90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

10 year long dry spell. OMG

Doing better than Ed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Ewww. He is an expert in massage oil?

I could cheerfully have gone to my grave not knowing that. 

[Leilani]

His shirt is so big it looks like he stole them from one of the peeps in 600 lb life.

[DragonFlyzz]

Boy they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel this season as far as looks are concerned.  There are some seriously ugmo fellas running around loose.  Add to that they’re not too bright.  Loser alert.

[LennieBriscoe]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Oh goody we are engagement ring shopping for a non existent girl.  

Small hands  

He is definitely White Cesar.  

"White Cesar"! Yes!

Please, David, get a room with a balcony for the inevitable sadz!

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Love the closeup of the hair accessories. These producers rock!

I’m thinking we may be wrong. That’s his real hair?

[firefly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cubic zirconia. Perfect.

A gem as real as the woman who will wear it!

[Armchair Critic]

Get out of here with your fake ass Yolanda. The first episode I liked her but c'mon she is 50 not 80, she is not this naive. She probably wanted to be on My 600 Pound Life for weight loss and they put her on this show instead.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wait, she expects us to believe that her parents and friends are not aware of her sexuality??

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Alright, I don't think David has travelled much.  No one should be putting a container of oil into their freaking suitcase.  What could go wrong?

Clearly he didn’t see that “Friends” episode where all Ross’ stolen bottle of shampoo exploded in his travel kit. 

[LookABird]

18 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

All salons are closed here, no mani pedi in my near future. 

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close. I wish there was more we could do other than order takeout from restaurants and make appointments for services in the future.

[Straycat80]

Up next, the Australian Rainbow Brite.  And Where’s Williams?  
 

 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Alright, I don't think David has travelled much.  No one should be putting a container of oil into their freaking suitcase.  What could go wrong?

I hope security confiscates it

[Leilani]

He has the Shaun Cassidy blow dry down.

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

10 year long dry spell. OMG

Doing better than Ed.

Can NOT imagine why either of them is not doing better with the ladies.

[Mary Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Ewww. He is an expert in massage oil?

He uses the over-sized Kleenex too. Sometimes a sock.

[Doublemint]

He'll be waiting at the airport searching for a "blue dress".

[Mr. Miner]

Nice pelt on Dave the masseuse. 

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

I'm torn between him being a 50 year old virgin or into prostitutes.

I would respect him more if he was serviced by a prostitute on a weekly basis.

[Kiss my mutt]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cubic zirconia. Perfect.

Cause it’s sparkly!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close. I wish there was more we could do other than order takeout from restaurants and make appointments for services in the future.

We'll finally get the answer to "does she or doesn't she".

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Up next, the Australian Rainbow Brite.  And Where’s Williams?  
 

 

 

Begrudgingly Rainbow Brite does live in the middle of nowhere. I couldn’t live there, think red neck hell with nothing to do.

Williamsgate is over, no one cares Yolanda

Edited March 23, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I hope security confiscates it

You can put the oil in to a plastic bag and seal the bag. One of my old grocery store bags stunk like fabric softener until it wore out.

[mmecorday]

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Doesn’t everyone want to see an elderly grandmother starring in a music video?  

Now you've gone and hurt Madonna's feelings!

[Kiss my mutt]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Up next, the Australian Rainbow Brite.  And Where’s Williams?  
 

 

 

Yolanda would like to know too!

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close. I wish there was more we could do other than order takeout from restaurants and make appointments for services in the future.

In addition to a health crisis, this is a financial crisis as well. I know people who have already been laid off, hours cut or put on hold while salons and stores are closed. Only stores that are open around here are grocery, liquor (!), pharmacies, gas stations. Clothing and dept stores are shut down. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

He'll be waiting at the airport searching for a "blue dress".

Monica? Is that you Monica?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Leilani said:

His shirt is so big it looks like he stole them from one of the peeps in 600 lb life.

I thought the same thing! "Did he lose a lot of weight? His shirt is a 2XL and he's maybe an L". Weird. 

[DragonFlyzz]

35 minutes ago, LookABird said:

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close. I wish there was more we could do other than order takeout from restaurants and make appointments for services in the future.

Yeah a lot of them are getting hit pretty hard.  I work in small business lending and we’ve been slammed with customers asking for accommodations.

Edited March 23, 2020 by DragonFlyzz

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Now you've gone and hurt Madonna's feelings!

Didn’t Madonna just recently post a video while she’s naked and singing in the bathtub? Nope, don’t need to see that.

[Mary Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I hope security confiscates it

I hope he checks the bag and the baggage handlers open the bag, unscrew the top, and then kick the bag all the way to the plane.

[JennyMominFL]

Oh yay! Weakened immune system. That’s me!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

In addition to a health crisis, this is a financial crisis as well. I know people who have already been laid off, hours cut or put on hold while salons and stores are closed. Only stores that are open around here are grocery, liquor (!), pharmacies, gas stations. Clothing and dept stores are shut down. 

I expect Canada will be put on lockdown soon.

[Eldemarge]

Oh god, this bitch and her boobs.  Time to mute and eat fro-yo.  Working on my pandemic body.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, LookABird said:

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close.

I have a gift card for my salon, now I wish I would have used it! 

[Gobi]

Time for a vegemite sandwich.

[mmecorday]

So I'm guessing Stephanie is quarantined all by herself in an underground bunker at this point.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geez, YTGurl is so boring. She even seems to bore herself.

[Kroliosis]

Where did she learn to wear a mask???!!! Ugh so wrong. 

[hookedontv]

Well, Stephanie has all the supplies for the pandemic.  #silverlining

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

What language are Usman and his friend speaking? Whenever I look up official language of Nigeria, it says English.

It is, but there are many other languages and probably people living in urban areas are fluent in English and a native language like Hausa or Yoruba.   He is lucky he can talk to his friends in a language Lisa cannot understand   If you look up his town, you might find the language(s) most spoken in that area. 

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

In addition to a health crisis, this is a financial crisis as well. I know people who have already been laid off, hours cut or put on hold while salons and stores are closed. Only stores that are open around here are grocery, liquor (!), pharmacies, gas stations. Clothing and dept stores are shut down. 

My husband is assistant manager at our local Dollar General. He went from having a job that people looked down upon to becoming kind of the town's Godfather since he literally holds the key to the toilet paper and milk. (He's also a college professor and those classes all went online.) 

[Frozendiva]

I like Erika's hair but it is expensive to maintain.

[magemaud]

David is also wearing the same oversized “toothpaste green” polo shirt when he was demonstrating his unicycle skills 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rainbow Brite found those pants in a clown school leftover bin.

[sagittarius sue]

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

He'll be waiting at the airport searching for a "blue dress".

Anyone else think of "devil in a blue dress, blue dress..."?

[JennyMominFL]

Might be smart to wear less bright clothes if you want the animals to come out.

[humbleopinion]

Steph tie up your dress, your titties with catch cold...think of your fragile health....

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, LookABird said:

I am so worried that our salons and other small businesses won't be able to rebound from having to close. I wish there was more we could do other than order takeout from restaurants and make appointments for services in the future.

Around here we're being encouraged to buy gift cards now from our favorite local businesses, so they'll be getting some cash in. Local restaurants are trying to keep going with take out and delivery. One local restaurant is selling things from their purveyors for curbside pickup. People are getting creative--I hope its enough. 

[mamadrama]

I'ma few minutes behind y'all...Even though I've now watched the scene twice, I will never not love Usman's "video director" lol'ing when he was introduced to "BabyGirlLisa."