90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[HappyDancex2]

Hey ghoul woman.....I'm not answering your questions.  Mind yourself

[peaceknit]

Quit playing with your damn hair Darcy!

That friend though...

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Tom's friends have a maleish vibe to them.

I was going to say drag queens (no disrespect to actual drag queens)

[Pepper Mostly]

 Tom's blond friend is manlier than he is. The brunette is drunk as fuck. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom’s ex girlfriends look like they are extras from Little Shop Of Horrors.

[LucyEth]

Jeez that Ab Fab comparison was right.  These two are like Patsy and Edina.

[Eldemarge]

Let's talk about the Yellow Glittery Highlighter Darcey is wearing all over her damn face.   GURL.  It's not good!

[Emkat]

Tom seriously looks just like a woman I work with.  I wish I could post a pic of her!

[Bunnyette]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Tom’s ex looks like a pro.  He certainly has a type, I’ll say that for him. 

They both do!  Darcy’s top doesn’t fit her.  As someone who has an English father...Englishmen don’t show their emotions. 

[Cammi]

Is there a new gold/bruise colored blush trend? Blush is supposed to give a youthful glow. Literally that’s it’s purpose. All that gold highlighter does an older woman zero favors. ie Darcy and Tom’s ex. Looks like they got slapped in the cheeks too hard 

[charmed1]

Damn. Tom’s ex makes Darcey look amazing! Is this Any Winehouse’s ghost? Is this like that Eva Longoria movie where she haunts all her ex-husbands dates? Get out of here, Amy.

[DVDFreaker]

At leasr the dracula is honest

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy has to pee! She'll be gone for an hour. 

[blubld43]

Tom has been engaged and dumped twice.....hmmm

[Bryce Lynch]

Michael, "There are a lot of scammers in Nigeria.". Ya think?

I can't stand Angela, but if I ever get in a street brawl I want her on my side.

Michael is earning all that money she sends him, by climbing Mt Angela while wearing Trump undies and body paint.

[Andi27]

The SLUURRR of it all.

[VioletNevermind]

Pro tip, Tom: Never take life advice from someone who is slurring her (?) words.  

[iwasish]

Pee? How will she get her pants unzipped and rezipped?

[HappyDancex2]

She has.....MAN HANDS

[Dance4Life]

Hahahahahahahah!  Darcy is wearing glitter!  Got her cheeks dusted with gold powder, too.

FENTY makeup needs an age limit! 

I think Tom likes women that look like drag queens.

What are we watching...????

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

Tom's ex looks uh.... "interesting".

She looks like a straight up prostitute

[HunterHunted]

Darcey is mutton dressed as lamb.

"Zombie Amy Winehouse" "time traveling Danny Noriega in his first time as Adore Delano" Roucelle is Tom's type?

Darcey thinks Tom is her suave sophisticated suitor, but he's a chav. He's a chav putting on airs, but he's a chav.

Edited September 9, 2019 by HunterHunted

[Chickabiddy]

Tom’s lady friends look like drag queens, and sad sack stuffed in a sausage casing Darcy is in way over her head. 

That is all. 

[hookedontv]

Darcy has to pee-how the fuck is she going to get her pants back on? 

Maybe this is why she didn’t wear pants on the first meeting...

[Mierin]

"It's either love or it's not love."  It's... been a week, woman!  It can take time.

[poeticlicensed]

Drunk eyebrow lady..WTF

[Angry Moldovan]

They are the worst lips i have ever seen. Darcy is classy in comparison 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

She looks like a straight up prostitute

I was just going to say that Tom's previous relationships probably all involved cash transactions. 

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, Emkat said:

Tom seriously looks just like a woman I work with.  I wish I could post a pic of her!

In his list TH, Tom looked just like that kid on the TV show years ago with Mr. French and Buffy.  Same hair.  

[For Cereals]

6 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Whoever mentioned AbFab before, Darcy would fit right in with Edina.

Edina had more self esteem 

[LennieBriscoe]

JeniFFer would fit right in with Tom's friends...on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

[goofygirl]

Something tells me old Caesar is gonna be the most popular guy at the resort.  Hell, he's gonna buy drinks for the whole pool!

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Kareem said:

In his list TH, Tom looked just like that kid on the TV show years ago with Mr. French and Buffy.  Same hair.  

Buffy and Jody! They do have the same hair! Family Affair, I think.

Edited September 9, 2019 by blubld43

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Darcy has to pee-how the fuck is she going to get her pants back on? 

Maybe this is why she didn’t wear pants on the first meeting...

I just keep thinking about the episode in Friends when Ross wore leather pants and sweat too much to get them back on...

[Mierin]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

All the better so I can catch on fire with those sleeves!

Exactly!  You get it!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Hahahahahahahah!  Darcy is wearing glitter!  Got her cheeks dusted with gold powder, too.

FENTY makeup needs an age limit! 

I think Tom likes women that look like drag queens.

What are we watching...????

It feels as if the show has travelled to some parallel universe.

[Cammi]

I was wondering if that’s what they are! I’m not British, but I’ve heard the word Chav before, and been DYING to ask without insulting the Brits 

[Dance4Life]

Wow! 

Tom’s friend......that is Darcy’s British doppelgänger.

Was that a bio woman?

Her hands were larger than my feet!

Someone explain????  What are we watching? 🥳

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

She has.....MAN HANDS

There is always a Seinfeld quote for this shite show

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Cammi said:

Is there a new gold/bruise colored blush trend? Blush is supposed to give a youthful glow. Literally that’s it’s purpose. All that gold highlighter does an older woman zero favors. ie Darcy and Tom’s ex. Looks like they got slapped in the cheeks too hard 

She looks jaundiced. Is her liver ready to give out?

[Andi27]

I wonder how Tom thinks he is coming across here since he is so image conscious. I assume he thinks that all Americans are as gullible as Darcy to the "all English are classy" stereotype.

[Armchair Critic]

I bet Darcey is even having second thoughts but she needs a ring so bad she is willing to put up with just about anything

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Tom has been engaged and dumped twice.....hmmm

But they did get that elusive engagement ring. Darcy is still trying. She wants it before they go to Albania. 

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, Cammi said:

Is there a new gold/bruise colored blush trend? Blush is supposed to give a youthful glow. Literally that’s it’s purpose. All that gold highlighter does an older woman zero favors. ie Darcy and Tom’s ex. Looks like they got slapped in the cheeks too hard 

Yes. They put it on the ends of their noses too. Looks even more ridiculous in person.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Cammi said:

I was wondering if that’s what they are! I’m not British, but I’ve heard the word Chav before, and been DYING to ask without insulting the Brits 

White trash

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It feels as if the show has travelled to some parallel universe.

Or, an American reality show scene at.......Hamburger Mary’s! 

(That Bingo parlor that shows up on all the shows)

[Gigglepuff]

How does one forget to say "hello" to people they're just meeting? 

[Frozendiva]

Mom's fabrics are really nice.

[DVDFreaker]

Benjamin is embarrassing 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Awkwardness?

Ya think??