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LuAnn de Lesseps: No Longer a Countess, Still Never a Princess

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Box305
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Oh please, Ramona's real reaction to the news was this 

QuinnM
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OMG, thank you reality tv gods.  They are actually still filming!  

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bosawks

I wonder if the housekeeper rolled  her eyes and muttered, "This behavior is so West Palm Beach."

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Celia Rubenstein

Celia Rubenstein

I wonder if Luann will be plastering her mug shot along with a self-celebratory little caption on makeup bags to sell this time. You now, like she did when she got shitfaced drunk and made an ass of herself in public last time. Somehow I think not, lol.  There is no making a joke out of Luann's obvious drinking problem any more.  No more "who hasn't done what she did" no more "but she's a fun drunk." Luann isn't a fun drunk, she is apparently a nasty violent one who will even go after a cop if she feels like it. She's lucky they didn't taser her ass and leave her in the drunk tank over the holiday. Sounds like she deserved it.

I truly hope someone got cell phone footage of all this going down and right now they are negotiating with TMZ to sell it.  People deserve to see the Real Luann, drunk and fighting with cops in the gutter, raging and threatening people. Maybe the time has come to finally put her pretentious, phoney, better-than-you Countess persona to bed. 

Also time for a nice stint in rehab, too, obviously. Although I have the feeling Luann is one of those people who would come out of it sanctimonious and judgey as hell and be just as stuck up as she was before. It may turn out to be easier to tame her drinking problem than to tame her incredible ego.

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Mindthinkr

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I'm wondering if Luanne is going to use the lawyer for her arrest that her daughter used for her DUI. Nah, different state but she could have gotten a discount.  This will take her down a few notches when she tries to tell her child what to do and not do. 

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Celia Rubenstein

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2 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

I'm wondering if Luanne is going to use the lawyer for her arrest that her daughter used for her DUI. Nah, different state but she could have gotten a discount. 

The rich and famous often call upon Roy Black when busted in southern Florida. He is married to a Miami housewife right? (wait, that franchise got cancelled, didn't it?). Maybe Bravo could work some kind of crossover, very special episode type deal thing with them ... the Blacks get publicity, Luann gets a discount on her legal fees, and Bravo gets to capitalize on the countess getting busted. It's a win-win-win situation!  I wouldn't put it past none of these crass famewhores to leap at the chance. 

Anyway ... Lu needs a caption for her mug shot make up bag people. Any suggestions? I believe it was Keith Richards who said something like "if you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you should use both feet." That might work. It's unlikely Luann would have been able to stand on one foot anyway, so there may be a good shot of her on her back kicking away at the cops with both her hooves. 

Still waiting on that video!

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WireWrap

WireWrap

1 hour ago, QuinnM said:

OMG, thank you reality tv gods.  They are actually still filming!  

They take a break filming over the holidays, so I doubt they were filming. 

48 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

I wonder if Luann will be plastering her mug shot along with a self-celebratory little caption on makeup bags to sell this time. You now, like she did when she got shitfaced drunk and made an ass of herself in public last time. Somehow I think not, lol.  There is no making a joke out of Luann's obvious drinking problem any more.  No more "who hasn't done what she did" no more "but she's a fun drunk." Luann isn't a fun drunk, she is apparently a nasty violent one who will even go after a cop if she feels like it. She's lucky they didn't taser her ass and leave her in the drunk tank over the holiday. Sounds like she deserved it.

I truly hope someone got cell phone footage of all this going down and right now they are negotiating with TMZ to sell it.  People deserve to see the Real Luann, drunk and fighting with cops in the gutter, raging and threatening people. Maybe the time has come to finally put her pretentious, phoney, better-than-you Countess persona to bed. 

Also time for a nice stint in rehab, too, obviously. Although I have the feeling Luann is one of those people who would come out of it sanctimonious and judgey as hell and be just as stuck up as she was before. It may turn out to be easier to tame her drinking problem than to tame her incredible ego.

Well, she does look good sans makeup in her mug shot! LOL

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QuinnM

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They take a break filming over the holidays, so I doubt they were filming.

