Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[BitterApple]

If Jill would cut that rat's nest hair, she'd look really cute. 

[AUgirl]

Shiloh Christian School-where the current coach of my college alma mater got his start. 

Him, then Duggars. No way would I want my kids going there. However it would be 10000000 times better than the SOTDRT for Israel and Samuel. 

[kokapetl]

I think in this situation release forms would cover Derick’s ass 100%, but not having release forms wouldn’t be much of a problem. 

The school (or Jennifer Mills) actually posted the same photo 3 hours earlier than Derick. 

Edited January 11, 2018 by Kokapetl

[Celia Rubenstein]

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

Edited January 11, 2018 by Celia Rubenstein

[Arwen Evenstar]

2 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

I think Dreck was doing that Quentin Tarrantino thang by trying to take as many pictures of Muffy’s feet that he could.  So Bagel Gurl got in the way?  Maybe that was an Internet FU to those of us who think they make them listen to their message first before the masses were being fed.  I guess in this case, the kids brought their own lunch.  Duggar too cheap to buy lunch.

[cdp73]

If Jennifer Mills' use of grammar ("how her and Derick met") is any indication of the school's educational quality, I'd say they are only a step or two above the SOTDRT.

Edited January 11, 2018 by cdp73

[flyingdi]

45 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Why on earth would you want your daughter to look up to these weirdos?!

"So like Derick was like my dad's prayer partner and like he thought he'd be a good match. I visited him in Nepal once and we totally got married like 5 months later. We shared out first kiss and sex within a few hours and 4 weeks later was expecting. Now we we're both unemployed living on donations. Maybe one day God will bless you with your own lazy grifer."

"Pouring into our daughters?". What on God's green earth does that mean?  

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 minute ago, flyingdi said:

"Pouring into our daughters?". What on God's green earth does that mean?  

They probably don’t know what it means.  It’s just the latest thing in Jesusy Fundiespeak.

[Heathen]

Jill's face looks old. This does not bode well. 

 

Her outfit is cute, especially for a Duggar-Dullard. 

[GeeGolly]

I think Jill's solo pair of pants are skinny jeans. The jeans a too long to begin with and pairing them with boots makes the length worse producing all the scrunchy ripples.

@flyingdi beat me to it - pouring it into our girls??

[WhineandCheez]

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"Pouring into our daughters?". What on God's green earth does that mean?  

I was just coming here to say the same thing.  Sounds like Christianspeak-- "The Word of the Lord poured into our hearts."  Very flowery religion, that is.

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"So like Derick was like my dad's prayer partner and like he thought he'd be a good match. I visited him in Nepal once and we totally got married like 5 months later. We shared out first kiss and sex within a few hours and 4 weeks later was expecting. Now we we're both unemployed living on donations. Maybe one day God will bless you with your own lazy grifter."

Just awesome!!!  I'm so glad that you poured that onto this Thread!!!

[Heathen]

14 minutes ago, cdp73 said:

If Jennifer Mills' use of grammar ("how her and Derick met) is any indication of the school's educational quality, I'd say they are only a step or two above the SOTDRT.

Didn't Jim Bob graduate from Shiloh? If so, it explains a lot. 

[bigskygirl]

I secretly was hoping the girls would tackle Jill to the ground in order to cut off some of her hair. I also wonder if this was some sort of punishment the poor girls had to endure because why would you want Jill Cling a Long to speak to you. I remember getting "the talk" in the fifth or sixth grade all the girls had to get about the changes coming our way emotionally and physically. Ah good times! The sex talk did not come until high school sophomore year PE class.

[Celia Rubenstein]

22 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

I think in this situation release forms would cover Derick’s ass 100%, but not having release forms wouldn’t be much of a problem. 

The school (or Jennifer Mills) actually posted the same photo 3 hours earlier than Derick. 

Yeah, I mean nobody is gonna care (except sour old cows like me, looking for something to rag on Derick for, lol). It's some Christian school and a bible study meeting at that. I'm sure Bagel Girl and her kinfolk couldn' care less. They may even be tickled she got her mug featured on Derick's twatter.  Because he's like *this* with the Lort, you know. 

I just think people should be careful about posting pics of other people's kids. Especially if you are some kind of borderline celebrity the way Derick (arguably) is.  He is exposing the kid to run off from how people feel about him and that may not work out well. Granted, nobody is saying anything mean about Bagel Girl (except for christening her 'Bagel Girl") but look at poor, grammatically challenged Jennifer Mills getting poked fun at. I'm sure she didn't anticipate being snarked on when Derick reposted the pic she posted (probably without asking, hmph).  

