Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob

[Aja]

34 minutes ago, MsJamieDornan said:

So, JimBoob looks for a husband for his daughters. But, they have no education and never plan to work, but, they arent really prepared to be a stay at home wife either? I'm not sure I'm getting what their goal in life is?

Reality TV

[ginger90]

Wouldn't it have been great if the Duggar daughters were given a form to fill out by their potential inlaws?

[Missy Vixen]

8 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Wouldn't it have been great if the Duggar daughters were given a form to fill out by their potential inlaws?

It would be interesting to read what their goals in life were. It would also be captivating to find out what the past five books they read and how many books they read in 2016, ask them to do a one-page math test (high school level), find out if they have any idea of how much it actually costs to run a household for two each month and what is involved in that task. I could go on.  Attempting to read the form would be a task in itself; one has to believe the responses would be far below high school graduate composition skills, spelling and grammar.

[JoanArc]

16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Wouldn't it have been great if the Duggar daughters were given a form to fill out by their potential inlaws?

"How much do you make per year? What will marrying you do for my career? Is you family harboring and deep dark secrets?"

[ginger90]

Name ______________

Joy: My name ?

[ariel]

2 hours ago, MsJamieDornan said:

So, JimBoob looks for a husband for his daughters. But, they have no education and never plan to work, but, they arent really prepared to be a stay at home wife either? I'm not sure I'm getting what their goal in life is?

Breed for Jesus.  They want to out number us heathens & rule all of the land according to their beliefs.

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, Aja said:

Reality TV

And "Brood Mares for Jesus" would be a really kick-ass name for that show. 

It'd be sort of like Petticoat Junction, only with tight spandex maternity clothes and Pops Daddy Jizm Bob instead of Uncle Joe. 

Edited June 29, 2017 by Churchhoney

[AUgirl]

1 hour ago, Jeeves said:

^^^This. JB and MEchelle are - pains me to say it - essentially very physically attractive and telegenic, even as they age.

Ugh-JB looks like a donkey to me with his huge teeth and long face. He always brays like a donkey. 

I guess what I'm saying if it looks like a donkey, and sounds like a donkey it's a Jack Ass which describes him perfectly. 

[Jeeves]

1 hour ago, AUgirl said:

Ugh-JB looks like a donkey to me with his huge teeth and long face. He always brays like a donkey. 

I guess what I'm saying if it looks like a donkey, and sounds like a donkey it's a Jack Ass which describes him perfectly. 

Hey, that's not fair to donkeys! I like donkeys, and if I had a house on a little land, I'd probably have a couple of donkeys. There's a donkey shelter not far out of town which I love to visit. You could do worse things on a free afternoon than hang out with some mellow donkeys. Really.

ETA: yes, I personally don't find JB to be attractive. I can stand to watch him talk for approximately three seconds before nausea/disgust/repulsion sets in. But generally, he does have even facial features and is photogenic/telegenic. 

Edited July 4, 2017 by Jeeves

[Nysha]

I think JB is nice enough looking, but his views are so repugnant that it makes him an ugly human.

[floridamom]

Someone a while ago, somewhere posted that in their opinion Jim Bob looked like a cross between Howdy Doody and a lesser Kennedy. I though that was spot on. To this day, when I see his face, that's what I think of.

[BitterApple]

18 minutes ago, floridamom said:

Someone a while ago, somewhere posted that in their opinion Jim Bob looked like a cross between Howdy Doody and a lesser Kennedy. I though that was spot on. To this day, when I see his face, that's what I think of.

Lmfaooo, so true. Like if Joe Sr. had knocked up one of the maids, Boob would've been the result.

[ginger90]

Thankful to practice their faith with freedom. So, why can't they leave other people alone?

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.518180528315601.1073741828.510067475793573/1077859752347673/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

[Sew Sumi]

Oh yay. A day for them to set off illegal fireworks and almost burn the place down like they did a few years ago during a burn ban. Safety and Duggars never belong in the same sentence 

[latetotheparty]

4 hours ago, AUgirl said:

Ugh-JB looks like a donkey to me with his huge teeth and long face. He always brays like a donkey. 

I guess what I'm saying if it looks like a donkey, and sounds like a donkey it's a Jack Ass which describes him perfectly. 

 Think he looks more simian than donkey-like and that's an insult to our simian ancestors. He absolutely repulses me which is why I think all photos of him need to be behind a cut. I actively shudder and feel sick when I see him. There's not much that makes me feel sorry for MEchelle but having than goon all over her does. 