Oh sorry I wasn’t clear.  They are still filming for this season.  Not that they were filming Luann when she got drunk and freaked out on a cop.  So what I was trying to say is because the season isn’t wrapped and in the can we get to see how everyone deals with it.  We get Ramona’s clumsy attempt to care and share with friends although all she wants to embarrass Luann.  And if Luann says one word about someone else’s drinking or classless behavior we get Bethenny going nut crazed on her hypocritical ass.  Then there will be Dorinda.  Who will probably co-sign the whole debauched affair.

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WireWrap

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14 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Oh sorry I wasn’t clear.  They are still filming for this season.  Not that they were filming Luann when she got drunk and freaked out on a cop.  So what I was trying to say is because the season isn’t wrapped and in the can we get to see how everyone deals with it.  We get Ramona’s clumsy attempt to care and share with friends although all she wants to embarrass Luann.  And if Luann says one word about someone else’s drinking or classless behavior we get Bethenny going nut crazed on her hypocritical ass.  Then there will be Dorinda.  Who will probably co-sign the whole debauched affair.

OH, Ok, I agree. They will have to address this on camera no matter what Luann/her lawyer says and I see her saying it comes from the pain Tom/divorce caused her. As for Bethenny, I see her keeping mum about it, Dorinda will down play it and you know that Ramona/Sonja are going to ride this to the bank, the Bravo bank that is! LOL

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SweetieDarling

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25 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Oh sorry I wasn’t clear.  They are still filming for this season.  Not that they were filming Luann when she got drunk and freaked out on a cop.  So what I was trying to say is because the season isn’t wrapped and in the can we get to see how everyone deals with it.  We get Ramona’s clumsy attempt to care and share with friends although all she wants to embarrass Luann.  And if Luann says one word about someone else’s drinking or classless behavior we get Bethenny going nut crazed on her hypocritical ass.  Then there will be Dorinda.  Who will probably co-sign the whole debauched affair.

 You know Ramona's going to say something completely inappropriate and offensive without realizing it.  She never disappoints that way.

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Cherrio

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3 hours ago, Mannahatta said:

Well, at least now she and Tinsley have something to bond over.

Nah, Tinsley was honest and very forthcoming about what happened, whereas everything that comes out of Luanns mouth is a lie.

Too bad they didn't taser her.......Money can't buy your clazzzzzzzzzzzz

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SweetieDarling

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13 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

... and matching "statement" ankle monitor!

Would it be considered "tampering with the device" to bedazzle it or have Victoria paint some artwork on it? I mean,.. she was a countess, after all.

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JenE4

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Another article. Dahling, this is Palm Beach, not WEST Palm. Tsk tsk. But Merry Christmas to us!

 

'Real Housewives of New York City' star Luann de Lesseps arrested after assaulting Florida cop in alleged drunken rampage

A star of the popular reality show "The Real Housewives of New York City" was arrested early Sunday after she allegedly attacked a police officer during a drunken rampage in Florida. Read the full story

https://apple.news/AO-bafAuCQoaQ6DBYVAT3zA

 

Shared from Apple News

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biakbiak

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18 minutes ago, Primal Slayer said:

Somehow I dont think she planned on pleading innocent. Kicking, threatening, and probably a sobriety test all prove she was guilty anyway.

I agree plus it's not like she admitted specific guilt, it's a very generic apology.

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Cherrio

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10 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

I agree plus it's not like she admitted specific guilt, it's a very generic apology.

You never admit anything. Among other charges she threatened to kill them all to the police.  These are serious felonies.

You get an attorney and keep your mouth shut. The lawyer then tries to strike a deal to lesser charges and hopefully no jail time.

If she claims a "generic" apology, I am sure they can refresh her memory with the cam footage real quick.

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biakbiak

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5 minutes ago, Cherrio said:

You never admit anything. Among other charges she threatened to kill them all to the police.  These are serious felonies.

Again, she doesn't mention the arrests at all she could be apologizing to her hosts.

Yes, they are currently felonies, I bet they will be reduced and with her record will get a slap on the wrist and maybe court ordered rehab.

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howiveaddict

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1 hour ago, RedheadZombie said:

I always knew that Countess Luann was no more than skin deep.  This is Lu, the broad from Connecticut.  

Who smiles in mug shots.  Other than Mel Gibson, of course.

Recently a couple, from a town near here, were arrested.  They were both smiling in their mug shots  like the pics were selfies.  

On topic, the internet is having a field day with Luann's arrest.

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lunastartron

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The little things can take you down/so it's best to brush them off! 

