S05.E14: To Love And To Obey?

[jackjill89]

I didn't need to hear about Angela's orgasm. I didn't need to hear her describing how she was naked under the covers except for her boobs and then one peek at the mammaries and Michael salutes. I didn't need her visual either. 

I need brain bleach.

[Frozendiva]

One episode left!

Angela and Mykull - the minister snuck in the nasty word 'obey'. Poor Ange. The Nigerian guests all looked good. Ange's dress or girls needed a massive hoik. The party looked fun. Did Ange think that no one would eat the cake? We didn't need to hear about the wedding night or anything. Her poor friend, spending all that money to get there, to not even get a hotel room to herself, and some privacy. Unfortunate to hear that Ange's mother is doing poorly.

Pole and Karine - Karine, find a way to stay in Brazil. Have no idea why you are actually going there. There is no money to get a nice place, Pole has no real job, and you can zip off to Brazil?

Kalani and Asuelu and the whole dysfunctional money grubbing family - Asuelu sort of stood up to his family. His mom and sister should not be pushing him to divorce. He can decide that on his own. And no, mom is not entitled to $1000 per month as support from her son. He has a wife and two babies. The family lunch or dinner didn't solve much of anything and it will take a long time for any progress to be made - or maybe throw a few heavy cans of corned beef at Asuelu's mom and sister.

Colt and Jess/Vanessa - Colt, you do need to cut the cord from mom. Otherwise, you will be marrying a woman who she chooses and will control you. That ten second countdown was hardly meditation. No, no one needed to see you upchuck in to the trash can. Any boundaries you have with Debbie are pretty much useless. You need to find her a place to call her own and learn who you are - on your own.

Larissa and Erickee - Erickee was lucky that Larissa's daybag wasn't that heavy to lug up those stairs. We really didn't need to see the actual surgery. Wonder if it was comped for the show or Larissa does indeed owe Erickee anything/loan. Can't imagine that the clinic would just ship her off home when she is barely lucid. She's Erickee's problem til she heals a bit. And still be unhappy how she looks.

Andrei and Libby - Jenn, use a sponge or something to do the makeup. Surely there are drugstores in Moldova. Libby did look pretty rough on her wedding day til the makeup was done. Andrei's boozy breakfast was also tempting to eat. The ceremony was beautiful, with the crowns and the Orthodox customs. The reception was also very nice - a dream wedding for Libs, really. Wonder how much the other kids got. Charlie's drunken outburst was unnecessary and made him very ugly. Take it up in private. The only person he was embarrassing was himself. Classless and distasteful. Yeah, Andrei, take him outside and have a man to drunk chat. That type of wedding reception would have cost a small fortune in the US - probably a lot cheaper in Moldova.

 

[endure]

I guess Charlie is the ugly drunk uncle in that family 🥺

[Adeejay]

On 9/12/2020 at 10:45 AM, AussieBabe said:

  Reveal spoiler

Just saw another snippet of a preview. Looks like Sunday will take a sad turn from Grangela goes from talking about whipped cream on her wedding night to getting a call from Skyla that her mother is unresponsive and an ambulance is there.

I miss couples like Evelyn/Justin who just had their first child. I miss people like Amy and Danny. Their stories were real and had their own drama due to cultural differences and bigoted family members. 

Unfortunately, those couples wouldn’t be selected today. I believe we have Danielle and Mohamed to thank for that.

Libby and Andrei’s wedding was beautiful. That was a very lavish reception.  It must have costed a pretty penny. Charlie made a fool of himself. I was surprised to see his parents just standing there. Was hoping one of them would grab the mic. 

Low seemed reserved and respectful with Asuelu’s family. At one point he told his wife to calm down.  I have a feeling they reminded him of his own family in Samoa. 

[zillabreeze]

I don't know.  Ive been contemplating cutting the satellite dish cord...

Pfft.  I'm out.  $70/mo.  Who gives a shit?

Tonight?  Either they are all playing to the TV check or they are just dumber than dirt and we need them to get out of the gene pool.

I do not care. They aren't even entertaining anymore...

Kalani can shank Asuelo's mother & get the death penalty.  Two fer.

Larissa can go septic with her plastic surgery.  Even her kids won't miss her.

Angela can vanish in Kenya, I just hope poor MyKill doesn't end up playing Mandingo in a Georgia Basement.