[xwordfanatik]

20 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Thankful to practice their faith with freedom. So, why can't they leave other people alone?

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.518180528315601.1073741828.510067475793573/1077859752347673/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

I'm with you.  George Carlin thought there should be another commandment:  Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

If only...

[JoanArc]

46 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Thankful to practice their faith with freedom. So, why can't they leave other people alone?

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.518180528315601.1073741828.510067475793573/1077859752347673/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

The freedom to shove their faith in your face, of course. Pray for our leaders? I'd love to hear their justification for voting for someone with kids from 3 different wives, all of who he had affairs on.

[xwordfanatik]

3 hours ago, Jeeves said:

Hey, that's not fair to donkeys! I like donkeys, and if I had a house on a little land, I'd probably have a couple of donkeys. There's a donkey shelter not far out of town which I love to visit. You could do worse things on a free afternoon than hang out with some mellow donkeys. Really.

ETA: yes, I personally don't find JB to be attractive. I can stand to watch him talk for approximately three seconds before nausea/disgust/repulsion sets in. But generally, he does have even facial features and is photogenic/telegenic. 

Doesn't JD have that same braying laugh?  I thought I noticed it on Joy's wedding episode.

I get what you're saying.  I too don't think Boob is attractive, but he's not downright ugly.  Same with MeChelle.  But their personalities?  Sucky.

[xwordfanatik]

30 minutes ago, latetotheparty said:

 Think he looks more simian than donkey-like and that's an insult to our simian ancestors. He absolutely repulses me which is why I think all photos of him need to be behind a cut. I actively shudder and feel sick when I see him. There's not much that makes me feel sorry for MEchelle but having than goon all over her does. 

Is the halitosis rumor true?  That alone has to make MeChelle less "joyfully available."  But obviously, it doesn't, after what?  21 pregnancies?  

Ugh.
 

[Sew Sumi]

Mechelle has mentioned the bad breath. It was years ago, but it's documented. As Duggar humor, I suppose.

Edited July 4, 2017 by Sew Sumi

[ariel]

59 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Oh yay. A day for them to set off illegal fireworks and almost burn the place down like they did a few years ago during a burn ban. Safety and Duggars never belong in the same sentence 

Even through they live out in the sticks, the Duggars illegal fireworks can burn someone else's house down, scare  animals (we know the D's don't give a rat's ass about animals) or cause discomfort to a war veteran with PTSD.  The D's don't care.  The world revolves around them because Jesus told them so.

[sometimesy]

I thought fireworks were legal in the US? Or do the Duggars have access to the wrong ones. Where would a Duggar find a fireworks fence lol, just the thought is hilarious. Hey buddy, I have a fake monetary note with godly writing, know where I can buy some illegal fireworks.. and a hooker for my brother. 

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, ariel said:

Even through they live out in the sticks, the Duggars illegal fireworks can burn someone else's house down, scare  animals (we know the D's don't give a rat's ass about animals) or cause discomfort to a war veteran with PTSD.  The D's don't care.  The world revolves around them because Jesus told them so.

That is so troubling.  I remember going up to my MIL's house, and the poor dog hid out in the bathtub/shower because of all the noise.  

I'm keeping my kitty indoors tonight.  Fireworks are illegal where I live, but people set them off anyway.  

Special snowflakes get a pass on stuff they would bitch about if heathens (like me) did the same exact thing.  I'll never understand that shit.

[ariel]

17 minutes ago, sometimesy said:

I thought fireworks were legal in the US? Or do the Duggars have access to the wrong ones. Where would a Duggar find a fireworks fence lol, just the thought is hilarious. Hey buddy, I have a fake monetary note with godly writing, know where I can buy some illegal fireworks.. and a hooker for my brother. 

Fireworks are legal in some states of the US.  Thankfully not mine.  I just looked up Arkansas & a 12 year old can legally buy fireworks in that state.  What could possibly go wrong with a 12 year old & fireworks?   ;)

https://weather.com/holiday/july-fourth/news/are-fireworks-legal-your-state-20140619#/1

Edited July 4, 2017 by ariel

[xwordfanatik]

6 minutes ago, sometimesy said:

I thought fireworks were legal in the US? Or do the Duggars have access to the wrong ones. Where would a Duggar find a fireworks fence lol, just the thought is hilarious. Hey buddy, I have a fake monetary note with godly writing, know where I can buy some illegal fireworks.. and a hooker for my brother. 

I recall Cheech & Chong (yes, I am old) having an act about 10 dollars, a bottle of booze, and a hooker.  

