90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Father Amira's hair keeps moving.

I love his tie.

[Gobi]

Serbs her right.

[Hotel Snarker]

It's so nice to have a normal parent on the show. Thank you, Amira's dad.

[Bees52]

Amira, you're not in between your father and Andrew. Only your father is there-  that should tell you something.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do you all think that is Amira’s hair or does she have extensions? This is how exciting their storyline is, I just focus on her hair.

Extensions. You can see the tracks in a close up.

       -Sherlock Holmes 

[Floatingbison]

Good looking French girls don't chase sketchy guys all over the globe.  

[kacesq]

OMG we ARE going to be subjected to Brandon and Betty dress shopping. Ugh, ugh, ugh...

has anyone watched the Single Life? Do I need to watch it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

I love my daughter dearly and didn’t have the heart to tell her not to call me at 8:02 on a Sunday night. Good thing I saw the saw the “First Look, but I couldn’t snark here. Now I am five pages behind.   

I eventually told my son that Sunday night is a big no for calling me and I told him why. He was okay with that. Proof that he loves me unconditionally after all.

Edited March 1, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[hisbunkie]

Go to Serbia? To see that silly guy.  I wouldn’t go to Poughkeepsie.

[Mindthinkr]

Sorry fellow posters. My best friend just went to the ER. I have to beg off for tonight. Catch y’all next time. 

[mmecorday]

Sorry I'm late. My girlfriend and I are hooked on "Schitt's Creek" and we wanted to watch the last two episodes of season four before she takes off tomorrow to see her family.

[Gobi]

"I don't know if I can trust Tariq with our girlfriend." SMH.

[Pepper Mostly]

11 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I never wanted my mom to go dress shopping with me.  She would have stressed me out.

I bought my dress on my own in Filene's Basement. I don't like to travel in a pack when shopping. And my mother, bless her, is not sentimental, at all. Must be where I get it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Serbia was trendy before covid.

Isn't that where Darcey dragged Tom?

That was Albania 🙂

[Twopper]

The only high IQ person I can find on this season  is Amira's dad. 

why so much Hazel and Tariq tonight?

 

 

 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Sorry I'm late. My girlfriend and I are hooked on "Schitt's Creek" and we wanted to watch the last two episodes of season four before she takes off tomorrow to see her family.

Did they already make enchiladas?

[Doublemint]

Brandon is yawning while looking at the wedding gowns.  

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Sorry fellow posters. My best friend just went to the ER. I have to beg off for tonight. Catch y’all next time. 

Uh oh, I hope your friend is okay!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Sorry fellow posters. My best friend just went to the ER. I have to beg off for tonight. Catch y’all next time. 

Sending well wishes

[Floatingbison]

Phexxi, the birthcontrol that burns your vajayjay

Edited March 1, 2021 by Floatingbison

[TazDevil]

"Team Lisa, this week alone, has lost 4,000 pounds!"

small print says: Team Lisa has 7,900 members.  Your team is not impressive Lisa!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bought my dress on my own in Filene's Basement. I don't like to travel in a pack when shopping. And my mother, bless her, is not sentimental, at all. Must be where I get it. 

Bought my wedding outfit two days before the wedding at Loehmann’s in Burlington, MA, even though I hated the open dressing room.

[mmecorday]

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Did they already make enchiladas?

Yes! "You fold in the cheese."

[Gobi]

Phexxi Lady!

Edited March 1, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG we ARE going to be subjected to Brandon and Betty dress shopping. Ugh, ugh, ugh...

 

Brandon's going to act like a dick and he and his momma will put their heads together and giggle while Julia's in the dressing room. 

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Sorry fellow posters. My best friend just went to the ER. I have to beg off for tonight. Catch y’all next time. 

I hope everything is OK! Sending lots of good vibes!

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Amira, listen to your Dad....Andrew just cares for himself.

Exactly! I’m 30, and if I told my mom I was going to Serbia after all that shit Amira went through, I would have her size 10 shoe up my ass.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Sorry I'm late. My girlfriend and I are hooked on "Schitt's Creek" and we wanted to watch the last two episodes of season four before she takes off tomorrow to see her family.

That is an excellent excuse!

[Emmeline]

Zied looks completely miserable. The only time he cracked a smile was when the blond offered to help him move.  It’s Rebecca’s 4th marriage?  Time to go the courthouse.  

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I’m sure that’s because she’s so over him.  Just keeps mentioning him to demonstrate how little he means to her.

That's such high school relationship behavior. 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Brandon is yawning while looking at the wedding gowns.  

Why is his pre pubescent ass even there?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bought my wedding outfit two days before the wedding at Loehmann’s in Burlington, MA, even though I hated the open dressing room.

I miss Loehman's. Filene's Basement, too. 

[DragonFlyzz]

18 minutes ago, Twopper said:

why so much Hazel and Tariq tonight?

To punish us.  Fess up ... who brought this down on us?

Edited March 1, 2021 by DragonFlyzz

[Gobi]

Congratulations Jovi, for 90 minutes sober!

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi's house looks really nice.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

has anyone watched the Single Life? Do I need to watch it?

I think it was sort of on the sneak peak the other night, but it was the PT version of it.  I mostly use the ff button, but I did stop because Brittany was in a sex toy shop and Adam the translator was trying to explain it to Yazan;  that was hilarious.  Also I think I saw the "Mohammed Frauded Me " person as well.

[Floatingbison]

Back to Drunky McFunctional

[mmecorday]

If Jovi and Yara actually get married, I'm Harry Connick Jr.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jovi totally has a slug of bourbon in his coffee mug.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Phexxi, the birthcontrol that burns your vajayjay

the possible side effects sound horrible.  Glad I am too old to need it.

[sainte-chapelle]

So dad is a drunk too? They both have the same job and same drinking habit it seems..

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My DIL invited me to go wedding dress shopping (I have only sons, thank goodness). I politely declined because A) I feared I’d be navigating a minefield and B) I thought it was something a mother does with her daughter and I’d be a third wheel and C)I didn’t give a shit. Not a big fan of what she ended up with, but none of my business.

Good for you!

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Phexxi, the birthcontrol that burns your vajayjay

The birth control made of vagina nightmares.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m glad they didn’t act a fool about the possibility of becoming grandparents like Brandon’s parents did.

[kacesq]

Gwen you already threw your big party. Let Yara get married as she wants.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

If Jovi and Yara actually get married, I'm Harry Connick Jr.

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[charmed1]

Father Jovi looks like an obnoxious mutant variant of my beloved Dr. Fauci.

[kacesq]

I wouldn’t invite you either Gwen.

[Grifter Lives]

Wasn't the engagement party Mom Jovi's proxy for the big wedding they wouldn't have?  That's why they had the first dance, wedding-like cake, etc..  This should not be a shock and disappointment.

[Pepper Mostly]

How well I remember announcing that I was pregnant, and all my family and friends said "well, congratulations I guess, what if things don't work out with you and Mr. Mostly?". It was so moving. 

[Leilani]

You'd think Jovi's parents would be happy they don't have to pay for a wedding.