S10.E17: Ship Happens

[OnceSane]

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Tensions arise at breakfast as Luann and Dorinda continue their argument from the night before, as do Carole and Bethenny. Despite the strained relations, the ladies ditch the city for a private island and some fun in the sun. The day ends abruptly with a traumatic boat ride after the ladies are rushed off the island due to high seas.

Airs August 1, 2018.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM!!!!

[bosawks]

This breakfast is sinking faster than the boat probably does...

[Neurochick]

It's The Adventures of Lady Dorinda of Alcoholism.

[Straycat80]

I’ll bet the people who work at this house are thinking they can’t wait until these bickering bitches leave! 

[LilaFowler]

Dorinda is such an ugly person, inside and out.

[TexasGal]

“We’re not even one empanada into breakfast...” I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[psychoticstate]

Really rich for buttinski Carole to tell Bethenny to stay out of the Dorinda-LuAnn fracas.

Dorinda is a fucking mess.  Is she still drink?  

[QuinnM]

Carole is just looking for things to pick on.  I loved B’s saying ‘yes and you were just talking to *** about something that just happened’.       So we are 5 minutes in and already I need Carole to STFU.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I’ll bet the people who work at this house are thinking they can’t wait until these bickering bitches leave! 

I am in awe at how stoic and professional they are. 

[Neurochick]

I think Dorinda woke up drunk, either that or she started drinking the second she woke up. 

[psychoticstate]

Note to Bethenny and LuAnn:  be grateful that your "friendships" with Carole and Dorinda appear to be at an end.  Good.  Let them be.  As I said last week, it's like the trash taking itself out.

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

I think Dorinda woke up drunk, either that or she started drinking the second she woke up. 

Lu - - or any recovering alcoholic - - or any sane person -- does not need to be friend with Dorinda.  Dorinda is an alcoholic.  She's not even a fun drunk.  Worse, she's an alcoholic that's in denial.  

[WhoaWhoKnew]

5 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Dorinda is such an ugly person, inside and out.

I get the feeling that if she didn't have money all of her friends and connections would view her as a garbage lowlife.

Edited August 2, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[KungFuBunny]

Why is Tinsley wearing such dark eye makeup for a day trip?

Are Racoon Eyes trending for island trips?

[jaybird2]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Why is Tinsley wearing such dark eye makeup for a day trip?

Are Racoon Eyes trending for island trips?

i was thinking the same thing

[farmgal4]

WTF does Tinsley have to wear a shit ton of makeup at all times?  I think she looks ridiculous wearing that much makeup to breakfast, to go on a boat trip!

[Keywestclubkid]

For the love of god Bethany shut up

[LilaFowler]

Look at Carole butting in! Hypocrite.

[bosawks]

The staff is standing back looking at the group like Margaret Mead.

Except in this version the Samoans are an angry and surly bunch.

Edited August 2, 2018 by bosawks

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

When Ramona is the voice of reason ...... you know it’s bad. 

[Drumpf1737]

Jesus is Bethenny 16 fucking years old?! My god people are allowed not to be friends with you. Friendship is a gift not an obligation FFS

[psychoticstate]

Wait a minute.  So how did this hug it out thing between Lu and Dorinda turn into Dorinda blaming Lu?   Dorinda's behavior was FAR more egregious.  

Fuck you, Dorinda.

[LilaFowler]

Dorinda isn't sorry even 1%. She's awful.

[psychoticstate]

Dorinda never passed judgment on Lu?  What do you call snarking about having a mug shot, just getting out of jail, marrying Tom and losing her Countess title?  

Even Carole, queen of judgy judgment, can't quite get there. 

[Fiero425]

Just now, farmgal4 said:

WTF does Tinsley have to wear a shit ton of makeup at all times?  I think she looks ridiculous wearing that much makeup to breakfast, to go on a boat trip!

Unfortunately I think Tinsley always look ridiculous! I understand where she's coming from trying to hold onto her youth, but she's too fk'n old for that hair, those clothes, and persona of a child being taken care of at all times! It's as if she's wearing this flouncing hair, lacy pinafores, and is truly living in an alternate reality! ;-)

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda's feelings are not hurt. She's pissed that one more person called her out on her bad behavior.