Several cities (mine is one) have made fireworks illegal.  AFAIK, they're still OK in lots of other places in my state, including the rez.

[MargeGunderson]

7 minutes ago, sometimesy said:

I thought fireworks were legal in the US? Or do the Duggars have access to the wrong ones. Where would a Duggar find a fireworks fence lol, just the thought is hilarious. Hey buddy, I have a fake monetary note with godly writing, know where I can buy some illegal fireworks.. and a hooker for my brother. 

Depends on the state. In Massachusetts, you can't sell them but it's not illegal to set them off (New Hampshire sells them). I seem to remember that they are legal in Missouri which isn't that far from Bentonville/Solomon Springs/Tonitown (I spent a long summer outside of Bentonville, working at Walmart headquarters).

[GeeGolly]

Firework are illegal in Massachusetts - even sparklers.

[MargeGunderson]

12 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Firework are illegal in Massachusetts - even sparklers.

Huh, I didn't know that. Maybe this is the year that I call the police on my neighbors. They like to set off firecrackers between midnight and 3 am.

[truthtalk2014]

3 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

That is so troubling.  I remember going up to my MIL's house, and the poor dog hid out in the bathtub/shower because of all the noise.  

I'm keeping my kitty indoors tonight.  Fireworks are illegal where I live, but people set them off anyway.  

Special snowflakes get a pass on stuff they would bitch about if heathens (like me) did the same exact thing.  I'll never understand that shit.

I am terrified of what would happen with the animals at the TTH on July 4th.  No way they would take them inside.  Derrick would have a great time terrorizing them with fireworks.  MEchelle is too out of it to even offer a pitcher for kittens.  I have rescued dogs three times on 4th of July that show up at our house terrified.  

Just an hour ago, we just had an idiot two blocks down the street blow his legs off from holding a mortar firework (I have no idea what that is) in his hands and it exploded.  I do hope Jana is supervising while JB and MEchelle work on baby 20. 

Off topic- but please make sure your pets are okay tonight.  

[Churchhoney]

5 hours ago, sometimesy said:

I thought fireworks were legal in the US? Or do the Duggars have access to the wrong ones. Where would a Duggar find a fireworks fence lol, just the thought is hilarious. Hey buddy, I have a fake monetary note with godly writing, know where I can buy some illegal fireworks.. and a hooker for my brother. 

Legality varies state to state. Arkansas is very permissive about fireworks, I think. 

[CalicoKitty]

In California each county has its own rules.  They are definitely legal in my county.  Lots of charities and non-profits have booth to sell fireworks.  The organization must send people to take a safety class, and a "safety officer" (someone who has taken the class) must be on site at the booth during sale hours.  Other nearby counties do not allow fire works.  It just depends.

I was just remembering a funny incident. Several years ago our county did not allow fire works.  One night a house a couple of blocks away caught on fire, and it tuned out that the occupants had been storing illegal fireworks in the garage.  The neighborhood was treated to a great fireworks show.......

[Temperance]

8 hours ago, ariel said:

Even through they live out in the sticks, the Duggars illegal fireworks can burn someone else's house down, scare  animals (we know the D's don't give a rat's ass about animals) or cause discomfort to a war veteran with PTSD.  The D's don't care.  The world revolves around them because Jesus told them so.

The fireworks were so loud last night! Our neighbors don't care.  Yeah the D's don't care, but that's true all over the place and I'm sure of many Christians all over the country.

Sometimesy-     Depends on the state. However you can get 'em from other states where it's legal. Ex: Massachusetts residents can get their fireworks in nearby states like New Hampshire or Connecticut. 

Edited July 5, 2017 by Temperance

[zoomama]

cali here. in our county, fireworks are a no-o. and i wish it was a state wide thing.  i think the duggers got it right (ref picture of izzy at public fireworks display). we had fires all around us. i hate worrying about that stuff especially on 4th of july. (i REALLY love the big public displays). 

[Aja]

21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Thankful to practice their faith with freedom. So, why can't they leave other people alone?

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.518180528315601.1073741828.510067475793573/1077859752347673/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

Yeah, I bet you're thankful, Duggars. I can't think of any other Westernized country where crowing publicly and constantly about your sexual obsession with your own children wouldn't, at the very least, be investigated. And it's highly unlikely you'd actually get Z-list reality TV fame because of it. So I hope you did actually take some time out to thank the USA, and especially our leaders.

[Jynnan tonnix]

22 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Thankful to practice their faith with freedom. So, why can't they leave other people alone?

