90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[My Girls]

I'm glad Natalie got that old hag pissed off.  She obviously got to her.

[Hotel Snarker]

Trish...you know she doesn't want to talk to you, so why do you keep trying to talk to her? She's trying to piss her off.

[tvrox]

Mike what are you talking about? Hooker, remember? 

Is the scarf the same one you are wearing Trish? then I wouldn't want it either. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Why would Trish insist she go inside the airport with them? 

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

If my husband says it is my job to pleasure him I would set a price...if it is a job then compensation should be expected, right? 

How much money can a part time yogurt sample guy pay for sex?  Exactly.

[Armchair Critic]

"My friends love those scarves I give them every year". Do they have a choice? LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Guys. Trish and Mike have gaslighted the shit out of Natalie the whole trip. How she gonna say she's only been nice to Natalie?

And she truly believes it. 

"Airline!" Trish barks. What the actual fuck? 

How does Mike not know what airline they are flying?

"I said nothing to her". Except call her a hooker. 

"Everyone loves your scarves, Mom!" Again, what the actual fuck? 

[Suzywriter]

I want cake. Not that this applies to anything we're watching, but I so want cake. 
Meanwhile, I think it's easier to watch Pillow Talk and get the Cliff Notes on this thing. 

Wow, the family Brandon really wants to see that couple fail.

Once a damn week is enough? 

 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Trish you said plenty about their marriage, don’t act all innocent.

[Hotel Snarker]

FUCK YOU, MIKE AND TRISH. NATALIE, GET A LAWYER AND GTFO!

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My son went to college at 18, came back home after he graduated at 20, and lived at home till he was 23. I was happy to have him at home and pleased for him when he got his own place. 

Why not both? 

That is my fondest wish. 

Along with her phone, her keys, a bottle of water, a pack of playing cards, a bluetooth speaker, a couple of scrunchies, and a box of crackerjacks. 

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[Grifter Lives]

Here is where I would kick Mike in the balls - for singing One Kitty, Soft Kitty.

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"My friends love those scarves I give them every year". Do they have a choice? LOL

I fear an Etsy shop.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And she truly believes it. 

"Airline!" Trish barks. What the actual fuck? 

How does Mike not know what airline they are flying?

"I said nothing to her". Except call her a hooker. 

"Everyone loves your scarves, Mom!" Again, what the actual fuck? 

That is one step below momma Paul’s hair locket

[greekmom]

I wonder what wife #3 will be for Mike if he's lucky enough to find another chump.

[Floatingbison]

I'm in Cabo next Sunday, so we'll see if the Playa Pacifico (or whatever Mrs. FB has  booked for us) gets  TLC.    Hope to snark with you next week, but if I'm not around, that's where I'll be if anyone needs me.

[For Cereals]

I’m sorry, but whenever Daniel is on screen, I just see Jerry Lewis

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey guys, I'm getting my second vaccine on Friday! I will be fully vaccinated by July! And next month, I'm gonna travel to Puerto Rico! It will be so fun!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like the family silent treatment.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

I wonder what wife #3 will be for Mike if he's lucky enough to find another chump.

A blow up doll 

[Mr. Miner]

She’s supposed to thank the two schlumps for the saddest Thanksgiving ever?

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

WHOA "give her $5,000 and send her back to Ukraine". Wow. This relationship is over, they should just separate.

And in the next scene she says she did nothing was totally supportive of her, even offered her a scarf lol they're sickos

[Floatingbison]

I swear Mike and Trish are the new Coltee and Debbie.

[Armchair Critic]

@Floatingbison enjoy your trip

[RichiesOlderBro]

See you guys next week!

In snark we trust!

 

/does Chuck not know how to wear a seat belt??

[FrancescaFiore]

Dear TLC: PLEASE stop making me think about Asuelu having sex. Or a penis. 

He talks about sex the way little kids do. Donuts and sausages and pussy cats. It's just icky.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like the family silent treatment.