That being said, Jennifer M. is a grown up, posting stuff on a social media site where it's totally fine to repost stuff other people have posted. She can't really complain. But if Derwood  posted a picture of my kid on his page without my permission and it led to my kid being ridiculed or made fun of, I'd a jerk a knot in his tail for it. He can find another way to get publicity for himself and his pathetic wife. Leave my kid out of it.

[GeeGolly]

Apparently Jennifer M is part of the C3 college shtick that Derick does.

[ginger90]

Why is Derick even there? He said his wife was addressing a “group of young ladies”.

[Luvmy300zx]

15 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Why is Derick even there? He said his wife was addressing a “group of young ladies”.

Accountability...you know...they can't trust each other to go anywhere alone lest they be tempted.

[FakeJoshDuggar]

4 minutes ago, Luvmy300zx said:

Accountability...you know...they can't trust each other to go anywhere alone lest they be tempted.

Plus, he doesn’t have shit else to do. 

[whydoiwatch]

I will never understand the appeal of the Duggars and not sure why I even try to comprehend it. SO WHAT Ma and Pa couldn't quit screwing and made a horde of babies, big deal. I just don't know why they think God gives them special favors and they are an example to others. The tv show was the worst thing that could have happened to them because the monetary "blessings" bolstered their perceived superiority.

The clan's absolute arrogance is so unappealing to me that everything else about them is appalling also.  If I was in a classroom and Jill or any of the rest of them got up to speak, I would leave. Their laziness, sloppiness and lack of self awareness is just unbelievable. Having ventured out into the world, how can they not understand they are uneducated and have nothing to teach anyone else.

[Arwen Evenstar]

3 minutes ago, whydoiwatch said:

The clan's absolute arrogance is so unappealing to me that everything else about them is appalling also.  If I was in a classroom and Jill or any of the rest of them got up to speak, I would leave. Their laziness, sloppiness and lack of self awareness is just unbelievable. Having ventured out into the world, how can they not understand they are uneducated and have nothing to teach anyone else.

Because they are the bestest , most righteous, most Jesusy family EVAH!

[graefin]

5 minutes ago, whydoiwatch said:

The clan's absolute arrogance is so unappealing to me that everything else about them is appalling also.  If I was in a classroom and Jill or any of the rest of them got up to speak, I would leave. Their laziness, sloppiness and lack of self awareness is just unbelievable. Having ventured out into the world, how can they not understand they are uneducated and have nothing to teach anyone else.

I think you answered your own question.

[bigskygirl]

32 minutes ago, FakeJoshDuggar said:

Plus, he doesn’t have shit else to do. 

He could stay at home and take care of his two sons. Maybe he was making sure Jill Cling a Long did not say or do something to embarrass him. Of course he embarrasses himself by his own actions, but if it quacks like a duck or walks like a duck...

[lulu69]

12 hours ago, Lunera said:

I bet she said "like" like 100x

IMHO that sweater and shirt combo is not doing Jill any favors. Between the length of the sweater ending at the widest part of her hips and the shirt ballooning over her stomach Jill looks dumpier than usual. I'm not criticizing Jill's present body but i do believe in making the most of what you've been given. Clinton & Stacey would be appalled. I know, baby steps...lol

[BitterApple]

41 minutes ago, whydoiwatch said:

I will never understand the appeal of the Duggars and not sure why I even try to comprehend it. SO WHAT Ma and Pa couldn't quit screwing and made a horde of babies, big deal. 

I don't get it either. Aside from Michelle's Industrial Strength uterus, there's nothing remarkable about any of them. They're not exceptionally talented or smart or witty or creative. They're the poster children for "basic bitches" but for whatever reason the Fundie community thinks they shit rainbows. It boggles the mind.

[FakeJoshDuggar]

1 hour ago, bigskygirl said:

He could stay at home and take care of his two sons. Maybe he was making sure Jill Cling a Long did not say or do something to embarrass him. Of course he embarrasses himself by his own actions, but if it quacks like a duck or walks like a duck...

That’s the work of the women folk, not Jesusy manly men. Truth be told, the Dullards probably dumped the kids off at the TTH and sped off before anyone noticed. 

[xwordfanatik]

3 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

A control freak asshole, just like Pa Duggar.  Why would he go to this?  To make sure no defrauding males were there?  Who was watching the kids?  Oh, silly me, Janamom is available 24/7.  