The rest can go get a damn real job and leave my teevee in peace.

it was fun while it lasted...

ETA - previews of Tell All...who the hell is that little airheaded idiot blowing to get the "interviewer" gig?

Edited September 14, 2020 by zillabreeze

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I thought Chuck has ten kids.

I read somewhere that Libby is the youngest of ten, but that doesn't mean Chuck is the father of all of them.  Maybe Walter brought some children into his marriage to Libby's mother so there are older step-siblings? 

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Erickee was lucky that Larissa's daybag wasn't that heavy to lug up those stairs.

And what in the world was IN that bag besides a pair of pajamas? 

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Wonder how much the other kids got.

Well, we know that Becky had her wedding in Denmark, so that must have been pricey and TLC wasn't there to pick up the tab

[the-grey-lady]

How much to ensure that Elizabeth's drunken lout of a brother never darkens my TV screen again? I can't even imagine insulting someone at their own wedding.

Also, I want a Moldovan wedding. I'm already married. I have been for 12 years. We have no plans for a renewal ever. I still want a Moldovan wedding.

[Quof]

Well, you're in luck, because you can have as many "weddings" as you want. And other people will pay for the wedding, spending their time and money feting you and your love.  

[IllLitShips]

On 9/10/2020 at 9:17 PM, magemaud said:

That gives me a great idea. Why not let ASH be Colt’s relationship coach (or does he only work with women?) He could teach Colt about his Nothing Box 

This is the spin off TLC needs right now. Ash giving relationship advice to former and single 90 Day stars.

[IllLitShips]

6 hours ago, Kangatush said:

He's generally not my type, but Moldovan dress Andrei was pretty hot.

Yes. I thought the same thing. Libby looked beautiful, too.

[renatae]

On 9/10/2020 at 3:14 PM, AussieBabe said:

for by Chuckles.

I don’t care about Larissa. Send her to a plastic surgery reality show because breast implants, nose jobs, BBLS, tummy tucks, and all the multiple procedures she’s had have nothing to do with 90 Day. Plus, we don’t care. All those procedures and she’ll never be happy with herself. She just had more work done less than a month ago. I don’t believe Eric is remotely straight or romantically interested in her. Becoming a blow up doll is not the American dream.

This is boring me to tears. You are correct, she belongs on one of those plastic surgery shows  These guys are turning her into a clown and she needs an intervention.

The preview for next week shows Debbie the most plastered I think I've ever seen her. When Colt asks for less interference even I am amazed by her level of affronted incredulity. "You'll still be my child when you're 90!" Note, of course, child, not son. She's a piece of work.

[readheaded]

I hate myself for saying this, but I thought Ericee was really genuinely nicee to Larissa after her surgery.  He seemed to really be concerned about caring for her and following the discharge instructions. 

[Meowwww]

Burning question:  who is taking care of Pole’s dogs while they go to Brazil????

[Pepper Mostly]

4 hours ago, the-grey-lady said:

Also, I want a Moldovan wedding. I'm already married. I have been for 12 years. We have no plans for a renewal ever. I still want a Moldovan wedding.

Just one event planner with some entrepreneurial spirit could use this as an opportunity to promote Moldova as a wedding destination. That wedding looked fabulously entertaining! 

Charlie, though. Words fail. What a repulsive, self centered boor. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

How did Larissa get from naked w/her butt crack blurred to cute PJs before she woke up? Do they dress you in recovery before your are awake? Ericee is a predator $$$ she will be on the pole or escorting at his hand before long. 

Charlie is an ass that was ugly. Chuck's combover was large and in charge and almost a diff color- (toupee?) or I am just used to him in a ball cap, it entertained me to no end because he looked like a fat doughy pale POS out of his USA uniform. Libby's lipstick was too severe and the pancake makeup was for morticians. I didn't need Jen's see thru leggings and big ass headed up the stairs. She is a horrible woman fanning the flames to stay at the teat of big daddy. I am fascinated by the mother who seems to gloss over everything they have such a close relationship w/their DAD even the girls. The mom feels like more an Aunt.  I loved the Moldovan touches the church was STUNNING. Of course Libby spent more time on the food and party venue than learning the steps of her wedding ceremony.  Does someone always follow around the woman w/the crown or did Libby wear a non conforming headpiece?

