The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[crazy8s]

2 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Didn't that Go Fund Me get shut down inside of 24 hours?

deriick"s? I truly don't recall, but he tried to get the money that way

[galaxychaser]

4 hours ago, JoanArc said:

*Anna’s eye stress twitches*

I got other body parts twitching at the thought of sex pest anywhere near me. 🤮🤮🤮

Edited December 11, 2019 by galaxychaser

[Sew Sumi]

1 minute ago, galaxychaser said:

I got other body parts twitching at the thought of sex pest anywhere near me.

😵

[Picture It. Sicily]

12 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Her “love” of baking, sure. This wasn’t set up for the cameras at all! 😆

She looks confused. Like she's thinking "hmmmm.....what does this stuff do?"

Edited December 11, 2019 by Picture It. Sicily

[galaxychaser]

Siri call mom let’s ask her how to bake fresh bread?

Best to call the real mom Jana.

[Jeeves]

I've seen this a couple of times on Facebook. I hope nobody's already posted it here. (Let me know if so.) Anyway, I immediately think of the Vuolos when I see it:

[Barb23]

21 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Her “love” of baking, sure. This wasn’t set up for the cameras at all! 😆

I can see them selling  at church bazaars:  "Jinger's Jingle Cookies for Jesus"

[DangerousMinds]

34 minutes ago, Barb23 said:

I can see them selling  at church bazaars:  "Jinger's Jingle Cookies for Jesus"

That would mean she would actually have to do the work of baking, instead of simply posing.

[Tikichick]

2 hours ago, Barb23 said:

I can see them selling  at church bazaars:  "Jinger's Jingle Cookies for Jesus"

1 hour ago, DangerousMinds said:

That would mean she would actually have to do the work of baking, instead of simply posing.

Pretty sure it's possible to dodge the drudgery and still qualify under a little known technicality if you just give up the purity of the alliteration just a pinch.

Sweet Jinger's Jingle Cookies for Jesus or Jinger's Sweet Jingle Cookies for Jesus can be baked by a "sweet" friend using Jinger's recipe, thus still qualifying as authentic enough to satisfy/dupe the superfans.   

[galaxychaser]

Trader Joe’s sells jingle jangle lol. I don’t know what it is but I thought of Jinger Duggar.

[Zella]

16 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Trader Joe’s sells jingle jangle lol. I don’t know what it is but I thought of Jinger Duggar.

If they wanted to loop Jana in, they could sell Jinger-Janagles. LOL

[JoanArc]

1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

Trader Joe’s sells jingle jangle lol. I don’t know what it is but I thought of Jinger Duggar.

 It’s the name of an illicit drug on Riverdale. 

Quote

"Jinger's Jingle Cookies for Jesus

Jingersnaps. Unless the Fonuts trademarked it.

Edited December 11, 2019 by JoanArc

[Oldernowiser]

3 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

That would mean she would actually have to do the work of baking, instead of simply posing.

At this point I think it’s safe to say that the ship has sailed with these two on that degree of ethical concern.

[DangerousMinds]

2 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

Trader Joe’s sells jingle jangle lol. I don’t know what it is but I thought of Jinger Duggar.

I also can’t picture these posers at a church bake sale. Too busy trying to kiss up to Kanye and his porn star wife 🤣

Edited December 11, 2019 by DangerousMinds

[Totally]

On 12/10/2019 at 4:38 PM, Oldernowiser said:

So they went to that hotel and apparently ordered...juice, ice water, and a selfie? Their waitperson must have been thrilled. I guess it’s possible their meal hadn’t arrived yet...but their silverware is unused and shoved all over the place and the napkins are still folded.

Jinger. If you want to look like you have ever baked before, you have to do more than put on an apron. Roll up your sleeves and I sincerely hope you washed your hands. Finally, that’s a shit-ton of flour on that freebie rental granite counter. If you need that much flour your dough is too wet. You really haven’t done this much, have you...so why even pretend?

And change your clothes so that all your kitchen baking/cooking shots look like they were on different days and not a years worth job lot photo shoot 

[Churchhoney]

Note to Vuolos: Competition is stiff. 

