S10.E01: The Crown Isn't So Heavy

[thefog]

58 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Ugh, Brandi.  She’s so gross.  I really hope it’s not true that Denise got anywhere near her in a sexy time way.

Why did they have to drag thirsty, trashy Brandi back after she was fired.  She brought the show to the gutter when she was  cast.  She was always too poor for BH.  So typical of her to betray someone so she can be TV. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by escape

[njbchlover]

7 minutes ago, Door County Cherry said:

I don't know much about tequila but blanco made me think it's likely related to color and Google fu seems to indicate that.  

Yes....tequila blanco is usually clear.  Reposado (not "rapasado" as Denise kept saying) is more like the color of ginger ale, sort of.  

It seems like, so far, the women of Beverly Hills are drinking a lot more than in past seasons.  Even Erika - who said she "needed a shot" when she met up with Denise and Garcelle in the bar.  She was never a big drinker.  

Just wondering - is Casamigos a RHOBH sponsor?  Seems like that is the only tequila the ladies want to drink, and they say the name very frequently.  

 

[GonnahearmeRoar]

Denise is a sexual person... happy endings, life w/ Sheen we get it just want to know the circumstances that outed her to the cast. Brandi is my guess. 

Sutton is kinda bitchy have to see if I like her. Didn’t like that pink, sheer outfit with shorts. Yes, Teddy’s romper was nicer😂The black dress she wore was beautiful and redeemed her style. Garcelle seems cool and taking everything in stride. Can tell she was takes time to get to know you. Woman sure likes to vibrate. 

Kyle needs to calm the f down. She will relax I hope. She spreads herself to thin. Miss LV and wish she was there. Miss Kyle and LV. 

[The Ringo Kidd]

When are they going to start attacking the weak one and ripping her up like her he pack of vicious hyenas that they really are in real life?

[njbchlover]

Glad to see that even walking a runway in a fashion show, Teddi has all the grace of a lumbering elephant.  She has one of the worst walks of any housewife, any franchise (And, they've all got bad walkers - Vicki Gunvalson, Bethenny Frankel and Kyle herself come to mind right away).

Teddi's runway walk may be a close second to Ramona Singer's!!  

[Axie]

Did the pretzel and two cokes cost Kyle $22?

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

30 minutes ago, emma675 said:

 

Was Kyle's line about "eat an almond" a dig at Yolanda?

Oh yeah it was!  100 % 

Vyle is unrecognizable.  She should spend more on a dog trainer than her plastic surgeon. Wonder who her husband took home from his party while she was away. #amaaaazing 

I like both new girls for different reasons . LVP , like her long ass hair, had an expired shelf date.

This is gonna be good! Better than rhony! 

 

 

[DivaLasVegas82]

25 minutes ago, escape said:

Why did they have to drag thirsty, trashy Brandi back after she was fired.  She brought the show to the gutter when she was  cast.  She was always too poor for BH.  So typical of her to betray someone so she can be TV. 

From what I can remember, a lot of viewers started off liking Brandi. I don't know where it all went wrong. Maybe it was when she tried to act like LVP put a gun to her head and put her up to trashing Kyle's marrige.

[DivaLasVegas82]

- I may be in the minority, but I liked most of Kyle's line--even Erika's outfit that Garcelle called frumpy. I wonder if Kyle put Erika in the most loosely fitted article of clothing because Erika is not as thin as the other women, even though I think Erika has a great body. 

- Even though I did like most of Kyle's pieces, she is no way, shape, or form a designer. She should have just said she licensed someone else's clothes.

- I'm really digging Garcelle so far. I can't wait to see more of her life.

- I like that Lisa Rinna is trying new hairstyles. Her signature 'do was just fine, but I like to see her with different 'dos.

- Erika seems to be more open this season. I couldn't imagine the Erika of a few seasons ago taking the ladies where she use to work. But boy were those strippers stiff as a board. LoL.

- Although this season seems promising, it looks like the ladies have learned nothing about ganging up on one cast member. It'd be hilarious if Denise emerged as the breakout star with all the women (excluding Garcelle) ganging up on her about whatever happened between her and Brandi. Most of the public sided with LVP regarding Doggygate.

