Michelle and JimBob aka J'Chelle and Boob

[SMama]

Why is Bin sitting on the steps like a child? Well he does belong to Boob and Mullet.

Edited May 16, 2017 by SMama

[Obsidian]

11 hours ago, Mollie said:

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Jill could use this picture to convert women. "Look what you could have if you join our cult!"

It looks like a scene from a nightmare. The leering face looming ever closer, moving in for a kiss (or worse), and the staircase-ful of your children staring creepily at him. 

[Natalie68]

12 hours ago, Mollie said:

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Is this the new trailer for IT?  I have heard its scary.  

[ginger90]

October 27-29, 2017 marks our 6th Annual Fall Marriage Retreat! This year will be featuring Dr. S.M Davis, and Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of TLC’s “Counting On”!

https://www.fortrock.org/events/2013/marriage-retreat-with-dr-s-m-davis-october-27-29-2017/

Funny they have to be referred to in relation to a television show.

[Sew Sumi]

A show on which they weren't initially allowed to appear, or if so, very briefly. 

[latetotheparty]

13 hours ago, Mollie said:

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I think Jim Bob's face needs to be under a cut. For the sake of my mental health. And my digestion. 

[SnarkyShark]

13 hours ago, Mollie said:

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Desperate narcissistic 50 year old man tries to use selfies as a last-ditch recruiting and publicity tool for his patriarchic cult lifestyle. If this doesn't win them over, nothing will!

Clearly wisdumb booklets fail to include a chapter on selfies—angles, background, and positioning of the person holding the phone.  

[Annb67]

On 5/8/2017 at 8:33 AM, Churchhoney said:

Bingo.

Honestly, that experience alone would be enough to warp a lot of people for life, seems to me. And that would include people who, unlike Josh, weren't already warped to start with. If it had happened to me, I expect I would have been plotting massive revenge against those parents until I got the damn revenge.

Can you imagine?! Hell I would have been the type of sassy kid who, had I been made to, would of stood up in church and thrown other people under the bus as well. I wouldn't have gone down alone. Lol

Could they have just wished her a happy Mothers Day, oh i don't know, in person? It's all so completely fake. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

10 hours ago, Obsidian said:

Jill could use this picture to convert women. "Look what you could have if you join our cult!"

It looks like a scene from a nightmare. The leering face looming ever closer, moving in for a kiss (or worse), and the staircase-ful of your children staring creepily at him. 

Not to mention the cloud of halitosis!

[allonsyalice]

On 5/16/2017 at 6:01 AM, Mollie said:

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"Time to get in there and make this about me"

[Lady Edith]

Bin is just over it.

 

 

I swear that from now on I'm going to add "in bed" to the end of every one of Jim Bob's Michelle praises.

"you are a wonderful wife"

in bed

"you are such a Godly woman "

in bed 

this could be fun!!!

[Annb67]

19 hours ago, Lady Edith said:

Bin is just over it.

 

 

I swear that from now on I'm going to add "in bed" to the end of every one of Jim Bob's Michelle praises.

"you are a wonderful wife"

in bed

"you are such a Godly woman "

in bed 

this could be fun!!!

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing.....in bed?. Btw Ben has the "fuck my life" face on. That's right Ben, you could have been sleeping off an incredible night of fun on that Sunday morning. But no...you have been relegated to sitting on a step with 30 other children wishing someone who is not your mother a happy Mothers day. Enjoy life Ben.

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, Annb67 said:

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing.....in bed?. Btw Ben has the "fuck my life" face on. That's right Ben, you could have been sleeping off an incredible night of fun on that Sunday morning. But no...you have been relegated to sitting on a step with 30 other children wishing someone who is not your mother a happy Mothers day. Enjoy life Ben.

Or at least you could be sitting in a library in peace and quiet reading a good book. .................Seriously. Duggar life is so confining that nobody even gets to have that kind of fun. And Bin would have moved heaven and earth to get this life. You really have to wonder what goes through his dim little head about all this. 

[toodles]

12 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Or at least you could be sitting in a library in peace and quiet reading a good book. .................Seriously. Duggar life is so confining that nobody even gets to have that kind of fun. And Bin would have moved heaven and earth to get this life. You really have to wonder what goes through his dim little head about all this. 

Visions of Binjermins dancing through his head.

[Lady Edith]

The truly funny thing about that pic is everyone else is focused on the camera.  And smiling.  Bin is looking like he is using every ounce of strength he has not to get up and walk out of the house.  I wonder if he got flack from KJB or PPP over it?  

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, toodles said:

Visions of Binjermins dancing through his head.

.... probably with a side of creeping anxiety about long there'll be any Binjermins to dance with, however. At least when he has his visions at 3 am.