Coltee is disgusting, he and Pole have the same east west flat footed running condition. I wonder if it is a developmental delay or condition. Any OT here? 

I hate Angela yet here we are I felt bad about Mother Angela and empathy for Angela for being so far away when she was stricken. 

Mother Debbie: JFC. She knows Pole can't find his way out of a paper bag 1/2 the time she calls him basically a loser and 1/2 the time worries.  She is one strange ranger and the DNA didn't fall far from the tree.  Her shirt was blurred out and had an airplane on it. I bet she works close to the airport in Louisville and it was a work shirt. 

WHY did big tough guy Low not come down hard on Mother Auselo? And why did she turn on a dime to send me more money no matter what, to I love you? That was a terrible cut scene, kids asleep kids awake there is NO way the scene went down like we were shown. The conversation did not even make sense. Father Low said NOTHING strong to put her in her place. Mother Kalani said "They can't give what they don't have." I cannot believe Low didn't lay the hammer down like he always brags about. I do not like that man. Bully and all talk except for when the rubber meets the road.

Is their long hair a "thing?" Kalani Kalini Mother Kalini Kalani? 

 

 

[Neurochick]

On 9/12/2020 at 10:45 AM, AussieBabe said:

I miss couples like Evelyn/Justin who just had their first child. I miss people like Amy and Danny. Their stories were real and had their own drama due to cultural differences and bigoted family members. Scrap everybody from Happily Ever After!

I laughed when I read this because I don't know who those two couples are.  I think the reason they show the couples they show is because people talk about them.  

The problem with Asuelu's mom is she's forgotten her part of the deal.  In some cultures the mother follows her son, and he cares for her for the rest of her life, BUT she usually takes care of the grandchildren so both parents can go to work.  Asuelu's mom doesn't think she has to do ANYTHING.  

The Family Libby wants a spin off a la Family Chantel  BTW,  Family Chantel has a second season so they must be doing something right.  That's why Chuck #1 was letting Chuck #2 act like an ass.  Good for the cameras.  

Michael and Angela was all for the cameras.  He'll never move to the USA.  Their storyline will be about their attempt to try and be together....but it'll all be fake.  Bad drama.

Edited September 14, 2020 by Neurochick

[Quof]

Wasn't Libby going on to the coven about her "wedding" dress needing to be modest, because the "wedding" was in a church?? Didn't she know about the traditional clothing for the "wedding"?  She could have worn the dress from her real wedding to the reception. 

Some progress - Oliver was wearing a shirt with buttons. Still sweatpants rather than pants with a button and zipper, so baby steps.

[suzywallis]

10 hours ago, Barbara Please said:

I liked Libby's traditional Moldovan wedding gown. However, she had to make digs about it. At least Moldovan women know how to put lipstick on properly, Libby.  That family is snooty and tasteless. Andrreeeiiii fits in beautifully. I'm still  think he was adopted or dropped off by some defrosted cave people. . And I'm not sorry but Libby is not attractive. Maybe she has a nice body but she has a butter face. Also, Andrrreeiii is not fat. He sure likes showing off his body.  My theory is he'll trade in Libby in a couple of years. 

Assuelo behaviour is odd. He goes from supporting Kalani one minute and then telling her she's a fucking asshole the next. Their marriage will not work long term. He's too infantile and sexist.  The sister Tammy is a piece of work and if anyone should apologize it is her. She almost physically attacked Kalani in Washington. Family should not expect money. It's a nice gesture to help out but expect financial support is bothersome.  

I skipped through the Ericee and Larissa part.

Coltee barfing in the trash can was a real delight. Thanks TLC. The male friend was definitely hired on. I don't think Coltee has many male friends. They would be competition for Sir Gagahad. He strikes me as a guy who only likes to chat up females online and send pics of his  gherkin dick to the women of the world. Meanwhile, Debbie is in the other room with the catnip, a bottle of Schnapps getting lit and playing online poker. 

Michael and Angie finally got hitched She can no longer use the classic stomp off: "We're done. The Weddin' is Off!!!"  Perhaps she'll switch it to: "We're DONE! Gittin' divorced.  No Green card for y'all. MIKULL you're goin' back to Nigeria!!!!" 

You KNOW that will be the first thing she breaks out with..I'm done.   You need to leave.  UGh.  I don't know why he puts up with her.  I do feel for her being all the way over there with her mom being unresponsive. 

