S10.E06: Paul's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Chicklet]

Wait another one who moves before even losing a pound? Or is this just for a visit?

Er I stopped paying attention.

Edited December 9, 2021 by Chicklet

[ams1001]

A big doggie, too!

[Lillith]

With the hat he gives me Nick Frost in Shaun of the Dead vibes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

He could just stop drinking soda and eating only half his plate and he'd lose 100 pounds quick.

Every week I'm screaming at the TV "Just quit drinking soda, Tubby!"

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

I need the story of the girlfriend and why she is the girlfriend. 

Right? It is t like he is a joy to be around…she just comes over and watches him eat

[Suzywriter]

Mom has a MED SUITCASE??

[Kid]

Why am I suspicious about the girlfriend?

[Donut Bear]

I don’t think any of my friends would drop jobs and family and move with me to Houston or even drive me there

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooh, the shocks on that car are not going to make it.

[LEILANI2]

Who's going to take care of the dogs, looks like they have two of them, yikes.

[Suzywriter]

What's that shirt about? SAMANTICS?

[babyhouseman]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I wonder if she has like, 4 giant boyfriends who all live within a 2-hour drive. Not like they're going to run into each other since they have to sit still so their mother can wrap their legs. 

My 600 pound Harem coming to you soon on TLC!

[Kid]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I missed the height....how tall?

6’6”

[String Theory]

Just now, String Theory said:

Oh I've got those too! I just don't eat them in one sitting, unlike our 600 pounders!

I know what you're getting for Christmas!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

J.J. arrives with her van. 

Oh, he's worried how he'll be able to deal with riding in the car for too long. 

"Stop and take breaks" means "go to the drive through"

[TazDevil]

"Trip to Houston is the last chance to eat"

Paul, you're approaching this all wrong!!!

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Wait another one who moves before even losing a pound?

I think they just packed up the daily meds for 2 days.

[Hellga]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mom has a MED SUITCASE??

At his state, I am surprised she doesn't have a MED VAN!  

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Am behind - my Mom called me to confirm she got the Target order I placed for her.  She was resistant to getting a pulse oximeter, but after the nurse and I doubled down on her, and I simply sent it to her, she used it.  Was so sure it would be normal, but her oxygen is lower than it should be (still within safe range, but below normal).  What is it with older people relying on 'but I feel fine' in lieu of actually measuring temperature, blood pressure, oxygen, etc.?   Just like poundticipants and their 'I am sure I lost weight, the scale is wrong', LOL. 

I have an oximeter; I probably should use it more often.  It lives on the bfast table.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t remember the last time I had fast food.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Asexual. They don't want sex with anyone. Think 'Engineer Brother-in-law' who makes a shit ton of money, lives in a townhouse and plays obscure video games online with people on the other side of the world.  NEVER brings a date to ANYTHING.

I'm feeling all superior, but then....here I am watching bad TV shows and snarking with people I never met (but I love 'em like crazy)

GLASS HOUSES

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Every week I'm screaming at the TV "Just quit drinking soda, Tubby!"

20,000 calories from pop EVERY day!  Even substituting an ounce with water would help.   Geez..

[dreadfulLeigh]

Drive for 1 1/2 hrs, ready to eat and call it a day. Cheesus Crisps. 

[Splashes]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Aces are nice, though. They aren't mean to women because there's no resentment. 

Also there are woman aces, like me!

[Chicklet]

Yay first drive through!

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

I don’t think any of my friends would drop jobs and family and move with me to Houston or even drive me there

Because your friends have jobs.

But it's a good thing that he sees the trip as a buffet.

[dreadfulLeigh]

He’s so aggressive ordering!

[Lillith]

Do none of these people know how to say "please" or "thank you" when ordering food? 

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Love mozzarella, don't like mozz sticks. I'm odd like that.

I like mozz sticks but I don't get them very often. Might get some for New Year's Eve, though. 

 

Love the blurring of the menu while he orders a dozen obviously-McDonald's items.

[Kid]

OMG that food order!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy fuck he was only in the car for an hour and a half?!?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Mom says "I'll have some of your nuggets"

Paul: "the hell you will"

[Chicklet]

Honey you don't bounce

[String Theory]

Fast Food ✔ 

Hasn't made it out of Florida...WTF????? Did he order everything off the McD's menu?

[LEILANI2]

✔️Fast food stop an hour and a half in.

 

[Suzywriter]

What the heck....I lost track of the food in that order. 

[umgoblue]

He ordered the entire menu...(I truly lost track, I was trying to write his order down).

Then sheepishly asks if they want anything.  Hahahahahaha

Classic.

[mmecorday]

Wait, you can get a McChicken sandwich with Big Mac Sauce on it? GAME CHANGER!

[Eldemarge]

OMG they just did an hour and half.  

Okay, hear me out:  A giant van with a COUCH.  Then they could drive the poundticipants to Texas w/o them complaining.  Just toss them bags of fast food every hour.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooh, those legs look painful. Have some more salty food, Big Guy.

[Elizzikra]

I love how they blur the logo for the fast food places but it's totally obvious where they are.

Also is it me or did Chicken McNuggets change from being more battered to more breaded? I don't like them as much anymore. But I will never forsake the McD's fries...

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He’s so aggressive ordering!

Dude - he's hangry.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t remember the last time I had fast food.

I got Jack-in-the-Box a few months ago when I was on West Coast and hadn't had it since I was a kid.

And will never have it again in my life, if I'm lucky.

[7EasyPayments]

C'MON he ordered 15000 calories of food at the drive thru!

TLC must coerce them to pig out like that - not that they aren't willing.

[Suzywriter]

You better get out of my Escalade with that greasy food. 

[Kid]

What’s the difference between sitting on your ass all day in your house and sitting on your ass all day in a car? I have never understood that.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

Also there are woman aces, like me!

You've got that right!!!  Some days, sex is only foreplay for getting to the cigarette afterwards.

[LEILANI2]

So they were only on the road for an hour and a half, got food, and went to a hotel? 🤣

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

What is it with older people relying on 'but I feel fine' in lieu of actually measuring temperature, blood pressure, oxygen, etc.?   Just like poundticipants and their 'I am sure I lost weight, the scale is wrong', LOL. 

As an older person, I have a pulse oximeter and a bunch of home health stuff so I can check out any weird stuff that comes up. It's hard to use Dr Google if you don't have the right numbers.

That may be hypochondria, maybe not. Dunno. 😜

[ams1001]

27 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

He looks a little like Peter Billingsley all grown up. You know, if Peter Billingsley weighed 700 pounds.

PB turned out pretty nice...

Edited December 9, 2021 by ams1001

[poeticlicensed]

McDs has apple fritters?