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I wish they had never made Zoey and Max a couple. He was so needy and entitled with Zoey in season one, and I cannot forget that. Max also had zero business opening a restaurant if he doesn’t understand how liquor licenses work. I know he’s a fictional character, but I’m simply not a fan. Loved the choreography this episode. It felt even more Mandy Moore-ish than usual.

In my mind, Mary is under house arrest in her closet.

Meredith looks like the melting wax version of Lisa plus some big ass eyebrows.

I got divorced with less drama than Sarah’s departure. Heck, my divorce had less drama than Sarah brushing her teeth.

Prussian Blue episode: Holy cow! How did they manage to lineup such a good looking doctor, FBI agent, and prosecutor in one episode?

This episode made me sad, even though there was nothing particularly terrible about it. I just have zero faith in this negative Nancy ultimately succeeding. Nothing in her life gives her close to any of the joy that the all day, all-you-can-eat buffet gave her. When she speaks of her ‘whole future and everything she wants’, her words are hollow. All she’s expressed interest in is eating hamburgers and pizza. Sigh. Remember when we saw actual success stories on this show with people who actually looked and acted differently at the end of the episode?

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on with Victoria’s eye, and when I saw that it looks even worse in the previews for next week, it hit me: Chris Elliott’s eyes in There’s Something About Mary!

Based on the reaaaaaaly unflattering shot of Victoria’s tie dye wedgie, the camera people don’t like her, either.

Jen seems to have taken a page from the Grand Dame herself, Karen Huger, on how to make an exit at your own party.

Hey Brooksie- here’s an idea: MOVE OUT Meredith looks like she’s melting from her mid face Botox line down. Why does Whitney look like that in her talking heads?

Zac’s lisp just told Matt’s lisp to hold his beer.

I think it comes down to simple misogyny combined with incompetence. They decided that he was going after prostitutes and women of ‘questionable’ morals, and didn’t work that hard to find him.

Oh, my heart! Nurse Crane on the trapeze was everything I didn’t realize I needed in life.

I tune in to watch the ‘real’ housewives of Salt Lake City, not the whiny entitled children of Salt Lake City. NO MORE BROOKSIE! YOUR FATHER DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU, AND WE DON’T WANT TO SEE OR HEAR YOU. Does Mary have Graves’ disease? If so, maybe that’s why she’s so bothered by hospital smell. Mary, Jen, Karen Huger, and Monique Samuels either need a spin-off or a cage match. Either way, I’d watch.

La Dame is la shady. I’d love to go through one day of life with her level of self confidence.