 

[DivaLasVegas82]

Sutton is actually from my hometown. Based on the debut episode, I found her very pretentious, but maybe I'll warm up to her later on in the season.

[DivaLasVegas82]

1 hour ago, Axie said:

I’m don’t know why anyone would be surprised that someone who was married to Charlie Sheen might be a tad sleazy.

I know right. It takes a special kind of woman to be attracted to Charlie Sheen, even though he was sober when Denise married him.  But the fact that Denise knew about his penchant for prostitutes and porn stars, and she married him anyway tells me that she didn't have an issue with that aspect of his life.

[Callaphera]

Bless you and your dedication to the CHA and NEL accessories, Dorit. At first I missed last season's earrings but then I saw the hat. The hat was the best part of the episode (although Sutton's snark came a close second). 

Kyle Richards and her bangs, on the other hand, can take a flying leap off a cliff. 

[njbchlover]

I wonder if Erika was doing some damage control by taking the women to the bikini bar/go-go bar that she worked in.  You know, kind of like "Let me get ahead of the story and put it out there on my terms, before someone from my past does it".  

Erika's "alter ego" thing makes complete sense now.  I've heard that dancers/strippers often create an alter ego/alternate personality while working that is completely opposite of the real person.

I have a question, though - was this before or after she had her son?  Her past is so cloudy with limited/skewed information so it's hard to figure out.

Edited April 16, 2020 by njbchlover

[DivaLasVegas82]

I thought Charlie had a lot of nerve labeling Denise a coward when in addition to taking care of their daughters, she was also taking care of his twin sons for several months by Brooke Mueller because Charlie and Brooke were too coked up to do so. Denise deserves every time of child support she gets.

[bichonblitz]

Teddi does not fit in with these stealth bitches. Why is she still around? Oh, yeah. She's a Mellencamp.

Denise has really gone wild with the face fillers. Her face looks swollen. 

Brandi is a nutjob but we know she like to get it on with the ladies from time to time so I can't believe she would make this affair with Denise up out of nowhere. There has to be some truth to it. My question is why did she out Denise? Maybe Denise had her fun with her then dumped her and that pissed Brandi off so now she's out for revenge. 

Don't care for Sutton. Rinna is such a kiss ass. 

[DivaLasVegas82]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

I wonder if Erika was doing some damage control by taking the women to the bikini bar/go-go bar that she worked in.  You know, kind of like "Let me get ahead of the story and put it out there on my terms, before someone from my past does it".  

Erika's "alter ego" thing makes complete sense now.  I've heard that dancers/strippers often create an alter ego/alternate personality while working that is completely opposite of the real person.

I have a question, though - was this before or after she had her son?  Her past is so cloudy with limited/skewed information so it's hard to figure out.

Erika already mentioned in interviews that she worked in a go-go bar when she lived in New York, although I pictured one more upscale than the one we saw tonight, so there's no story to get ahead of IMO.

[UsernameFatigue]

Well, that was interesting. I didn't miss LVP one iota, and I loved the name of the episode. I am glad though that Sutton is not a regular cast mate. Why trade one insufferable snob for another? And that pink outfit she was modeling for Rinna?  OMFG! She looked like a Pepto Bismol bottle, round and stubby. Not a good look.

I thought Kyle's line looked like a bunch of clothes on the discount rack at Winners. I swear I have seen several of those prints there. I did like the robe that Rinna modeled, and thought she did the best job. Dorito was good as well, and I liked Teddi's walk just because I give her props for doing it in the first place. Also Erika's dress at the dinner that failed to cover her rear was a hoot. 

I think I read something briefly about Denise and Brandy, but thought it was just a rumour. Interesting that Denise stopped taping in December. I feel sorry for Aaron, who Denise seems to have married to have a live in babysitter for her kids. 

 

[DivaLasVegas82]

2 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Teddi does not fit in with these stealth bitches. Why is she still around? Oh, yeah. She's a Mellencamp.

Denise has really gone wild with the face fillers. Her face looks swollen. 

Brandi is a nutjob but we know she like to get it on with the ladies from time to time so I can't believe she would make this affair with Denise up out of nowhere. There has to be some truth to it. My question is why did she out Denise? Maybe Denise had her fun with her then dumped her and that pissed Brandi off so now she's out for revenge. 