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.518180528315601.1073741828.510067475793573/1077859752347673/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

That's actually rather a nifty photo there...wonder whether one of them took it or just lifted it from someplace else. But the sentiment? Um, not so much, As you say, why can't they leave other people to enjoy the freedom to practice their own faith as is meaningful to them?

[bigskygirl]

JB and Josh remind me of the one episode of MASH where General Macarthur was coming for a visit. His aide came to camp and was talking with the higher ranked staff and told them only reply to the general when he spoke to you and say things like "Yes General Macarthur!" "No General Macarthur!" etc. etc. Trapper speaks up and says "Oh My God!" Of course Hawkeye replies with "Close, very close!" JB and Josh have the God like complex. In some ways Josh is like Frank because he judges everyone by his standards, but he would cheat on his wife and use others to get what he wants. I would say JB is like Frank in some ways also with his holier than thou mind also, but he is only a legend in his own pathetic mind.

[Rabbittron]

6 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

That's actually rather a nifty photo there...wonder whether one of them took it or just lifted it from someplace else. But the sentiment? Um, not so much, As you say, why can't they leave other people to enjoy the freedom to practice their own faith as is meaningful to them?

Because their faith is the only one that matters. 

[ariel]

1 hour ago, Rabbittron said:

Because their faith is the only one that matters. 

What makes it worse it that they think their cult

version of Christianity must be the true & the only one.  They would love to make their "faith" the law of the land.

I'm happy to be a let & let live kind of person. Please don't force your brand of religion on me.  If I'm interested ,I'll come & see you.

[kalamac]

1 hour ago, ariel said:

What makes it worse it that they think their cult

version of Christianity must be the true & the only one.  They would love to make their "faith" the law of the land.

I'm happy to be a let & let live kind of person. Please don't force your brand of religion on me.  If I'm interested ,I'll come & see you.

Reminds me of that quote that goes around tumblr sometimes:

"Religion is like a penis,
It's fine if you have one,
It's okay to be proud of it,
But don't whip it out in public,
And don't force it on people who aren't interested."

[Rabbittron]

Michelle don't forget July 11th is put your feed bag on paint black and white spots on your face and waddle up to the chick  fil a trough and get your favorite thing free food.

[Summer]

Can someone give me details on Michelles meltdown in the laundry room?  I'm too lazy to do a search :)

[Sew Sumi]

2 hours ago, Summer said:

Can someone give me details on Michelles meltdown in the laundry room?  I'm too lazy to do a search :)

Not much to say other than she had 7 kids and up to her eyeballs in laundry. She says she cried out to God for help, and a little old lady from church came to help her. Jana was still too young to be a sister mom at the time.

[JoanArc]

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It was 1:00 AM in the morning as I stood folding laundry with tears streaming down my cheeks. Feelings of being overwhelmed flooded my mind. I cried aloud, "LORD I NEED YOUR HELP, I can't do it all! I feel so inadequate! Diapers, dishes, laundry, meals, cleanup, school lessons, baths, hugs, kisses, correction..." My list seemed to go on and on.

Then it was as if a still small voice said, "Michelle, it's easy to praise ME when things are going good, but are you willing to praise ME now?" Immediately the scripture that says, "Offer up a sacrifice of praise", came to mind.

I said, "OK Lord, I will praise you even now! It really is a sacrifice!" So through the tears I began to sing, "The joy of the Lord is my strength". In my heart there was a release as if a burden had been lifted. I finished the laundry at 2 AM and went to bed.

Days later, I was at our piano teacher's home (at 7 AM) trying to catch up on paperwork while the children were taking their lessons. Instead, I kept drifting off to sleep! The teacher noticed and asked, "Are you OK?" I replied, "I'm fine, I'm just tired. I was up late finishing laundry."

As we talked more she said that she actually enjoyed doing laundry and that she would be glad to come and help me! That weekend when she arrived we had mountains of dirty laundry, and when she left we had nice, neat, orderly stacks of clean laundry! For 12 years now, our piano teacher, whom we consider a part of our family and loving call "NaNa" has faithfully come (now twice a week) to help us with laundry! GOD sent "An angel" in answer to my cry for help.

He is faithful to hear the humble cries of his children. "Humble thyself in the sight of the Lord and He will lift you up." God lifted my burden (literally mountains of laundry!) and freed me to meet the more urgent needs of my family. "Now unto Him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, unto Him be glory..."

Remember mothers, where God guides He provides!

1. You were and are inadequate. You did nothing to change after this other than pawn work off on other while you continued to breed and glorify yourself.