I could have definitely done without the barfing sounds.  He and his caterpillar mustache skeeze me out, especially after we learned that he was showing his privates to anyone who would look. 

I agree with you about Asuelu too.  I was proud of him in this episode and then we see the preview for next week and how he is lying about where he is going?  I have always said she needs to divorce him but after we hear that Mother Asuelu and that horrible sister Tammy want him to get divorced, I want them to make it just to spite them! 

 

[suzywallis]

On 9/14/2020 at 8:48 AM, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

How did Larissa get from naked w/her butt crack blurred to cute PJs before she woke up? Do they dress you in recovery before your are awake? Ericee is a predator $$$ she will be on the pole or escorting at his hand before long. 

Charlie is an ass that was ugly. Chuck's combover was large and in charge and almost a diff color- (toupee?) or I am just used to him in a ball cap, it entertained me to no end because he looked like a fat doughy pale POS out of his USA uniform. Libby's lipstick was too severe and the pancake makeup was for morticians. I didn't need Jen's see thru leggings and big ass headed up the stairs. She is a horrible woman fanning the flames to stay at the teat of big daddy. I am fascinated by the mother who seems to gloss over everything they have such a close relationship w/their DAD even the girls. The mom feels like more an Aunt.  I loved the Moldovan touches the church was STUNNING. Of course Libby spent more time on the food and party venue than learning the steps of her wedding ceremony.  Does someone always follow around the woman w/the crown or did Libby wear a non conforming headpiece?

Coltee is disgusting, he and Pole have the same east west flat footed running condition. I wonder if it is a developmental delay or condition. Any OT here? 

I hate Angela yet here we are I felt bad about Mother Angela and empathy for Angela for being so far away when she was stricken. 

Mother Debbie: JFC. She knows Pole can't find his way out of a paper bag 1/2 the time she calls him basically a loser and 1/2 the time worries.  She is one strange ranger and the DNA didn't fall far from the tree.  Her shirt was blurred out and had an airplane on it. I bet she works close to the airport in Louisville and it was a work shirt. 

WHY did big tough guy Low not come down hard on Mother Auselo? And why did she turn on a dime to send me more money no matter what, to I love you? That was a terrible cut scene, kids asleep kids awake there is NO way the scene went down like we were shown. The conversation did not even make sense. Father Low said NOTHING strong to put her in her place. Mother Kalani said "They can't give what they don't have." I cannot believe Low didn't lay the hammer down like he always brags about. I do not like that man. Bully and all talk except for when the rubber meets the road.

Is their long hair a "thing?" Kalani Kalini Mother Kalini Kalani? 

 

 

Mother Pole (Mary?) works for UPS.  They have a HUGE hub in Louisville.  When she drives the car and the seatbelt is covering most of the logo, you can see the outside of the shield. 

Edited September 17, 2020 by suzywallis
Name correction

[1011101010001]

36 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

They can't give what they don't have." I cannot believe Low didn't lay the hammer down like he always brags about.

Maybe he is old-fashioned and thinks while you can threaten men you have to be chivalrous with women.

[endure]

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

Burning question:  who is taking care of Pole’s dogs while they go to Brazil????

One other time when he was going to Brazil it showed a kennel place coming to pick up the dogs, I don’t think he would just leave them.

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, endure said:

One other time when he was going to Brazil it showed a kennel place coming to pick up the dogs, I don’t think he would just leave them.

I thought he mentioned that his mom was looking after the dogs.

[AZChristian]

10 hours ago, Barbara Please said:

I don't think Coltee has many male friends that he doesn't call "Mom."

I think this hits closer to the truth.  

[Pondlass1]

The fancy weddings, accommodations, flights, restaurant meals, etc, are all paid for by TLC... so I do hope Pole’s dogs were either a show prop or if they do belong to him that they’re in new and loving homes and well cared for. Pole shouldn’t be trusted with a goldfish let alone dogs, wife and child.

And TLC not Erickee paid for the new boobs and nose. Larissa is getting a good run for the money. I don’t know why she is still a cast member and still raking in the benefits. Deport her.

 

[suzywallis]

6 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

The fancy weddings, accommodations, flights, restaurant meals, etc, are all paid for by TLC... so I do hope Pole’s dogs were either a show prop or if they do belong to him that they’re in new and loving homes and well cared for. Pole shouldn’t be trusted with a goldfish let alone dogs, wife and child.

