sagittarius sue March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 The elevator almost killed her! She has either/or lacerated or sprained finger. 5 Link to comment
HulaTallula March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 The hospital?! For a cut finger?? 2 3 Link to comment
babyhouseman March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said: A fat lady with a fear of elevators...ridiculous. The elevator should fear her. 16 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 It only took them three days of driving, and at least 25 drive thru visits to reach the land of Whataburgers. (I bet the other residents of Chrystal's former apartment building had one hell of a party after she left). So the uncle or brother gets her a room, and she's whining about a third floor room? Don't both front doors on the hotel open? You know she's beyond the weight limit for that elevator. This is going to be good, isn't it? That was the door trying to close, it wasn't attacking. I wish someone bought her a hoodie to hide her ginormous hooters. Tell me she's not going to need an ambulance, and Dr. Now's presence for a finger boo-boo in the middle of the night! If they would have made a reservation, or been at the hotel before dark, I bet they would have had a ground floor room for her. What's that tattoo on her left arm? 2 6 Link to comment
mmecorday March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 "Yeah, I need my money back from last night's stay because your elevator tried to kill me." 6 4 Link to comment
ams1001 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, ams1001 said: Oh, jeez, she has a fear of elevators. Is she afraid she'll snap the cable? apparently I spoke too soon... 7 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Why don’t these ppl ever ask for the disabled room?!?!? To be fair, how often do you think she travels? 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Is she too heavy for the elevator?!?! Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Stop being dramatic. You have a tiny cut. Just cuz you are too fat to maneuver That doesn't make the hotel a death trap 9 Link to comment
HulaTallula March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 How dare she be expected to sleep in a bed! 7 2 Link to comment
snarkish March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out? 2 1 Link to comment
Twopper March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just now, MsVixen said: Elevators can handle upwards of 600 pounds, right? I wonder if it was defective. yeah, at least 2000 pounds normally. I expect with so many obese people around that a lot have much higher limits. 5 Link to comment
PaTatertots March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 I'm a couple minutes behind (she's parking lot bitching about being on the third floor). It always baffles me that these people move and then "find a new place" the hell?? 6 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 She ain't going to be able to get up. That mattress is going to be trashed, also. 5 Link to comment
MsVixen March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 What is that crusty substance on her leg? 1 Link to comment
ams1001 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Oh god, looks like she needs the feet show next... 2 2 Link to comment
fonfereksglen March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Twopper said: They look fairly small compared to the flying ones I have seen in NOLA. I used to hate to walk outside at night because they would crunch underfoot when they darted across the sidewalk. Reminds me of the roaches outside our house in Albuquerque. I would spray before stepping outside at night! 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: This place is a death trap!!! It’s the devil’s playground! Look at the river of blood pouring out of that finger....better call 911 stat. 14 1 Link to comment
mmecorday March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 We didn't see her bathe because I don't think she does. 😮 3 8 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said: I was going to guess low to mid 600’s but the elevator scene has made me reconsider. I’ll go with 710 lbs. Damn she looks really short tho next to that apartment sized fridge. Hmmm 🤔 2 Link to comment
Hellga March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 My Mom called, and now I am about 15 minutes behind. We even got a bit of 'ow my laig' out of her, though it is but a pale copy of the original. 4 4 Link to comment
HulaTallula March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, snarkish said: What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out? I think it's because not only is she over 600 lbs she's in CHF and on oxygen. 2 2 Link to comment
PaTatertots March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THE ELEVATOR DOOR, YOU DONUT! 11 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 I think that I'm going to change my weight guess to 666, because she is certainly the devil 9 1 Link to comment
readheaded March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 My husband just said, "This is mean, but she needs to shut the fuck up." That about sums it up. 2 6 11 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just now, Chicklet said: Where are the kids sleeping? It looked like there was only one bed. Oh well 1 Link to comment
umgoblue March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: Elevator is over capacity With ONE person...let that sink in. Otis didn't have her in mind when they built this elevator! 8 2 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: She has to go to the hospital for a hurt finger? What is she, five? E.T. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said: The elevator should fear her. It did, it was trying to get away! 2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: This place is a death trap!!! With all the doors, and floors, and beds! 9 2 Link to comment
TazDevil March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, snarkish said: What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out? It's for maximum drama 2 Link to comment
mmecorday March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Quote With all the doors, and floors, and beds! All it needs is stupid wood to make it completely unlivable. 2 Link to comment
poeticlicensed March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just wait until she finds out about the diet. 10 2 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, MsVixen said: What is that crusty substance on her leg? Pizza maybe 10 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, ams1001 said: Oh god, looks like she needs the feet show next... I was trying not to look. 2 3 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: It looked like there was only one bed. Oh well The kids just exist to serve, anyway. 2 Link to comment
Arynm March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 (edited) That was a very dramatic elevator scene. Her finger was so bad!! Needed a bandaid and ice and a kiss from mommy. These people can't handle any amount of pain. Suck it up buttercup. Edited March 25, 2021 by Arynm can't spell at all 11 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, MsVixen said: What is that crusty substance on her leg? Probably just an old taco. 19 1 Link to comment
MsVixen March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Twopper said: yeah, at least 2000 pounds normally. I expect with so many obese people around that a lot have much higher limits. Twoper, you live near New Orleans??? I live in Slidell. 1 Link to comment
ams1001 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, MsVixen said: Elevators can handle upwards of 600 pounds, right? I wonder if it was defective. "Generally speaking, a standard elevator in a low-rise building can hold anywhere from 2,100 to 2,500 lbs (907 to 1,134 kg)." Also, I've just learned there is a fandom wiki for elevators. 4 4 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, readheaded said: My husband just said, "This is mean, but she needs to shut the fuck up." That about sums it up. Your husband is too pure for this treachery. 16 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just now, poeticlicensed said: Just wait until she finds out about the diet. But she’ll try really, really hard. Promise. 1 3 Link to comment
charmed1 March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Hi friends. Any room for me in here? I just want a place to f@&cking sleep! 4 8 Link to comment
OoogleEyes March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: She has to go to the hospital for a hurt finger? What is she, five? She's got a boo boo! 2 Link to comment
Chicklet March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, snarkish said: What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out? She;s too fat to breathe basically. Fat cells invade the tissues of the airways. 1 Link to comment
Concerned March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 If I ran that hotel and she wanted to go to the hospital because of a cut finger and couldn’t take the elevator to the third floor, I would tell her that was all that was available and hope she left. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, mmecorday said: All it needs is stupid wood to make it completely unlivable. "Who makes a FLOOR out of WOOD?". Classic. 10 3 Link to comment
Drogo March 25, 2021 Share March 25, 2021 Just now, charmed1 said: Hi friends. Any room for me in here? I just want a place to f@&cking sleep! GET OUT - THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP 18 1 Link to comment
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