be her first time in Las Vegas. I feel increasingly sorry for Clint's parents, who I suspect will soon be not-wanting-to-meet wife # 4.

Brittney and Marcellino getting all huffy with each other about a choice of godmother also made zero sense. We haven't seen any indication that either one is at all religious, and that's the only thing god parents are involved in, so who cares? They both seem to be trying to upset each other with their stances. Now, Marcellino going over to argue with gangster Tito about Tito's kid? That's also just plain looking for trouble.

So in a few short months Scott is financially recovered enough to buy a $4K ring and then throw it in the ocean when the Lizard rejects it? Please. And the Lizard piously showing us her Bible verse tats while her saggy fun bags hang out of her barely-there dress? Also, please.

At least Dumbo Sarah didn't give in to Mike's suggestion that she Facetime her actual moment of crowning. Although it would have been fun to see Meghan My Queen's reaction to that image.

I like Andrea, and I feel the same as she does about her inlaws, but again, WHY DID SHE MARRY A CRIMINAL??? I hope we get to see Lamar in the wilds of Utah.

I didn't watch season 1, but Garrett found himself a girlfriend who's as good looking as he is, and apparently willing to put up with him, so good on him. Johnna, good luck with your impossible dream (Bad Boy Who Wants to be Controlled).

Next season: so far, looks like a bunch of fame whores (as I think I've posted before). 

[Elizzikra]

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We split the proceeds.

And then hit McDonald's for the dollar menu?

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We haven't seen any indication that either one is at all religious, and that's the only thing god parents are involved in, so who cares? 

Not necessarily. I'm not religious at all and I have a goddaughter. Her parents are fairly observant in their faith. Their daughter has two sets of godparents and the other set is more religously oriented. We joke that I'm the makeup and shopping godmother but they really chose me as someone that would always support and love their daughter throughout her life, without necessarily any religious involvement. We discussed it when they asked me. 

I am also her guardian should something happen to her parents but that was a separate discussion. I think it's pretty common for guardians to not actually be godparents.

In short, all the titles mean different things to different people. I think Brittany just wanted to recognize Sascha as someone special and important in her life and by extension, in her daughter's life. Sascha can't have much influence or do much harm behind bars so I don't see what the harm is. She doesn't have to be Zoila's only godparent or her legal guardian should something happen to Brittany and/or Marcellino.

[MakingBacon]

If I was Tracie, I would forget about Stephanie and be pissed about staying at Terribles. It’s not even in Las Vegas nor near the strip. I guess it was the only place that would comp the rooms for publicity. 

I can believe I am saying this but I actually agree with Andrea. I don’t do drugs, don’t hang around people who do drugs and am not spending time in a house were people are smoking out. I would have left as well. I would be pissed if anyone brought me to that situation knowing how I feel about it. I also don’t buy that Lamar wants the family life with Andrea and the kids. I think that sounded great while in prison but not so much once he was released. At least Lamar’s brother seemed to get that Andrea was uncomfortable and was apologetic about her discomfort but Lamar seemed to not get why this was a big deal to Andrea. 

Maybe it’s just me but I sometimes feel like Brittany misses her old life. I am just not buying the happy homemaker act. I also don’t feel like there is any real love because Brittany and Marcellino. 

[LucyEth]

15 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Maybe Michael will remember his daughter’s name this time around. 

LOL, I always thought he called Aviana pretty girl because he didn't know or could not pronounce her name.  

Idiot Michael sends "his girlfriend" Meghan my fool the baby's picture and she is not too happy.  Yeah Meggy, just a reminder the man has a wife and 2 children.  

[LucyEth]

11 minutes ago, MakingBacon said:

Maybe it’s just me but I sometimes feel like Brittany misses her old life. I am just not buying the happy homemaker act. I also don’t feel like there is any real love because Brittany and Marcellino. 

I agree and great selection of a Godmother for her child a woman in prison because she is responsible for the murder of 2 people.  

I really like Marcellino's mother, she seems very sensible and helpful

Edited July 20, 2019 by LucyEth
changed death to murder

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

Sarah and Megan are in a competition to WIN at all costs. It’s not about whether a life with Michael would be a good one, it’s about being the woman he chooses over the other. It’s sickening to watch.

Megan ain't done - she is going to be the one to deliver Mikey Jr to him......mark my words.

[Tatortot]

On 7/14/2019 at 2:10 AM, Scout Finch said:

Info about the different counts against her and her sentencings. Type "1215035" into the Offender ID field: https://ofdsearch.doc.nv.gov/form.php

Clearly, I have too much free time because out of curiosity I'm looking at ones in my state. I MUST find a Michael of my own so I can be his queen!

It says her parole date on there is 6/12/19  what????      She committed this crime in 2013?    But she said she has been out for a while?     I am really confused.

[Tatortot]

On 7/14/2019 at 1:53 AM, Scout Finch said:

Me too, so I went and found another article: 

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2013/jan/10/details-emerge-double-slaying-apartment-complex/

Oh, and... 

https://writeaprisoner.com/inmates/sasha-williams-1215035/penpal

After I snarkily rewrote in my head what she says she's looking for, I saw over on the sidebar that she's been incarcerated since 2015. How can that be?

none of this is adding up

[Spike]

Lamar was inside for 20 years and it seems his maturity level was frozen at 22.  He still wants to drink and do drugs, keep late hours, and has the pie in the sky dream of making it as a rapper.  Look in the mirror.  You are a bald chubby middle aged guy.  He is going to end up back in prison for another long stint because his decisionmaking is not that of an adult.

Edited July 20, 2019 by Spike

[RealReality]

4 hours ago, SevenCostanza said:

What was Clint's problem?  

This feels like a trick question.  LOL, just kidding 🤣

[toodles]

6 hours ago, Drogo said:

Gonna show this to my kids when they ask me what Santa sends kids on the Naughty list.

Stop it!!  You're scaring me.