And TLC not Erickee paid for the new boobs and nose. Larissa is getting a good run for the money. I don’t know why she is still a cast member and still raking in the benefits. Deport her.

 

YESS.  Please.  She does nothing.  I was hoping that they would deport her butt back to Brazil after the court hearings, but no such luck.   I can't believe that TLC kept her around except to stir up trouble and call Colt's girlfriend.   

[Grifter Lives]

1 hour ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Does someone always follow around the woman w/the crown or did Libby wear a non conforming headpiece?

The sponsors follow the bride and grown, holding the crowns, as part of the Orthodox ritual. They walk three counterclockwise turns around the table.

Edited September 14, 2020 by Grifter Lives

[Neurochick]

30 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

The fancy weddings, accommodations, flights, restaurant meals, etc, are all paid for by TLC... so I do hope Pole’s dogs were either a show prop or if they do belong to him that they’re in new and loving homes and well cared for. Pole shouldn’t be trusted with a goldfish let alone dogs, wife and child.

And TLC not Erickee paid for the new boobs and nose. Larissa is getting a good run for the money. I don’t know why she is still a cast member and still raking in the benefits. Deport her.

 

Thank you for this.  This is the answer to the question, "How can they afford......"

Someone should have given this answer to Chuck #2.

[LaLaLaLa]

5 hours ago, renatae said:

This is boring me to tears. You are correct, she belongs on one of those plastic surgery shows  These guys are turning her into a clown and she needs an intervention.

Larissa needs no help...she was/is a bonafide clown all on her own...physically, mentally, and emotionally. 

Edited September 14, 2020 by LaLaLaLa

[Madding crowd]

58 minutes ago, Quof said:

Wasn't Libby going on to the coven about her "wedding" dress needing to be modest, because the "wedding" was in a church?? Didn't she know about the traditional clothing for the "wedding"?  She could have worn the dress from her real wedding to the reception. 

Some progress - Oliver was wearing a shirt with buttons. Still sweatpants rather than pants with a button and zipper, so baby steps.

Most toddlers wear pants that are easy to get on and off because of potty training and quick changes. I don’t remember my son wearing pants with zippers at that age unless we were going somewhere fancy. Kids should be comfortable.

[AZChristian]

45 minutes ago, suzywallis said:

YESS.  Please.  She does nothing.  I was hoping that they would deport her butt back to Brazil after the court hearings, but no such luck.   I can't believe that TLC kept her around except to stir up trouble and call Colt's girlfriend.   

She's had so much plastic surgery that her butt could probably stay here, and they could deport the rest of her.

[doodlebug]

1 hour ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

How did Larissa get from naked w/her butt crack blurred to cute PJs before she woke up? Do they dress you in recovery before your are awake? Ericee is a predator $$$ she will be on the pole or escorting at his hand before long. 

Charlie is an ass that was ugly. Chuck's combover was large and in charge and almost a diff color- (toupee?) or I am just used to him in a ball cap, it entertained me to no end because he looked like a fat doughy pale POS out of his USA uniform. Libby's lipstick was too severe and the pancake makeup was for morticians. I didn't need Jen's see thru leggings and big ass headed up the stairs. She is a horrible woman fanning the flames to stay at the teat of big daddy. I am fascinated by the mother who seems to gloss over everything they have such a close relationship w/their DAD even the girls. The mom feels like more an Aunt.  I loved the Moldovan touches the church was STUNNING. Of course Libby spent more time on the food and party venue than learning the steps of her wedding ceremony.  Does someone always follow around the woman w/the crown or did Libby wear a non conforming headpiece?

Coltee is disgusting, he and Pole have the same east west flat footed running condition. I wonder if it is a developmental delay or condition. Any OT here? 

I hate Angela yet here we are I felt bad about Mother Angela and empathy for Angela for being so far away when she was stricken. 

Mother Debbie: JFC. She knows Pole can't find his way out of a paper bag 1/2 the time she calls him basically a loser and 1/2 the time worries.  She is one strange ranger and the DNA didn't fall far from the tree.  Her shirt was blurred out and had an airplane on it. I bet she works close to the airport in Louisville and it was a work shirt. 

