S10.E17: Ship Happens

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh great, Sonja just peed her pants. Hope she doesn’t try to resell those. 

Ewwww and hahahahahahaha!!

[jaybird2]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Witches float.

can't stop snickering over your post

[dosodog]

5 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

This is normal, Tinsley? Airhead.

If you've been out in a boat, in rough waters a few times, you realize it's not the end of the world.

Unlike the ladies. Who probably haven't. 

I'm not saying it's fun or not terrifying the first time, but.

The ladies are panicking.  Which is never good. 

Except for tv viewing. ;)

Wha?  Where's the video ending?   SOMETHING HAPPENED AND YOU'RE NOT SHOWING US.

Edited August 2, 2018 by dosodog

[Taralightner]

19 minutes ago, Mozelle said:

*insert barf emoji at Sonja re-selling worn bikinis*

Especially with how sexually active she is! Glad I don’t shop on the upper east side. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

The one time Ramona doesn't have her noodle...

Edited August 2, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Psalm11]

"I want to be someone's safe place"...I LOVE YOU DORINDA! (Yeah, I said it again.)

  And I think therein lies her drinking problem...who's her safe place?

[Neurochick]

Feels like I'm watching Deadliest Catch with nutjobs instead of crab boat captains.

And they should all have been wearing life jackets.

I've been on a lot of boats in my life and sometimes shit like that does happen and it's not fun, even on a large ship. (Except the Queen Mary 2, I was on that ship in a storm and didn't even know what was going on outside.)

They got sick because they ate before getting on that boat.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Neurochick

[BodhiGurl]

not downplaying what they went through - but all this build up all season long, for the "boat trip from hell"... and ... meh... I mean, I'm glad they're all ok but... meh. 

[psychoticstate]

Dorinda's nervous system being a mess = drunk and/or hung over

[Jel]

3 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

Had roles been reversed, and BF had sea sickness, im going to go ahead and doubt Carole would be by her side rubbing her back... just saying...

But she might talk about how IMMA-CHURR it is to not take sea sickness medication in her TH!

[dosodog]

5 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Witches float.

 

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

The one time Ramona doesn't have her noodle...

I just peed MY pants.

[thesupremediva1]

Another public meal where Bethenny digs in at Carole and displays ultra-hypocritical tendencies. Dorinda takes it to 100 but I'm glad she clearly calls out B for not following her own directives.

Bitching about Carole with her right there?! Classic! B is so wrapped up in herself she didn't even notice. If I were Carole I'd have tossed a croissant at her and told her to shut her face. Stop prefacing every disparaging statement at Carole with an I Love You - it's totally disingenuous. Beth is apoplectic that Carole won't kowtow like Jill and the rest of them have time after time.

Dorinda needs to understand proportional response. I see why she was annoyed with Lu. But dialing it up with insane, low-blow nastiness was unnecessary. That's why Lu felt the need to talk about it at breakfast. She now knows how Dorinda really feels about her and she genuinely didn't before. She's shocked and hurt. I'd say it's like the Berkshires fight between B and Ramona, but Beth wasn't all that shocked and never cared what Ramona (or anyone else) thought about her. B gets off on thinking people are jealous of her and hate her. Lu does not.

Poor little Tins who just wants to have fun with pigtail braids. The older girls keep peeing in her sandbox.

Beth is showing much compassion to Dorinda and Lu. Why? They've both been publicly humiliated. Beth feels safe showing them kindness because it doesn't put her standing in jeopardy.

Beth looks for excuses to go at Tins. It's really transparent and mean. So is Ramona. Leave Tinsley alone. So she doesn't want to work. Big whoop. Being a workaholic is nothing to be proud of. I say this as one myself. I have to wear my career as a badge of honor since I'm unmarried with no kids. I don't have a choice. I have no trust fund, no wealthy relatives, and no rich men on my horizon. I'd enjoy a life of shopping and leisure if I could! It's perfectly fine to aspire to a domestic lifestyle. We have choices for a reason - all women don't have to pick the same path.

That boat scared me. No bueno. I've seen Titanic too many times. No vests?!  The boat would have capsized?!  That is worse than Scary Island.

Edited August 2, 2018 by thesupremediva1

[JD5166]

22 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Dorinda really needs to get help with her drinking and whatever drug problem she has. She is a complete mess. 

She had stopped drinking last time on watch what happens. IMO she is worried about herself, I feel for her. It’s hard to hit the wall when a friend gets sober....

ETA I am drinking, and should consider quitting! But I am not no tv for all to see!!

Edited August 2, 2018 by JD5166

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Feels like I'm watching Deadliest Catch with nutjobs instead of crab boat captains.