Family holidays are never like a Christmas card.

[Hotel Snarker]

I would not want to be on the same road with any one of the Family Libby behind the wheel while the lot of them are sparring.

[My Girls]

I'm a woman and I still wanna see someone kick Trish right in the box,

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I wonder what wife #3 will be for Mike if he's lucky enough to find another chump.

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

A blow up doll 

[Burning Rubber]

"Consider the source" - yeah bitch, you keep bashing her to her husband. Consider the fucking source.

No one really wants your ugly scarves.

[Hotel Snarker]

What the fuck is wrong with Angela? She is the WORST.

[mmecorday]

Well, that was ... something.

@Trackdawg, I am so sorry for your loss. I know all too well what it's like to be in your shoes. Take care, my friend.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I’m sorry, but whenever Daniel is on screen, I just see Jerry Lewis

Rolling! Screaming! I can hear his early-movie cackle in my head!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I swear Mike and Trish are the new Coltee and Debbie.

They make Coltee and Debbie look like the fucking von Trapps.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm in Cabo next Sunday, so we'll see if the Playa Pacifico (or whatever Mrs. FB has  booked for us) gets  TLC.    Hope to snark with you next week, but if I'm not around, that's where I'll be if anyone needs me.

Have Fun!

[CrazyInAlabama]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm in Cabo next Sunday, so we'll see if the Playa Pacifico (or whatever Mrs. FB has  booked for us) gets  TLC.    Hope to snark with you next week, but if I'm not around, that's where I'll be if anyone needs me.

You need to check the availability of TLC before booking any travel.   However, if you have internet you'll be fine.  

Next week looks interesting, with Ronald the Refrigerator Thief reuniting with Tiffany, Queen of the Cold Shoulder tops.     I'm worried about Yara though, I'm sure they shot this quite a while ago, but at least she had Gwen close by.  

 

Edited June 14, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[ExMathMajor]

Looking at next week's previews...I may have to skip it. Otherwise I'm going to blow a gasket.
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Oh...who am I kidding...I'll be here next week as per usual...

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

/does Chuck not know how to wear a seat belt??

He doesn't want it to ruin the look of his outfit.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I would not want to be on the same road with any one of the Family Libby behind the wheel while the lot of them are sparring.

[Baltimore Betty]

I'm sorry but that sister show just came one...what the hell am I looking at, why is everyone so strange looking? 

[Grifter Lives]

Next week, Yara cries, Kalani gripes, and Angela throws a violent tantrum.  Only the Family Libby Highway to Hell is new.

Thank you all for making this show enjoyable each week!  I can't watch it without you.  

See you in the threads until next week.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, I had so much fun snarking with you guys tonight! I will see you all around the forum! Have a great night! Peace out.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I swear Mike and Trish are the new Coltee and Debbie.

Haha there's a pattern here (always)

[Gobi]

Can hypnosis make you forget what you heard about a couple's sex life?

Till we snark again.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I'm a woman and I still wanna see someone kick Trish right in the box,

In the damned teeth like you would any other lumberjack with a pig collection.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Well, that was ... something.

@Trackdawg, I am so sorry for your loss. I know all too well what it's like to be in your shoes. Take care, my friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night my snarky dears! I hope you all have a wonderful week. Stay safe and wear your masks! 

[sainte-chapelle]

So season 1 Andrei was a scary controlling thug. Cut to Becky and Jen not being afraid to scream in his face. Their whole story is a sham, they keep flipping the script.

Edited June 14, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[charmed1]

One of the sisters on the weirdo sisters show looks exactly like Punky Brewster. Punky’s documentary was really good by the way.

[TazDevil]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm in Cabo next Sunday, so we'll see if the Playa Pacifico (or whatever Mrs. FB has  booked for us) gets  TLC.    Hope to snark with you next week, but if I'm not around, that's where I'll be if anyone needs me.

Have a great trip!!