90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

only they were punking her by making her wash in the toilet. This scene is, well, respectful and not insulting. I am gobsmacked. 

Yes, I was correcting his egregious mistake. He said "the love between Armando and I" and I died a little inside. 

Well respectful except for Brittany... 

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I don't get why Yazan is giving Brittny 3 days to decide to change her religion.

That's a big decision. You don't change your religion like you change your undies.

I’m thinking it is more about three days to get married.   Hope she mentions hubby soon.  

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I don't get why Yazan is giving Brittny 3 days to decide to change her religion.

That's a big decision. You don't change your religion like you change your undies.

No, but she’s supposed to have been thinking about it for a long while now (except that she changed the subject every time he brought it up). 

[charmed1]

Kitty Cheesestick is such a good cat for traveling all that way via plane and actually using the litter box. Most cats would be freaked out and hiding underneath something and peeing all over the place.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

I do not find Brittany the least bit attractive.

She would be without the fake lashes and bad wigs

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She gets uglier with each episode 

"We had such a peaceful day" for eight hours......"then I opened a cam of whoop ass again!"

 

 

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

My cold black heart just grew larger!

Indeed, I am slightly less Grinchy, maybe by a millimetre.

[CraftyHazel]

Armando breaks my heart a little.  He struggles with his homosexuality, I feel.  It meant so much to him that Kenny’s daughters “...almost, like, approved of me.”, because he doesn’t feel like his family does.  So even if Kenny is a little high-maintenance at times, if he makes sweet Armando feel loved and treasured, it’s all good.

Now, back to the snark.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

I’m thinking it is more about three days to get married.   Hope she mentions hubby soon.  

Funny you should mention it but I was watching this show called Remy and he went with a girl who suggested they have sex. He was being respectful and she mentioned about some dude that will temporarily "marry" them so they can have sex.

[mamadrama]

Damn this show. I went from Cheesedick to sniffing back tears in less than 5. 

[Zombness]

Brittany is not pretty at all....she never was.  

[Vandy10]

You know you’re in the Middle East when every restaurant table has a box of tissues for use as napkins. 😄 

It’s one of those regional idiosyncrasies that stick with you.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ya zoo has coke like Ash. He should check his thyroid levels

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Yazan’s mother finds out about Brittney’s husband, all hell will break loose. I’m so looking forward to that.

[Mercolleen]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Well respectful except for Brittany... 

Maybe she will pray for her eyelashes to stay on.

[mmecorday]

Yazan is so high right now the Banks children are flying him around a park somewhere.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Funny you should mention it but I was watching this show called Remy and he went with a girl who suggested they have sex. He was being respectful and she mentioned about some dude that will temporarily "marry" them so they can have sex.

I think that's what Aladdin and Crazy Chick did. 

[goofygirl]

Best proposal ever!!!

Brittney, Azan's parents aren't really gonna like you any better when you reveal you're STILL MARRIED!!!!  Guessing Azan may not be real happy about it EITHER!

[Gobi]

Takes more than three days to finalize a divorce. Just sayin'.

[kacesq]

Brittany can’t be this dense. Did she really think she wasn’t going to have to convert? And Brittany...you have a husband. So come off your high horse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So much for the eight hours of peacefulness.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ya zoo has coke like Ash. He should check his thyroid levels

Eyes 👀 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Funny you should mention it but I was watching this show called Remy and he went with a girl who suggested they have sex. He was being respectful and she mentioned about some dude that will temporarily "marry" them so they can have sex.

Oh, I watched the first season, I remember that! I haven't watched season 2 yet. I don't know if I like Ramy very much. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Brittany’s weird combination of vacuous idiocy and smug arrogance really chaps my butt. There is NO way she didn’t know that Yazan’s future wife has to be Muslim. 

[mmecorday]

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Takes more than three days to finalize a divorce. Just sayin'.

Yeah, sometimes it can take four to five years.

[Gobi]

What's Arabic for "I'm done!" ?

[DEL901]

He finally figured out she has zero intent to convert.  
 

eta and isn’t in a rush to marry either.   But he is stuck.  He could fool around with her when she was a tourist, but not now that she is his fiancé.  