WHY did big tough guy Low not come down hard on Mother Auselo? And why did she turn on a dime to send me more money no matter what, to I love you? That was a terrible cut scene, kids asleep kids awake there is NO way the scene went down like we were shown. The conversation did not even make sense. Father Low said NOTHING strong to put her in her place. Mother Kalani said "They can't give what they don't have." I cannot believe Low didn't lay the hammer down like he always brags about. I do not like that man. Bully and all talk except for when the rubber meets the road.

Is their long hair a "thing?" Kalani Kalini Mother Kalini Kalani? 

 

 

I think Larissa was told to behave like she did and she was not nearly as 'out of it' as she appeared.  No one gets released from a surgery center unless they are at least able to get up and pee.  She put the pajamas on herself when she changed out of the hospital gown to go home.  People having outpatient surgery are told to wear loose fitting, comfortable clothing and a woman having breast surgery would be told to wear a top that buttoned up the front rather than something that needed pulled over the head.

As far as Libby's ceremony, I've been to a few Greek Orthodox weddings and they are very similar.  Yes, someone usually holds the crown over the bride's head so as not to mess up her hair/veil.  Usually, their witnesses will hold the crowns up over both the bride and groom.  The crowns are part of the church, they don't belong to the couple and I think they're often too big for their heads, so holding them up is necessary, especially as they're circling the altar 3 times after the vows.

I think Charlie said that Dad Chuck had 7 kids.  Libby's mom probably has some from another marriage which is how they came up with 10 total.  As they say, 'In vino, veritas'.  The drunken rant indicated that Charlies's issue is mainly that he sees his father spending more money on his sister and her wedding than has been spent on him.  The green eyed monster was evident; he's just jealous.  Most families have at least one member who seemingly had a cash register installed in their cranium at birth and he seems to be that sibling.  He's kept a running tally and has decided that he hasn't gotten his fair share, so he lashes out.

Edited September 14, 2020 by doodlebug

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe he is old-fashioned and thinks while you can threaten men you have to be chivalrous with women.

I agree.    I bet Low was taught not to hit women.   However, Lisa (his wife, and Kalani's mother) looked quite capable of taking down Tammy, and the disgusting Mama Asuelu.   My fantasy is the second they walked out of camera sight, that Lisa whacked both of them a good one.     I feel sorry for the restaurant who thought this was their big chance to be on TV, and they get the Family A. cretins.  

[Neurochick]

5 minutes ago, doodlebug said:

Most families have at least one member who seemingly had a cash register installed in their cranium at birth and he seems to be that sibling.  He's kept a running tally and has decided that he hasn't gotten his fair share, so he lashes out.

Charlie didn't see the script.  I'm sure TLC paid for most of the wedding.  No wedding in Moldova, no storyline.

Eric and Larissa are famewhores who want reality show careers.  Larissa thinks plastic surgery will help her get there.  If not reality TV, then soft or hard core porn, whatever pays better.  

[doodlebug]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Charlie didn't see the script.  I'm sure TLC paid for most of the wedding.  No wedding in Moldova, no storyline.

Eric and Larissa are famewhores who want reality show careers.  Larissa thinks plastic surgery will help her get there.  If not reality TV, then soft or hard core porn, whatever pays better.  

Or, Charlie did see the script and he was told he is the a**hole brother who is jealous of his sister and her husband and he acted accordingly.

[Colfrmb]

@MrBuhBye, and I love the black bear diner!  I just googled it and they have on here in my state!  So happy.

[rlc]

13 hours ago, Kangatush said:

He's generally not my type, but Moldovan dress Andrei was pretty hot.

Holy thighs, Batman! 

Edited September 14, 2020 by rlc

[1011101010001]

25 minutes ago, Colfrmb said:

@MrBuhBye, and I love the black bear diner!  I just googled it and they have on here in my state!  So happy.

Wow it’s a huge chain.  Usually chains don’t permit filming.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

Thank you for this.  This is the answer to the question, "How can they afford......"

Deavan said that TLC only pays for the Tell All flights, not when they go back and forth but she plays fast and loose with the truth.  TKC has to be paying, how else can these unemployed people travel, literally, across the globe a few times a year??

 

44 minutes ago, doodlebug said:

  No one gets released from a surgery center unless they are at least able to get up and pee. 

Reminds me of how a nurse once told me I had to pee or I would be catherized.  Lord, talk about prayers.....for pee.

