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Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

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The Mighty Peanut

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5 hours ago, TrixieTrue said:

I really feel for her. She already learned that telling the truth does nothing. She told the court system everything that was going on in the house with Jenelle and UBT. They handed her right back to them. She might be less inclined to tell the truth again. She's already learned once that it doesn't matter. 

I seriously wonder what that judge was thinking. 

Wasn't it implied (wrongly, cruelly, by David) that Maryssa was lying or exaggerating in some way? IIRC the judge went against the recommendation of...everyone...and returned the kids to the home. 

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On 11/8/2019 at 9:32 PM, lovesnark said:

So, who else thinks she has a new soulmate in Tennessee? With the exception of Nathan (because he dumped her), she's never broken up with a soulmate until she has a new one in the wings. I also wonder if UBT got caught cheating? That's they ONLY thing she seems to think is a deal breaker. Beat my kids? Fine. Kill my dog? Fine. Beat me? Fine. Get me fired from my $400k a year job? Fine. But, cheat on me and it's over. How many times has she fake cried and blubbered that he's never cheated on her? There is no way in hell she's taking care of Kaiser and Enchilada by herself. 

On 11/9/2019 at 4:20 PM, Marley said:

If the divorce is real then I think she has someone new in Tennessee. No way she’s just by herself taking care of her own kids lol. If she hasn’t officially got a new soul matte yet she has one in mind.

Thirding this....there must be a new soulmate in Tennessee (or perhaps a former soulmate who she's rebounding with lives there).

9 hours ago, Mkay said:

There are females on his Instagram and Facebook telling him he is hot! Even after reading comments like that and knowing what kind of person he is. (Child abuser, dog killer, etc) Ugh!!

There really should be a "puke face" response on this forum.  Yuck. 

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geauxaway

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Didn’t they recently spend some time in Nashville?  Maybe she sparked with someone there.  All I can say about that is, she is most likely moving onto soulmate #6 and I’m sitting here single for the better part of the last 10 years.  I know, I know....quality over quantity, yadda, yadda, yadda.  🤣
 

Also interesting is that she fled to TN to file there.  Away from her BFF family court judge.  You’d think she would have ran right back to the court that always seems to blindly take her side.  🤔

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2 hours ago, The Mighty Peanut said:

Wasn't it implied (wrongly, cruelly, by David) that Maryssa was lying or exaggerating in some way? IIRC the judge went against the recommendation of...everyone...and returned the kids to the home. 

Yes. Apparently David produced evidence of Whitney (Maryssa's mother) telling the Grandmother that Maryssa was a good liar. However, as far as I know, we never got the context in which that statement was made. 

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lovesnark

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3 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Didn’t they recently spend some time in Nashville?  Maybe she sparked with someone there.  All I can say about that is, she is most likely moving onto soulmate #6 and I’m sitting here single for the better part of the last 10 years.  I know, I know....quality over quantity, yadda, yadda, yadda.  🤣
 

Also interesting is that she fled to TN to file there.  Away from her BFF family court judge.  You’d think she would have ran right back to the court that always seems to blindly take her side.  🤔

In NC, you have to be physically separated for a year before you can file for divorce. Someone on Twitter sleuthed out that you only have to live in TN for 60 days to be considered a resident and they don't have the one year separation rule. 

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geauxaway

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Just now, lovesnark said:

In NC, you have to be physically separated for a year before you can file for divorce. Someone on Twitter sleuthed out that you only have to live in TN for 60 days to be considered a resident and they don't have the one year separation rule. 

Wow!  So does the divorce fall under TN jurisdiction then?  And does it proceed in TN court?   This is very confusing to me because it’s NOT NORMAL.  Who the F just picks up and runs to another state for 2 months to get a quickie divorce???    
 

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Mkay

Mkay

51 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Wow!  So does the divorce fall under TN jurisdiction then?  And does it proceed in TN court?   This is very confusing to me because it’s NOT NORMAL.  Who the F just picks up and runs to another state for 2 months to get a quickie divorce???    
 

Jenelle when she needs her job back, fast! 

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1 hour ago, geauxaway said:

Wow!  So does the divorce fall under TN jurisdiction then?  And does it proceed in TN court?   This is very confusing to me because it’s NOT NORMAL.  Who the F just picks up and runs to another state for 2 months to get a quickie divorce???    
 

You have to be a TN resident for six months to file, normally - you can file immediately, though, if there was abuse. Once you file, there's a mandatory 60 day waiting period before the divorce can go through, 90 days if there are children.  So, in the absence of abuse, it wouldn't really speed things up that much  vs staying in NC & waiting the year to file. 

https://www.divorcenet.com/states/tennessee/tn_faq04

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BitterApple

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3 hours ago, Marley said:

Ppl calling him hot? Omg first off he’s a disgusting abusive loser. Second he’s not hot like at all. Ugh ppl.

