90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[JennyMominFL]

The way Ed feels about the monkeys mirrors the way Rose feels about him.

[Zombness]

You are the beast Ed.

[Mrs. Landingham]

For the love of gods, Ed is the most petulant, whiny piece of shit. “Waaaaa, monkey stole my banana!!” Fuck off.

[RealReality]

Wow, it was record time before Ed got "scared" and ruined it for rose.  And now to a dinner where she will be insulted again.  

Where is David???????

[Mr. Miner]

What a repulsive sack of shit!

[DEL901]

OMG.  Does Ed not read anything?   Any place with monkeys roaming around says No Food.   
 

Also, he is afraid of Everything. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"A nice romantic dinner" is Ed speak for "I'm going to have sex with this girl tonight or I'll know the reason why".

[kendi]

Ed is a shrieking mess, scared of everything. He is draining. Good thing he researched the island resort and their tour for the day. I love seeing Rose laugh at him. If they go to the caverns, he'll cry because there are bats.

[magemaud]

Good thing there’s a comfort station right there when Ed shits himself on the monkey trail 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That reminds me of when my neighbor accused me of driving too fast and endangering his wild children. I defended myself and he goes “well it wasn’t meant to be offensive.”   really dude? You accused me of trying to run down small chIldren. 

When I see those "Watch Children" signs, I want to ask, "Timex? Omega?"

[LilaFowler]

Ed lacks tact.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, pandaindisguise said:

Why does Ed always have plastic bags?

For Rose to throw up in.

[mamadrama]

Lightning, low thread count sheets, heat, monkeys... Ed's afraid of everything. 

[kacesq]

He wasn’t worth ditching your kid for, Rose. And my God how much money did the sister ask for? He makes it sound like she wanted millions.

[HappyDancex2]

Ed is exhausting.  What's with these romantic dinners and awkward accusations about extortion?

[Toodleoo]

Rose, push his ass into that pool, it’ll be the cleanest his head ever gets.

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s nothing more than a rotten 🥚 

[Armchair Critic]

Ed you are going to end up paying for any young chick so suck it up

[talktoomuch]

Ed pretends like he's the plucky underdog just looking for love and hoping for the best. But he's really a rude, predatory, controlling spoiled asshole.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, DEL901 said:

OMG.  Does Ed not read anything?   Any place with monkeys roaming around says No Food.   
 

Also, he is afraid of Everything. 

He has officially become my second most hated 90 Dayer (first is Geoffrey). He is a selfish, self-centered, petulant, manipulative, misogynist, PRICK.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

For the love of gods, Ed is the most petulant, whiny piece of shit. “Waaaaa, monkey stole my banana!!” Fuck off.

And he was all mad about it. Like he wanted to speak to the manager. 

Rose, sitting across from that red faced, sweaty, repulsive meat puppet Ed. Poor girl. 

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Actually, the monkeys tend to be incredibly aggressive.  I would not want a child around them. 

Did you see the fangs on one of them? Kee-rist.

[Straycat80]

You know Rose knew all about her sister asking Ed for money.  She was probably in on it.

You are no prize Ed, don’t be so picky. 

[humbleopinion]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Ed lacks tact.

🥚 lacks...

Empathy

Kindness

Compassion

Manners

 

[HappyDancex2]

Speaking of exhausting....here comes Tom.

GO AWAY TOM

[Armchair Critic]

No pity for Laura’s tears

[Mr. Miner]

Skipper is getting a divorce already?

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought her special surprise was going to be a spa day because she is dirty in some way

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Ed is exhausting.  What's with these romantic dinners and awkward accusations about extortion?

Foreplay. 

[VioletNevermind]

No matter what she says, Rose knew that her sister asked Mayo for money.  Ordinarily, I would react negatively to that, but I hope both of them take him for everything he has.  And then some. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Damn. That promo with Avery and Omar. Omar’s cute. Why didn’t I notice before? 

[kendi]

Is Rose shaking from rage? He's infuriating! So what if she does know about Maria asking him for money? So what?! 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, there is zero guarantee that someone will love you and stay with you forever.

[Leilani]

4 minutes ago, pandaindisguise said:

Why does Ed always have plastic bags?

To protect his jars of Mayo.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, talktoomuch said:

Ed pretends like he's the plucky underdog just looking for love and hoping for the best. But he's really a rude, predatory, controlling spoiled asshole.

🥚 definitely thinks he’s the breakout star of the show, you know he’s such a regular, nice guy

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And he was all mad about it. Like he wanted to speak to the manager. 

Rose, sitting across from that red faced, sweaty, repulsive meat puppet Ed. Poor girl. 

He’s a “Karen”! 

[mmecorday]

Ed's one of those travelers who's not interested at all in experiencing other cultures. He just wants to spend time in a nice hotel room and eat at restaurants that serve American style food.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And he was all mad about it. Like he wanted to speak to the manager. 

Rose, sitting across from that red faced, sweaty, repulsive meat puppet Ed. Poor girl. 

It’s Karen the smelly 🥚 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

No matter what she says, Rose knew that her sister asked Mayo for money.  Ordinarily, I would react negatively to that, but I hope both of them take him for everything he has.  And then some. 

I'm hoping the same

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought her special surprise was going to be a spa day because she is dirty in some way

Well obviously she is.  But not dirty enough for Ed to spend money on her for a spa day.  But dirty enough for a shower.....right now....and now put on this JCPenney teddy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed you can't spring negative feelings on a girl then say 'I will tell you after dinner' how stressful is that?

[Adeejay]

If I were Darcey, I would call the police on Tom.

[kendi]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Ed's one of those travelers who's not interested at all in experiencing other cultures. He just wants to spend time in a nice hotel room and eat at restaurants that serve American style food.

Exactly. And so insulting to everyone. 

[Floatingbison]

Here we go, buckle up everyone!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Skipper is getting a divorce already?

Who ever made up the name Skipper is my hero. It always makes me laugh

[JennyMominFL]

I wish Darcey’s twin was named Marcy

Edited April 27, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad to see Tom brought his trusty murse.

[Mercolleen]

14 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Nothing makes Lisa happy, Usman.

His eyes are SO RED

[HappyDancex2]

Everyone look surprised in their logowear please!

[Gobi]

Darcey is a tubular, boobular joy.