Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob

[latetotheparty]

17 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Nothing but the best, for themselves.

As fucking usual. 

[Absolom]

I keep wondering what they find to do in Hawaii that is acceptable to their sensibilities.  Well besides the obvious. 

[JoanArc]

38 minutes ago, Absolom said:

I keep wondering what they find to do in Hawaii that is acceptable to their sensibilities.  Well besides the obvious. 

Leper colony?

[OpieTaylor]

On 7/18/2017 at 11:40 AM, ginger90 said:

A message, complete with a list, from Michelle to Jim Bob

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/happy-birthday-jim-bob

Seems MEchelle is copying Jessa with this numbered list.  Hasn't "Jess" done these for Boob and Bin over the last year or so?

[queenanne]

19 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Leper colony?

Eat really good pineapple?

[latetotheparty]

29 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Leper colony?

Joan I don't even have to see your name to know which comments are yours!   One of thes days you're gonna owe me a keyboard. 

[Genevrier]

Surely there's a volcano they can play in, right?

[Westiepeach]

I so love us. 

[babyhouseman]

3 hours ago, Lunera said:

I hope nobody offers Boob a lei 

[JoanArc]

2 hours ago, Genevrier said:

Surely there's a volcano they can play in, right?

"I'd throw myself in, but the volcano god isn't real and I'm not a virgin since I gave birth to 19 children!"

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, babyhouseman said:

I hope nobody offers Boob a lei 

I'd be all right with inviting him to a pig roast as the main course.

[awaken]

3 hours ago, queenanne said:

Eat really good pineapple?

Im sure that's way too "foreign" for them and boob would insult it!

long sleeve blouse in Hawaii!

love how they all show off their expensive trips, then beg for wedding gifts and ministry donations.  What a fraud. 

[LilJen]

3 hours ago, JoanArc said:

Leper colony?

Ha. That's Molokai. Not good enough for those dopes. (True story: dh and I honeymooned on Molokai. Free condo, so why not? It was kind of boring since we don't golf, but that was okay.)

[latetotheparty]

4 hours ago, queenanne said:

Eat really good pineapple?

Is that an euphemism? :)

[Rabbittron]

3 hours ago, babyhouseman said:

I hope nobody offers Boob a lei 

I  just glanced at the photo and wondered why Blob was with his mom.

[ariel]

7 hours ago, Absolom said:

I keep wondering what they find to do in Hawaii that is acceptable to their sensibilities.  Well besides the obvious. 

Maybe eat Spam.  They do like crappy processed food.

Edited July 22, 2017 by ariel

[sometimesy]

Haha, now all the local kids know the parents are out of town, party at Duggars! Imagine them getting wild and sugared up. 

[Genevrier]

4 hours ago, ariel said:

Maybe eat Spam.  They do like crappy processed food.

That is true. People make Spam sushi in Hawaii. Honest to God.

[Jynnan tonnix]

1 hour ago, Genevrier said:

That is true. People make Spam sushi in Hawaii. Honest to God.

Spam musubi is the best! A slice of Spam in teriyaki sauce sandwiched in (or on top of) sticky rice and wrapped in nori. Like a big piece of sushi. We were stationed there on and off for a few years and that was a real lunchtime staple if you were on the go!

[xwordfanatik]

8 hours ago, ariel said:

Maybe eat Spam.  They do like crappy processed food.

Well, Spam IS the official state meat of HI.

7 hours ago, sometimesy said:

Haha, now all the local kids know the parents are out of town, party at Duggars! Imagine them getting wild and sugared up. 

I'd rather picture them drinking and trashing the place.  The question then is, would Meeeechelle notice the mess?

[SnarkyShark]

18 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Pimping out one's family really works!  How many leghumpers are praising this, I wonder?

I'm trying to think of a less-worthy couple, and I'm coming up empty.

The Rodriguez couple? They can enjoy the spoils of Hawaii while their kids are left in the motor home.

[EVS]

10 hours ago, sometimesy said:

Haha, now all the local kids know the parents are out of town, party at Duggars! Imagine them getting wild and sugared up. 

My wish would be that Jana would take the opportunity to make a break for it.

[ginger90]

More from the trip

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/hawaii-trip

[Genevrier]

3 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

More from the trip

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/hawaii-trip

The most beautiful chocolate cake that you've ever seen. That cake is practically presidential! 

[GeeGolly]

Michelle sounded a little like Priscilla W in the video. Prissy's videos seem to be haunting me.