2. Correction (aka punishment) is what you live for, and clearly your favorite part of parenting. How else would you show you're in control?

3. Not a lot of praise during the Josh scandal - just a lot of blaming of others.

4. The sacrifice of praise sounds like a late night suck-up session to the boss, which was quickly rewarded. Nice religion.

5. Wanna bet this person is 'Alice'

 

Oh, and soon after all this she enslaved Jana to raise her kids.

[ginger90]

12 freaking years?? And I bet it was only done on the days "Nana" did it.

[Summer]

Thanks, guys!  So let me get this straight, she had 7 kids, all pretty much a year apart, and she is surprised that she feels overwhelmed??  Hey, Michelle, NEWSFLASH, having that many kids so close in age IS overwhelming so here's an idea, next time maybe don't be so "joyfully" available when your horned up husband wants to bang you and you can slow down on the baby making....Gah, I can't stand this woman....And God bless poor "Nana" who probably offered to help for a week or so and twelve years later she's still folding, poor thing didn't know what she was getting herself into....

[Lemur]

I'm always surprised, in the retelling, that she doesn't claim direct input from God.  Then I remember that she's unfit to receive it, being a female and all that, as these people think God only takes to men.

[xwordfanatik]

Hey Derick, if anyone could be called manipulative, it's your dear mother-in-law.  If I had been in that situation, instead of using a kind woman for years, I would have gone to the doctor and had my tubes tied.  Quit making babies you cannot handle!

Selfish woman, that one.  But we all know that.

[Scarlett45]

6 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Hey Derick, if anyone could be called manipulative, it's your dear mother-in-law.  If I had been in that situation, instead of using a kind woman for years, I would have gone to the doctor and had my tubes tied.  Quit making babies you cannot handle!

Selfish woman, that one.  But we all know that.

Yes. I think that should've been a clue that 7 was enough (Joseph was a baby) and just STOP!!!! 

A woman in a Facebook group I belong to was stating that she was pregnant with their 13th (Catholic, kids age 19-3) and that the hardest time was when she had 5-6, because the older ones are closer in age (younger and more fertile I suppose) and they aren't that much help when they are small, but NOW it's much easier because there are more hands to help her so 12 is easier than 5.  I could see someone telling Michelle this. "Just keep at it and you'll get more help!"

Edited July 8, 2017 by Scarlett45

[queenanne]

4 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

Yes. I think that should've been a clue that 7 was enough (Joseph was a baby) and just STOP!!!! 

A woman in a Facebook group I belong to was stating that she was pregnant with their 13th (Catholic, kids age 19-3) and that the hardest time was when she had 5-6, because the older ones are closer in age (younger and more fertile I suppose) and they aren't that much help when they are small, but NOW it's much easier because there are more hands to help her so 12 is easier than 5.  I could see someone telling Michelle this. "Just keep at it and you'll get more help!"

That's both hilarious yet kind of scuzzy.  I continue to imagine those older kids feeling like slaves, like Madonna said being the oldest of eight expected to take care of her siblings made her "feel like Cinderella" growing up, which I think should be the response of any teenager possessing a modicum of spirit.

[Chalby]

12 hours ago, Summer said:

Thanks, guys!  So let me get this straight, she had 7 kids, all pretty much a year apart, and she is surprised that she feels overwhelmed??  Hey, Michelle, NEWSFLASH, having that many kids so close in age IS overwhelming so here's an idea, next time maybe don't be so "joyfully" available when your horned up husband wants to bang you and you can slow down on the baby making....Gah, I can't stand this woman....And God bless poor "Nana" who probably offered to help for a week or so and twelve years later she's still folding, poor thing didn't know what she was getting herself into....

OMG - and I do mean My, (not Michelle's) God, lol - When I read about her breakdown - I wanted to break down. I realize she put herself in this position, but where the hell was JimBob? Your wife is in the laundry room at 2:00 a.m., crying, and you don't even know. And why isn't he embarrassed that a stranger has to come into their house to help his wife. Doesn't he look like an unsupportive ass? If she's doing chores until 2:00 am, is he just waiting for her to come to bed so he can impregnate her again? And since Josh was her firstborn, why the Hell wasn't he helping out? Why is she waiting to enslave her girls, or did she already know that Josh should not be left alone with the kids? This really made me angry when I read about it. I had no idea she hit a wall in her parenting. It makes me even more angry that she continued popping out kids -praying more strangers will take on her work load? These people make me so mad, yet I keep coming back to see what everyone is posting. I swear I torment myself.

Edited July 8, 2017 by Chalby