I'm not remotely surprised. When Sean did that livestream to complain about Jade not letting him see Khloe, women were leaving comments bashing Jade, telling Sean how handsome he was and asking if he was single. Guy's a deadbeat loser actively doing drugs and women are lining up to be his girlfriend. It never ceases to amaze.

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Mkay

Mkay

52 minutes ago, blondiek237 said:

I’m wondering if she went to TN because if she tells the truth now in NC would she be subjected to perjury charges in the child case?

Since they traveled to a Mingo Falls earlier in October I’ve wondered if she was in the Cherokee, NC/Gatlingburg, TN area.  There’s literally only a mountain between the two cities.  And with Nathan showing up to roller skate/laser tag/bowl there are a ton of places like that in Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg area.  I don’t know how many hours that is from The Land though.  

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DudeLeaveMeAlone

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13 hours ago, Mkay said:

Since they traveled to a Mingo Falls earlier in October I’ve wondered if she was in the Cherokee, NC/Gatlingburg, TN area.  There’s literally only a mountain between the two cities.  And with Nathan showing up to roller skate/laser tag/bowl there are a ton of places like that in Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg area.  I don’t know how many hours that is from The Land though.  

About 6 1/2 hours. NC is a very long state.

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On 11/11/2019 at 4:29 PM, akr said:

You have to be a TN resident for six months to file, normally - you can file immediately, though, if there was abuse. Once you file, there's a mandatory 60 day waiting period before the divorce can go through, 90 days if there are children.  So, in the absence of abuse, it wouldn't really speed things up that much  vs staying in NC & waiting the year to file. 

https://www.divorcenet.com/states/tennessee/tn_faq04

Reminds me of the whole Reno divorce thing from back in the day. You just had to go, establish residency and in less than a few months, you were good to go.

Still side eyeing the hell out of Jenelle for waiting this long and only doing so when money was drying up. 

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Chaos Theory

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On 11/11/2019 at 2:40 PM, Marley said:

Ppl calling him hot? Omg first off he’s a disgusting abusive loser. Second he’s not hot like at all. Ugh ppl.

Even if you forget everything else he is funky looking.   Then again I never cared for the bearded Duck Dynasty look.   I think it makes any guy look dirty.   
 

Forgetting everything else I think Janelle is a pretty enough girl.   It’s her total lack of anything resembling a personality that makes her ugly.  

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1 hour ago, Chaos Theory said:

Even if you forget everything else he is funky looking.   Then again I never cared for the bearded Duck Dynasty look.   I think it makes any guy look dirty.   
 

Forgetting everything else I think Janelle is a pretty enough girl.   It’s her total lack of anything resembling a personality that makes her ugly.  

What does UBT stand for cause i had seen alot of you use to describe him LOL

Christina

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17 minutes ago, Nicmar said:

What does UBT stand for cause i had seen alot of you use to describe him LOL

Uncle Bad Touch. When he was first announced to be with Janelle, he was invited to a Dads aftershow with the other dads. The host asked a question about what they would do if their kid dropped an expensive cell phone, I think, in the toilet, and his answer was "beat her ass." Such a charmer, isn't he? After that, he made several other comments that people feel makes him creepy, like the uncle who you don't want to be around because he makes you so uncomfortable or hugs you uncomfortably.

He's also referred to as Lurch from The Addams Family.

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Mkay

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4 hours ago, Christina said:

Uncle Bad Touch. When he was first announced to be with Janelle, he was invited to a Dads aftershow with the other dads. The host asked a question about what they would do if their kid dropped an expensive cell phone, I think, in the toilet, and his answer was "beat her ass." Such a charmer, isn't he? After that, he made several other comments that people feel makes him creepy, like the uncle who you don't want to be around because he makes you so uncomfortable or hugs you uncomfortably.

He's also referred to as Lurch from The Addams Family.

He also said his porn star name would be Uncle Dave.  

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lovesnark

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On 11/13/2019 at 1:55 PM, Christina said:

Uncle Bad Touch. When he was first announced to be with Janelle, he was invited to a Dads aftershow with the other dads. The host asked a question about what they would do if their kid dropped an expensive cell phone, I think, in the toilet, and his answer was "beat her ass." Such a charmer, isn't he? After that, he made several other comments that people feel makes him creepy, like the uncle who you don't want to be around because he makes you so uncomfortable or hugs you uncomfortably.

He's also referred to as Lurch from The Addams Family.

And, MTV, being the assholes they are, cut that part after it aired the first time. When it was aired again, that whole segment was cut out. They've known what a violent asshole he is since day one, but anything for a buck, right?

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38 minutes ago, Billina said:

Since Jenelle allegedly had her tubes tied, and doesn't have any MTV money coming in in the near future, how exactly does she plan on snaring another soulmate?  I honestly want to know.

There's plenty of bottom-feeding trash out there. If there are sick fucks on UBT's social media calling him hot, Thundercunt must have a slew of "admirers" as well.

