S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[sagittarius sue]

The elevator almost killed her!  She has either/or lacerated or sprained finger.

[HulaTallula]

The hospital?! For a cut finger?? 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

A fat lady with a fear of elevators...ridiculous.

The elevator should fear her. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

It only took them three days of driving, and at least 25 drive thru visits to reach the land of Whataburgers.    

(I bet the other residents of Chrystal's former apartment building had one hell of a party after she left). 

So the uncle or brother gets her a room, and she's whining about a third floor room?    Don't both front doors on the hotel open?   You know she's beyond the weight limit for that elevator.     This is going to be good, isn't it?   That was the door trying to close, it wasn't attacking.   I wish someone bought her a hoodie to hide her ginormous hooters.    Tell me she's not going to need an ambulance, and Dr. Now's presence for a finger boo-boo in the middle of the night!    If they would have made a reservation, or been at the hotel before dark, I bet they would have had a ground floor room for her.  

What's that tattoo on her left arm?   

[mmecorday]

"Yeah, I need my money back from last night's stay because your elevator tried to kill me."

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Oh, jeez, she has a fear of elevators. Is she afraid she'll snap the cable?

apparently I spoke too soon...

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why don’t these ppl ever ask for the disabled room?!?!?

To be fair, how often do you think she travels?

[sainte-chapelle]

Is she too heavy for the elevator?!?!

[OoogleEyes]

This place is a death trap!!!

[poeticlicensed]

Stop being dramatic. You have a tiny cut. Just cuz you are too fat to maneuver That doesn't make the hotel a death trap

[HulaTallula]

How dare she be expected to sleep in a bed! 

[snarkish]

What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out?

[Twopper]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Elevators can handle upwards of 600 pounds, right?  I wonder if it was defective.

yeah, at least 2000 pounds normally.  I expect with so many obese people around that a lot have much higher limits.

[PaTatertots]

I'm a couple minutes behind (she's parking lot bitching about being on the third floor). It always baffles me that these people move and then "find a new place" the hell??

[DropTheSoap]

She ain't going to be able to get up. That mattress is going to be trashed, also.

[MsVixen]

What is that crusty substance on her leg?

[ams1001]

Oh god, looks like she needs the feet show next...

[Chicklet]

Where are the kids sleeping?

[fonfereksglen]

7 minutes ago, Twopper said:

They look fairly small compared to the flying ones I have seen in NOLA.  I used to hate to walk outside at night because they would crunch underfoot when they darted across the sidewalk.

Reminds me of the roaches outside our house in Albuquerque.  I would spray before stepping outside at night!

[mmecorday]

We didn't see her bathe because I don't think she does. 😮

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This place is a death trap!!!

It’s the devil’s playground! Look at the river of blood pouring out of that finger....better call 911 stat.

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

I was going to guess low to mid 600’s but the elevator scene has made me reconsider. I’ll go with 710 lbs. 

Damn she looks really short tho next to that apartment sized fridge. Hmmm 🤔 

[Hellga]

My Mom called, and now I am about 15 minutes behind.

We even got a bit of 'ow my laig' out of her, though it is but a pale copy of the original.

[HulaTallula]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out?

I think it's because not only is she over 600 lbs she's in CHF and on oxygen. 

[OoogleEyes]

I think that I'm going to change my weight guess to 666, because she is certainly the devil

[PaTatertots]

DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THE ELEVATOR DOOR, YOU DONUT! 

[readheaded]

My husband just said, "This is mean, but she needs to shut the fuck up."

That about sums it up.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Where are the kids sleeping?

It looked like there was only one bed. Oh well

[Guest]

Me, 20 minutes ago:

Me, now:

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Elevator is over capacity

With ONE person...let that sink in.  Otis didn't have her in mind when they built this elevator!

[Drogo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has to go to the hospital for a hurt finger? What is she, five? 

E.T.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

The elevator should fear her. 

It did, it was trying to get away!

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This place is a death trap!!!

With all the doors, and floors, and beds! 

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, snarkish said:

What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out?

It's for maximum drama

[mmecorday]

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With all the doors, and floors, and beds! 

All it needs is stupid wood to make it completely unlivable.

[Drogo]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

What is that crusty substance on her leg?

Pizza maybe

[poeticlicensed]

Just wait until she finds out about the diet.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Oh god, looks like she needs the feet show next...

I was trying not to look.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

It looked like there was only one bed. Oh well

The kids just exist to serve, anyway.

[Arynm]

That was a very dramatic elevator scene. Her finger was so bad!! Needed a bandaid and ice and a kiss from mommy. These people can't handle any amount of pain. Suck it up buttercup.

Edited March 25, 2021 by Arynm
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[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

What is that crusty substance on her leg?

Probably just an old taco.

[MsVixen]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

yeah, at least 2000 pounds normally.  I expect with so many obese people around that a lot have much higher limits.

Twoper, you live near New Orleans???  I live in Slidell.

[ams1001]

4 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Elevators can handle upwards of 600 pounds, right?  I wonder if it was defective.

"Generally speaking, a standard elevator in a low-rise building can hold anywhere from 2,100 to 2,500 lbs (907 to 1,134 kg)."

Also, I've just learned there is a fandom wiki for elevators.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, readheaded said:

My husband just said, "This is mean, but she needs to shut the fuck up."

That about sums it up.

Your husband is too pure for this treachery. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Just wait until she finds out about the diet.

But she’ll try really, really hard. Promise.

[charmed1]

Hi friends. Any room for me in here? I just want a place to f@&cking sleep!

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has to go to the hospital for a hurt finger? What is she, five? 

She's got a boo boo!

[Chicklet]

4 minutes ago, snarkish said:

What is with the weird way she exhales, like she's blowing candles out?

 She;s too fat to breathe basically. Fat cells invade the tissues of the airways.

[Concerned]

If I ran that hotel and she wanted to go to the hospital because of a cut finger and couldn’t take the elevator to the third floor, I would tell her that was all that was available and hope she left.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

All it needs is stupid wood to make it completely unlivable.

"Who makes a FLOOR out of WOOD?". Classic.

[Drogo]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Hi friends. Any room for me in here? I just want a place to f@&cking sleep!

GET OUT - THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP