90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[sagittarius sue]

It's Ryazan, a small historic city about 122 miles southeast of Moscow.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

News flash Geoffrey, if you and Varya don't work out, what she does is none of your damn business. Fuck you with a Louisville slugger. 

 "Maybe I'm not giving this girl a fair shake? Maybe I should be shaking her harder?"

[Doublemint]

`No Lana at the airport - wow.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Where might I acquire one of those nifty Russian dune buggies?

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

News flash Geoffrey, if you and Varya don't work out, what she does is none of your damn business. Fuck you with a Louisville slugger. 

Big time.

[magemaud]

Trust your arrow, Geoff 

[Floatingbison]

She's in for a bit of a surprise when she runs her fingers through that "hair."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

yes!!! I loved her when he had his variety show. She was always funny....

Well you have made my WHOLE NIGHT, @kacesq!

[KelseyNikki614]

Does anyone here watch Married At First Sight? My husband who begrudgingly watches some of these shows with me, just compared Geoffrey to Zach from the current season with all his BS gaslighty manipulating. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Geoffrey reminds me of Colt-eee and his gaslighting. 

Rapey face makes Coltee look only mildly psycho 

[iwasish]

Varya has marionette mouth. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Anya is a cutie.   

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, Doublemint said:

`No Lana at the airport - wow.

The dog ate her plane tickets.

[Floatingbison]

I missed part of this.  What was the red building in Russia with the love seat tricycle thing?  Is there a US equivalent to that? Is it a Russian "luv retreat" or amusement park or what?

[Twopper]

The russian fairy tale of the Prince shooting the arrow to find his frog Princess.   I don't believe that for a minute.  I laughed so hard I scared the neighbor's cat.   I cannot listen to Geoffery as his voice reminds me of JimBob Duggar.     Big Edd would be better for Varya than this creep.   So would the dude with the toupee. 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Does anyone here watch Married At First Sight? My husband who begrudgingly watches some of these shows with me, just compared Geoffrey to Zach from the current season with all his BS gaslighty manipulating. 

I’m realty TV’s bitch, so yes I watch MAFS

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Anya is a cutie.   

Wassup up with Toupee? Not hot enough for you? Deserves what he gets

Edited March 23, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Mary Godfrey]

6 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

So 2 bogus "couples" - Yolanda and Williams and David and Lana. ugh

Maybe the same Nigerian pretending to be Williams is pretending to be Lana.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I missed part of this.  What was the red building in Russia with the love seat tricycle thing?  Is there a US equivalent to that? Is it a Russian "luv retreat" or amusement park or what?

Looked like Storyland in North Conway, NH.

[Doublemint]

Stick a fork in Sisterwife!

[Mr. Miner]

Cotex is such a douche!

[greekmom]

I just wish those women on Sisterwives will just part ways.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Mary Godfrey said:

Maybe the same Nigerian pretending to be Williams is pretending to be Lana.

and also Caesar's girlfriend who is also in Ukraine.  

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot wait for Dragnificent. I love Jujubee. 

[greekmom]

I miss travelling! 😢

[Armchair Critic]

They are going to drag this out since she wasn't meeting him at the airport

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anya was smart enough to know that David was a loser from the jump.

[Angry Moldovan]

What’s up with toupees nipples in that hideous  green polo?

Edited March 23, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Armchair Critic]

Is Anya actually Lana?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Twopper said:

and also Caesar's girlfriend who is also in Ukraine.  

Maria and Lana are out getting mani-pedis together. 

[Floatingbison]

Holy cow, it's Anya!  

[hookedontv]

“My girlfriend Lana.”

Pathetic. 
 

 

[mamadrama]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looked like Storyland in North Conway, NH.

I used to live there! Well, Center Tuftonboro anyway, but North Conway was where I did my shopping. 

I like Varya. I have trouble watching her and thinking that she isn't aware of the whole story. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

12 years ago?

 

This guys been looking online for women for the past 12 years??

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

I miss travelling! 😢

I’m dreaming of Bora Bora when this is over

[Floatingbison]

I'm wrong, not Anya.  Sorry.  Not my night tonight.

[KelseyNikki614]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looked like Storyland in North Conway, NH.

I live in NH and was at Storyland with my nephews last summer!

[Eldemarge]

What is David's deal, anyways? Looking for a Russian wife for at least the past 12 years, I guess?  And he won't date locally?  It's kinda weird.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Even Stevie Wonder can see that there is no Lana awaiting David’s visit.

[Pepper Mostly]

David: "She's on a train right now" 

Pepper Mostly: "the only person on a train right now is you, you dolt. the Crazy Train"

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is Anya actually Lana?

Ohhh, that would be a twist

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s up with toupees nipples in that hide about green polo?

{Singing}.....These are a few of my favorite things..

When the dog bites when the bee stings....

[Mrs. Landingham]

Anya with her skeptical smirks and verbal italicizing of “girlfriend”.  LOL. Anya is all of us.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maria and Lana are out getting mani-pedis together. 

Dead

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I like Varya. I have trouble watching her and thinking that she isn't aware of the whole story.

It sounds like she knows what is going on. She doesn’t seem to know Lana personally. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I miss travelling! 😢

I miss my jetset lifestyle.  I used to go to Southern California every two months like clockwork.  Those days are over for a while.

[sainte-chapelle]

Team Anya

[RichiesOlderBro]

This guy has everything all planned out LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

David should loan Anya some of his hair.

[mmecorday]

Ha ha! He brought toilet paper!