S10.E15: David's Journey LIVE CHAT

[poeticlicensed]

He took a plane we didn't get to see. We've been robbed!!

[7EasyPayments]

 

[Suzywriter]

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wasn’t he supposed to lose 80 lbs.? Not even close, David.

[TazDevil]

Caught up.  I'm guessing 703 (Northern VA area code).

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

What do you do with leftovers?  I feel like they aren't half as good when reheated unless they are commercially flash-frozen...  don't they get soggy? 

They’re acceptable. I’ll warm them in microwave. 

[all4mom2]

2 minutes ago, PsychoKlown said:

I’m laying it out there.

They (David and Ms. Robin) are a couple.  

Also on TLC: "Cougar Wives," some as much as 35 years their man's senior.

[charmed1]

How are these giant unemployed pounders flying to Houston? Larry flew down from New York.

[Lima Bean]

Weight loss guess? Same as his GPA: zero point zero

[ams1001]

21 minutes ago, Yokosmom said:

He still looks skinnier than the witch last week. 

Well, she never got out of bed, and you know how mattresses are...

[Chicklet]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

Light a candle.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

They're walking and it's only 8:52!

Maybe... just maybe...there's hope 

[Guest]

I say he lost 82 pounds.

I’m a sucker for a happy ending.

[babyhouseman]

Do they go as Batman and Robin on Halloween?

[all4mom2]

3 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

These two are really creeping me out.

Isn't that...foster incest?  Another new square!

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

The farting from broccoli and cauliflower will give your environs a different kinda aroma?

[CringeWatcher]

28 minutes ago, aliya said:

I'm kinda turned off by Vanessa (the one who can't decide if she should do the surgery or not). Just because you were raised poor, doesn't mean you have to be vulgar. I find her uncomfortable to watch.

If by “kinda turned off” you mean you’re totally repulsed, you think her tales of sexual exploits are the nightmare-inducing lies of a lying liar, you want to punch her square in the face, and you watch to *see* her disgusting sorry ass fail, then me, too. If not, please pardon the interruption. ☺️

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

 

I just watched this very creepy video for the first time on MTV Classic videos or something.

[aliya]

11 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

I’m not seeing commercials for STUCK on my provider—THANK GOD!

Me neither. It'll probably show up on YouTube, tho. 

[DropTheSoap]

I’m guessing 732 on current weight. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Do they go as Batman Fatman and Robin on Halloween?

FTFY

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Colonoscopies in real time!

One of the funniest sections on Stephen Colbert's old show was a do-it-yourself colonoscopy at Walgreen's.  Swallow a small camera, move your body around, voila, colonoscopy.  It was in response to a politician who said one could just get one at Walgreens.

[sainte-chapelle]

This one is a bit of a snoozer…maybe he will fail and she will ditch him at the gas station 

[Hellga]

I just saw on @ams1001 post and went to TLC schedule... looks like this is the last episode of this season, unless next week is a break for some reason.  Hope this one will be a good one!  

At least, my continuing education program has a cool new series on veterinary pharmacy every Wednesday starting with next week, for five or six weeks... so I will still have something to do on Wednesday.  But it won't be the same without you guys!

[EtheltoTillie]

He doesn’t look like he lost more than 10 pounds, I’m guessing. 

[mk828]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

Fart??

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

The farting from broccoli and cauliflower will give your environs a different kinda aroma?

Mike, is that you?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Robin's house is an eerie combination of cluttered and too clean. 

I am freaking out at the clutter. I'm no minimalist, I have tons of houseplants and pictures and books and stuff, but not a patch on Robin's House of Tchotchkes. Yikes. 

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So which kind of uppers do you think Robin is on?

HAHAHAHAHA, @Auntie Anxiety you are on fire tonight! Must be that unexpected human interaction you had earlier. Honed your wits. 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

Candle? Open a window? Got any air freshener? I go nuts when my husband cooks fish. I do all of those things. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, CringeWatcher said:

If by “kinda turned off” you mean you’re totally repulsed, you think her tales of sexual exploits are the nightmare-inducing lies of a lying liar, you want to punch her square in the face, and you watch to *see* her disgusting sorry ass fail, then me, too. If not, please pardon the interruption. ☺️

How did you know my exact thoughts where upon I attempted to watch this show??

[TazDevil]

For as many commercials that I've seen for 1000 Lb Friends...  I missed the premiere last week.  

[Suzywriter]

My eating habit is concluding with plain yogurt and sugar free jam. Really!

[EtheltoTillie]

Shocked!  He did pretty well. But didn’t look it. 

[ams1001]

Not quite his goal but 67 isn't bad.

[CrazyInAlabama]

MOnth 1 763 goal -80 lbs. 

Month 3 696 down 67 lbs. 

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

If by “kinda turned off” you mean you’re totally repulsed, you think her tales of sexual exploits are the nightmare-inducing lies of a lying liar, you want to punch her square in the face, and you watch to *see* her disgusting sorry ass fail, then me, too. If not, please pardon the interruption. ☺️

Yeah. I didn't want to get yelled at for being anti-poverty or something, but yeah. She's just not my kind of person. Call me Robin.

[ShoePrincess]

 I had to excuse myself for a few minutes to tend to my cat. She was singing the song of her people. It's called "Human, Why Is My Food Bowl Empty?". AKA "The Plaintive Wail of a Hungry Siamese Cat." It is ear-piercing.

Did I miss anything other than David waddling around while "Mom" makes goo-goo eyes at him?

[Kid]

Good for him!!

[mk828]

Are we actually going to see a surgery this week?

[sainte-chapelle]

Well at least he was honest

[TazDevil]

Shocked he lost almost 70 pounds.  He doesn't look any different.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHAHA, @Auntie Anxiety you are on fire tonight! Must be that unexpected human interaction you had earlier. Honed your

I;m making myself roar with laughter. It’s just one those nights.

[ams1001]

22 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

He is good looking. I agree. But lose the beard. 

His hair even looks clean and shiny. I don't like long hair on guys but his at least looks pretty healthy (which is surprising given his general state of health).

Approved for surgery if he loses another 30 in the next two months. Nice.

Edited February 10, 2022 by ams1001

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Help! My house smells like broccoli and cauliflower! I'm boiling cinnamon, but it's not doing enough to push the cruciferous evil out.

Suggestions? 

Smoke some marijuana. That covers any smell...or so I've been told. 

[String Theory]

Pleasantly surprised actually lost weight!

Shock to his system?  WTF?!

[Chicklet]

At least his hair is clean. Baby steps. and oh lord Robin is moving with him!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Light a candle.

I have some plain wax ones. Will that work? 

[TazDevil]

He only has to lose another 30 pounds in 2 munts?  He lost 67 pounds in 5 weeks.  Make him do more Dr. Now!!

[all4mom2]

Robbin' (the cradle) is gonna quit her job to move to Houston with him?  That's maternal devotion!

[7EasyPayments]

Dr Now - Imagine what could have been if we could turn back time? (NOT a cher reference)

Yeah, Dr Now - Monday Morning Quarterbacking ALWAYS helpful.

[EtheltoTillie]

Ooh the stomach hanging below the T shirt isn’t a good look.