I think in a different context Sonja could be considered a crab boat captain.

[farmgal4]

I’m loving Sonja this season!

[Keywestclubkid]

Why is there shit smears on the floor? 

[Neurochick]

Eww Luann, you shit on the bed?  For other people to clean?  Pig.

[LilaFowler]

5 minutes ago, dosodog said:

If you've been out in a boat, in rough waters a few times, you realize it's not the end of the world.

Unlike the ladies. Who probably haven't. 

I'm not saying it's fun or not terrifying the first time, but.

The ladies are panicking.  Which is never good. 

Except for tv viewing. ;)

Wha?  Where's the video ending?   SOMETHING HAPPENED AND YOU'RE NOT SHOWING US.

I've spent plenty of times on a boat but we've never had to cut off the anchor to avoid capsizing.

[TexasGal]

I really could have lived without seeing that poor maid scrubbing a presumably shit stained mattress.  I hope they tipped well.

[Straycat80]

What a gastrointestinal adventure this vacation has been. All this talk about peeing, pooping, vomiting. Yuck! 

There was such a build up to this boat trip from hell and it was such a let down they didn’t show much. Glad they are ok but....still. And I don’t think they had PTSD because they were drinking and dancing like fools when they got back to the house. 

Edited August 2, 2018 by Straycat80

[QQQQ]

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, QQQQ said:

Im dead

[Mindthinkr]

How do you run out of toilet paper? 

[psychoticstate]

Why did everybody have diarrhea?  Were there not enough bathrooms to go around?  Is that why there were stains on the floor and bed?  I'm confused and disgusted.

So Carole gets another trophy or something next week?  For what?  Does anyone care?  

Ramona cuts her hair in real time, it appears.  It does suit her.

[ryebread]

8 minutes ago, bosawks said:

If this is true I simultaneously think it’s ridiculous she did and desperately hope she liked some of my posts....

I can guarantee she hated most of mine. 

RunniLu uses the loo to poo.  It's right behind the table where they're having breakfast. Does her bidness, steps out, and leaves the door open.  

I'm surprised they didn't all have their heads in buckets after that.

[psychoticstate]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

How do you run out of toilet paper? 

Maybe Sonja had more than just that one pair of pink shorts.

[chewycandy]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Eww Luann, you shit on the bed?  For other people to clean?  Pig.

Doubt she wanted that—when it comes, it comes. 

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

What a gastrointestinal adventure this vacation has been. All this talk about peeing, pooping, vomiting. Yuck! 

There was such a build up to this boat trip from hell and it was such a let down they didn’t show much. Glad they are ok but....still. And I don’t think they had PTSD because they were drinking and dancing like fools when they got back to the house. 

Ramona was dancing yet needed someone to help her pack the next day. 

[QQQQ]

Remember when B, Jason, and their marriage therapist faked being lost at sea on Bethenny Ever After? Karma, baby.

Edited August 2, 2018 by QQQQ

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Well, Sonja did say she needed it to hide her camel toe. 

Good answer!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

12 minutes ago, Psalm11 said:

"I want to be someone's safe place"...I LOVE YOU DORINDA! (Yeah, I said it again.)

  And I think therein lies her drinking problem...who's her safe place?

I love her too. My jaw was dropped when Lu was pontificating on everything Dorinda’s is doing wrong and needs to check herself. Too soon Luann !! Dorinda’s anger ? YOU threatened to kill a cop ! 

[ichbin]

39 minutes ago, Psalm11 said:

So that's what's wrong with Bethenny! She's constipated.  Now I get it!

She has a "long and torturous colon".   I think those are adjectives which could describe a lot of situations involving her, particularly this season.  

[Mozelle]

Is there a chapter in Class with the Countess on the elegant and appropriate way to shit the bed in a vacation home?

[Chit Chat]

I'm seasick from watching that!  Seriously, I get motion sickness just sitting in port.    I had to FF some of that.   What I learned from Bethenny is that she is "tortured" (aside from her torturous colon),  felt "assaulted," and has "gone to war."   This is why I take everything she says with a grain of salt.  It's ridiculous.

[farmgal4]

Was anyone but me thinking about those poor people who were stuck on that duck boat a few weeks ago IRL and what they must have gone through?

Edited August 2, 2018 by farmgal4

[chewycandy]

I loved Beth’s hats on this vacay, and she did too. Lol 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Sorry, but that boat stuff was such a let down.

Sheesh, the producers are soooooo concerned about not letting down that fourth wall, they could NEVER let the cams be shown -- you know, the cams that were supposedly flying all over.  So we're left with meh, overly-dramatic descriptions of what happened.  Oh yeah & that dopey blaring music, which the producers hope will make it look dramatic.  Uh, no, it didn't.  Fail on this one, producers.