Don't care for Sutton. Rinna is such a kiss ass. 

I like Teddi, but this may be her last season. Sutton, although she is pretentious, brought more in terms of entertainment tonight than Teddi did.

Just now, UsernameFatigue said:

Well, that was interesting. I didn't miss LVP one iota, and I loved the name of the episode. I am glad though that Sutton is not a regular cast mate. Why trade one insufferable snob for another? And that pink outfit she was modeling for Rinna?  OMFG! She looked like a Pepto Bismol bottle, round and stubby. Not a good look.

I thought Kyle's line looked like a bunch of clothes on the discount rack at Winners. I swear I have seen several of those prints there. I did like the robe that Rinna modeled, and thought she did the best job. Dorito was good as well, and I liked Teddi's walk just because I give her props for doing it in the first place. Also Erika's dress at the dinner that failed to cover her rear was a hoot. 

I think I read something briefly about Denise and Brandy, but thought it was just a rumour. Interesting that Denise stopped taping in December. I feel sorry for Aaron, who Denise seems to have married to have a live in babysitter for her kids. 

 

I doubt Denise married Aaron so he could watch her daughters. Denise seems like a great mom, and she raised Lola and Sam by herself for years without a man. She also adopted Eloise on her own. Moreover, Denise was taking care of Charlie Sheen's sons with Brooke Mueller while Brooke was in rehab and Charlie on drugs and was partying with hookers.

[DivaLasVegas82]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wouldn’t Brandi be a little bit more sensitive IF she was having an affair with Denise? I mean with the way she was introduced on this show has the woman done wrong by her husband and Leann? To actually do a “cheating” storyline just seems Tacky and to on the nose  

I think men seeing their wives sleeping with other women very differently than they view their wives sleeping with men. Since Aaron is still married to Denise, I'm going to assume he either didn't have an isssue with Denise's alleged affair with Brandi or he forgave her for it.

[bichonblitz]

This is what I feared.  Kyle is now the star of the show. She's been waiting for years to take LVP's place. She got what she wanted and now she's completely unbearable. Bangs, shitty fashion and all. 

[chewycandy]

My favorite part was when LVP’s ghostly voice came back to haunt Rinna. 

[Straycat80]

So far so good, everyone seems to be getting along...so far. I wasn’t crazy about Kyle’s fashion line but it’s not my taste. I like her bangs but I’m a bangs person myself.

I like Garcelle, she’s beautiful. On the fence about Sutton, she came off as snobby. Interesting about Denise. I heard about her and Brandi, I was under the impression it happened a long time ago. Maybe not, can’t wait to see how this plays out. 

[enchantingmonkey]

7 minutes ago, UsernameFatigue said:

I feel sorry for Aaron, who Denise seems to have married to have a live in babysitter for her kids. 

Aaron gives me a typical-Los Angeles-opportunist vibe, so they're probably using each other.  But I think that's just a part of how people live in LA.  

Dorit helping Kyle with her show was the most bearable she's been since her first season.  I'm usually able to appreciate the housewives, flaws and all, but Dorit's scenes are the closest I get to hate-watching.  

Kyle claiming that Paris is a fashion icon was hilarious.  

I was fine with Sutton's snarky comments but I can see why she didn't get a diamond in the opening sequence.  I don't think she realized what she was signing up for.  

Garcelle was fun and playful, which brings a totally different dynamic to this franchise.  I can see her stealing the show.  

They were breaking the fourth wall in that preview with all of the Denise drama.  I hope that means that the producers are finally recognizing that some viewers realize a lot of this is manufactured, and they're trying to incorporate that into the show.  

[HeddaGabler]

11 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

This is what I feared.  Kyle is now the star of the show. She's been waiting for years to take LVP's place. She got what she wanted and now she's completely unbearable. Bangs, shitty fashion and all. 

Oh, I think both Kyle AND Lisa R. think they are the stars of the show. They are both unbearable. I'm not sure I can take another season of watching Rinna laugh and knee slap at her own terrible jokes.