Edited May 23, 2017 by Churchhoney

[BitterApple]

The only time I've ever seen Bin truly happy was when he was with Flame.

[Temperance]

19 hours ago, Annb67 said:

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing.....in bed?. Btw Ben has the "fuck my life" face on. That's right Ben, you could have been sleeping off an incredible night of fun on that Sunday morning. But no...you have been relegated to sitting on a step with 30 other children wishing someone who is not your mother a happy Mothers day. Enjoy life Ben.

I tend to think his parents were too religious for him to be living that life. They were/are religious conservatives who homeschooled a big family.  Even if he wasn't married to a Duggar, he'd probably be in church on Sunday morning.   

[Catfin]

Can anyone clarify? Dim Bulb is extremely possessive of Michelle. It has been alluded he's jealous of her past teen relationships. Was it inferred those relationships were more than innocent teen smooching?  Was Michelle not "pure" when they got together? 

 

She is so drugged up. 

[Annb67]

On 5/16/2017 at 6:01 AM, Mollie said:

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And here is the donkey in his natural habitat.

[Catfin]

Braying jackass. 

[SMama]

Who is PPP?

[Annb67]

1 hour ago, Catfin said:

Braying jackass. 

Hee haaaw...

[ariel]

13 minutes ago, Annb67 said:

Hee haaaw...

Boob looks like a braying jack ass.

[Sew Sumi]

1 hour ago, SMama said:

Who is PPP?

Princess Prickly Pear aka Jessa. 

[SMama]

Thank you @Sew Sumi! Things are moving so fast I am just trying to keep up. Did the FJ insider return?

[RazzleberryPie]

8 hours ago, Catfin said:

Can anyone clarify? Dim Bulb is extremely possessive of Michelle. It has been alluded he's jealous of her past teen relationships. Was it inferred those relationships were more than innocent teen smooching?  Was Michelle not "pure" when they got together? 

 

She is so drugged up. 

I think he's just very insecure, jealous, and controlling in general. That's why he's so into this 200% Submission is Required Gothard stuff.

Michelle has tearfully confessed to 'giving away pieces of her heart' and 'defrauding' due to her mowing the lawn in a bikini and neighbors also divorcing. I don't think the bikini had anything to do with the divorce, but Mechelle is a narcissist. 

Keep in mind to 'pure' to them has become no unchaperoned contact whatsoever. So if she'd had boyfriends, doodled her name in jr. high notebooks, held hands, hugged, or kissed anyone before JimBob, that would make her not 'pure'. To most of the rest of the world, that's pretty innocent. She was 17 when they started dating. She always came off to me like one of those over dramatic teenage girls who would get all wrapped up in boys and boyfriends, basically was too immature to actually date, but I don't think JimBob would've gone near her if she'd actually been intimate with anyone else. 

[Mollie]

9 minutes ago, RazzleberryPie said:

Keep in mind to 'pure' to them has become no unchaperoned contact whatsoever. So if she'd had boyfriends, doodled her name in jr. high notebooks, held hands, hugged, or kissed anyone before JimBob, that would make her not 'pure'. To most of the rest of the world, that's pretty innocent. She was 17 when they started dating. She always came off to me like one of those over dramatic teenage girls who would get all wrapped up in boys and boyfriends, basically was too immature to actually date, but I don't think JimBob would've gone near her if she'd actually been intimate with anyone else. 

I'm not so sure about that.  Michelle was still 'immodestly dressed' when she dated Jim Bob and they were kissing, hugging, and otherwise frolicking around.  It wouldn't surprise me if they were also doing the dirty deed.  Remember, it was much later − when they started having kids − that Michelle gave up wearing slacks and shorts, watching TV, and developed weird dating/courting rules for their kids.

Remember, too, that it was Jim Bob who converted Michelle to Christianity.  She didn't know much about it until then, so Jim Bob wasn't exactly attracked to her love of Jesus.

 

[floridamom]

Since Jim Bob and Michelle dated normally in the 80s, they were asked about their purity when they got married. They both said that they were virgins on their wedding day. I'm sure Jim Bob was more 'pure' than Michelle, as she had school aged boyfriends in high school. She met Jim Bob when she was 16 and applied for that yogurt shop job after school. I'm sure she kissed a boy or two before him, something so normal even for God believing teenagers, but still, shocking to Jim Bob. She lives, still today, with the awful reputation he gave her, but oh, so kindly of him to 'forgive her' for it.

She went to a regular school, and a PUBLIC one at that, was a cheerleader, had an after school job in Grandma's yogurt shop; something she denies her own children of doing. She would have never  met her 'redeemer and savior, Jim Bob if she hadn't applied for that job; so it was a job that brought her the introduction to her future 'godly' husband, Jim Bob. Her father didn't pick out her husband for her, now did he...and it all worked out Godly for her anyway. Why deny your own daughters that pleasure of life? These two are a piece of work.