So when they were rocking all over the place, why did nobody ask for staff or the captain of the boat?  Made absolutely no sense.  It all looked so poorly staged & scripted.  This shit really didn't work!

So the last shot in this ep was of a housekeeper cleaning shit off a bed.  Any guesses whose bed that was?  And whose shit stains were on the floor?  MOANER, MOANER, MOANER!!!!

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

So the last shot in this ep was of a housekeeper cleaning shit off a bed.  Any guesses whose bed that was?  And whose shit stains were on the floor?  MOANER, MOANER, MOANER!!!!

LuAnn said she left them a present, then the camera panned over to the lady cleaning the bed.  

[Psalm11]

Between Sonja's peeing and flashing, sounds like she's stuck in "id-land".

[Gem 10]

I just LOVE when someone throws everything back in your face about all the things they did for you in the past like Dorinda threw in Luann’s face.  Luann is too nice.  She should have told Dorinda to f..k off and shut up.  You know, people speak the truth when drunk.  Maybe deep down, she is jealous of Lu?

Edited August 2, 2018 by Gem 10

[Duke2801]

51 minutes ago, Psalm11 said:

So that's what's wrong with Bethenny! She's constipated.  Now I get it!

Lol that was pretty much my reaction. It really does explain a lot about her issues.

44 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

carol looks over done.  she's had too much work done.   i'm very glad she's not returning

I’m pretty sure she feels the same way about not returning. 

37 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Sorry. :) I thought it was already known she was posting under that name

Posting where??  Here? Highly doubtful. 

41 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Every party needs a pooper so it might as well be you.  Party pooper.  Dorinda.  Party pooper.

 

Nope I think Lu takes that title this week. Ewwwww.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Duke2801

[Taralightner]

19 minutes ago, dosodog said:

 

I just peed MY pants.

Please don’t return those pants

[KungFuBunny]

I still want to know what Dorinda meant by "I almost got arrested because of you"

I know people have posted it's probably that fight she got into with the banker who got a close up view of her shoe...but I think it's something else.

[AttackTurtle]

Dorinda sucks.  Luanne is a far bigger person than I could ever be.

[bosawks]

I’m totally re-watching “the encore presentation “.

No shame in my game!

Well, maybe a little shame, I should probably be watching PBS as a palate cleanser, but, nope...

[KungFuBunny]

16 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

How do you run out of toilet paper? 

Well Sonja has to stage her Townhouse and she has how many bathrooms?

[ScoobieDoobs]

3 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Was anyone but me thinking about those poor people who were stuck on that duck boat a few weeks ago IRL?

Not me.  That was serious stuff.  All we saw here was some rocking.  And these broads are so overly dramatic about every fucking thing they do, it's difficult to take them seriously about anything.  To me, this crap trivialized the awfulness of what happened on that duck boat.

[Taralightner]

27 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Bethenny ya dont poop if ya dont eat ! 

Vicki Gunvalson in lycra once a week on OC is enough for me I didn't t need that commercial .

Maybe we could see Jules putting Bethenny on a toilet and calling a potty training expert for help. “She just won’t make a number 2, what do I do?” 

 

Sorry, Bethenny. I love you. 

[Mozelle]

53 minutes ago, Psalm11 said:

So that's what's wrong with Bethenny! She's constipated.  Now I get it!

You mean to tell me that Bethenny has been--wait for it--full of shit this whole time?

[archer1267]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

I’ll bet the people who work at this house are thinking they can’t wait until these bickering bitches leave! 

ITA. I can't believe Sonja greeted the house manager at Kalua Island with "welcome to my world!" - as if a) Sonja isn't wearing a bikini she'll sell on eBay, and that's not very Last Morgan b) the house manager doesn't regularly go to the house herself. (Ok, as staff, but she still gets to enjoy the house to an extent.)

"Stop peeing and shut up" was the line of the night. Yes, by all means, shout louder in choppy waters, that helps the situation.

Ramona boggled the mind with that breakfast ensemble with the girls pouring out. Meanwhile, LuAnn looked stunning in a white dress and minimal makeup, and Sonja in a casual white and red cover-up. Ramona's got a great figure, and could look great in age-appropriate clothing. I don't even think Avery would wear some of those Forever 21 ensembles 

So did the Countess literally shit the bed? 

[MBJ]

1 hour ago, Sai said:

Dorinda is a complete asshole!

Yup.

Forced Luann to apologize to her, and then when Luann wanted Dorinda to look inside at her OWN behaviour, became defensive and angry.  Holy, holy shit.  She is a maniac.

I used to be such a Dorinda lover too.  It's crazy.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Ms Blue Jay