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Why is Derick even there? He said his wife was addressing a “group of young ladies”.

Great minds think alike!  I hadn't read all the posts yet.

[Natalie68]

15 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Sssssssssh! You’re not allowed to talk about Xenu!  Does he live near Xanadu?

The Dillard Level of Lunacy could be color coded like MARPOL or DHS.

If he does he must roller skate!

[Albanyguy]

1 hour ago, bigskygirl said:

Maybe he was making sure Jill Cling a Long did not say or do something to embarrass him.

OTOH, maybe Jill insisted that he come because she wouldn't do it unless he was right there to hold her hand.

[lascuba]

1 hour ago, whydoiwatch said:

I will never understand the appeal of the Duggars and not sure why I even try to comprehend it. SO WHAT Ma and Pa couldn't quit screwing and made a horde of babies, big deal. I just don't know why they think God gives them special favors and they are an example to others. The tv show was the worst thing that could have happened to them because the monetary "blessings" bolstered their perceived superiority.

The clan's absolute arrogance is so unappealing to me that everything else about them is appalling also.  If I was in a classroom and Jill or any of the rest of them got up to speak, I would leave. Their laziness, sloppiness and lack of self awareness is just unbelievable. Having ventured out into the world, how can they not understand they are uneducated and have nothing to teach anyone else.

Because people keep offering them money to show up and "teach" people. I'm not defending them at all, but if I were routinely given checks to pontificate about crap, I'd pontificate away (up to a point...I wouldn't go as far as promoting quackery and pseudoscience, for example). I'd like to think I'd retain enough self-awareness to know I have no idea what I'm talking about, , but the Duggars? They've been told all their lives that they're special and inspiring just for existing. Until they actually have to exist and survive in the real world, they won't learn that they're not.

[Natalie68]

3 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

Yeah I don't think he HAS another look.  

[Christina87]

1 hour ago, Albanyguy said:

OTOH, maybe Jill insisted that he come because she wouldn't do it unless he was right there to hold her hand.

Haha this is what I was gonna say. It surprises me that anyone thinks Jilly could do it without her huuuuuusband there!!! Remember when she walked up to the front door of a home she hadn't entered yet and proclaimed that she wished her husband could protect her? She could never do anything independently, ever. 

[MargeGunderson]

6 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

So it’s Jill, a bunch of seventh grade girls, and....Derick. Can’t Jill do anything by herself? 

ETA - I should have read all the post firsts. But, since it’s Jill I’m fine with a pile-on. I hope that attending this event doesn’t count towards Derick’s “degree.”

Edited January 12, 2018 by MargeGunderson

[queenanne]

3 hours ago, lascuba said:

Because people keep offering them money to show up and "teach" people. I'm not defending them at all, but if I were routinely given checks to pontificate about crap, I'd pontificate away (up to a point...I wouldn't go as far as promoting quackery and pseudoscience, for example). I'd like to think I'd retain enough self-awareness to know I have no idea what I'm talking about, , but the Duggars? They've been told all their lives that they're special and inspiring just for existing. Until they actually have to exist and survive in the real world, they won't learn that they're not.

I'd guess the praise comes in because they are seen as "not being corrupted by fame".

Except, whoops, wait... Josh.

Result:  their insistence upon minimizing and whitewashing Josh's actions.

[awaken]

 I wonder if she used this as an opportunity to plug their relationship book.  

Edited January 12, 2018 by awaken

[MonicaM]

Oh the irony of someone who never went to school "teaching" a group of young women at a school.  

[JoanArc]

Is that Growing Up Duggar in her hand? Give it a rest Jill. Nobody's buying a copy.

 

7th grade girls know way more about sex than married, sexually active Jill does. They're  also more mature.

 

I'm sure Derrick can cash this in for some kind of ministry credit at his C3 indolence missionary program.

[AnnieBeez]

8 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

If you enlarge the second pic you can see Derick sitting toward the front to the far left. He's wearing a white shirt. Looking like an asshole, as usual.

Why is he even there, at a 7th grade girls' Bible Study? Has to make sure Jill stays on-script? 

 

eta: ginger90 had the same thought. I really should finish the thread before commenting. 2nd edit: ginger90 and others! 

Edited January 12, 2018 by PuhLeeze

[Marigold]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

Is that Growing Up Duggar in her hand? Give it a rest Jill. Nobody's buying a copy.

 

 

I bet it is.

Trying to sell that crappy book now that Psycho Husband got them kicked off of Jill's show.  Derick is a real gem. 