Read this in an article this morning -- 'According to a study conducted by the market research company Morning Consult, “86 percent of people aged 13 to 38 would like to become a social media influencer."...

'My 3-year-old niece helped my wife put icing on some cupcakes, and when they finished, she showed them to me and said, “If you want to see more, subscribe to my page.” She doesn’t have a page.' 😲

 But my guess is that if the 3-year-old niece gets a page, Jer won't be able to compete with her. 

Edited December 12, 2019 by Churchhoney

[DangerousMinds]

That is truly a sad commentary on the state of this country right now. 86%???

[Suzn]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Note to Vuolos: Competition is stiff. 

Read this in an article this morning -- 'According to a study conducted by the market research company Morning Consult, “86 percent of people aged 13 to 38 would like to become a social media influencer."...

'My 3-year-old niece helped my wife put icing on some cupcakes, and when they finished, she showed them to me and said, “If you want to see more, subscribe to my page.” She doesn’t have a page.' 😲

 But my guess is that if the 3-year-old niece gets a page, Jer won't be able to compete with her. 

Those numbers are shocking...and yet not.  Social media is eating our society.  People don't live their lives, they perform for an audience.  Who is the audience when everyone is a Star?

[JoanArc]

2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Read this in an article this morning -- 'According to a study conducted by the market research company Morning Consult, “86 percent of people aged 13 to 38 would like to become a social media influencer."...

Young people want to be famous. Not shocked. Jingle's actually beat out most everyone her age age already. I ironically, she inherited her fame. Her parents did all the work to get her famous - mostly in the bedroom (ew).

[Ohiopirate02]

2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Note to Vuolos: Competition is stiff. 

Read this in an article this morning -- 'According to a study conducted by the market research company Morning Consult, “86 percent of people aged 13 to 38 would like to become a social media influencer."...

'My 3-year-old niece helped my wife put icing on some cupcakes, and when they finished, she showed them to me and said, “If you want to see more, subscribe to my page.” She doesn’t have a page.' 😲

 But my guess is that if the 3-year-old niece gets a page, Jer won't be able to compete with her. 

25 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

That is truly a sad commentary on the state of this country right now. 86%???

I am curious by that study, because i know someone famous once said,"there are lies, damned lies, and statistics."  The study size is very small only 2000 people.  Also, the 86% figure is about being willing to post sponsored content for money.  After looking at the survey results, this was done for brands thinking about using influencers to sell their product.  Or the research found the only 2000 Millennials and Gen Zers who do not follow "influencers" for the snark factor.  

I found the survey results by clicking a link through this article--https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/08/study-young-people-want-to-be-paid-influencers.html

[Natalie68]

On 12/11/2019 at 8:12 AM, DangerousMinds said:

That would mean she would actually have to do the work of baking, instead of simply posing.

Nah, she will buy some Lofthouse cookies at Von's, slap them in a box and put her name on them.  Work shmerk.

22 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

Trader Joe’s sells jingle jangle lol. I don’t know what it is but I thought of Jinger Duggar.

Um it is AWESOME!  Its bits of this and that covered in chocolate.  Can't go wrong.

[Churchhoney]

25 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I am curious by that study, because i know someone famous once said,"there are lies, damned lies, and statistics."  The study size is very small only 2000 people.  Also, the 86% figure is about being willing to post sponsored content for money.  After looking at the survey results, this was done for brands thinking about using influencers to sell their product.  Or the research found the only 2000 Millennials and Gen Zers who do not follow "influencers" for the snark factor.  

I found the survey results by clicking a link through this article--https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/08/study-young-people-want-to-be-paid-influencers.html

Could be, certainly.

I'm not sure that a lot of people who say they follow influencers just to snark don't actually secretly want to be influencers anyway, though! 

2000 doesn't sound like a small sample size to me, but I didn't actually look at the study, so I'm probably misunderstanding. (Okay, I looked at the study now -- over 2000 interviews looks quite solid to me, giving about a 3 to 4 percent margin of error I think, so we'll just have to disagree about the adequacy of the sample size.)

In any case, though, I still think Jer and Jingle will have a run for their money with those 3-year-olds!