[Kiki777]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

Glad to see that even walking a runway in a fashion show, Teddi has all the grace of a lumbering elephant.

Hey I find that offensive - elephants walk a lot more gracefully than Teddi 😋

I don’t mind Sutton at all, if she continues to shade Dorit’s ‘fashion’ choices and obscene label-flashing.  And Sutton has the kind of money that some of the others pretend to have.

Kyle definitely had her eyes done- and for the past two seasons has been wearing these weird gray contacts.

But, as always, I’m glad to see her dogs!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Kiki777
Bad typing skills

[ancslove]

Sutton better watch out, slighting Rihanna like that!  Fenty may be fairly new, but it's a legitimate brand, especially the cosmetics line.  

I can't believe I was siding with Dorit over the whole fashion line.  Kyle, that's not being a designer.  And now you've made me side with Dorit, of all people!  

[princelina]

1 hour ago, DivaLasVegas82 said:

From what I can remember, a lot of viewers started off liking Brandi. I don't know where it all went wrong. Maybe it was when she tried to act like LVP put a gun to her head and put her up to trashing Kyle's marrige.

I thought it was when she was such a bully to Joyce.  

Poor Sutton with that barrel belly and stick legs - if your outfits each cost as much as my car you should have a body like Dorit's  or Camille's to hang them on!

[Adgirl]

35 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

Kyle claiming that Paris is a fashion icon was hilarious.

That was so hilarious! Do millennials and Gen Z even know who she is?

Who is doing Rinna's hair and why do they hate her? The pink outfit with that ugly hairdo in her TH is a crime against humanity's eyes

I think this may have been one of the best season openers. I liked all the ladies getting along. I loooove the addition of Garcelle Beauvais. She had issues with her twins' dad back in the day if I am remembering correctly. And may I say I'm personally thrilled to have a black woman on this particular part of the RH franchise.

If Brandi Glanville comes back to this show I may be out. I can't support racists. (Haven't watched a Mel Gibson movie in 20 years. Also Vince Vaughn and Jon Voight fuck those guys.)

 

[ivygirl]

2 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Glad to see that even walking a runway in a fashion show, Teddi has all the grace of a lumbering elephant.  She has one of the worst walks of any housewife, any franchise (And, they've all got bad walkers - Vicki Gunvalson, Bethenny Frankel and Kyle herself come to mind right away).

Teddi's runway walk may be a close second to Ramona Singer's!!  

I haven’t seen this episode but I did just watch an episode of Beverly Hills 90210, where Donna Martin served as a “model” for her own fashion show. Everyone was like “ooh, ah, you are SO amazing, Donna!” But to the viewer, it looks like she’s clomping along in those chunky late-90s heels, wearing mediocre outfits. Life imitates art (“life” imitates “art” 🤣)

[enchantingmonkey]

6 minutes ago, Adgirl said:

Do millennials and Gen Z even know who she is?

No, I don't think they do.  And some of us who do know who she is wish we could bleach her from our mind.  At least if Kyle had tried to squeeze Nicky into that soundbite, I'd have some respect.  Nicky is a fashion designer.  Paris is a marketing ploy.  

[swankie]

4 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You get judgy? You just sat in a bra and clown pants on national television... girl you have no room to pass judgment on anyone 

Especially when you have popcorn legs. 😲

[Callaphera]

2 hours ago, UsernameFatigue said:

I thought Kyle's line looked like a bunch of clothes on the discount rack at Winners. I swear I have seen several of those prints there.

The black and white stripes with the nautical rope motif was the one I pinged on. Maybe Winners back when we could actually go to real stores? But I swear I've seen that or something incredibly similar come from either some fashion show or one of the many Bravo shows that are now starting to melt together in my brain during this quarantine period. 

ETA: I don't mean I think Kyle's "designs" (lol forever) are what I've seen, just that the print itself has been making the rounds for the past while. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by Callaphera

[hoodooznoodooz]

What was Kyle’s daughter doing to her face with that purple wand?

[Ms Blue Jay]

46 minutes ago, Adgirl said:

That was so hilarious! Do millennials and Gen Z even know who she is?