[RazzleberryPie]

Oh I'm not naive enough to think Michelle and JimBob never touched before marriage. I do stand firm in thinking they didn't have sex until they were married, and that Michelle basically couldn't handle even middle school romances without being a major drama queen, which is why she was so adamant about all the purity rules. That and JimBob's excessive control, then factor in Josh's proclivities, is where the overemphasis on total 'purity' aka isolation and shame, came in for the Duggar kids. 

It's really not that far fetched for a 17 year old - who started dating her husband at 16 and married at 17 - to be a virgin at marriage. Remember she also came from a fairly conservative family, and was in middle school when all the Princess Diana Save Yourself for Prince Charming stuff was the rage, too. 

[Churchhoney]

9 hours ago, Catfin said:

Can anyone clarify? Dim Bulb is extremely possessive of Michelle. It has been alluded he's jealous of her past teen relationships. Was it inferred those relationships were more than innocent teen smooching?  Was Michelle not "pure" when they got together? 

 

She is so drugged up. 

I expect he's both jealous and envious.

She'd had some romances and done some dating. He probably had none, got shot down a bunch of times because he was completely undesirable yet arrogant as all heck. So I'm sure he envied her bitterly for having had a fuller life. And she was the female, too. He's the almighty male, so if somebody had more experiences and been on the receiving end of desire and affection it should have been him.

Plus, he's a maniacal control freak. They get jealous over everything, including things that never happen and exist only in their fevered high-alert imaginations. And it's not just jealousy. They "loooooooove" you -- so they're crazy jealous if you happen to stand at the city bus stop with someone else. And then they put that "loooooooooove" and nutso, often utterly unjustified jealousy together and turn them into angry accusations that you're being cruel to them. Uh-huh.

Good times.

I think Michelle's a narcissistic jerk in a lot of ways. But I expect she's also gone to hell and back many times because of Jim Bob.

My betting money is also on their both having been virgins at their wedding. A lot of teenagers have sex but many don't as well. You can do a lot of messing around without any insertions, you know.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Churchhoney

[Rabbittron]

Michele got a question for you.  Remember your robocall about how only gays and trangender people molest little kids? Well which category do you put Josh in as he molested 5 young girls which included 4 of his sisters.

[Sew Sumi]

11 hours ago, SMama said:

Thank you @Sew Sumi! Things are moving so fast I am just trying to keep up. Did the FJ insider return?

Yes, she did, noting how quickly things move there. But credit to me for even guessing Friday night. See, I remembered that's when Smuggar got married (long story why I remember his anniversary).

[Mya]

9 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Yes, she did, noting how quickly things move there. But credit to me for even guessing Friday night. See, I remembered that's when Smuggar got married (long story why I remember his anniversary).

What did the insider say? 

[Scarlett45]

6 hours ago, RazzleberryPie said:

Oh I'm not naive enough to think Michelle and JimBob never touched before marriage. I do stand firm in thinking they didn't have sex until they were married, and that Michelle basically couldn't handle even middle school romances without being a major drama queen, which is why she was so adamant about all the purity rules. That and JimBob's excessive control, then factor in Josh's proclivities, is where the overemphasis on total 'purity' aka isolation and shame, came in for the Duggar kids. 

It's really not that far fetched for a 17 year old - who started dating her husband at 16 and married at 17 - to be a virgin at marriage. Remember she also came from a fairly conservative family, and was in middle school when all the Princess Diana Save Yourself for Prince Charming stuff was the rage, too. 

Yes I believe that both JB and Michelle were both virgins in the "no penis/vagina intercourse" before they got married, which isn't far fetched considering how young they were. But given how hot and heavy they were for each other I am sure they hit some other bases before the big day and Michelle may have "fooled around" with a previous boyfriend or two and THATS what JB is so jealous of. 

[Temperance]

Michelle was jealous of Jim Bob's past. I read on some forum that he had a crush on a girl named Julie, and that's why there are no Juli-names in the Duggar family. No Julia, Julie, Julius, Julian, Juliet, etc.

[Mollie]

2 hours ago, Temperance said:

Michelle was jealous of Jim Bob's past. I read on some forum that he had a crush on a girl named Julie, and that's why there are no Juli-names in the Duggar family. No Julia, Julie, Julius, Julian, Juliet, etc.

Well, a shrink could have a field day with that.  Michelle has a life-long, adverse reaction to Julie, so she obsessively births J children . . .

[JoanArc]

I'm sure popular, attractive, cheerleader Michele got plenty of...pray partners before Jim Bob turned her. He can't stand it.