Edited December 12, 2019 by Churchhoney

[GeeGolly]

I haven't looked at the study but I'm guessing that any job that looks easy and folks think it pays a lot, is a desirable dream. Many young folks want to be actors, musicians and athletes, because it looks fun and easy with a lot of pay. For an adult in a low paying 9 - 5 job, I'm guessing taking and posting pictures of themselves travelling, eating and getting free products seems like a dream job.

Although I think fame might be part of the appeal, I don't think it's the primary one.

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

I haven't looked at the study but I'm guessing that any job that looks easy and folks think it pays a lot, is a desirable dream. Many young folks want to be actors, musicians and athletes, because it looks fun and easy with a lot of pay. For an adult in a low paying 9 - 5 job, I'm guessing taking and posting pictures of themselves travelling, eating and getting free products seems like a dream job.

Although I think fame might be part of the appeal, I don't think it's the primary one.

The dream job, perhaps..... I think it may look that way to Jer and Jingle, too, actually. 

[GeeGolly]

1 minute ago, Churchhoney said:

The dream job, perhaps..... I think it may look that way to Jer and Jingle, too, actually. 

I agree, especially with Jeremy. Although JB has made his TLC money grow with investments, Jinger has never really had an example of a hard worker in her life. From the time she was a teen her lifestyle has been pretty easy. And who knows, she might actually believe that God is rewarding the Duggars with wealth due to their beliefs. 

Jeremy, I'm guessing knows that most jobs require effort and dedication. With him taking on the traditional responsibility (so far only in his mind) as the bread winner, he probably sees Influencing as a pretty good gig.

[fonfereksglen]

On 12/9/2019 at 11:10 PM, Lunera said:

She has flour all over her sleeves.

During our home cooked from scratch after dinner conversation tonight,  I mentioned to my husband that for the last few days, I had been wondering what more there was to come ...... mostly involving the pizza cutter.  So...... 

[galaxychaser]

New pic of datty and prop. Cute pic.

[Sew Sumi]

Here's mommy with Prop. Caption this.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Sew Sumi

[galaxychaser]

I’m sick of this poop: Felicity’s thought bubble 

Edited December 13, 2019 by galaxychaser

[Sew Sumi]

Stop changing my headpiece. 

[Lunera]

Nobody is giving me a cooking show so I'll make my own.

Apparently even the kids ask for these rolls for birthdays. Sure Jan 🙄.

Don't forget to wear your nicest long sleeved top.

Don't be afraid to get those sleeves in there!

Love how they're in a completely different pan. Did the others burn?

She has no freaking personality. Don't quit your day....oh wait.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Lunera

[Oldernowiser]

1) She looks deranged. And a little desperate.

2) The rolls bear a remarkable resemblance to what I clean up in the yard after my 76# dog.

3) They’re also overdone. As is her whole shtick.

As for Prop & Company photos, yet again...yawn.

Whatever, Mary Lou.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Oldernowiser

[galaxychaser]

17 years until I marry my own grifter! Yay!

[OpieTaylor]

Her name looks like finger 😁

[JoanArc]

 Two adults and a small child need that many rolls? RFP’s  belly is going to have a few extra rolls if Jingle thinks she’s the next Martha Stuart. 

I like how she combined her outfit with cleaning the counter, using her sleeves to wipe up the extra flour.

[Sew Sumi]

June Cleaver, she ain't.

[Misslindsey]

I feel like I need to fall down the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen rabbit hole to cleanse myself from that nonsense. JinJer are so thirsty. Also, Jana posted the same recipe on her social media.

It feels like Jinger and Jeremy are throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Misslindsey

[Oldernowiser]

Is it just me or in that first photo does she look cross eyed?

Edited December 13, 2019 by Oldernowiser

[Spencer Hastings]

Jinger is so boring.  Cooking with Jill would’ve been a lot more entertaining, if only for the reaction videos we could’ve produced as “influencers.”

Spoiler

[BitterApple]

Thank you for taking the time to post those screen shots, Lunera. Jinger maniacally trying to make fetch happen gave me the laughs I needed to start my day.

Edited December 13, 2019 by BitterApple

[BradandJanet]

I wonder where Prop gets her clothes. The scalloped hem on the little burgundy dress is quite trendy. 

