S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

612?  I thought she would have been a lot bigger.   But she is only 4'11" so that's why...

I thought it could have been hot air in her lifting some of the pounds off!

[snarkish]

4'11"?? I am that height and 180 and a size 14/16 and need to lose a good 50 pounds. She is FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY pounds heavier than me?  I couldn't imagine being another 20 pounds heavier, nevermind adding two and a half men attached to my body. 

[charmed1]

I would love for Chrystal to teach me how to get bacon at such a perfect crisp that I can use it as a spoon like she does.

[Drogo]

"No more snacking, no more carbs, do you understand?" 

"Yes I understand."

 

Narrator: She did not, in fact, understand. 

[Eldemarge]

If she just slept through one meal a day, she could lose 60 lbs in two months!  EASILY.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Height:  4'11"

Weight:  611

Blood type:  Kraft Mayonnaise 

Or maybe Hidden Valley Ranch

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I guess I just didn't understand the diet so I quit instead of asking questions.

Maybe she lost the papers. It’s really hard to um keep papers and read them or ask for more if you “lose” them. Maybe she lost the papers. It’s really hard to uh I’m keep papers and read them or ask for more if you “lose” them. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Drogo said:

GET OUT - THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP

This has to be right up there with "Where is my yellow brick road?"

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

4'11"?? I am that height and 180 and a size 14/16 and need to lose a good 50 pounds. She is FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY pounds heavier than me?  I couldn't imagine being another 20 pounds heavier, nevermind adding two and a half men attached to my body. 

Not if they were Josh and his other brother no.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS SHE STICKING OUT HER LIP? Does she understand what "diet' means? IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP EATING FATTENING FOOD! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Now I am freaked out and keep seeing bugs, we don’t have roaches and I am a fairly strict housekeeper but I am paranoid now 😂 

[HulaTallula]

Oh wow he brought up her hygiene. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Oh damn he just called her stinky!

[ShortyMac]

"I can smell that your hygiene is an issue." EWWWW!

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg!  He told her she has poor hygiene! Does she smell?

[Drogo]

Dr Now said she smells like a dead spidermonkey's asshole.

[Guest]

"And you smell like poop and cheese, Chrystal."

[Concerned]

2 minutes ago, HulaTallula said:

For a BMI of 123 at 5'6" she would need to be 765 lbs. 

Miachael a couple times back was 6 foot 7. If his BMI was 123, he would weigh 1100 pounds. Dr Now says she stinks.

[ams1001]

Wow, he even called out her hygiene. 

"I usually take a shower." Um.

"Any trauma in childhood..." I do not believe for a second that that question wasn't planned ahead of time.

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

So If she was average say 5’6” how much would she need to wait for that same BMI?

At least 760.  

Pasta is her best friends, y'all.

[MsVixen]

NOOOOOO!!!!  Dr. Now did NOT just comment about her hygiene!!!!!!  🤣🤣🤣

[Twopper]

She has congestive heart failure.   Won't that prevent surgery?

[DropTheSoap]

Dr. Now -- calling her out on the hygiene. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Are those designs on her pants or grape stains?

[Guest]

"Here is your diet plan, Chrystal. And also a tankard of Vagisil." 

[7EasyPayments]

X ER SIZE

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A high-jean shade, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[umgoblue]

Has Dr. Now ever asked a Pounticipant if childhood trauma has called them to overeat?!?!

Serious cutbacks...they can no longer afford Lola or Paradise...

And do you really ask that question with others in the room??!

[babyhouseman]

So no shower scene because she doesn't bathe. 

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Height:  4'11"

Weight:  611

Blood type:  Kraft Mayonnaise 

And all the food must come from 7-11!

[HulaTallula]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

At least 760.  

Pasta is her best friends, y'all.

Pasta is my best friend too and it's Passover next week. 😞

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Emergency Bacon is my new band name.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Are those designs on her pants or grape stains?

Those are smells.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MsVixen said:

NOOOOOO!!!!  Dr. Now did NOT just comment about her hygiene!!!!!!  🤣🤣🤣

She must really reek. 

"Let me get you the stuff. And duck out of here for a breath of fresh air".

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tonight's winner is @umgoblue with an eerily accurate 612 pounds. 

https://giphy.com/clips/DesusAndMeroOnShowtime-jdvHRcAKRkbOCX3KbF 

Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won:

• a pile of bacon bigger than your head
• a table on wheels so you can pull it right up to your belly
• extra fancy paper plates so we can all see just how classy you are
• a series of tank tops in size 6X with tiny overstretched spaghetti straps that look like they one thread from snapping, thereby traumatizing everyone around
• a book on hygiene (or nose plugs to hand to everyone who gets near you)
• and, as always, the respect of your fellow pounders! 

 

[mmecorday]

"She has a significant body odor."

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her BMI is my weight 😳

[Suzywriter]

She is so dirty that Dr. Now said he could smell her.  Barfing. Just barfing.

[Drogo]

Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest. 

[Burning Rubber]

Hi

My snack tonight is nothing

Journey is only 9 months -- not auspicious.

My children need me... to take care of my every need and cook for me.

The kids look depressed, even with 5 lbs on bacon. Do the pancakes need to be an inch thick and buried under an avalanche of Dream Whip.

Two plates? She hasn't heard about last week's life hack of a 36" diameter plate.

They are all stuffing themselves in silence. Then the kids that need her so much have to clean up.

Am I seeing vegetables??? OMG!!! Oh. It's a tiny side dish to a whole smoked suckling pig.

Yes you are a burden to your children.

Who is the equally large person next to her?

 

[Suzywriter]

Those poor kids. They probably aren't clean, either.

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Twoper, you live near New Orleans???  I live in Slidell.

no, sw of Atlanta.  I lived in NOLA from 1971 thru the early 80's. 

[OoogleEyes]

No wonder we didn't see a shower scene. Apparently, she does not bathe

[charmed1]

Dr. Now steps out and exhales.

[umgoblue]

Dr Now:  Your funky ass better get the hell out of my office.  I am going to pass out.

Chrystal and fam:  what smell?!?

Holy hell

[7EasyPayments]

I was sexually abused, don't need to shower - EVER.

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, HulaTallula said:

Oh wow he brought up her hygiene. 

Remember the no-hy-Jeannie?  Every season must have one...

[babyhouseman]

The closed captioner just said some of Dr. Now's words were indistinct.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her BMI is my weight 😳

Her BMI is higher than my weight!

[Chicklet]

Now the staff has to de-stink-ify the room

[mmecorday]

"Chrystal, your labs came back and it turns out you're huge."