90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[kacesq]

Also I swear BGL is so physically unappealing I almost can’t watch her scenes especially when...as in the previews where’s she’s smirking because she thinks she’s won some great prize. 

[HappyDancex2]

Can someone pass me some princess toast?   This is so boring watching Ash and his capri jeggings go down in flames.

[DEL901]

Sounds like he is just starting to branch out to seminars....and he just cut the branch he was standing on, much like Wile E Coyote and now he is crashing down to the ground.  

[LucyEth]

If Williams friend can text Yolanda, why can't Williams.  That woman should not be let out of the house alone.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I WANT A REFUND! 

So do I. And I didn't pay anything. But my wasted time should be refunded. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jenny...maybe see that divorce paperwork before jumping on a plane to India?

[kendi]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is this a stand-up routine?

Wouldn't you love to be there to heckle him?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, pandaindisguise said:

I am waiting on “men are from Mars, women are from Venus”

To avoid copyright infringement, Ash is changing it to “men are from Jupiter, women are from Neptune.” 

[iwasish]

17 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

From the little we’ve heard so far, Ash’s seminar sounds like some 12-year-old boy describing why girls are so icky and mean.

Didn’t some dope already write a book about Men are from Venus, Women from Mars ... or some shit along those lines? 

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Wow, there must be ten women at that seminar! And that includes Avery. 

“For women, when it’s something small, it tends to get very big.” WTF? 

He is attempting to describe his penis.

Edited April 27, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Granny58]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then where the hell is Ash from?

I'd actually like to know because his accent confuses me.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Jenny...maybe see that divorce paperwork before jumping on a plane to India?

She will be dealt another blow, I just know it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

The calcium buildup guy looks like Eminem 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash is peddling some patronizing crap. I wondered what his qualifications were from the first minute he said he was a relationship coach. So phony.

Don't bother watching the new Project Runway 2.0. It’s like an hours long commercial for Amazon.

[mmecorday]

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Oh. My. God. Some It and Jenny? Really, show?

But she doesn't have a home or a car or a job. She has to do something!

[mamadrama]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

This is worse than the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie tried to teach a dating/relationship class. 

I seriously JUST tweeted the same thing.

[Gobi]

Men are from Mars, women from Venus, Ash from hunger.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Sounds like he is just starting to branch out to seminars....and he just cut the branch he was standing on, much like Wile E Coyote and now he is crashing down to the ground.  

He just needs a 'Help Me' sign.

[LucyEth]

Ash is going to blame this fiasco on Avery.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

OMG this guy is a super chump. Hahhahaaha I love that lady’s assessment of his idiocy.

He rambles on like Tania and SinJin. 

[kendi]

5 minutes ago, RealReality said:

That's because men have always been from Mars and women have always been from Venus.  

Also, which one of these broads is lucrative?

Correction: lucrativeness

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

I'd actually like to know because his accent confuses me.

He's from Mauritius.

 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The calcium buildup guy looks like Eminem 

I am dead and buried.😂😂😂

[kacesq]

TLC needs to pull the plug on the Roloffs

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

I'd actually like to know because his accent confuses me.

Mauritius, with a slight Australian accent. Oh why did he have to be from my land?

[DEL901]

Should have known something wasn’t right when he said the seminar was half an hour.    An hour minimum or even two, plus questions plus a power point slide show plus hand out materials, something with is contact info to encourage the purchase of one on one coaching sessions....but nope, he has none of that.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Ash saw some familiar faces when he walked or at least that is what he said.  None of these women are his clients, he markets himself to the more mature set, 40 and over so Avery should not worry about any of these women texting Ash.

Ash has not studied psychology and fails at relationships, we should listen to him why?

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

Didn’t some dope already write a book about Men are from Venus, Women from Mars ... or some shit along those lines? 

He sure did, in 1992.  I remember being forced to read it several years later at work so we all could “discuss.”  That was a truly hilarious afternoon.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

He just needs a 'Help Me' sign.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

He is attempting to describe his penis.

If it is zigzagged like his drawing he should see a doctor

[Frozendiva]

Nothing makes Lisa happy, Usman.

[mmecorday]

Did this jeweler rob Liberace's grave?

[Leilani]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think I would rather sit through an Amway seminar than listen to Ash

No because we can just walk out on Ash or at least get a good laugh, Amway we might feel obligated to buy over priced cleaning supplies.

[greekmom]

I guess they will show the wedding tonight?

[TMI]

9 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then where the hell is Ash from?

UR-Anus

[FrancescaFiore]

Ash.. oh man.. 

That was rough. Babe.

Edited April 27, 2020 by FrancescaFiore

[RealReality]

10 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ash is sooooo 1985.

That's because men have always been from Mars and women have always been from Venus.  

Also, which one of these broads is lucrative?

[Armchair Critic]

Did Usman use classy and Lisa in the same sentence?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Usman is definitely high in the cut away confessional shots.  

[Floatingbison]

Ash is a con man.  

[kacesq]

Someone tell me how much 70000 is in USD

[Toodleoo]

Ooooh somebody tell us what that is in Baby Girl Visa dollars!

[Granny58]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Men are from Mars, women from Venus, Ash from hunger.

Ash from Uranus.

[Baltimore Betty]

Usman digging thru the fake gold and diamond rings, does he even know her ring size? I thought I saw a diamond engagement ring on Lisa's finger in a previous episode.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman has his script memorized about how he loves Lisa and does it without looking nauseated.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Someone tell me how much 70000 is in USD

194.17 United States Dollar

[kacesq]

Oh shut up Usman with the “I love Lisa.” You don’t. You want to come to the US, that’s fine. But you are signing up for all of Lisa’s shit and Mohammed is wrong if he thinks his brother is in the wrong here.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Ooooh somebody tell us what that is in Baby Girl Visa dollars!

$200

[Toodleoo]

Dude you are giving your brother terrible advice. Lisa was born mad and she’ll be mad no matter what you do.

[talktoomuch]

 

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Usman is definitely high in the cut away confessional shots.  

We all understand. And are jealous. 

[HappyDancex2]

I'm going to Mauritius this summer.  I'm looking for Ash's parents.