[luvbadtv]

Jinger definitely looks pregnant in that pic w/ the striped blazer.

[lascuba]

11 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

1) She looks deranged. And a little desperate.

2) The rolls bear a remarkable resemblance to what I clean up in the yard after my 76# dog.

3) They’re also overdone. As is her whole shtick.

As for Prop & Company photos, yet again...yawn.

Whatever, Mary Lou.

Very desperate.

I've been thinking of the Jill/Jinger/Jessa videos a bit. Jill's are very low effort with genuine--and super awkward--enthusiasm. Jessa's are also low effort but with a very no-nonsense, slightly bored, natural way of speaking. Jinger (really Jeremy) is all about the high production values and having the look of popular instagrammers but is so clearly desperate to be liked that she comes off as awkward and not at all into what she's doing.

I have no idea where I'm going with this, really, except maybe that some combination of the 3 could produce something marketable. Like, take Jinger's video/photo quality with Jessa's seeming comfort and a smidgen of Jill's genuine enthusiasm for whatever topic they're discussing.

[galaxychaser]

Baking with Jinger: 1 kid and counting 

[xwordfanatik]

Well, what do you know?  Datty with his mouth CLOSED!

12 hours ago, OpieTaylor said:

Her name looks like finger 😁

Mr. Tall Man?  LOL

12 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

1) She looks deranged. And a little desperate.

2) The rolls bear a remarkable resemblance to what I clean up in the yard after my 76# dog.

3) They’re also overdone. As is her whole shtick.

As for Prop & Company photos, yet again...yawn.

Whatever, Mary Lou.

Number 2 is my favorite.  They really do look like that.  

[xwordfanatik]

Blazer pic does look like Jin's pregnant.  Is it wrong of me to hope it's another girl?  Datty  seems the type to feel like girl children are an affront to his macho-ness.

[sugarplum]

1 hour ago, luvbadtv said:

Jinger definitely looks pregnant in that pic w/ the striped blazer.

I though the same thing. 

[Oldernowiser]

9 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Blazer pic does look like Jin's pregnant.  Is it wrong of me to hope it's another girl?  Datty  seems the type to feel like girl children are an affront to his macho-ness.

Actually, my take is that he’d love his family to be all admiring little girls, so I’m hoping for a boy Sam-equivalent who has Datty’s number by six months and an eyeroll perfected by seven months who thinks sports are stupid and wants to study quantum physics.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Oldernowiser

[Churchhoney]

I feel bad for JInger, actually. She's not very good at this, but she clearly wants to contribute. Do something, help out her family, make money, accomplish something.

Not her fault she doesn't know much; doesn't have any useful experience; sees no alternative but this silliness; doesn't have permission or opportunity or confidence to do anything more real than this; doesn't have the personality either to enjoy this, looks like, or to pull it off, probably....etc.....

I hope someday she gets some of those things, so she can pursue some projects for real that bring her some returns and satisfaction.

But that probably depends on Jer getting some kind of real job in which he learns that Jingle really can be useful for something besides keeping house and ornamenting him. And I don't know how likely that is. 

And.... why why why are Jingle and Jana both on this simultaneous yeast rolls kick???

It must be some dumb PR person's idea....but it's just stupid to have them both pretending to be enthralled with the exact same project at the exact same time -- especially when the project doesn't seem to have any actual connection to either of them, by the look of it.

Are we to believe that both of them spent ages in the TTH trying and trying again to bake dinner rolls -- wasting untold amounts of expensive ingredients and time in the midst of the Duggars' normal canned-food chaos -- and finally figuring it out after an obscene number of tries and then both becoming dinner-roll experts (because every family needs two of those -- especially when they can barely cook anything) ....and now suddenly out of the blue they're both just dying to share all of that with us? THIS week? WTF? 

Edited December 13, 2019 by Churchhoney

[Natalie68]

13 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Here's mommy with Prop. Caption this.

Not a caption but if she insists on having blonde highlights she needs to keep up her roots.  Peeve of mine.

1 hour ago, luvbadtv said:

Jinger definitely looks pregnant in that pic w/ the striped blazer.

That is what I thought.