S07:E21 The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[ams1001]

lol..."he doesn't like you"

[DC Gal in VA]

9 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

The only reason Steven isn't a serial killer is because he's too fucking fat to move. A mobile Assanti is a scary Assanti. He's so cold and manipulative. I wouldn't trust him to tell me the sky is blue. 

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! I have thought and said the same thing many times.

[aliya]

Who is the woman?  What voices/accents on these people! I can't stand listening to them.

[Stusan]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have an aunt and a cousin there. Part of me wants to go visit and take a little side trip to a certain strip mall parking lot.

Go! And take a photo in front and post it here!

[Granny58]

9 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Tramadol does nothing for me. Same with Vicodin and Oxy. Nothing. I just suffer. Luckily it's never been anything worse than broken bones and wisdom teeth.  ☹️

Opiates do nothing for me either, however, with my last dental infection i googled ibuprofen and Tylenol together.  Turns out it's a real thing and worked grest.  I don't remember the doses of each but Google it.  Might help you too.

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Callaphera said:

That you should move there and start conducting guided Dr. Now's Greatest Hits tours?

When my husband retires, that's our plan. Haha 

[String Theory]

Who is this woman?

[Guest]

This scene seems super fake. 

And where did the girlfriend show up from all of a sudden?

[CringeWatcher]

4 minutes ago, ELFairy said:

Is Justin always wearing the same outfit?

Justin dresses like he’s in a 70s porn flick. An extremely disturbing one.

[QuinnInND]

Just now, String Theory said:

Who is this woman?

Right? She was labeled as his friend. Alrighty then. 

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This show about mothers and daughters who are a little bit too close? Um, yeah. TLC is getting into a really weird area with this one.

"Is it weird that we share the bathwater?"

Yes, yes it is.

[Gbb]

31 minutes ago, ELFairy said:

Does Steven ever wear shoes?  How is that legal?

I’m sure Houston has farriers. 

[AVM]

His legs and feet  are the worst,i think we have ever seen ,they are not human nor animal I know of..

[MsVixen]

Justin is probably bat shit crazy also, but he's not that bad looking.  I know people that would pay good money to have his hair.

[Carboncat]

Please.. no onions for cats!  is toxic, I agree.

[Granny58]

I do think the dad loves his sons...he's just completely dysfunctional.

[crazycatlady58]

2 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

My mom was on a liquid diet. It was called Scotch.

Mine was on a similar one only she used vodka and yes you can smell it.

[littlebennysmom]

14 minutes ago, materialgirl101 said:

It’s for the cat I think

Because God forbid that useless sack of discolored flesh should have to order cat food and litter to be delivered with other crap he gets for himself from the grocery store. 

Why does such a selfish loser even have an animal?  Cupcake needs to run out that door the next time it opens and never look back.

[Callaphera]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

TLC: Now hiring sextuplets!

I think I said this last week but it bears repeating: I swear the Sweet Home Sextuplets mom that bitches about Pee! Everywhere! (honey, you have nine kids, get used to it) crushes and snorts her kid's Ritalin and that's why her eyes are always so wide open. Mommy's Little Helpers!

[cmpbl]

I still think they should have to start therapy before they have surgery.

[suev33 3]

People actually use opiates for pain???  Hmmmm🤔

[String Theory]

Steven should stop by and give Justin some of his "good stuff".  Justin wouldn't be "scared" anymore.

Was wondering how long it would take to hear "I'm scared"........BINGO!

[Smoothcoat]

3 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Just realized that I'm missing out on live performances of All in the Family and The Jeffersons for this non-shitshow, dammit!

Oh! What channel is that!?

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

Opiates do nothing for me either, however, with my last dental infection i googled ibuprofen and Tylenol together.  Turns out it's a real thing and worked grest.  I don't remember the doses of each but Google it.  Might help you too.

I developed an allergy to ibuprofen and aspirin, so I'm left with just Tylenol. 😕 I'm doomed to fun-free pain.

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, CringeWatcher said:

Justin dresses like he’s in a 70s porn flick. An extremely disturbing one.

C'mon!!! Ron Jeremy got fat, but not THAT fat!

[Callaphera]

Dude. If I have to hear She-shed one more time, I'm gonna start burning shit down.

[7EasyPayments]

I had to take Nyquil last night and it knocked me right out !

