S08.E15: Ashley T.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

Can you believe that even though I am sheltering-in-place, I missed the beginning of the episode because I was catching up on The Resident?!  WTH!

My eating habit will be whatever Mr. UMGOBLUE brings over here...(will keep you posted!)

[poeticlicensed]

Sweet Jesus please show one of her catfish victims

Edited April 9, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The seam on the front butt of her pants is barely holding on.  I hope the camera folks are protected against a fat tsunami. 

[LizzyB]

She talks like her neck fat is closing her airway.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So her boyfriend was a feeder.   I hate him too.   

She really needs to embrace Dr. Now's program, and get down to a decent weight before her diabetes kills her.    

[babyhouseman]

I'm kind of here. Watching Modern Family finale. I watched this online. No spoilers

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

She's a catfish! Lol

[DEG9]

everything is 'devastating' to this one. She is a total "poor me".  That is a type of psychic vampirism.  

[Hellga]

At least she had water with her massive meal, not soda.

And she is wearing real clothes and her home is clean and uncluttered.

Is that massive order for 12 pieces of chicken and sides all for her for one sitting? OMG

[Chicklet]

Does she know that okra is a vegetable? Oh wait it's fried I bet.

[Motor City]

I can't understand a word Ashley is saying

[Suzywriter]

This apartment is pretty sad.

 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Mashed potatoes!!!  There is no protein in mashed potatoes!!!

 - Dr Now

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

That reminds me I've got some Haagen Daaz bourbon vanilla bean truffle ice cream.  I might have to indulge.

I can hear it calling you from here. 

Just now, peaceknit said:

No sheets on the bed...

That's a bingo square!

[aliya]

You can order okra for delivery? Not that I want any, but this must be a whole 'nother part of the country.

[Granny58]

9 minutes ago, aliya said:

Did she say she can't wash all of her holes? 

Lol, no...folds (I think).

[umgoblue]

I am listening to someone openly state that she is a catfisher and was with a feeder.  What is with all of this transparency.  I am not used to this.  Wow!

[Burning Rubber]

Gonna need the subtitles with this lispy mumbler.

[Armchair Critic]

She is eating the family sized meal 

[mk828]

Guess she doesn't own a table.. 

[Guest]

So, she had diabetes at TWO. And now with the catfishing 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

This apartment is pretty sad.

 

It really is. Honey. You're still mobile. You could eat a bit less if you spent a little of that down time with Mrs. Mop and Mr. Broom, I'm just sayin.

[poeticlicensed]

That's a lotta fried chicken for one person

[Kid]

The grandmother, in addition to having 2 jobs, to try to do something to make sure this kid had a decent life.   I have no sympathy.  People who had a lot rougher life than her make something of their life.    Many of them were on the show.
 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I have so many things I want to do too.  Play for the Yankees, play for Islanders, play in Black Sabbath.....

[PaTatertots]

Don't all the Catfishes say "I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I didn't want it to get out of hand."? Well, except for the "fatass Kelly Price" catfish. Lol, that was totally on purpose. 

[Chicklet]

No one willing to help me= I won't stop pushing food down my gullet.

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, Motor City said:

I can't understand a word Ashley is saying

This show is why I found out how to turn on closed captions (mine is on the settings button on my remote, and turn it to On).     

 

She has good taste, I like the fried batter on the chicken first too.   

Edited April 9, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Caoimhe]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, weight pool? I think 656. 

I don’t think she’s tall enough to weigh that, still going for 500-ish.

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The seam on the front butt of her pants is barely holding on.  I hope the camera folks are protected against a fat tsunami. 

It looks oddly anatomically correct.  👀

[Suzywriter]

  4 MINUTES AGO, SAGITTARIUS SUE SAID:

That reminds me I've got some Haagen Daaz bourbon vanilla bean truffle ice cream.  I might have to indulge.

I can hear it calling you from here. 

Pepper Mostly, it's calling me!

[mmecorday]

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The seam on the front butt of her pants is barely holding on.  I hope the camera folks are protected against a fat tsunami. 

It looks like something a burn victim would wear.

[CringeWatcher]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Teaching people who dont use computers so those people can teach using computers are heroes. I am helping out our IT dept helping faculty who have to teach online. Its painful

bless you, thou saintliest of saints 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 

Did I mention I’m doing all this over the phone, because she doesn’t have face time? And she’s hard of hearing? And that I’m pretty sure she must be running windows 3 with a dial up connection to AOL?

LOLOLOLOL f me. 
 

I wish we had IT help. Our IT person is working on her doctorate, so she’s just too busy 🙄

[umgoblue]

Ok, as y'all know there are a lot of things that bother me, but one of the nastiest things ever is sitting on a mattress without sheets.  GROSS!

ETA:  And EATING on one...

Edited April 9, 2020 by umgoblue

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mk828 said:

Guess she doesn't own a table.. 

That's another bingo square! No table, and paper plates. 

[Kid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It really is. Honey. You're still mobile. You could eat a bit less if you spent a little of that down time with Mrs. Mop and Mr. Broom, I'm just sayin.

Or, dare I say it, get a job!!!!

[Scratches19]

637. Ok after that full box of chicken 639. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

That's a lotta fried chicken for one person

It was 12 pieces per her order.

[materialgirl101]

I am sure she does NOT eat like that usually. She is very aware of the cameras.

[String Theory]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, weight pool? I think 656. 

I'm being optimistic.  I'll guess 625.

Will Neve come busting in to reveal her catfishing?

[LizzyB]

4 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I thought it was cheese doodles, really yummy cheese doodles. I want some.

I believe I saw the tell-tale Bugles-on-the-fingertips move happening.

[PaTatertots]

Gonna toss my 648 guess into the pot before I forget! 

[ShortyMac]

She was on MTV's Catfish twice.

 

 

Edited April 9, 2020 by ShortyMac

[Suzywriter]

Wait, her mom is not in a persistant vegetative state? She is just trapped in a non-functioning body? Oh, that is so sad!

[Guest]

There's something wrong with me because she doesn't look all that big to me. I think she might be catfishing Dr Now.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It really is. Honey. You're still mobile. You could eat a bit less if you spent a little of that down time with Mrs. Mop and Mr. Broom, I'm just sayin.

Did I choose a wrong moment to glance at the screen?  I only saw her waddling into the pretty empty living room and thought it looked clean and organized... though I also thought it was hardwood floor and now I think it is just horrid shade of carpet...

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

I am listening to someone openly state that she is a catfisher and was with a feeder.  What is with all of this transparency.  I am not used to this.  Wow!

Mr Twopper is appalled that I am watching this and not watching WestWorld with him. 

Well, I am glad she telling us this as I hate to find out after the episode.

[JJ1]

I watched this online but don’t worry - no spoilers. I just wanted to tell everyone that closed-caption will be your savior tonight. Even Dr. Now seemed to mumble more than usual. 

[Mary Reilly]

Just now, Chicklet said:

No one willing to help me= I won't stop pushing food down my gullet.

How does she PAY for all of this??? No matter how many times I watch, it always stuns me...yet this pandemic...what people are going through. Ughhh

[Suzywriter]

Is the advertiser targeting Kyleena to teens??