 

11 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Pole and Karine - Karine, find a way to stay in Brazil. Have no idea why you are actually going there. There is no money to get a nice place, Pole has no real job, and you can zip off to Brazil?

What do they pack in those huge suitcases???  And they are going down to clear stuff out?  Paul, call 1-800 Get a Match.  Way cheaper!

[readheaded]

2 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

How did Larissa get from naked w/her butt crack blurred to cute PJs before she woke up? Do they dress you in recovery before your are awake? Ericee is a predator $$$ she will be on the pole or escorting at his hand before long. 

Charlie is an ass that was ugly. Chuck's combover was large and in charge and almost a diff color- (toupee?) or I am just used to him in a ball cap, it entertained me to no end because he looked like a fat doughy pale POS out of his USA uniform. Libby's lipstick was too severe and the pancake makeup was for morticians. I didn't need Jen's see thru leggings and big ass headed up the stairs. She is a horrible woman fanning the flames to stay at the teat of big daddy. I am fascinated by the mother who seems to gloss over everything they have such a close relationship w/their DAD even the girls. The mom feels like more an Aunt.  I loved the Moldovan touches the church was STUNNING. Of course Libby spent more time on the food and party venue than learning the steps of her wedding ceremony.  Does someone always follow around the woman w/the crown or did Libby wear a non conforming headpiece?

Coltee is disgusting, he and Pole have the same east west flat footed running condition. I wonder if it is a developmental delay or condition. Any OT here? 

I hate Angela yet here we are I felt bad about Mother Angela and empathy for Angela for being so far away when she was stricken. 

Mother Debbie: JFC. She knows Pole can't find his way out of a paper bag 1/2 the time she calls him basically a loser and 1/2 the time worries.  She is one strange ranger and the DNA didn't fall far from the tree.  Her shirt was blurred out and had an airplane on it. I bet she works close to the airport in Louisville and it was a work shirt. 

WHY did big tough guy Low not come down hard on Mother Auselo? And why did she turn on a dime to send me more money no matter what, to I love you? That was a terrible cut scene, kids asleep kids awake there is NO way the scene went down like we were shown. The conversation did not even make sense. Father Low said NOTHING strong to put her in her place. Mother Kalani said "They can't give what they don't have." I cannot believe Low didn't lay the hammer down like he always brags about. I do not like that man. Bully and all talk except for when the rubber meets the road.

Is their long hair a "thing?" Kalani Kalini Mother Kalini Kalani? 

 

 

I don't know Ericee's true intentions, but he's said to have his own money from gambling.

[Persnickety1]

8 hours ago, magemaud said:

I read somewhere that Libby is the youngest of ten, but that doesn't mean Chuck is the father of all of them.  Maybe Walter brought some children into his marriage to Libby's mother so there are older step-siblings? 

I could be wrong, but I believe there are 10 kids.

I think the other 3 are older kids for whom Chuckelfuck Sr. owed all of that back child support when he was arrested.  

 

[Persnickety1]

6 hours ago, renatae said:

This is boring me to tears. You are correct, she belongs on one of those plastic surgery shows  These guys are turning her into a clown and she needs an intervention to go back to Brazil.  

FTFY.  😉

[monagatuna]

52 minutes ago, doodlebug said:

I think Larissa was told to behave like she did and she was not nearly as 'out of it' as she appeared.  No one gets released from a surgery center unless they are at least able to get up and pee.  She put the pajamas on herself when she changed out of the hospital gown to go home.  People having outpatient surgery are told to wear loose fitting, comfortable clothing and a woman having breast surgery would be told to wear a top that buttoned up the front rather than something that needed pulled over the head.

As far as Libby's ceremony, I've been to a few Greek Orthodox weddings and they are very similar.  Yes, someone usually holds the crown over the bride's head so as not to mess up her hair/veil.  Usually, their witnesses will hold the crowns up over both the bride and groom.  The crowns are part of the church, they don't belong to the couple and I think they're often too big for their heads, so holding them up is necessary, especially as they're circling the altar 3 times after the vows.

I was surprised Larissa's butt was hanging out of her gown, after all, she wasn't having anything done south of the navel (right?), so why couldn't she wear pants? My wife confirmed this is something that happened to her too, but her surgery was on her arm. Why won't they let the poor people wear pants if they're not getting any work done below the waist?