Probably tonight also because I still have symptoms and want this GONE before the weekend.

I guess I'm a lightweight.

[Mswldflwr]

Is it just me?  I don't quite get why people get so scared/nervous for surgery.  I mean, even if the worst happens and you don't make it through, it's not like you're really going to know what's going on.  I'd rather the absolute worst happens and it's over than something majorly catastrophic happening that you actually survive and have to live with for years.  

[OoogleEyes]

HA! A Slim Fast commercial on this show.  Halarious!

[Concerned]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Justin is probably bat shit crazy also, but he's not that bad looking.  I know people that would pay good money to have his hair.

Nobody wants to add Assanti shot to their family gene pool.

[Twopper]

Just now, Smoothcoat said:

Oh! What channel is that!?

It is on ABC.  I am dvring it as well as the 2 episodes of the Amazing Race on CBS and this show.  DVR is really getting a workout.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I think Toni is the woman that helped him with the store, and is sort of a substitute mother for him.    

[88Keys]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I think I said this last week but it bears repeating: I swear the Sweet Home Sextuplets mom that bitches about Pee! Everywhere! (honey, you have nine kids, get used to it) crushes and snorts her kid's Ritalin and that's why her eyes are always so wide open. Mommy's Little Helpers!

I kind of don't blame her...I have twins.  It's hard.  I honestly can't watch those shows about people with multiples because it makes me so tense.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who is this woman? Her voice! Its like dragging a rake across a chalkboard!

[MsVixen]

2 minutes ago, Smoothcoat said:

Oh! What channel is that!?

ABC channel

[MelissaMinion]

4 minutes ago, Stusan said:

Go! And take a photo in front and post it here!

We need a sticky-d thread for all of the Dr Now’s Office selfies!

[Wanda]

Well, we know Justin survives because he’s bitching on reddit

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Smoothcoat said:

Oh! What channel is that!?

YES! @DC Gal in VA What channel is this on? My guide doesn't list anything!

[cmpbl]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

I had to take Nyquil last night and it knocked me right out !

Probably tonight also because I still have symptoms and want this GONE before the weekend.

I guess I'm a lightweight.

Nyquil knocks me out too and leaves me feeling groggy after I wake up.

[Stusan]

Oh, no!

https://starcasm.net/assanti-brothers-new-photos-where-are-they-now-update/

Sorry, the picture is for crap. It says to expect another Assanti update later in 2019. Ugh!

Edited May 23, 2019 by Stusan
Bad photo.

[String Theory]

is this woman dad's girlfriend or Justin's?

I'm so confused..............

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, 88Keys said:

Yep.  There was a lady who bathed in bleach every day, too.

My cousin said, when she was pregnant, she wanted to eat powdered laundry detergent.  She didn't, but it was her weird pregnancy craving.

I remember one who ate drywall.

I think they were a little loose with the definition of "addiction" on that show, though. Another one was "addicted" to her long (and disgusting) fingernails.

[Callaphera]

Just now, 88Keys said:

I kind of don't blame her...I have twins.  It's hard.  I honestly can't watch those shows about people with multiples because it makes me so tense.

I watched, like, the first episode that they had all the kids at home and she had time to put on real clothes and makeup and go out for lunch with her friend. That's when I developed the snorting Ritalin theory. And the three nannies hidden in the corner theory.

[Snarkastikate]

Is that "friend" Daddy's GF?   Mommy figure perhaps? 

No Justin, you're not going to get your life back.....you really never had one in the adult sense of the word anyway.    

[iwasish]

There’s something very feminine about Justin’s face. I noticed it when he was lying down and the woman was comforting him.

He posted on Reddit so we know he lives. 

[MsVixen]

WTF is wrong with the woman's legs?  They look mottled!

[7EasyPayments]

The father is an instigator - J doesn't want S there.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

I had to take Nyquil last night and it knocked me right out !

Probably tonight also because I still have symptoms and want this GONE before the weekend.

I guess I'm a lightweight.

Smoosh over. I'm the same. NyQuil makes me pass out cold. 

Ew, she's wearing his nasty old hat? I just felt a wave of nausea wash over me. 

[Viqutorious]

What happened to the Dads eye?

[ams1001]

I wonder how much Dr. Now's gold-printed scrubs cost.