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rhofmovalley

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7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

There's plenty of bottom-feeding trash out there. If there are sick fucks on UBT's social media calling him hot, Thundercunt must have a slew of "admirers" as well.

There are a number of "questionable" looking men commenting on her Twitter, calling her "beautiful" and wishing her good morning and good night every day.  I'm sure one of them would leap at the chance to be with their reality TV "star".

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lovesnark

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7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

There's plenty of bottom-feeding trash out there. If there are sick fucks on UBT's social media calling him hot, Thundercunt must have a slew of "admirers" as well.

I think she already has one in TN and that's why she's there. No way in hell she's taking care of Enchilada and Kaiser by herself. 

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Pickles Aplenty

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13 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I think she already has one in TN and that's why she's there. No way in hell she's taking care of Enchilada and Kaiser by herself. 

You're probably right.  Didn't she go to Tennessee, not that long ago?  She probably scoped out Soulmate #7, while she was there (would the next one be Lucky Seven?  I can't keep track).

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lovesnark

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47 minutes ago, Billina said:

You're probably right.  Didn't she go to Tennessee, not that long ago?  She probably scoped out Soulmate #7, while she was there (would the next one be Lucky Seven?  I can't keep track).

Let me see if I can remember them in order....................

1. Andrew (Jace's sperm donor)

2. Keiffer  

3. Can't remember his name, he was way too "normal" for her.

4. Gary

5. Courtland, who was also huzzbin #1

6. Nathan

7. UBT

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Pickles Aplenty

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1 hour ago, lovesnark said:

Let me see if I can remember them in order....................

1. Andrew (Jace's sperm donor)

2. Keiffer  

3. Can't remember his name, he was way too "normal" for her.

4. Gary

5. Courtland, who was also huzzbin #1

6. Nathan

7. UBT

Okay, so we're on #8.  Who will he be?  An even bigger loser than David?  Someone scarier than David?  Since I don't think Jenelle has it in her to choose a stable partner, I shudder to think of the possibilities.

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lovesnark

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25 minutes ago, Billina said:

Okay, so we're on #8.  Who will he be?  An even bigger loser than David?  Someone scarier than David?  Since I don't think Jenelle has it in her to choose a stable partner, I shudder to think of the possibilities.

Anyone who would want to get involved with her would have to be as fucked up as she is or worse. No guy with any morals, character, stability and emotional wellness would want to have a relationship with her. Talking to her for half an hour would be all it would take to scare off the average guy. Especially now. She's had so much horrible press in the last year alone, a quick google search would have most men changing their number and deleting their Tinder profile.

She might find a guy with the Captain Save a Ho complex. She'll spin a heartbreaking tale about how she was trapped in an abusive relationship and how she's been so stressed, dude, that she's had to drink and smoke weed in excess just to get through the day. And, that it made her have esophageal spasms which makes her have to eat xanax, valium, klonopin and every other benzo out there in order to be super mom to her kids😂

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CrazyInAlabama

CrazyInAlabama

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Bet you can't guess who Fox News says is talking to MTV about returning to the show?   Yes, Jenelle, wonder if her next boyfriend will appear too?

Or if she's really still with David, and any changes just last until filming stops?  You know MTV will take her back if they think there's money in it. 

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2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Bet you can't guess who Fox News says is talking to MTV about returning to the show?   Yes, Jenelle, wonder if her next boyfriend will appear too?

Oh my god, I'm so shocked.

That's exactly her plan: ditch David, and make her new leech the focus of her storyline on the show.  MTV can't film David, but Jenelle will talk about how stressed she is over the divorce, dude, and how she needs to get custody of Ensley, dude.  Despite saying this, Jenelle will dump Ensley and the rest of the kids with Barb so she can cavort on a Caribbean beach with New Leech, and wear a bunch of unflattering bikinis, hiked up her ever expanding ass.  When Barb yells at Jenelle for ditching the kids to hang out with her booooyyyfriiieeend, Jenelle will tell Barb to LEAVE HER ALOOOONNE!!!, and the codependency cesspool between mother and daughter will start churning, again.  By next spring, Jenelle and New Leech will be engaged, and Jenelle will sell the wedding pics to TMZ, or US Weekly.  In between all this, David will post scary shit on social media, and probably threaten to murder Jenelle, and New Leech.  He won't face any repercussions for any of it, but he will find a new victim partner, and Jenelle will bitch about what a drug-addled skank this new woman is, and how she doesn't want her to be around Ensley, when really, she will be more hung up on the fact that New Victim is younger and skinnier, than she is.  Oh, and the prefab will continue to slowly sink into the swamp, the dogs and the geese and the chickens will all die, Jenelle will bitch about having to deal with The Land and dividing everything up with David, and New Leech will just sit in the corner and tell Jenelle how amazing she is, because she is his meal ticket, now, and he doesn't want to rock the boat.  END SCENE.

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