90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[CSunshine76]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Plot twist: Angie has a backup pack in the car.

In her bra. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Does Angela think this is a one and done sort of thing to help to stop smoking?

 

[Grifter Lives]

Hypnosis isn't a one-&-done thing.  And, you're relaxed after.  You're not cackling and hee-hawing.  I hate Angela.

[Trackdawg]

40 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ronald wearing his wife beater t-shirt. If the shoe fits.....

 

39 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Who’s gonna manipulate the kids this episode???

 

38 minutes ago, kacesq said:

And he’s not Daniel’s father, saying it won’t make it so.

 

37 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tiffany, just face it. You’re a fucking idiot who never thought about the reality of getting pregnant with a ne’er-do-well, gambling addict, drug using, criminal  from South African. 

 

36 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Ronald is never coming to the US because Ronald doesn't want to come to the US.  He's going to tank that interview so that he gets denied because he thinks that will force Tiffany's hand to move to SA.

 

36 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

THIS. Goddamn, Tiffany. There are OTHER MEN OUT HERE....

 

36 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hey Tiffany’s mom...your daughter picked this life. Didn’t need to marry Ronald, much less spawn with him..

and yeah, you are stupid Tiffany. So many stupid choices leads fo that inescapable conclusion.

 

35 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

you are stupid because you should have scoped him out before having a child with him. Idiot 

 

34 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany talks about being with Ronald, HER FUCKING HUSBAND, like she's heading to a jail sentence. Girl. You fucking married him. NOW you're all concerned about whether or not he'll be a good husband/father/provider?? I'll retire to Bedlam. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

Are we watching the Ex show? I’m torn. I think my prisoners come back on Friday...

I"m going to! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Brandon is trying to convince us that his testicles have finally descended, I’m still skeptical.

[greekmom]

Anyone see the little fire at Betty and Ron's and want to make s'mores?

[Straycat80]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It's a tough addiction to kick. 

It truly is, I tried so many things and failed, I was finally able to quit thank God. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Feels unfair for Angela to blame her smoking habit on Michael when she’s been doing it for 40 years…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh shit. I'm now hypnotized.

HYPMOTIZE!!

[Burning Rubber]

It's pretty ridiculous of Brandon and Julia to leave all huffing and puffing over some janky folding chair, poorly attended party. Just fake a smile, say thank you and move on.

I would leave because there was no food.

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[endure]

Ya just don't expect so much drama on the farm!

[sainte-chapelle]

Betty…they didn’t invite those people…you did. Betty made it about Betty now she is all butt hurt. No. Respect their feelings.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

Anyone see the little fire at Betty and Ron's and want to make s'mores?

The intro showed Petersburg on the town clock.  I thought Julia would announce, "I go Russia."

[Suzywriter]

Can't TLC find an ugly doctor?

 

[Trackdawg]

39 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her 30 year old baby…she is nuttier than an Almond Joy

[TMI]

Brandon is a spoiled turd. Lives rent free and  acts like a big baby when he doesn't get his way. 

[TazDevil]

Oh, here comes Betty's tears!

[Armchair Critic]

Brandon sounds so whiny.

[Pepper Mostly]

Betty: We'll never do that again!

Brandon: Yes, that's the idea. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Feels unfair for Angela to blame her smoking habit on Michael when she’s been doing it for 40 years…

Well, she can't blame Andrieeeeee or Jihoon.

[Frozendiva]

I'd also be feeling like a guest if I had to live with my parents like this.

[mmecorday]

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HYPMOTIZE!!

SLEEP!!

[Grifter Lives]

They didn't even get gifts at that party, it looks like.  

[greekmom]

I don't get one thing. The property is a farm. 10 to 1 there is another home on the property for them to live there.

But I get it, Julia wants to move to the city.

[Hotel Snarker]

Betty: “We invited you under false pretenses so we could cross an explicit boundary you set. I don’t know why you’re so upset about that.”

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[OneGuy]

Please move closer to the tiny fire.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HYPMOTIZE!!

It's big word lol!

[Grifter Lives]

Ron's an angry drunk.

[Hotel Snarker]

If Betty talks about Brandon and Julia running the farm when they’re older one more time I -

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Ron's an angry drunk.

Ragey Ron

[Mr. Miner]

Julia married the biggest pussy in VA.

[Straycat80]

But who’s going to slop the pigs and feed the animals if Julia and Brandon move out. These parents need to let go. 

[sainte-chapelle]

He doesn’t pay rent but Julia and Brandon work on the farm for free. They are trying to bully him into staying. Her comes the real Ron. He seems very emotionally abusive and Betty walks on eggshells trying to calm him down.

[Pepper Mostly]

The look of horror on Julia's face when Betty tearfully says "I hoped you would want the farm" was everything. 

Why are they yelling at him for being totally unprepared? Ron and Betty, you raised him to be so helpless. Look in the mirror. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He’s 28 years old! Why the fuck are you fighting so hard to keep him under your roof, Ron?

[CSunshine76]

Hey Ron, if your almost THIRTY year old son is so unprepared to adult, it may be your fault! God these people suck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This bullshit about the beloved farm is the same script that Matt Roloff reads from. 

Ron and Betty, Brandon doesn’t owe you anything. He’s your child. He didn’t ask to be born. He needs to be a grown up now. So shut the fuck up.

[goofygirl]

I think we see where Brandon gets his whiney-ness from! Daddy-o!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Julia married the biggest pussy in VA.

If he stays in VA, Asuelo won't eat him. And Mike won't grab him.

[OoogleEyes]

They ALL are whiney bitches.

[greekmom]

Honestly - a good parent would have said.

Good luck. If you need help, I'm here for you.

Instead Ron is telling Brandon how he's going to fail even before he starts.

Ron - go back to swinging

[Trackdawg]

11 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Shut your mouth... I thought she was a boomer.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’ve never seen parents so upset at their child who is almost 30 wanting to move out. They are awful and Ron is scary.

[hula-la]

Hmm, how could Ron and Betty have prepared Brandon to be able to live on his own? Maybe charge him rent. That’s how he can get used to it. The anger that Ron has with Brandon and Julia wanting to leave is a sign they should leave now. 

[magemaud]

I planned to close my eyes for a few minutes before the show came on and promptly fell asleep and missed the first forty minutes. So now I’m five pages behind in the snark. 

Just wanted to comment, why is Kalani surprised Asuelu takes her to a cabin as his idea of a romantic getaway? His idea for a date night was taking her hatchet throwing! 

[ExMathMajor]

Betty can fuck. Right. Off.

Ron? Are you fucking kidding me with "you've never paid a light bill"? So what's he supposed to do...stay home with you forever?

[Gobi]

"We thought you would enjoy the key party!"

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He’s 28 years old! Why the fuck are you fighting so hard to keep him under your roof, Ron?

Free labour. I bet they are one late payment away from losing the farm

Just now, Gobi said:

"We thought you would enjoy the key party!"

Dead

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm just waiting for Ron to stroke out. His eyeballs were practically bulging out of his head. 

What parent would talk that way to his son? "You are a useless loser who can't even wipe your own shitty ass! What do you know about anything? You can barely tie your shoes!" Jesus Christ.