Us old Millennials certainly do know.  And Paris is an old Millennial herself.  But, I think you have a good case for younger Millennials and definitely Gen Z not knowing. 

Kim Kardashian started out as Paris's assistant, I think.

[Kiki777]

I think it was a facial massager.  Or one of Garcelle’s  vibrators lol

[RealHousewife]

13 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Us old Millennials certainly do know.  And Paris is an old Millennial herself.  But, I think you have a good case for younger Millennials and definitely Gen Z not knowing. 

Kim Kardashian started out as Paris's assistant, I think.

That's what I was going to say. I remember Paris was everywhere when I was in high school. I first saw Kyle when I watched the E! True Hollywood Story about the Hilton sisters. 

Erika's skin is so gorgeous. I need all her secrets. I don't have her kind of money at this point in life, probably never will, but hopefully I will have enough to do whatever she does by the time I'm ready to mess with my face. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by RealHousewife

[Hiyo]

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When are they going to start attacking the weak one and ripping her up like her he pack of vicious hyenas that they really are in real life?

What page does the LVP playbook say to start doing that? Asking for a friend...

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I loved the name of the episode.

Same here. I don't see it as a mean dig, it was just taking the piss, and I chuckled.

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Kyle is now the star of the show. She's been waiting for years to take LVP's place.

I always saw the show as an ensemble, starring a bunch of different women...it isn't like Kyle got a spin-off that replaced LVP's show.

Garcelle seems like she will be great addition to the cast. Sutton...still not sure about her. We'll have to see.

Denise, I really want to keep on liking you, please don't disappoint me.

With Brandi, it's hard to say. Maybe she is telling the truth, maybe she is embellishing things in an attempt to claw her way back onto the show, who knows.

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[sheetmoss]

1 hour ago, Adgirl said:

That was so hilarious! Do millennials and Gen Z even know who she is?

 

 

 

Paris has 11.8 million Instagram followers

16.9 million on twitter

Ain't too shabby...

Edited April 16, 2020 by sheetmoss

[Adgirl]

26 minutes ago, sheetmoss said:

Paris has 11.8 million Instagram followers

16.9 million on twitter

Ain't too shabby...

Ariana Grande has 181M followers on Instagram

Rihanna has 80.9M (fuck off Sutton)

Gigi Hadid has 52.3M

Bella Hadid has 29.8M

Just sayin...if the point is garnering attention from influencers Gigi and Bella are the Nikki and Paris of the current generation. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by Adgirl

[The Ringo Kidd]

I really had a hard time with the previews. Are they really going to try to destroy Denise Richards and drag her name though the mud? She has young teen and preteen daughters. Including a disabled and challenged daughter who would be so confused and scared about her Mom and the man she sees as her Dad. Do they have an ounce of decency amongst them?

I would expect that from Rinna and Vile Kyle but what’s the excuse for the rest of them?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, my, what has Kyle done to her face???

Major Uh-oh moment:  when Kyle was told that the fashion show director didn't want to interact with her (deservedly so after the Kyle tornado hit the day before.)  I thought the person who told Kyle this should have kept it to himself.  Although, it did make for interesting tv.  

[LemonSoda]

4 hours ago, DivaLasVegas82 said:

From what I can remember, a lot of viewers started off liking Brandi. I don't know where it all went wrong. 

I can’t speak for anyone else but at one time, briefly I had a lot of sympathy for her. I read her piece in Marie Claire or maybe it was Glamour about how broken and humiliated she was over Eddie leaving her for Leann. All she ever did was model. So she was approaching middle age, had no savings (IIRC, she blew what she had on things like a boat for Eddie), no skills and wasn’t going to receive anything as they had basically been living on credit. All their bills went to her MIL’s house so she was blind about the state of their finances. She was witty and adorable. Then the cruel and crazy began to come out, her face began to change. After that she wasn’t amusing, she was awful. I’m still curious if the trauma of everything made her so terrible or if the crazy awfulness was always there but she kept it in control. 

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

What was Kyle’s daughter doing to her face with that purple wand?

It’s the Nurse Jamie Uplift massaging face roller. It’s anti aging. She probably has a strange fear of aging already. 