LuAnn is a pretty, wealthy white woman and the judge let her go without bail. I'm pretty sure she's going to be okay (in Palm Beach of all places, to boot). 

She looks fresher faced in her mug shot than many of her costars in their paparazzi pics. 

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Normades

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I want to know exactly where this happened. Was it a private or public place? Also remember the president is in the area, so publicly yelling about killing everyone gets the attention of police even more than during a regular weekend. Police are much more on edge when he's there. Believe me, I know that area well.

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ScoobieDoobs

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Would she go to Tinz for advice?  Uh, not sure how much worthwhile advice Tinz can offer.  Hmmm, maybe (like Tinz) she can go on a redemption tour in NYC & stay with Sonja.  Or did she already do that?

I dislike kicking someone when they're down.  It's all kinds of ick.  Any bets on who is snickering over this?  Moaner?  Mean-girl Carole?  Will Bethenny comment on it or leave it alone?

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Neeners

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I read this on another site's comment section re: her arrest:

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Was her server at a restaurant in NYC. She came in late with 3 others. She was both high and drunk....seemed like pills and uppers and booze. The others looked like people she barely knew who were just looking to rob her. She grabbed me by the collar and pulled me into the booth and said she "wanted me." I was surprised at how out of it she was. Felt bad for her and didn't trust her company. Andy Cohen eats souls.

I hope this isn't true, but I feel like it more than likely is. Lu needs to clean up her act.

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Wendy

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From the deep files of some gossip magazine, here is the transcript of the arrest ; ) 

 

Police Officer: Please, walk in a straight line 

Luann: (slurring)Do you know who I am? I am the Countess!!

PO: It makes no difference, you seem intoxicated. 

Luann: Let me give you a copy of my book "Class with the Countess", I am sure you have seen me on TV

PO: Mam, please breath on the device 

Luann: You don't get it, (leaning forward, almost falling, voice whispering), I know there must be some way to make this go away (winking her eye) Chic, C'est La Vie

PO: Lady, you need to get into the car, now. 

Luann: Lady? how dare you? When you address me, please address me as Countess Luann Delesseps, my husband's family was just mentioned in The Crown on season 2. 

PO:  (mumbling) Oh, Lord, give me patience. Mrs. DeLesseps, you are being arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. 

Luann; Be cool, don't be all uncool (while tripping in some bush) 

Firefighters are called and one of them tries to help Luann get up, she tries to grab his *&^%   (hence assault charges) 

Police officers and firefighters forced her into the back of the police car. 

Unhinged Luann screams to the top of her lungs, "You have no idea the big mistake you are making, I will kill all of you" 

Then she starts singing "Money can't buy you class" (hence doing good on her promise to kill them by hurting their mental sanity) 

 

OMG,  this is just the perfect Christmas gift, LMAO

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SunnyBeBe

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It takes a lot to take me by surprise when it comes to the behavior of Real Housewives, but, this did surprise me.  My goodness.  Suddenly, that drunken shrub scene takes on more meaning. 

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Baltimore Betty

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On 12/24/2017 at 11:22 AM, SweetieDarling said:

Bethenny is going to have a field day with this. I can hear it now, "Slut, f-doll, drunk-ass, cop-kicker!"

What a great turretsy rant this will make for Bethenny.  

Luanne can write a book about her time in jail..."In the Clink with the Countess."  Tips on how to get along with any felon, which spork to use for prison loaf, etc...

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Chit Chat

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4 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Suddenly, that drunken shrub scene takes on more meaning.

Sadly, I think that many of us commented on that scene as something more than her just being a little tipsy.  The writing was clearly on the wall.  Sigh.   

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JAYJAY1979

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Karma couldn't have come after someone better then Luann.  Her earlier seasons of acting superior, looking down on Alex and being cruel to Alex makes me not feel sorry for the high and mighty countess.  Next she will claim she did this cause of how sad she was over her upcoming 1st anniversary of her recently ended marriage.  If she does that, then I certainly won't feel sorry for her because I know a lot of people that don't react the way she did.  She needs therapy and maybe to stay away from booze (same with alcoholic Dorinda/Ramona/Sonja).

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Mannahatta

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4 minutes ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

She needs therapy and maybe to stay away from booze (same with alcoholic Dorinda/Ramona/Sonja).

And don't forget Tinsley.....Or they can just change the name of the show to "Real Alcoholics of New York".

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