90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

Hazel discovered the cold-shoulder look.  It only survives on 90DF.

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m such a Julia stan. I fucking love this girl.

Brandon should be embarrassed he couldn't remember! 

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Catholic right? 

Traditional Catholic churches aren't  known for their "austere" decor. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hazel has bought into the cold shoulder top trend!! 

So has Tarik. The tank tops make me crazy. Yuck.

[hisbunkie]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 

Do they make maternity wedding gowns?

 

Absolutely! I remember the first time A Pea In A Pod featured one in their catalog, you’d think the model was nude.  So much pearl clutching.

[Twopper]

8 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I thought that they canceled Mardi Gras last year 

no, it managed to sneak in.  I think it was about over about the time people got more serious about COVID.  The one in NOLA was cancelled for this year, but I think Mobile had theirs.

[Doublemint]

Tarik & Hazel are more boring than Sister Wives - and that's saying somethin'

[mmecorday]

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Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

"I'm gone send you to psychotherapist."

[Armchair Critic]

Wake me up when Stephanie comes on.....zzzzzzzzzzzz

[CSunshine76]

Why are there boxes upon boxes and shit everywhere you look in Tarik’s house? Dude, clean your damn house. If only for the fact you are on tv!

Also, he’s an ass.

[Hotel Snarker]

The Tarzel storyline is ridiculous. TLC please put us out of our misery.

[Zombness]

Oh no.....Amira.....I really don't know what she sees in that clown!!

[Suzywriter]

Go home, Hazel. 

Tarik and Minty are much better together. 

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, tvrox said:

The meth ages you... 

and your teeth.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yara looks stunning.

She is really beautiful. Needs to lose the hair extensions but otherwise? Gorgeous. 

Just now, tvrox said:

Catholic right? 

LOL, no I attended the United Church of Christ, 1st Congregational as a kid, but dipped out pretty young. My dad's family was nominally Methodist and my mother was nominally Catholic but neither one of them was especially interested. We were sent to Sunday school at that church because it was closest to our house. The sanctuary was actually lovely, I posted after seeing the cinder block entry way!

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

So mach calories.

[greekmom]

Minty will get her chance in a few years. I don't see Hazel sticking around very long.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Tarik & Hazel are more boring than Sister Wives - and that's saying somethin'

Andrew & Amira are also boring, but at least Andrew is so hate-able.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember that scene in Funny Girl with Fanny Brice in a wedding dress with her back to the audience singing a song about being a beautiful and then turns around and she is pregnant? 

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Catholic right?

From the Warden comment, I bet it's Anglican or one of the Protestant sects that is more formal.    How would Minty even get a visa?    Unless Tarik sponsors her, and he already has Hazel's visa he's responsible for.   Someone who actually knows about visas will have to figure that out, and that certainly isn't me. 

Edited March 8, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Brandon should be embarrassed he couldn't remember! 

He’d need some self awareness to be embarrassed and he has NONE.  Not one iota.

[Baltimore Betty]

Hazel does not have to worry about Minnie/Menty/Minty because of his money issues he cannot afford to go to Thailand, let alone both of them and he could not bring Minty to the states because he is all out of money.  Hazel is not thinking logically.

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Ha, Jovi’s mom “someone is finally going to marry my kid and I’m not going to be there”.

She knows it may be his only chance LOL. 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

Write a letter to the oreos and tell them how much they hurt you. And then burn it 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remember that scene in Funny Girl with Fanny Brice in a wedding dress with her back to the audience singing a song about being a beautiful and then turns around and she is pregnant? 

One of my favorite movies! She is a reflection of her man's affection!

[Frozendiva]

Dinner was ready during Tarik's segment. Did I miss anything?

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Go home, Hazel. 

Tarik and Minty are much better together. 

Right.  Hazel wants a woman who is only attracted to her, and she's not attracted to Tarik.  Minty and Tarik are hot for each other.  Let them have at it, and Hazel can find her lover/best friend/sister wife away from them.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Dinner was ready during Tarik's segment. Did I miss anything?

No.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Go home, Hazel. 

and take Amira with you.  Oh, wait,   She is still in France.  Never mind.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Place your bets, kids. No time left. What country will Andrew tell Amira that she needs to go through in order to get to the US, while he sits on his ass reminding her that HE’S the victim.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remember that scene in Funny Girl with Fanny Brice in a wedding dress with her back to the audience singing a song about being a beautiful and then turns around and she is pregnant? 

Yes! Barbra Streisand!

[renatae]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Well, gee, Hazel, do you want Tarik to NOT be attracted to your third party? 

Sounds like it. "I want this, this, this and this. Tarik, shut up, I hate you."

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Dinner was ready during Tarik's segment. Did I miss anything?

Oh please, my sides

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

He’d need some self awareness to be embarrassed and he has NONE.  Not one iota.

Doesn't he realize that Julia is possibly the only woman on the entire earth that is willing to marry him?  

[Hotel Snarker]

Uh oh, Seeking Sister Wife is back!

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Not sure about Betty, but Julia wants the church wedding because in Russia it supposedly brings good luck.   I am not sure theology is her strong suit.

at any rate, they need all the good luck they can get.

Better luck would be going back to Russia and marrying someone else. 

[Doublemint]

I saw the sumflowers and thought it was Kansas.....

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Place your bets, kids. No time left. What country will Andrew tell Amira that she needs to go through in order to get to the US, while he sits on his ass reminding her that HE’S the victim.

Somewhereisstan.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Right.  Hazel wants a woman who is only attracted to her, and she's not attracted to Tarik.  Minty and Tarik are hot for each other.  Let them have at it, and Hazel can find her lover/best friend/sister wife away from them.

I think Hazel should just come out of the closet fer pete's sake. She's not in the Philippines any more.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh please, my sides

Roast beef, mashed potatoes, and asparagus.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Uh oh, Seeking Sister Wife is back!

The one guy who I made the most fun of died so that puts a crimp into it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Amira, please stop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here we go. I might have bingo this week.

[Grifter Lives]

Andrew unbuttoned his shirt for the call.  He's so gross.

[Doublemint]

Geeez Andrew looks like the wolfman - Larry Talbot   Whooooooo!

[Zombness]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Minty will get her chance in a few years. I don't see Hazel sticking around very long.

You forget the power of the "green card"😂

[MyVelouria]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

He’d need some self awareness to be embarrassed and he has NONE.  Not one iota.

His Instagram proves he has ZERO self-awareness. Brandon thinks he's just too adorable no matter how astoundingly tone-deaf he is.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Uh oh, Seeking Sister Wife is back!

Oh man I remember the black couple that found ‘Vanessa’ and it fell apart in a year. Other women came forward saying the supposedly new age couple was extremely demanding and emotionally abusive

[Mr. Miner]

He’s like a big greasy dork mixed with a nerd or something.🤷🏻‍♂️

[hula-la]

Organize what, Andrew? You can’t organize your way into or out of an open paper bag.