Edited May 28, 2017 by JoanArc

[Annb67]

15 hours ago, Mollie said:

I'm not so sure about that.  Michelle was still 'immodestly dressed' when she dated Jim Bob and they were kissing, hugging, and otherwise frolicking around.  It wouldn't surprise me if they were also doing the dirty deed.  Remember, it was much later − when they started having kids − that Michelle gave up wearing slacks and shorts, watching TV, and developed weird dating/courting rules for their kids.

Remember, too, that it was Jim Bob who converted Michelle to Christianity.  She didn't know much about it until then, so Jim Bob wasn't exactly attracked to her love of Jesus.

 

Oh dear god. Damn....I'll never sleep now.

[EAG46]

If Michelle was as popular as the myth wants us to believe....why did she end up with a creep like JimBob?  What made her settle for him?  Why not a more adjusted, less controlling man?

[queenanne]

5 hours ago, Mollie said:

Well, a shrink could have a field day with that.  Michelle has a life-long, adverse reaction to Julie, so she obsessively births J children . . .

How else could she take the opportunity to remind him at frequent (oh, let's say 9 months) intervals of her enormous jealousy?  That way they get to have the "Nope, don't name him/her that!  You know I can't stand knowing you liked that girl!" ego-feeding conversation on the regular; keep the irritation alive.

[mimionthebeach]

2 hours ago, EAG46 said:

If Michelle was as popular as the myth wants us to believe....why did she end up with a creep like JimBob?  What made her settle for him?  Why not a more adjusted, less controlling man?

Timing. In the early throes of their teenage passion, Michelle had to choose between moving with her parents to another state or securing their permission to marry the Boob and stay in Arkansas.  Having been a teenager in love, I believe if this hadn't forced her hand, there's a good chance she may have eluded his eternal clutches. YMMV.

[Nysha]

Popular is not synonymous with emotionally well-adjusted. Most of the popular girls when my kids were in middle school & high school were very insecure. JB, once he got her, probably played on her fears & insecurities until she was convinced she was the lowest form of life on earth and needed him & his Jesus to save her.

I look at that picture of JB & Michelle, and it's so normal for the time and their age. Too bad they didn't stay normal, have 2-3 kids, Michelle work alongside JB at their own reality office, the kids go to public school, and yada, yada, yada. 

[RazzleberryPie]

4 hours ago, mimionthebeach said:

Timing. In the early throes of their teenage passion, Michelle had to choose between moving with her parents to another state or securing their permission to marry the Boob and stay in Arkansas.  Having been a teenager in love, I believe if this hadn't forced her hand, there's a good chance she may have eluded his eternal clutches. YMMV.

All this, plus his family had money and social standing in their little town, and he was promising her the world as a doted upon wife. When you're 16/17 and a narcissitc, it's hard to recognize that the same guys who are doting and lavishing attention and are also often the same guys who are fascinated with every single thing you do, not because you're a snowflake, but  because they're very controlling.

Over my life I've known plenty of women who are flattered at first by men who insist on 'protecting' or 'cherishing' them by knowing where are 24/7, who they're with what, what they wear, feeling them they don't have to work but should let them take care of them, acting out raged if other men try to 'take them' etc. When a guy can't stand to be away from you, insists on choosing your entire wardrobe and hair, keeps you from earning or having your own money, 'won't let you do' this or that, it isn't love or protection. It's control. 

[xwordfanatik]

10 hours ago, Annb67 said:

Oh dear god. Damn....I'll never sleep now.

Was this the first time they dry-humped?  God, they are loathsome.

[bigskygirl]

On ‎5‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 5:54 AM, Mollie said:

I'm not so sure about that.  Michelle was still 'immodestly dressed' when she dated Jim Bob and they were kissing, hugging, and otherwise frolicking around.  It wouldn't surprise me if they were also doing the dirty deed.  Remember, it was much later − when they started having kids − that Michelle gave up wearing slacks and shorts, watching TV, and developed weird dating/courting rules for their kids.

Remember, too, that it was Jim Bob who converted Michelle to Christianity.  She didn't know much about it until then, so Jim Bob wasn't exactly attracked to her love of Jesus.

 

There is not a machine out there that could measure my total indifference and horror when I look at this picture.

[zenme]

I thought they didn't start going church crazy until she miscarried. She used to mow her lawn in a bikini and used birth control. I think they were relatively normal until they visited a pastor about the miscarriage and he told her it was due to birth control. Feeling guilty, they began to "research" and crazy ensued.

[Sew Sumi]

Right. Dr. Ed Wheat, Gothardite extraordinare, roped them in with the talk about the pill. He also wrote the Gothard "marriage manuals."

[floridamom]

Were they married yet in that 'leap frog' picture? Sorry, I don't know how to attach it here.

[ginger90]

This picture was before they were married. Even then he had to "hold" her in place.

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