I'm sure she's already spent her whole life's savings. She should have invested that money into some major therapy. Seriously, we know she has a mirror. How can she not see what we see? And that ridiculous swimsuit she's got on, that is simply not fit for public viewing. Hell, I'd be embarrassed to wear that in my back yard surrounded by an eight-foot privacy fence.
And why does TLC think we want to still invest any time with her? Sure, certain train wrecks are fun fodder. But Darcy is just too sad and pathetic to even enjoy making fun of.
Why the hell would somebody be jealous over a name on a comb?