1 hour ago, RealHousewife said:

I first saw Kyle when I watched the E! True Hollywood Story about the Hilton sisters. 

Erika's skin is so gorgeous. I need all her secrets. I don't have her kind of money at this point in life, probably never will, but hopefully I will have enough to do whatever she does by the time I'm ready to mess with my face. 

Me too! In fact it was always so weirdly desperate around that time how she was popping up on everything Paris related. E!, all the ET,Extra type shows.
Even the Simple Life episode where Paris arrives to the party on the helicopter. She said something along the lines of Paris likes to make an entrance! I should know, I’m her aunt! and made a smirk face. 
 

I’m with you I’m wanting Erika’s skin secrets! 
 

I love Garcelle! 

[Hiyo]

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Are they really going to try to destroy Denise Richards and drag her name though the mud? She has young teen and preteen daughters. Including a disabled and challenged daughter who would be so confused and scared about her Mom and the man she sees as her Dad. Do they have an ounce of decency amongst them?

I think that ship sailed once LVP addressed Mauricio's infidelity rumors in front of Kyle's daughter...

[ShawnaLanne]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

What was Kyle’s daughter doing to her face with that purple wand?

It's an eye depuffing thing.

[suomi]

2 hours ago, Hiyo said:

I think that ship sailed once LVP addressed Mauricio's infidelity rumors in front of Kyle's daughter...

Which sailed right over her young head. The adults who were in the room and watching at home got the joke - and Portia had no clue and no frame of reference unless her parents had been hissing at each other about it. Would they do that? Or did her dippy mother make an "uh oh" face that drew her attention? How was it worded ... "a younger woman" IIRC. The Horror! What a vile choice of words! The cat's out of the bag! 

[Hiyo]

Well, that we know of. Who knows if any awkwardness happened after. "Daddy, what did Auntie Lisa mean about you and a younger woman? What rumors?"

Regardless of whether she got it or not, still a dick move.

[Rosebud1970]

I thought I'd be more excited to welcome everyone back to my TV, but I'm actually not. I guess it's the current atmosphere in the world today, what with all the COVID-19 illness and deaths and everything basically shut down.

I was counting on the show to be an escape and all I kept thinking was, how shallow all the bitches are, how unreal.

Speaking of which, did they ALL have plastic surgery between the last time they were on camera and now? Or does the show's make up team hate all of them? 'Cause they look awful. I don't know if it's a combo of bad plastic surgery and bad makeup or one or the other, but gurl, please.

Kyle looks like she might have lost considerable weight since we saw her last. Just me? OK. I actually don't mind the bangs, but I'm surprised she cut her hair for a 2-3 week movie shoot. They couldn't have put a wig on her?

And this Sutton person is judgey and just extra. She's mean, nasty and extra. I took an instant dislike to her. Garcelle, OTOH, I loved. Down to earth and not impressed by anything. Truly a breath of fresh air.

Of course, that's what I thought about Denise last season and look where that's gone.

 

 

[lucylou]

4 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, my, what has Kyle done to her face???

Major Uh-oh moment:  when Kyle was told that the fashion show director didn't want to interact with her (deservedly so after the Kyle tornado hit the day before.)  I thought the person who told Kyle this should have kept it to himself.  Although, it did make for interesting tv.  

Talking about faces, Dorit face looked like a character from the movie saw with all that filler in her face, especially when she was in the car with Kyle. 

[FancyNancy]

10 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Glad to see that even walking a runway in a fashion show, Teddi has all the grace of a lumbering elephant.  She has one of the worst walks of any housewife, any franchise (And, they've all got bad walkers - Vicki Gunvalson, Bethenny Frankel and Kyle herself come to mind right away).

Teddi's runway walk may be a close second to Ramona Singer's!!  

Please don’t leave Tre off of the bad walkers list lol.

[nexxie]

11 hours ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Since Lisa keeps shit about her private life so real I'd love to hear, from her, all the rumors about Harry Hamlin. She never did address the rape rumors, I want her to keep it real. Address that head on. Show her real life. 

I don't think I'm going to like Denise much this season, but I think from the preview I'm going to despise Lips and Kyle.

“Own It Rinna” is all smoke and mirrors - I feel sorry for her daughters.