[latetotheparty]

32 minutes ago, EVS said:

My wish would be that Jana would take the opportunity to make a break for it.

I'll fill up her gas tank. 

23 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

More from the trip

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2017/7/hawaii-trip

That super dark hair dye really ages her. 

[Absolom]

Her hair color varied with the lighting.  I'm not sure she dyed it dark. 

[EmeraldGirl]

A rodeo with beer drinkers. Thank god the kids weren't along to witness such sin. 

So black skirt and hose, I suppose (ooh, that's very Dr. Suess)? I guess no beach days for this pair, but not even the traditional, corny luau? Oh whoops, dancing, bikini tops, topless men with fire.

[Westiepeach]

Why on earth pick Hawaii if they are defrauded by every little thing????

[SMama]

Probably because TLC paid for the trip? Good thing I don't watch, but even the thought of their faces back on the show makes me stabby.

[ginger90]

I wonder if Jill was disappointed they were away at this time, or relieved? 

[SMama]

I bet Derrick was relieved. Where they home when Samuel was born? 

[Sew Sumi]

Yes, they left for Hawaii this past Tuesday.

[SMama]

Thank you. I still bet Derick was relieved. 

[Absolom]

They'd be useless as help anyway. 

[JoanArc]

Michelle looks aged in that rodeo pic.

 

The both wish the kids were there....but.....they ain't payin' for that. I don't know why it angers me so to see these assholes in vacation but it does. Their relationship isn't that special.

[xwordfanatik]

Gotta say, Meeeechelle looks as old or older than my 67 year old SIL.

Those smiles make me sick.  Phony as all get out.

Like youth is wasted on the young, vacations are wasted on anyone Duggar.

[mimionthebeach]

4 hours ago, latetotheparty said:

I'll fill up her gas tank. 

I first read this as euphemistic. Long time since I visited the prayer closet... hope the snacks are still good. 

[kokapetl]

[drafan]

34 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

 

Why is there a halo around JB's junk?

And Mullet is defrauding me with her Dolly Parton circa 1960 blouse and pleather-panelled skirt.

[floridamom]

I have never seen a 50 year old woman look so old as Michelle looks in that black and blue get up by the helicopter in HI.

[Churchhoney]

32 minutes ago, floridamom said:

I have never seen a 50 year old woman look so old as Michelle looks in that black and blue get up by the helicopter in HI.

Same here. .... Except for the picture at the zoo. .... Where she looked like Whistler's Mother's Mother.

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, drafan said:

Why is there a halo around JB's junk?

 

Oh, come now. You surely jest. That's the most hallowed junk ever. As Jizm Bob himself would tell you.

[Genevrier]

6 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:

A rodeo with beer drinkers. Thank god the kids weren't along to witness such sin. 

So black skirt and hose, I suppose (ooh, that's very Dr. Suess)? I

And her trusty Bea Arthurs. In Hawaii. So strange.

1 hour ago, drafan said:

Why is there a halo around JB's junk?

It's highlighted, in case anyone misses it.

[Almost 3000]

All this forum talk of enjoying Luau pig and spam but the Dugs don't do pork either. They might give us a pix of them sharing an Hawaiian shaved ice though. Ice should be devil and defrauding safe...

[cmr2014]

1 hour ago, floridamom said:

I have never seen a 50 year old woman look so old as Michelle looks in that black and blue get up by the helicopter in HI.

I don't think her face looks that old, just her body. It's a combination of WAAAAAAAY too many kids, "modesty" standards, and a complete and total inability to put together a nice outfit for any reason at any time.

And why, just why, are these two idiots on vacation? They don't work, they don't take care of their kids, what are they taking a vacation from?

[SMama]

They are taking a vacation from watching Jana do all the work. Watching someone cleaning your house, raising your kids, and in a joyful manner is tiring y'all.

Edited July 27, 2017 by SMama

[Genevrier]

6 hours ago, cmr2014 said:

And why, just why, are these two idiots on vacation? They don't work, they don't take care of their kids, what are they taking a vacation from?

Expectations. All these people expecting them to work and/or raise their own children, it's exhausting. Of course they needed to take a 'spiritual retreat.' 

[BetyBee]

I think Michelle's shoes and dark stockings are more about foot problems and varicose veins than about modesty.  

[RazzleberryPie]

53 minutes ago, BetyBee said:

I think Michelle's shoes and dark stockings are more about foot problems and varicose veins than about modesty.  

I've always suspected varicose veins, too. She'd look so much better if she'd wear a maxi skirt if she insists on no pants. Those dark hose are hideous.