Edited August 11, 2020 by DEL901

[Zombness]

How can she change religion in 3 days specially to Islam?   That is ridiculous.....

[charmed1]

Why does Yazan always look half-dead in his talking heads?

[Toodleoo]

"Why am I here?"  Girl you know it's to whip your wig around and try to get a 2-bit acting or modeling job.  Just open up an OnlyFans account and you don't even have to pretend to act!

[Mrs. Hanson]

And she's off!!!!

[greekmom]

Brittany don't you remember all the times when he was bringing up the Muslim issue during skype calls and you would change the subject??  

Might he have mentioned it then perhaps?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Damn this show. I went from Cheesedick to sniffing back tears in less than 5. 

I'm going to sue them for whiplash 

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Yeah, sometimes it can take four to five years.

Ask Someat and Jennie.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney: You didn’t tell me that I’d have to convert. Why didn’t you tell me that in the beginning?

Me: Say what? Pot, kettle, black.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Why does Yazan always look half-dead in his talking heads?

Stoned as a garden rock

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Brittany’s weird combination of vacuous idiocy and smug arrogance really chaps my butt. There is NO way she didn’t know that Yazan’s future wife has to be Muslim. 

I mean, I swear like a sailor, but for someone planning to marry a muslim, she's very vulgar. I'm puzzled as to why he would put up with that, and the alcohol.

[mamadrama]

I have a thing for dark complected, dark eyed, Middle Eastern men (my tall, blond, British, Ryan Phillippe lookalike husband was a complete anomaly in my life) but I'm not finding Yazan attractive at ALL. His dad, on the other hand... He's at least got that almost-silver fox thing happening.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I watched the first season, I remember that! I haven't watched season 2 yet. I don't know if I like Ramy very much. 

Yeah, you won't like him much by the end of season 2.

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

How can she change religion in 3 days specially to Islam?   That is ridiculous.....

You can do it like right now. All she has to do is say she embraces Islam or something to that effect 3 times. Poof you are Muslim. 

[Caoimhe]

She's DONE!

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When Yazan’s mother finds out about Brittney’s husband, all hell will break loose. I’m so looking forward to that.

ME TOO - bring it on...

[LucyEth]

I don’t get why Brittney would want to move to Jordan, change her religion and be subservient to a man the rest of her life?   As a friend of mine would say, “he must have a golden one”

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, peaceknit said:

I mean, I swear like a sailor, but for someone planning to marry a muslim, she's very vulgar. I'm puzzled as to why he would put up with that, and the alcohol.

Yazoo is a shady one, I think he’s Muslim in name only

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

I mean, I swear like a sailor, but for someone planning to marry a muslim, she's very vulgar. I'm puzzled as to why he would put up with that, and the alcohol.

He has already bragged about the hot American who is giving it all up to marry him.  

[Mercolleen]

Uh ... that lady's brows are not sparse.

[Pondlass1]

I can’t stand Brittany’s grainy voice.

[Kiss my mutt]

I can kinda see telling your parents if you’re living there and they’ve seen you crying or being angry and they ask whats wrong. The only drawback is your friends and family holding a grudge if you go back with him, which I know I would. 
On another note, Cheesedick sounds less dumb when he speaks Spanish. 

Any creative folks want to come up with a bingo card with all the catchphrases, malaprops and grammar mistakes on this show? Game wouldn’t last very long though. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Zombness said:

How can she change religion in 3 days specially to Islam?   That is ridiculous.....

All you have to do to become a Muslim is say one sentence in Arabic.  

"All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced as:

I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

These Arabic words mean, “There is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger (Prophet) of God.”  Once a person says the Testimony of Faith (Shahada) with conviction and understanding its meaning, then he/she has become a Muslim."

Courtesy of Professor Google. Obviously study, prayer, instruction and contemplation are encouraged. But to become Muslim, all you need to do is speak the Testimony of Faith sincerely.  

[greekmom]

That creative roots drink is so stupid. If you're kid is underhydrated, give them WATER.

[Toodleoo]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When Yazan’s mother finds out about Brittney’s husband, all hell will break loose. I’m so looking forward to that.

What is the Middle Eastern equivalent of a chancla?