Sarcastica

Before I hated Kelly, now I think I actually like her? I need a drink.

Well, a certain someone is getting deported? https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Joe-Giudice-Deportation-ICE-Prison-Real-Housewives-New-Jersey-Teresa-Giudice-486206961.html Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice, the incarcerated husband of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice, is in the process of being deported, officials say. Giudice, who's serving a more than 41-month sentence in federal prison on bankruptcy fraud charges, is in removal proceedings to return to his native Italy after Immigration and Customs Enforcement lodged a detainer on him, an ICE spokesman confirmed.

Nice to see everyone. With that said, my eyes can't stop rolling. Also Zorro???? Seriously? Whatever. Rest in peace Once Upon a Time.

WTF did I just watch?

Sonja is an asshole. The End.

I like Kyle's house, but I don't like her furniture(Current and future furniture). Dorit is exhausting. I think Teddi is a good friend. Bring on the reunion.

I love Dorinda and her scratch-off lottery tickets.

Why LuAnn???? WHY????

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The only thing I enjoyed in this episode was Kyle's new house. I love me some house porn.

Camille "Da GAWD" Grammer" Yessssss!

WTF did I just watch?

Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit. Shut up, Dorit.

Gonna forever scream about how Dorito is an asshole.

Just looking at her boob shelf is giving me a backache.