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Is anyone surprised that June blew Alana’s earnings because of her “a-deek-shun?” She uses that excuse anytime she gets cornered with another of her lies. The question is not why she did it, the question is why does here family keep letting her into their lives. And yes, Justin needs to shed that tacky joory he wears around his neck. He’s no “King.”

Dear Amber and Trent, We all know you are sexually active. Your kids know, probably your neighbors too. Please. Just. Stop. Sincerely, The World

lol! And we all know he meant to say “self- defecation!” Because he was sitting there like a lying sack of, well, self-defecation! 😂😂😂

Don't forget when trainer Will found a half eaten cookie in the floorboard of her car and she felt he should praise her for not eating the whole cookie.

Hey everybody—did you know Jess went to medical school for 3.5 years?

Where do you think he would have learned that? Remember Vannessa walking around naked outside at the glamp camp?

I liked this show when it started as “Too Large.” It may not have been total reality, but it was closer to the truth than this hot mess. Vannessa and Jacob were picking up recycling on the side of the road just for money to pay for a meal (a very unhealthy meal at that), Meghan was doing what she could do to lose weight and no longer need to drag an oxygen tank everywhere. Now they’ve brought in 2 more “girls” (I hate it when they call their group “my girls”), they are all unemployed and act like they don’t have a care in the world, Vannessa is living in a very nice home in a nice neighborhood and they all take trips and go to “retreats” together. I would have more respect for the show if they just came out and said “TLC is paying for us to take a trip to a spa, how about it?” And “the show put us up in this great house because I don’t have a pot to piss in.” And please quit with the f bombs. I’m no prude but every other word is bleeped and that really gets tiresome after awhile.

You're assuming she flushes........you may be giving her too much credit.

The bathroom scene with Tina on the toilet and Meghan peeing in the bathtub is about the end of the line for me. Pee pads on the floor? And not only did Meghan not rinse out the tub, but I didn't see Tina handing her any toilet paper, either. Between the gross bathroom behaviors, the lazy boyfriends, the whining about losing weight and the bleeping of every other word, this show is not inspiring, funny, entertaining or informative. When someone loses their job and then contemplates staying at a resort to get their head straight, they no longer deserve my support or my pity.

How DARE “Proctor” tell Meghan the truth and hold her accountable! And, according to Meghan via the bathroom tantrum, “he didn’t take credit for his part in this.” What a spoiled, whiny child Meghan has become. She needs to grow up and get back on track or call it a day and leave the show. She’s not even the least bit tolerable anymore.

Seems like it was a birthday celebration for Meghan and then her boyfriend surprised her by proposing. Or something like that. I initially liked Meghan but now she’s just annoying.

You can get drunk faster if you take a swig every time Tori says "like," or "literally."

All of the Monarch songs are on iTunes. Please don't ask me how I know.

There was also belly dancing and thinking she could be a lesbian!

I wish they wouldn't keep dropping F bombs every other word in front of the children. If I'm in another room when the show is on, sometimes all I hear is "bleep, bleep, bleep......"