I was in a Greek wedding once, and it was exactly as you described. One of the coolest wedding ceremonies I've been to. The bride was grateful she was Orthodox because she didn't have to say anything--she was too nervous. It was LONG and we had to stand there the whole time, but it was really fascinating and beautiful.

 

41 minutes ago, Colfrmb said:

@MrBuhBye, and I love the black bear diner!  I just googled it and they have on here in my state!  So happy.

This is my favorite go-to restaurant after a long run. Those plate-sized biscuits! So yummy. My wife and I got married in a very small town that didn't have any fancy restaurants or hotels, so after our stay in the "honeymoon suite" at America's Best Value Inn, with the very best view of the KFC and the Wendy's, we had our first married breakfast at Black Bear. No regrets at all--it was delicious and just greasy enough to soak up the remnants of our very--spirited--wedding the night before.

[LaLaLaLa]

37 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Charlie didn't see the script.  I'm sure TLC paid for most of the wedding.  No wedding in Moldova, no storyline.

Eric and Larissa are famewhores who want reality show careers.  Larissa thinks plastic surgery will help her get there.  If not reality TV, then soft or hard core porn, whatever pays better.  

I agree. The wedding was TLC all the way. Chuck wouldn't have agreed to pay for that lavish of a second wedding (or first wedding). And even if he was contributing in any way, he definitely would not have proceeded after the "altercation" with Andrei at the restaurant a few weeks ago. The "Chuck paid for it" storyline is not believable. 

[rlc]

Chucklet is the worst. When Chuck is telling you to take it down a notch, you know you’ve hit bottom. They are such a vile crew, and beyond an embarrassing representation of Americans.

[AZChristian]

5 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

I was surprised Larissa's butt was hanging out of her gown, after all, she wasn't having anything done south of the navel (right?), so why couldn't she wear pants? My wife confirmed this is something that happened to her too, but her surgery was on her arm. Why won't they let the poor people wear pants if they're not getting any work done below the waist?

I've had several outpatient procedures done.  The last one was in July - surgery on my horrendously clogged and infected sinuses.  They let me keep my panties on.  But then . . . who really wants to see what's south of the border on a 73-year-old grandmother?  LOL.

[Persnickety1]

2 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:

And TLC not Erickee paid for the new boobs and nose. Larissa is getting a good run for the money. I don’t know why she is still a cast member and still raking in the benefits. Deport her.

 

I think that shady plastic surgeon with his strip mall "surgery center" probably comped all of it in exchange for the publicity from the show.  

I wouldn't let that weirdo remove an ingrown toenail much less cut me open for implants or that Michael Jackson nose she appears to be sporting now.  

[politichick]

Charlie is such an asshat and he should have asked for a better line because no way could Chuck afford all of that travel and the cost of the wedding, even in Moldolvian dollars. Do they really think the viewing public doesn't know that TLC paid for that and/or some was comped? That said, it was quite a fabulous wedding and reception.

There was entirely way, way, way too much Eric and Larissa.

[configdotsys]

Found this episode ultra boring. 

Pet Peeve: Every time any of these shows has a pregnancy, a plastic surgery appointment, a hangnail removal, a plane flight, bus ride, etc., there's always some accompanying life of death drama or some critical thing like plane tickets or whatever get forgotten or lost. It's so contrived at this point that it's painful to watch.

Low's comment "If Asuelu doesn't support his wife, I can't support him as a member of my family," made me eye roll. He never supported Asuelu in any way. He intimidated and threatened him and made him feel completely worthless and continues to do so. Where was his big ass talk at the lunch table? Why didn't he shoot them the look that he gives Asuelu and tell them they better not stress out his daughter because she and Asuelu don't have money to give?

The Moldovan wedding preparations and wedding itself went on way too long. 

Angela said obey? Through clinched teeth or not, she said it. 

Oh God, the Family Chantel was renewed? I never watched a single episode of that show and don't plan to watch this one either. Was hoping their 15 minutes were over.

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

48 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

I was surprised Larissa's butt was hanging out of her gown, after all, she wasn't having anything done south of the navel (right?), so why couldn't she wear pants? My wife confirmed this is something that happened to her too, but her surgery was on her arm. Why won't they let the poor people wear pants if they're not getting any work done below the waist?

My guess is that during anesthetic, and after they have a pad to soak up pee, if you go during surgery or recovery.