[babyhouseman]

20 hours ago, Lunera said:

I bet she said "like" like 100x

I went to a Christian school until 7th grade. In the 7th grade, we saw a film about what it was like to go to hell. Listening to Jill must be as horrifying. 

[awaken]

I also didn’t realize Jill is so pigeon toed. 

[EVS]

15 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

I went to a Christian school until 7th grade. In the 7th grade, we saw a film about what it was like to go to hell. Listening to Jill must be as horrifying. 

Forget about the DMV (if anyone remembers Reaper), that must have been the real hell on earth. 

[tabloidlover]

7 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Yeah I don't think he HAS another look.  

He has MASTERED looking like an asshat, we have to give him that.

I wish that the oh so wise Jill would publicize these "lectures, speaking engagements?" ahead of time.   Because I would pay cash money (to a worthy group, aka NOT grifters" to be in the audience to glean from her wisdom.  I would have hella questions for her as well.   She's been married a hot minute FFS.   What could she possibly teach me?  I've just been stumbling along hoping for the best for the past 29 years with MrTabloid....  Oh, the questions I would pose to her  ??

Edited January 12, 2018 by tabloidlover

[Quilt Fairy]

11 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Because he's like *this* with the Lort, you know. 

"Derick and the Lort"; sounds like a Dr Seuss book.

[Marigold]

Why is Derick sitting in on a lecture for a group of 7th grade GIRLS about dating etc?

A normal guy would feel a bit awkward...hello? 

 

Little weird if you ask me. (side eye at Derick)

[kalamac]

"If you save yourself and follow the lord's path, you can end up with a husband like mine!" (points at Derrick, lurking around like a giant creeper) - all the girls have boyfriends or girlfriends by the end of the day to avoid that horrible fate.

[latetotheparty]

4 hours ago, Marigold said:

Why is Derick sitting in on a lecture for a group of 7th grade GIRLS about dating etc?

A normal guy would feel a bit awkward...hello? 

 

Little weird if you ask me. (side eye at Derick)

It's creepy as hell.

[GeeGolly]

Jill is being exposed to a somewhat typical crowd of Christians. The woman who posted the other pic wears typical clothing, her kids cheer and do sports, has only two kids. Not saying this crowd doesn't have hateful views, but very mainstream in comparison to what Jill's been exposed to. Too bad she has Derick as her headship because I could see Jill following along with this crowd. A crowd that is far too liberal for JB & M.

[Albanyguy]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Jill is being exposed to a somewhat typical crowd of Christians. The woman who posted the other pic wears typical clothing, her kids cheer and do sports, has only two kids. Not saying this crowd doesn't have hateful views, but very mainstream in comparison to what Jill's been exposed to. Too bad she has Derick as her headship because I could see Jill following along with this crowd. A crowd that is far too liberal for JB & M.

I think you just described the life that Jinger is headed towards with Jeremy.

[emma675]

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Why is Derick sitting in on a lecture for a group of 7th grade GIRLS about dating etc?

A normal guy would feel a bit awkward...hello? 

 

Little weird if you ask me. (side eye at Derick)

This. What the hell is Dreck there for? He looks to be the only male in the room, too. I'm sure those 7th grade girls just thought he was dreamy and Jill is the luckiest, coolest girl evah <eyeroll>.

[Marigold]

Almost every single thing that I see Derick post, do or say is really strange. He is the strangest person in the entire Duggar clan.

He is truly 100% strange. 

All the Duggars do kooky things but we do see them doing normal things too.  Even when Derick does something seemingly normal, he does it strangely. 

 

*not talking about hateful views. Just daily activities.  Derick goes through life in such an odd manner. Jill giving a talk. OK she is giving a talk.  Derick plops himself in a group of young girls and is the only male there.  He took something normal and just did it so strangely.  The list is endless with Derick. he posts his kids, a normal dad thing, and his kids are screaming or in a dangerous situation. Who does this?   He tries to be a missionary and instead of actually preaching & helping, he is doing interpretive dance? Like WTF?   He has some hateful views and posts them.  People post hateful things all the time.  EXCEPT it's from his own TLC channel and gets fired!!! What an idiot!!!   He cooks steaks for his wife. Pretty normal thing to do.  EXCEPT he just asked for donations because they are broke!   He is in a wedding along with a whole bunch of other married people but he has to behave so strangely and grab Jill and smooch her like an idiot. 

No matter what Derick does, he does it so strangely. There HAS to be something wrong with him.  There just has to be.  He doesn't function like others.