[Keywestclubkid]

And here we are Bethany still talking about Carole. 

[bosawks]

Wonder how long it’s going to take next year for Drunk Dorinda to reference Lu stealing from her kids?

[JennyMominFL]

Sonja is rocking a Marion Ravenwood top

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

The expressions on the faces of the staff while Lu and Dorinda fight. Hahaha OYE 

[Gem 10]

Is Tinsley going to a niteclub or on a boat with all that makeup on early in the morning?

iIf I were Luann I wouldn’t let Dorinda off the hook so easily.  Sorry.  Dorinda meant everything she said.

[TexasGal]

1 minute ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

The expressions on the faces of the staff while Lu and Dorinda fight. Hahaha OYE 

And all that uneaten food on the table!

[KungFuBunny]

7 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

i was thinking the same thing

 

7 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

WTF does Tinsley have to wear a shit ton of makeup at all times?  I think she looks ridiculous wearing that much makeup to breakfast, to go on a boat trip!

I'm starting to think she has had some sort of botched surgery around her eyelids and the makeup conceals the scarring.

Might explain those Spock brows too

[chewycandy]

Sonja looking at the camera! 

[Straycat80]

Bethenny still yapping about Carole, Carole walks in, sits down, B. still yapping. Ramona and Sonja should have kicked B. Under the table or something. What a shit show this is but I love it! 

[Sai]

Dorinda is a complete asshole!

[Fiero425]

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

And here we are Bethany still talking about Carole. 

I used to laugh when Ramona would reference Bethenny and their fight regardless of what was being discussed last season; NOW Bethenny's doing the same thing bringing up Carole every chance she gets! WTF is wrong with her? That thing gossiping about Carole being sad with break up from Adam or being tired would irk me; esp. when it's on tape her talking $#!t the moment Carole left Bethenny's party! What besties do that? Carole's been dumped because she doesn't cow/tow to the QUEEN and actually puts up a fight instead of allowing Bethenny to run all over her! ;-)

Edited August 2, 2018 by Fiero425

[MadLove]

Not even half way in and I need a xanax and tylenol

[Keywestclubkid]

So was Bethany never close to Jill? What I’m lost 

[LilaFowler]

This is easily the worst Ho-wives trip ever, or at least in NYC history. Worse than Scary Island which at least had some charming moments, i.e. Turtle Time and the Playboy yacht.

[Fiero425]

Just now, MadLove said:

Not even half way in and I need a xanax and Tylenol

These people can't even relax on vacations! These people are wound up tighter than ….. ;-)

[bosawks]

I think Beth is apparently like her colon.

Long, torturous and skinny. 

[pieinmyeye]

13 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I think Dorinda woke up drunk, either that or she started drinking the second she woke up. 

Or had a banana bag infusion before she went upstairs.

[Mozelle]

What the hell kinda retcon is this? LOL. Bethenny said she's never had this kind of thing with a friend? I guess...Jill...hey, Jill!

This would've been the perfect moment for Jill to arrive at the house, screeching, "Bethennyyyyyyyy!!!"

[Straycat80]

Bethenny has diarrhea. Diarrhea of the mouth. 

I cant even remember why her and Carole are fighting in the first place. 

[Psalm11]

So that's what's wrong with Bethenny! She's constipated.  Now I get it!

[Taralightner]

23 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I'm a little busy, so can someone else please be America's Sweetheart for a day? I'd appreciate it.

Carol  AKA Evelynn

Welcome back!!! Look at all the fun you’ve caused! 

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Mozelle said:

What the hell kinda retcon is this? LOL. Bethenny said she's never had this kind of thing with a friend? I guess...Jill...hey, Jill!

This would've been the perfect moment for Jill to arrive at the house, screeching, "Bethennyyyyyyyy!!!"

Right was that her admitting that she just used Jill and never thought of her has a friend?

Edited August 2, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Bethenny has diarrhea. Diarrhea of the mouth. 

I cant even remember why her and Carole are fighting in the first place. 

Back in high school I think we called it logorrhea! ;-)

[Pickles]

Luann looks great in her bikini. I also like Carole's long printed skirt and black top.